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#like why did you bother wearing shorts in cw boo
obiwansucks · 3 years
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concept: Maul's little shorts in clone wars except he's on the beach and they're floral swimming trunks
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sugawarassoulmate · 3 years
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Babes I meannnn.... can you turn Toxic!Oikawa and Loser!Kuroo into a fic. Like you choose bc I can't please.
Im on my knees and Im begging (cuz I dont wanna loose you) 😃😭
i got u boo LOL here's loser!kuroo
also it's my birthday pls be nice to me 🥺
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words: 793
cw: fem!reader, bully!reader, loser!kuroo, university, footjob, oral (f receiving), name-calling, manipulation, minors dni)
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“so you were lying to me?” you snap, standing in front of the much taller man with your arms crossed. “you know i don’t like liars.”
kuroo looks like he might die, cheeks turning red and lips stuttering out an apology. he promised that you two would study tonight or rather you told him you two were studying knowing that he would end up doing both of your homework that evening. if he did fast enough, you might let him finger you. but he timidly admitted that he had practice tonight.
“i didn’t lie, you didn’t let me—”
“ohhh, so this is my fault?” you could do your homework on your own, honestly. but it was so much easier to get kuroo to do it instead. he’s so eager to please you, always doing favors in the hopes that you’ll give him a shred of attention as a reward—even better if he could touch you. “whatever, tetsu, don’t even bother texting me tonight.” you walked past him, making sure to shove his shoulder as you did so his books fell to the ground.
hours later you heard knocking at your door. unsurprisingly, you found kuroo on the other side, staring at his shoes. “what do you want?”
his cheeks are red, but this time in embarrassment rather than fear. pointing to his phone, kuroo hesitates to meet your gaze. “you texted me…”
“so?”
“you said you didn’t want me to—”
you groan, dragging him by the arm into your dorm and out of the hallway. “i said i didn’t want you to text me, not the other way around.” god, he’s so stupid, you’d think he’d learn what you mean when you say things to him by now. why is he complaining anyways? all throughout his stupid practice you had been blowing up his phone, sending memes to get his attention but when that didn’t work you decided to send lewds instead. you knew once he saw a picture of you wearing nothing but that ugly high school jersey you made him give you, he’d come running back.
kuroo’s sitting at your desk, not sure what to do with himself. “i can still help you study if you want?”
“already did it, no thanks to you.” you’re sitting on the edge of your bed, legs stretched on kuroo’s lap. he must have stopped by his dorm before coming here, changing into sweats and a t-shirt after practice. curiously, you nudged your foot against his crotch, smirking at how he jumped.
“what—”
you shoot daggers at him, pressing your foot against his dick, earning a grunt. “stop moving,” he listens like he always does, hands gripping the arms of the chair as he tries to keep still. you rub against him more, noticing the wet patch forming on his sweats. “you’re such a pervert, tetsu. bet you jerk off to me every night, huh?”
he doesn’t answer, he knows better than that, just nods which fuels your ego. “of course you do,” you pull away for a second, ignoring the way kuroo whines before kicking your shorts and panties down. kuroo’s eyes practically sparkle at the brief glimpse of your cunt, arousal dripping down your folds. “i would’ve let you touch me, you know.” not a complete lie—it wasn’t the worse thing in the world when kuroo was on top of you, fingers inside you to reach your high.
“i’m sorry—”
“you’re so annoying, i swear,” bored, but still very wet, you reach for him by the neck. his face is inches away from your cunt as you tug on his hair. “make yourself useful.”
kuroo mumbles a quiet “thank you” before he dives in, tongue desperate to taste you. “such a fucking loser, tetsu, doing everything i say,” you whine as he kisses your clit. you bring him closer to your center, wanting to feel more of him. “you should feel lucky that i give you the time day—fuck,”
he grips your hips for more leverage, fucking you with his tongue until you’re a blubbering mess of curses and cries. he makes you cum embarrassingly quick, juices drenching his face. for a second, he doesn’t stop, pleasuring you through your orgasm until you have to pull him away.
kuroo leans back into the chair, out of breath. you’re feeling generous, ready to take pity on him until you see the large wet patch on his sweats. “did you cum, loser?” the shame that washes over him answers your question, adding to your ridicule. “always such a fucking mess. get out of here, perv!” you kick at the chair, sending him away from you.
and, like he always does, kuroo listens to you—eagerly waiting for the next time you want him at your side.
