#like... why is that a dirty secret

[galoogamelady]

I've been watching Cam play the Cyberpunk DLC as this corpo V

#you know he LOVED swearing into the secret service #he's like if only papa could see me now I made it I work for the government #wipes roaches off of dirty mattress on the ground THIS IS WHERE MADAM PRESIDENT AND I WILL MAKE LIL PRESIDENTS #I think it was a good idea to go with this V for the DLC #why would a streetkid give a shit about the president of the NUSA #or a Nomad #personal #galoodle #meme #Cyberpunk 2077 #V #corpo #his other V-s are all very cool and this guy is just... this

[hanzajesthanza]

me whenever the short story "something ends, something begins" is mentioned, or not even mentioned, but i have an opportunity to mention it myself

#it is my FAVORITE... if i may bestow such a title... but it's like the witcher fandom's best kept worst-forgotten secret #i love jokes i love in-jokes and i love non-canon presents and silly imaginings that will never be real #im sorry the bouquet looks a little cheap at least it is of white roses which is what yennefer had #i was too busy focusing photoshopping a folk vest on elmo's little body #because i wish to eat a third donut #witcher memes #the witcher #story: something ends something begins #the witcher books #i mean sesb just has some of my favorite favorite moments of all time #''course i know. that's why i don't get married' top 10 dandelion-est dandelion moments #nenneke being their officiant... AUGH #ciri having teenage angst (intense revenge fantasies) so much she almost couldn't enjoy her parents' wedding #GERALT CALLING CIRI HIS DAUGHTERRRR #(which doesnt even happen in the saga if you can believe it!) #yennefer healing ciri and dirtying her dress... #ciri #yennefer #geralt of rivia #dandelion #geralt and yen finally getting hitched and dandelion giving a toast (or roast ?) #wishing the couple a great wedding night for which yennefer kicked him in the shin... so in character i love it

[gutterxdollie]

idc if other girls wanna fuck u why tell me that its just so disrespectful

#like what am i supposed to do with that information?? haha good job buddy #im so fucking over it #like my feelings have never been cared for in this relationship #i want a guy whos obsessed with me #editing so i can keep complaining about this #like either give me more or give me less. #i hang outt with ur family we go on domestic lil shopping trips i stay for days at a time #im always bussing to see u where the effort back #u never even considered inviting me to that party i barely know ur friends u say u care about me #but im starting to feel like a dirty little secret #so if thats the case why dont we just meet up in an airbnb every few weeks instead of making me fall in love with u and ur fam

[cowboyshit]

wrestling secret santa again! thanks for the info from the last ask and i have another question for you! what are your top five favorite songs right now?

ohhhh this is such a good question!!!! and also one I am having to think harder about than is probably necessary LOL let's see, I think I would say my current top five songs right now are

sexy after dark by joshua ray walker let me drown by orville peck save me by jelly roll (with lainey wilson) i like him by princess nokia lady may by travis childers

#that princess nokia song doesnt seem like it fits there LOL #i almost put my other top fave song right now 'dirty thoughts' by chloe adams but tbf that one makes me think of someone Specifically so #that's why it's become a fave i've been playing so much #if none of these give you any ideas for what you're asking feel free to come at me again #i LOVE music and have a very mixed list of genres so theres definitely more I love I can list #I think these five are the ones I keep repeating the most right now though #ashley answers #wrestling secret santa 2023

[vivalgi]

This made me delve into the deep dark web to find out if other men have very sensitive nipples because personally I don't feel sh*t 🤔😕

#like dude calm your tits! You're ruining my immersion XD #and why is it LI who's always getting handsy behind us? #I want to touch something too #playchoices #pixelberry #choices stories you play #dirty little secrets

[hella1975]

anyway in regards to my last post this is all to say that if i moved to a foreign country and shared a nice apartment with my mutuals where we did boring errands together and listened to nice music and danced barefeet then everything would be okay i think

