#like spit on me

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

still kind of hilarious that people in the witcher universe are often extremely racist against witchers. like bro. how you gonna have beef with the pest control guys. sure they have yellow cat eyes and creepy magic powers but they got those specifically as part of the process to become the pest control guys. your pests are six feet tall and killing the neighborhood kids. why are you like this

#me #every time i walk by someone who spits at me in the game i'm like BRO #I'M HERE TO HELP YOU #YOU try fighting a leshen without mutations! #the witcher #the witcher 3

[demigod-of-the-agni]

The pishacha are manifestations of evil itself, locked within a cursed amulet. The wearer of the amulet is at the mercy of the demon, known for possessing humans and feeding off their host's chakra energy. However, if symbiosis is achieved, the pishacha can grant its host a myriad of powerful abilities.

I just needed to draw something cool okay. I needed to draw some cool goop and some cool looks okay. okay. if I didn't post this I would have exploded okay

#IT'S VENOM BAYBEE #i can't confirm nor deny if pavitr ever ends up wearing the symbiote- sorry. the demon #i honestly just wanted to get something out lmao #it's eating me up from the inside (the au and the symbiote) #honestly there's a lot of white but fuck it. my boy needs to look good. #the dhoti reminds me of gwenom tbh. you know what i'm talking about. that pink bit in her 'fit #anyway i TOLD YOU the mythology was coming in like a boss >:) #sure i'm tweaking stuff here and there. but mwahaha.... boy does it feel good when mythology actually gets what i'm trying to go for #and spits something out for me to use :D #(crying for hours on end trying to figure out how the black goop does its thing) #anyway nearly 12am. this time i will tag my shit correctly 😤 we will not have a thompson/travasso incident again #pavitr prabhakar #spider man india #spiderman india #venom symbiote #venom #spider man fanart #mythic mumbattan au #myart #artoftheagni

[crybaby-bkg]

“I thought I was supposed to be the one worshipping you today,” you say in a gasp, eyes fluttering close as you grip the sink counter tight in front of you. Bakugou only huffs a little laugh, his nails digging into the fat of your ass before he taps his palm against the flesh hard, eliciting a little hiccup from you.

“‘S my birthday, so what I say goes.” he tells you muffled, the vibration of his words making your knees quake. he has to hold you up, but he doesn’t care, finds the weight of you pressing back into him something he can get drunk off of.

he woke up nearly right after you did, trying to squeeze you close to him in bed but you scrambled out of his hold, promising to make him breakfast instead. you hadn’t expected him to follow you, to press you against the sink, to nip at your neck and kiss his way down to where your underwear rested on your hips. hadn’t expected him to drop to his knees, to worship, to kiss, to taste you. hadn’t expected him to lick you so sweetly with such a rough tongue through the fabric, for your arousal to bleed through onto his waiting tongue.

“Better than breakfast,” he mutters against you, thick fingers spreading you wide to get a good look at your winking hole, how it drools down the inside of your legs. he spits on it, diving back in to follow the trail, his lips puckering as if kissing you in such an intimate way, you think your vision goes black for a moment.

“Make me cum,” you whimper to him, his lapping pushing you up onto your toes, your hips digging into the sink counter. you reach a hand back to hold his face still with a grip on ash blond locks, grinding yourself against him until his face becomes sticky, but he grins all the while. rolls his tongue from his mouth, lets you use him because there’s no better present than being able to please you.

it comes out as a gush, your pleasure. sprays all over his mouth and chin and neck, your cries stuttered and high, your eyes clenched shut, your entire body shaking from the stimulation that overtakes you.

“Even better than birthday breakfast.” Bakugou grins, nose slightly scrunching at the tug to his hair when he slurps at your hole that still drips for him, spitting back the contents once more. he doesn’t catch it this time, just watches the thickness of his spit mingle with your pearlescent stained cum, thumbing open your cheeks to watch your hole clench and unclench from the scrutiny, the wetness slipping down your thighs.

he kisses you once more, a smacking sound, humiliating, before letting your cheeks go. not without another smack on the roundness of them, nipping at the red and warmed mark of his palm that he branded on you just moments before.