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longitudinalwaveme · 3 years
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The CW Rogues: My Biggest Gripe With the 2014 Flash Show
In many ways, the CW Flash show is what got me into comics. While I had watched (and loved) Justice League and Justice League Unlimited and read loads of DC guidebooks as a kid, it wasn’t until I saw a clip from the 2014 CW Flash show that I really got invested in the DC Universe. While I had already started watching B:TAS (and loving it), Batman wasn’t what got me into comics. No, that was the Flash...or rather, it was Captain Cold. While watching a clip from the Justice League episode Flash and Substance on YouTube, I saw a link to a clip from “Family of Rogues” (from Season 2 of CW’s Flash). Intrigued by the premise, I found the show on Netflix, watched the entire episode, and was hooked. Not only was the Flash just as nice as he had been on Justice League, but two of his Rogues were siblings, and they actually cared about one another. I wanted to know more, so I looked Captain Cold and the Golden Glider up. My research into Cold and Glider led me to the other Rogues, and soon I became a Flash fan. I watched the show, I re-watched “Flash and Substance”, I read articles about the characters from the comics...and eventually, I started reading the comics themselves. I loved the characters and the lore, and I enjoyed the generally lighthearted tone of the books even into the modern era. Unfortunately, as I learned more about the comics, I grew less and less interested in the 2014 TV show. It made too many alterations to character I liked in the comics...and eventually, I basically stopped watching the show out of frustration. Ironically enough, by getting me into comics, the show alienated me from itself....and a big reason for that was the way it handled the Rogues. Here’s a rundown of the CW Rogues, and why I was frustrated with most of them. 
1. Captain Cold. I actually enjoy Captain Cold on the CW show; he’s recognizable as Len Snart and his sarcasm game is on point. (It doesn’t hurt that Wentworth Miller is really attractive, either). His relationships with Lisa, Mick, and Barry are fantastic, and it’s a relief to have him be treated as a competent threat. That being said...he’s a bit too suave for Captain Cold, isn’t he? Silver Age Cold thought he was suave, but he wasn’t; and modern Captain Cold is middle-aged, grouchy, and very rough around the edges. His smooth, suave nature reminds me more of classic Sam (the original Mirror Master) than Captain Cold. 
2. Heat Wave. Dominic Purcell did a great job with the role he was given, and physically he’s an excellent match for Mick. That being said, CW Mick is very different from the Mick in the classic comics, who was a bit dim-witted and rather gentle and sweet for a supervillain. CW Mick, by contrast, is, as I think @gorogues put it, “Hothead McAngryman”, which wouldn’t be so bad if it didn’t seem to have bled back into the comics themselves. Villains with fire powers being hotheads is a bit overdone, so I’m not thrilled to see comic Mick being put into that role. 
3. Golden Glider. Hands down, Lisa is my favorite of the CW Rogues. Despite the fact that her costume and power set are completely different than they were in the comics, they managed to get her personality down pretty well; making her just as dangerous and competent as the boys. Flirtatious, crafty, devious, and yet still at least somewhat sympathetic, the CW version of Lisa Snart takes home the gold for the best adaptation of a Rogue. If only they hadn’t completely forgotten that she existed. 
4. Pied Piper. Note that I have not seen his Season 6 appearance, so I’m just judging this based on his appearances in Seasons 1 and 2. Piper is disappointing; in his first appearance he wasn’t as fun as Silver/Bronze Age Piper or as sympathetic as modern Piper, and I’m not crazy about the idea of him being motivated primarily by revenge on Wells/Thawne, since that wasn’t his motivation in the comics at all. I also don’t remember him being able to puppet or hypnotize people with his music, which is too bad, since that’s his main schtick in the comics. What’s more, if you want to reform a character, don’t do it offscreen via reality warping and then forget about him for four seasons. It sounds like his Season 6 appearance was better, but I haven’t seen it so I can’t comment on it. Also, “the Pied Piper” is kind of a nonindicative name if he doesn’t play a pipe/flute. 
5. Trickster II (Axel Walker). Axel was actually decent in the CW show. I still like comic Axel better, but they got the gist of his character down and even made him a bit sympathetic. In fact, he’s probably in the top three best Rogue adaptations that the CW did. 
6. Trickster I (James Jesse). I love watching Mark Hamill play CW’s Trickster...but man, he is not playing Giovanni Giuseppi on the CW show. He’s playing the Joker with a different name. It’s especially weird since we know from JLU and that one short where Mark Hamill plays himself, the Joker, the Trickster, and Swamp Thing that Hamill can do a non-Joker Trickster and do it well, so my suspicion is that it was just because Trickster was also the Joker in the 1990s Flash show (where he was also played by Mark Hamill). Regardless, murdering random people and threatening to blow up small children during Christmas is not something the Trickster should be doing. 
Although this does prove Mark Hamill could do a live-action Joker. I’d pay money to see that. Mark Hamill is a great Joker. 
