Arthur: If Gwen and I were both drowning, who would you save?
Merlin: I don't know, both of you?
Arthur: No, if you could only save one of us
Merlin: Well, I would probably save Gwen because she can't swim that well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer
Arthur: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?
Merlin: Well, why don't you let go of the anchor?
Arthur: It's a family heirloom
Merlin: I'm leaving
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david saying he’s a shifter then refusing to show them is the same energy as that kid who would say they had an iphone but can’t bring it to school
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The problem is that lucifer is so flipping goofy. Like he's a literal and figurative cartoon of a person. He should be so cringe fail.
However. Viv somehow managed to take a direct shot at my daddy issues. Not even the sad or angry ones, just a bullseye, straight to the heart stab at the raw emotion there.
I don't fucking know how she managed it but now I'm obsessed with this tiny freak and have been listening to 'hells greatest dad' and 'more than anything' on a loop.
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Woke up with this scene in my head. Feel free to adapt it or build something on it.
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Bruce pinned Danny to the wall and growled "What are you? What is your connection to the Lazarus Pits?"
Danny smirks bitterly, flicks intangible, and steps away from the wall as Bruce stumbles forward.
"My parents were scientists, studying ectoplasm, ghosts, and the parallel dimension where they mostly reside. They were never good at lab safety... My sister and I were exposed to ectoplasm in vitro, and then we got it in our food because they never invested in, or built, a separate fridge to keep samples in.
"That alone would be enough to make me Liminal, death-adjacent, like my sister, but I'm a step beyond that.
"When I was 14, I had a lab accident. I died, Bruce. I died, and got resurrected. It killed me again, and brought me back again. Over and over and over. I try to count when I get it in my nightmares, but I've never been able to get higher than 27 before I lose track.
"When it was over, I wasn't fully human anymore. I straddle the line between life and death, a perfect balance of Living and Not."
Danny turns around. Bruce is standing there, stunned.
"As for these Lazarus Pits... I'm guessing that's why your kids reek? They can come with me, visit my doctor. Frosty'll clean them up. I'll drag you along too, if they want."
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I’m asexual in the way that a person that doesn’t care much for alcohol sometimes drink. Like I’m not gonna search it out but if I get the opportunity and I’m not busy, why not?
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Chuuya dog ears, writes in, and breaks the spines of his books. He's extremely rough on any and all of his books. Dazai dies, just a little, everytime he picks up one of them.
*Dazai grieving, near tears*
Chuuya fully unaware as he scribbles away in his newest book.
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Just read an ao3 tag that went "does it count as porn with feelings if the feelings are depression" and I'm DYING LMAOKDJAKDKSKD
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Everyone here giving a heart wrenching explanation of why Roier said Cellbit is not Bobby's father and here im , totally disconnected of human emotions thinking why would he be his father If Bobby died before they became a thing
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Sad moment when someone says they love GHOST but not that they would fuck Papa 😔
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