“A lot fucking better.” he tacks on once more about the stupid breakfast. you glare at him over your shoulder, even though he’s the one who’s keeping you held up right now with his firm grip around your still twitching hips.

“You’re gonna stop shading my cooking, asshole.” you bite at him, unable to hold back a shudder when you catch his devious grin, the bottom half of his face and neck still wet from your squirting.

“You caught that?” he asks with an innocent cock of his head, pressing another innocuous kiss to your warmed flesh. you tug at his hair a little harder this time, knowing it’s something that the birthday boy loves, especially by the way he’s damn near leaked through his white boxers.

“Shit head.” you mumble, but he only grins wider, his eyes flickering with the promise of devouring you whole today. just as a little birthday treat, he supposes.

#my first idea was from December of last year and it ended up being something #I’ve already wrote before lmfaooooo I was so mad #I was like damn. this concept feels very familiar #I WONDER FUCKIN WHY???? #anyway this has also been in my drafts since like November lol #idk why the concept of him spitting on and then slurping it right back up is so hot to me #but I lob him #anyway happy bday king you’ve changed the trajectory of my life 🙏🏼 #bakugou treats! 🍬 #—new treat in the streets! 🍫

[chloesimaginationthings]

Are you more of FNAF or Jojo? (Ofc you will then say, I can be both-)

Why pick when they are so similar/hj

#ask reply #I GOT asked this recently on insta as well! #to sum it up I do like both! #JJBA and FNAF are probably the two series I’ve been most obsessed with? #where I literally draw it everyday #I adore both these series sm #and for very different reasons so it’s hard to truly compare them #though FNAF may be more near and dear to my heart #just cause I have nostalgia bias with it #JJBA is a newer thing but obviously it really hit right for me #anyway I’m spitting here #I could of kept going with comparisons but insta stories only have sm room

[ifyoucandaniel]

watching robin son of batman and-

#dick and damian’s beef is so funny to me #like dick was really beefing with a four foot ten year old #everyone in this movie having beef with a four foot ten year old with a sword is so funny to me #slade literally pinning a ten year old to the wall by his arms with swords is crazy #and then said ten year old spitting in his face and calling it a skill issue before ripping his arms off the wall #damian was giving every adult in this movie trauma #batfam #damian wayne #bruce wayne #dick grayson #son of batman

[uncanny-tranny]

"The only person who can save you is yourself, don't rely on anybody else!"

Actually, what has saved me is books and my favourite video game and my cats and my friends who I've shared late nights and too-early mornings with and the dew-covered grass I walked on on the way to a competition bus in ninth grade band and the sunburn that kept me out of school for days the month prior.

I understand the viewpoint of how you are ultimately the person who can save you, but don't discount that you aren't an island. You aren't meant to be your sole savior. Let others save you, too. You are worth the care and love the universe has for you.

#mental health #mental health advocacy #like i understand why people say that!!! i do! i was abused and i know how hard it is to hand your heart to somebody else #but you don't have to be alone in saving yourself #i understand the cathartic feeling of climbing your way out of hell and spitting on everybody who put you there #like i dunno sometimes the way people say this just rubs me the wrong way... like we aren't supposed to be saved by others #like we aren't worthy of shared pain/joy and must keep it inside #ALSO WEAR SUNSCREEN. THAT SUNBURN GAVE ME SECOND-DEGREE BURN AND I COULDN'T WALK

[cohlumbo]

We gonna have to call this in, Rust. Oh, we don't wanna do that.