#only recently discovering how much shame i internalised in regards to my writing #like genuinely think i have more internalised shame around my writing than i do being gay LMAO #there's a reason for it too shit went down when i was twelve and i connected it to my writing even though it kinda didnt have anything to #do with that it was just me using it as a coping mechanism again but ofc at that age i didnt know that's what it was #so for a good few years it was just 'WRITING BAD' like i fully didnt even have a laptop for those years i did not write a single word #idk why i thought i could just pick it up again without any residual issues towards writing #like even when boom and hannah were here or when im talking to my one irl that songwrites about writing #i just feel so genuinely uncomfortable like someone's about to do a 'gotcha!' moment on me #it's just something that feels like it needs to be a big dirty secret and that combined with my hometown vibes is just sooo stinky #but yh i realised how nice it was just having people i could just authentically get excited about writing with #like telling people about plot points or twists and having them be like !!!! omg !!!! like i want to surround myself with those people!! #i want to be brave enough and comfortable enough that i try and publish my shit regardless of what my hometown is saying!!! #and i will be one day i have faith in my own stubbornness and spite if nothing else #that my hatred of this town will overrule my fear of it #but for now it's just a very shit time lol #one day grown up hella will be buying apples with hannah and boom and we'll be talking about our wips in the shop #where anyone can hear us and on that day i'll stop and give a moment to baby hella who was so scared and ashamed #and i'll smile a little. and then i'll ram the trolley into hannah's ankles just for a laugh and i'll forget all about it

[mrssimply]

Sulky boy ~

#oh V #this flat is so dirty #why are you taking me here? Imma mess up my shiny shoes... #oh a secret button to a secret room #Do I look like I care?! #This whole quest he was whinning #While V is like #And Johnny sitll sulks like #virtual photography #cyberpunk 2077 #cp2077 #my playthrough

[missmitchieg]

Sometimes I imagine Haley and Will bonding over hating their spouses jobs.

#criminal minds #''oh boo I hate when my FBI agent spouse has to go be an FBI agent'' #should've... probably... idk considered that before getting married... y'know like how Will asked if JJ wanted to break up and she said YES #hmm Haley & Will could've been a fun friendship #could've added some spice to their characters #maybe then Will and Haley wouldn't be Just There for me #as The Guy JJ Forced To Be Her Dirty Little Secret For A Year Like OMG Get Some Self Respect My Dude #& Hotch's Pretty Ex-Wife Who Hates His Job & Good On You Divorcing Him Because You Hate It So Much Like WOO Also Sorry You Got Offed #like oh my god she literally said she wanted to break up it could've just been over then & there because she realized she's actually in lov #with Spence and that adorable scene where lil Henry decided to dress as his favorite profiler for Halloween could've been ''I'm YOU dad'' I #seriously why did the writers Do That and make it weird like eww #wait #oh oops #Tag Rants With Mitchie

[sugaroto]

Lol I'm watching this show with my mom and she said something about this mother that her 2 sons ended up both being murderers in the end and I instantly thought of the Twinyards

#also what in the miscommunication trope is that?? half of the problem of this show would have been solved if 1)Manolis confessed he saw #Mathio killing Stefani 2) whatever the fuck Gerasimos has going on by hiding the fact that Karapanos is his dad 3)Asteris stopped being a #creep- like why did he lie just now & said his name was Christos? what does he get out from it? besides stalking his ex' #s new husband and her whole family 4)Nik who the fuck is your dad why did you burn the dna test come back #i think the priest knows all the dirty secrets pls spill the tea lol- #also clary and manolis broke up why i liked them- i mean i know why but pls get back together #sasmos #σασμος #twinyards #andrew minyard #all for the game #neil josten #aaron minyard #aftg

[nico-the-overlord]

i need to know your favorite sanders sides quote, or one from each side

Gosh well first that come to mind…

Roman: I am bitterly jittery and not very glittery!

Patton: It isn’t you these thoughts you’re thinking!

