#listen okay Anakin is the dumbest smart person Artoo has ever met

[padawansuggest]

R2D2: Luke Skywalker, you are the second dumbest man I have ever met in my life. I’ll follow you to hell and back, just like I did the first one.

Luke: Who was the first one???

R2D2: Your father.

Luke: *sniffling* Plz tell me the dumb stories?

R2D2: Okay but I’mma need a jumper cable. I need a jolt to get through any story involving Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Force ghosts Obi and Ani: :/

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #luke skywalker #r2d2 #listen okay Anakin is the dumbest smart person Artoo has ever met #Artoo once watched him eat a bug that had already given him poisoning three times now be he kept doin it #Artoo is gonna use the jumper cables to get high :)