7. Weather Wizard. CW Weather Wizard isn’t egregiously bad. He’s not out-of-character like Trickster, and he’s not boring to watch, but at the same time it feels like there’s something missing. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t quote Twain. Maybe it’s because there’s not the sense that he was a loser before he got his powers. Maybe it’s because they changed his origin completely (and also made him older than Clyde for some reason). It could even be because he’s not wearing a green leotard with a huge collar, puffy sleeves, and ridiculous elf boots. Whatever it is, though, he’s just missing that spark that makes me like comic book Wizard so much. 
8. Mirror Master I (Sam Scudder). I don’t know how you make Sam Scudder more boring than New 52/Rebirth did, but somehow the CW version of the character pulled it off. Granted, Cold had already stolen some of Sam’s characterization, so that didn’t help, but they could’ve leaned into his skills as an inventor or his love of showmanship or something. Instead, we got a generic thug with what was basically Evan McCulloch’s power set. Boo! Boo I say! 
9. Top (Roscoe/Rosa Dillon). The Brave and the Bold Top is more interesting than the CW version, and he doesn’t even have spoken lines! That’s how boring this Top is. Also, the gender swap was pretty pointless. I wouldn’t have minded a female Top if she’d been intelligent and creepy and snobbish in the way that Roscoe is, but why even bother changing the gender if the character is going to have such a minor role? They also substantially depowered the CW Top, since Rosa can’t spin at super speed and isn’t telekinetic. A massive missed opportunity. 
10. Mirror Master II (Evan/Eva McCulloch). I can’t comment on how good of a character Eva is, since I haven’t watched any of the episodes with her in them, but I will say I am disappointed that the character does not seem to be Scottish, does not have Evan’s weird sense of humor, and lacks his tooth gap. 
11. Captain Boomerang (George “Digger” Harkness). Not only did he not actually appear on the Flash, but he was also boring and didn’t even seem to have an Australian accent. I was very disappointed with his role in the CW. 
And now for characters who aren’t Rogues: 
-CW Eobard is really good. I have no real complaints about him. 
-CW Grodd is also really good, though I do wish he was from Gorilla City as per the comics rather than a lab experiment. 
-CW Magenta got most of the important character beats down but felt a bit out of place with Barry as the Flash. 
-CW Shade was possibly even more boring than CW Sam, which is saying something. 
-CW Zoom didn’t really feel like Zoom at all. Not only was it weird to see him fighting Barry and not Wally, but he was just a generic serial killer and didn’t have Zolomon’s unique outlook on the world. The loss of his time manipulation powers was likewise disappointing.
-CW Jay is really good. I love him. 
-CW Jesse Quick has very little in common with her comic book counterpart; I like the comic version better but don’t actually mind the CW version all that much.
-CW Wally is decent enough, though I don’t see why they couldn’t have kept him as Iris’ nephew rather than making him her brother. Also, they didn’t use him nearly as much as they should have. 
-CW Barry I generally like a lot; Grant Gustin is a good fit for the character. That being said, I do wish they hadn’t given him the dead mom origin, which was a retcon I am not fond of. 
-CW Iris is quite good (in the first three seasons, at least); she’s intelligent, loyal to Barry, dedicated to her job, and quite independent. The fact that she and Barry were foster siblings in the CW universe is kind of weird, though, since it makes their romance kind of awkward. 
-Joe West is not Ira West (Iris’s father in the comics), but I actually don’t care. Joe West is made of awesome. (I like Ira too, but I like Joe enough that I don’t mind having him replace Ira.)
-The Fiddler on the CW had very little to do with the comic Fiddler. 
-I’ve never been particularly invested in the Thinker (comic or show), but I will say that the CW’s version of the character was very different from his comics counterpart. 
-CW Ragdoll was just as creepy and unsettling as comic book Ragdoll, though he had a very different backstory. 
-I never expected Baby Josh to make it into the CW, let alone as a gender-swapped teenager named Joss who wanted to kill Weather Wizard. It felt like they never knew where to go with her character, though, so it was a wasted opportunity. At least she didn’t die like poor Baby Josh, though. 
-Big Sir in the CW show is a MASSIVE improvement over the comic version. This is probably the only character I will say this about. Though I will say that I kind of wish he’d gotten his stupidly ugly comic book costume even though it would’ve made no sense. 
-Peek-a-Boo is a pretty solid adaptation of her comic book counterpart. 
-Rainbow Raider (Prism) is much better in the comics than on the CW show, where he only existed to be a boring plot device. 
-Linda Park dating Barry was weird, but they actually did a good job with her character before she vanished.
This is not intended as a criticism of anyone who likes the show or its characters; it’s just me musing about my personal problems with it. 
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