Janus: You’re not stuck with a evil snake boy…you’re just stuck with a snek boi (:<

Logan: FALSEHOOD.

Remus: ah, BITCH?

And I can’t think of one for Virgil…perhaps the witching hour quote or “you tried, you failed, let’s go to sleep”? This has been sitting in my box for a while because idk and I know I am def forgetting so many good lines, hope I’m not misquoting off of memory😭

#asks #sanders sides #logan one is obvious #also like the AND THAT IS WHY I SAY IT line #roman I also like the ‘secrets secrets are no fun tell me now or else we’re done!’ #and so many nicknames he gives others like banana-conda #oh and smth abt him being the main course and not the appetizer #he is very quotable #the one for remus is mainly bc of the bloopers #and with thomas+joan joking about him having acrylic nails and such it’s just so silly #I like quoting patton’s singing line #also the great spider threat of 2017 is also funny #another good janus line is the one where he tells thomas that he needs to unlearn that selfishness is a dirty word #I put in the snek like because cmon it’s silly #but that line…the episode in general hit me HARD #anyways I’ll stop rambling knwiwkdj

[soopysoap]

remembering how i had to explain to my straight liberal father scene by scene that richie was in fact gay after It 2 had been out for YEARS... maybe straight ppl are just Stupid.

#'he wrote s+e as friends!!!! he was scared in the arcade bc henry was there!!!!!! dirty little secret scene was just pennywise trying to #scare hi-' FATHER. BE SO FR. i love u but cOME ON #this is why i forgive straight ppl for not having believed that will was gay at first and now refusing to believe mike is gay #its like they need text on screen that says 'THIS CHARACTER IS ROMANTICALLY INTERESTED IN THIS OTHER CHARACTER' when it comes to queer #characters. like unless the character explicitly states that they are in fact queer theyre just like 'no way!!!!!!! this character is a girl #lover!!!!!!! hes attracted to only women bc we saw him kiss another one!!!!!!!!' like hello no its more complicated than that theres subtext #like there is with straight shows #like even some of my straight friends refused to believe will was queer until noah said it. what. huh. what. #how can they be so so so dumb sometimes im just like. wow #stranger things #it chapter two #it (2019)

[byler-heart]

No because every time I lose hope in Byler & start thinking we're inevitably going to get queerbaited, I remember the airport scene and Mike's awkward side hug and repeated fist bump on Will's shoulder while avoiding eye contact and think what the heck was that, there's literal no straight explanation to that.

then I feel better.

#byler #mike x will #like honestly wtf #think about it tho he is CLUELESS about will's feeling why is he so awkward then? #i know your secret you dirty little secret #mike wheeler i know what you are

[ourbastardofsorrows]

anonymously let me know that i've done wrong when i've known this all along

#tia text #dirty little secret #idk why but i like all american rejects way more when i'm tipsy

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

I swear Hollyoaks actors appear in the RANDOMEST shows and it's such a weird experience for me every time

#hollyoaks #I don't know why maybe it's cause everyone in hollyoaks has these over the top ass roles #I just started heartstopper and Eoghan is in it #BRENDAN BRADY'S DIRTY LITTLE SECRET EOGHAN JGHFJKGHG #am I supposed to see him and not think of that exact scene every time #this is like when craig dean was on sonny with a chance #no actually that was weirder

[gothlesbians]

we can simultaneously acknowledge that certain groups of people are often over-sexualized while also knowing that you can still find those people sexy. is it really that hard to be attracted to someone without dehumanizing them? cut it with the purity culture bullshit, you’re doing a full 180 and making people feel infantilized and undesirable

#why must the subject of your desire become an object of desire what the fuck is up with that???? #i think trans women are hot as hell #im also going to treat them like fucking people instead of sex toys or dirty secrets #it is rlly not that hard to wanna fuck someone and respect them at the same im baffled by purity culture painting sex as evil or some shit