#he was at his most lesbian here #second only to the lone star-daisy ring scene cc 2012. spitting out metal in a 4 week old shirt. i know she'd fist me in a pickup truck #who was it that said 'you can see his pussy frothing' in the tags? anyway so real for that #true detective #rust cohle #marty hart #h #true detective s1 #my grounding technique is watching the sweat dry on his ripped top✊😔 #they have to take giffing in browser mode away from me before i fry this computer to a jerky strip #some nights are like im rewriting blood meridian im eating pizzolatto's auteurism and spitting it out. other nights you ask? #well other nights are for looking at deadbeat cop yuri #🧃

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Huge Fat Fake Peppi Supremacy

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #peppino #arts #mine #i am SO tired but i wanted this sketched out #would not leave me be until i spit him out ! #so i do not have much to say outside of whats already scribbled on the picture itself #i will say #the mention of peppino grooming is bc his face is 'smooth' as well #and while he does not have a Fancy curled moustache like fake peppis #it IS trimmed and clean looking #lots of little similarities :) #ok gn i love u all

[fountainpenguin]

So in love with the Bdubs narrative...

"I stopped trusting Impulse, my secret girlfriend, ages ago because he's flirting with everyone, so it makes sense to side with the guy who's offering me a truce in the form of a clock."

"You can't kick me out of the base just because I'm on my red life. I built this place and I will simply not leave."

/neglects to mention he's still boogeyman when Tango brings him back. Like. why didn't you ride out the boogey curse until next episode and THEN ask to come back, you dummy (affectionate)

"It's fine to kill a teammate because he just set his spawn point in this room and all his stuff will be right here <3"

"Yeah I'll kill my fellow red ally because you promised me a life."

"Impulse, you would never kill me, right?" "... We're soulmates. We share hearts this season... Same team, Bdubs."

"When it was my turn to murder, I targeted the only guy who'd already died (a few minutes ago) because he was already on the way down emotionally; anyone else would have experienced an emotional roller coaster."

"It's okay that I stole from you a while back because NOW I'm coming with useful information. My morality is in the clear."

"I would turn on both my Day 1 allies so fast."

/crying over getting backstabbed, "What have I EVER done to SWEET IMPULSE??"

The entire rest of the episode snarking about how it's no fun to be backstabbed and Tango just "🙃 Thoughts and prayers, that must really suck. it must be the worst to get betrayed by someone you trusted. oh wow. oh man. who would do that? that's awful."

"I'm shooting my mom but it's just a prank."

"I won't defend you from Dad but I might try to stop you two from fighting."

All his allies like "I've just accepted the fact that I can't trust you while Etho's around because you'll betray me for him." / "Yeah, that's fair." They continue to let Bdubs stay in their base. He brags about how Etho lets him play pool in his basement and eat ice cream for breakfast. He would die for this man.

The fact that it's considered predictable that "of course Impulse gave you a clock again" so Cleo just sighs and asks to see it. Yeah of course Impulse clonked Bdubs on the head with that thing for another season, driving home I have not forgotten with every part of his being...

Nobody can trust this greasy little man and yet they adore him. He's just a sweetheart. Cinnamon roll. Everybody's angel. Haha he'll slam a sword through your stomach, loot your body, and walk off. He's never done anything wrong in his life btw.

I love the way Bdubs plays.

#BdoubleO100 #3rd Life #Last Life #Double Life #Limited Life #Posting in honor of finishing his supercut in the wee hours #Wow he really will just turn on a dime no questions asked #ADORE that for him #trafficblr #mcyt #traffic life smp #I still cackle about 3rd Life Crastle Trio. Bdubs and Cleo forcibly assigned Impulse to be their girlfriend and he was like :'D ?? #Like. Boi those two sussed you out SO fast they knew you were in bed with every enemy on the map. crying. spitting. Them... #The line delivery of ''Impulse is no longer our girlfriend'' gets me every time. Kicked out of polycule. Did not mean to join polycule. #Fascinating #Crastle duo #Clock duo #divorce duo #The Clockers #impulseSV #ZombieCleo #EthosLab #TangoTek #Skizzleman #traffic spoilers

[moliathh]

Vamptober 2023

Day 15: Alucard

father and child

#dracula #hellsing #alucardtepes #alucard hellsing #inktober #inktober 2023 #vamptober 2023 #vamptober #day 15: Alucard #castlevania #adriantepes #castlevanianocturne #vladcard #i think adrian is alutegra lovechild #i think their conversation is like this #you reminded me of my father you’re the spitting image of him #and you reminded me of a sword wielder i know she have these tresses of blonde just as yours if we had kids they would be around your age #are you sure we aren’t related?

[girlboyburger]

nothing to boil the blood in the morning quite like coming across an etsy page of AI generated furry adopts and going "okay, well, surely no one's *buying* these seven fingered airbrushed freaks," but, alas. almost 600 sales. making literal hundreds of dollars off of stolen work. fuck off and blow up.

#moo.txt #im still sleep deprived and this is actually making me want to bite ppl in half #just fucking spit on the artist while youre at it why dont you #for fucking shame to the 500+ people buying this garbage. #posting this to my art blog bc my stance on ai is very harshly the equivalent of stealing someones lineart and selling it with even less #effort #generating say. funny mario smoke a blunt is VERY different from generating art from stolen work #and fucking selling it like you did anything but type a prompt into a box #fuck OFF fuck off #aaarurugh #scum of the earth. suck my dick and balls from behind

[rayandgay]

I'll stay right here with you no matter what.

#two worlds #two worlds the series #twoworldsedit #taikram #maxnat #max kornthas #nat natasitt #bl drama #bl series #thai bl #thaidramaedit #thai drama #boyslovesource #dailylgbtq #asianlgbtqdramas #dailyasiandramas #asiandramasource #asiandramaedit #asiandramanet #me everytime maxnat kiss: #damn these b*tches know how to kiss #like glsls thank you shoutout to the spit #my gifs

[butterflypistolking]

#smoke.txt #pikmin 4 #louie pikmin #im fucking feeling like this in mind body spirit #in mind heart and soul IS THAT A CHONNY JASH REFERENCE #im in such a dark fucking spit mentally but whatever pikmin and KILLING louie will keep me from killing myself ahahaha !!!

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

JENNY SHELDON FOREHEAD KISS FUCK YOU!!!!!!! 😡😡🤬🤬🤬🖕🖕

...

Gonna be real for a moment and say that I haven't watched this show in nearly a year, and idk if this pairing is deemed problematic or whatever (i think most people like jenny with brad). All I know is that a few nights ago I was driving home, and this image graced my mind, and i knew I had to make it real. I shipped the fuck out of these two when I was little. Nostalgia is a powerful thing

#i had this thing when I was little #ANY TIME there was a guy in a cartoon #who had a super big unrequited crush on a girl #I was ALWAYS rooting for him #I always wanted them to be a couple #and it was a little bi of me to sort of weirdly see things through his eyes?? Like YESS she IS so pretty!! You do need to be with her!! 😭 #happened with a lot of cartoons actually #mlaatr #my life as a teenage robot #mlaatr fanart #jenny wakeman #sheldon lee #sheljen #jeldon #spitting out random ship names so hopefully this reaches an audience ksdjhkjfhkfhfgdk #jenny x sheldon #digital art #digital drawing #character art #character drawing

[murdermitties]

I remember the first time I read that Cinderpelt helped Littlecloud in the first arc, and though "aw they're friends :D"

I've been dying on this hill ever since

They are very important to me, they're buddies your honour!!

#kat murmur #warrior cats #wc #cinderpelt #littlecloud #YOU CANNOT TELL ME YOU WOULDNT PAY MONEY #TO SEE LITTLE SEEING CINDERHEART FOR TGE FIRST TIME AFTER CINDERPRLT DIED #imagine your friend died and you couldn't even come to the funeral #and next time you go to a business meeting #some child rocks up and looks like the spitting image of your dead friend #it'd be fucked Jim and I am HERE for it #they're friends #in my hea they're very good friends #they can sit in a room silently together for hours #they're that kinda friend #it's 2am help the fighting cats won't leave me alone