#like really bottom deep

[journey-to-the-attic]

one thing about ik is that she will always reach out

#obey me #art #i had the idea for this and managed to bulldoze through drawing it all without losing motivation halfway through #but Do Not expect me to post art this frequently in future #idk how to do panels so if the middle bit with the text might be laid out weird #i added the stars and feathers and stuff because there was a bunch of empty space around the boxes #obey me satan #jtta ik #(btw the crumbling symbol next to the exploding feather is the wrath symbol from in-game) #(with the pride symbol attached upside down at the bottom) #(not so much symbolism as it is just me whacking you over the head with the point but it looks cool) #i had a lot of fun doing satan's more monstrous design so i might try my hand at some of the other demons later? #i do have some ideas for levi (deep sea creatures are just really fun) #also happy nightbringer release day!! it showed up on my homescreen like half an hour ago and i was like “wait what” #for some reason i thought it wasn't releasing til next week?? #the new genshin patch is today as well so looks like i'll have plenty to do with the rest of my free time for the easter hols #(i promise i'm also working on the next chapter of jtta but i am so stuck on how to get lucifer actually Talking) #anyway. here's a gold star for making it through all my rambling in the tags for anyone who did so: ⭐

[needycatboy]

WHY am i not unexpectedly being bent over furniture and fucked quickly and unceremoniously until my boy starts moaning and coming deep inside my cunt before being straightened out and sent on my way???

#oops #the consequences of my boy telling me I'm like a fleshlight settling deep into my brain in real time #i also really want to be bent over furniture #gel.⬇️ #angel.queue #they speak #mlm nsft #nblm nsft #nblnb nsft #trans nsft #t4t nsft #nsft t4t #t4t kink #ftm t4t #ftm kitten #ftm sub #ftm bottom

[sacchiri]

Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

#hellsing #alucard #kouta hirano #translation was found in a comment by u/lazyfoxheart on r/Kurrent #fun fact this is the highest quality version of this image that exists online #i know because i've been looking forever for a version that's clear enough to actually read what hirano wrote under '1443' #but there weren't any so i had to take matters into my own hands #the real image on the back of the guidebook is only 2 inches tall so i had to take this with my smartphone and will my hands not to shake #anyway i'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Eğrigöz (the location vlad was imprisoned) so yeah. thank you hirano very cool #if i might rant for a sec it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out because i didn't have the guidebook at first #and in the images i could find online that part was just a blur that looked suspiciously like a person's signature and i was like. who tf #i was thinking matthias corvinus since he issued some political propaganda against vlad iirc but it didn't match his signature on wikipedia #then i thought it might be vlad II dracul's since he probably had to sign an agreement to send his sons over as hostages at some point #but that didnt seem right either so i kept skimming vlad's wiki page #and then i was like goddammit...hirano.....you just misspelled Eğrigöz didn't you.. .... #i maybe should've made a separate post dedicated to this instead of writing a novel in the tags but eh #the hellsing brainrot runs deep #also- i put it in the source link at the bottom of the post but the german inscription is copied off a real woodcut of vlad from 1491 #except instead of depicting him as an adult hirano drew him as a child which gives the inscription a very different feel imo #the one final thing that interests me about this is the fact that hirano published this calendar in 2002 #which is REALLY early in the series. like this was before volume 5 came out?? #i have no idea why he decided to do a massive spoiler drop in a random piece of japan-only merch #sandwiched between a drawing of alucard as john travolta from saturday night fever and integra as a fish no less #it makes me really curious to know what the fan response to this was back then. like did people even know who this was #maybe im just an idiot and everyone back then was like 'ah yes its alucard as a 12 year old. how very informative'

[good-beans]

Rank the Milgram characters by how often you bully them (or how likely you would).

Now these are the real Milgram questions, thank you 👏

Jackalope: If I was a better cook I'd make rabbit stew.

Fuuta: My man. My skrunkly. My sad wet cat. I am always bullying him. He’s nasty. He’s mean. He's lame. He fucked up so so bad. He’s insufferable. Bad fashion. A gamer. Twitter user. Probably stinky. I love him with all my heart.

Shidou: Also love him and exist in a state on nonstop shittalking. He sucks and he’s the biggest drama queen in Milgram. Everything he does is ridiculously dramatic. Oh, did you know he's a doctor? Did he mention that yet???? He’s extra in his videos and his questions and minigrams and official art. He’s gotta chill.

Kotoko: Also a drama queen. She’s so INTENSE. She’s STRUNG TIGHT. She’s that person who outdoes everyone at the potluck and there’s no need for all that. She needs to Chill Out which makes her fun to tease.

Es: I know they’re doing their best but also I have so much to say on the way they’re running things. The Puerto Rico thing. The kicking-grown-men-fairly-often thing. The John thing. Seriously? That's the name you pick? Fucking John?????

Kazui: Also a drama queen. I mean, I'm extra about being gay too but he’s being so dramatic about it that it’s literally getting people killed 🙄

Mikoto: Teasing him only for his denial of the situation. It has been 3+ years. Please. Have a shred of self reflection. Look inside for one tiny second. Please. I’m begging you. And also bullying you until you do.

John: I mean I completely understand trying to fix a problem and fucking things up further but that doesn't mean I can't bully him for it too

Muu: She and Haruka are a bit harder to tease because their stories make me more sad than anything, but also. Bee jokes.

Haruka: I am so so sad over him all the time. However he is very dramatic about some things and I can tease him a bit. As a treat.

Mahiru: Character of all time, she’s done nothing wrong, but she gets a little bit of bullying for the same reason as Mikoto. Girl that’s rats!!!!!

Yuno: Once again she makes me too emotional to effectively bully. She’s staying in her lane and not being overdramatic. She’s pissed off all the time and she should be!!

Amane: What could I even tease her about?? I would actively join her in bullying Fuuta and Shidou in those minigrams, and anyone else she wanted. Muu better watch out, there’s new mean girls in town

Also I'm officially turning this back on you (and anyone who sees this) because now I want to see people's bullying tiers 😂

#milgram #THANK YOU AHAHHAHA #this was so funny to think about #i tease them all so much asdfsd #fuuta and shidou definitely get the brunt of it from me dsfasdf #which made it extra funny that amane has canonically bullied both too #deep cover has effectively made me say more nice things than i ever have about kotoko and bully her like 10x more often lmao #theyre all just so Dramatic #and despite mahiru being A Lot shes not really dramatic in the same way #so she yuno and amane are at the bottom 👍 #ask #rose posts

[scalproie]

Domesticated Post-Tekken 2 Era Kazuya is my favorite to think about because this would be so good for him and everyone else but he would have an absolutely miserable time during it

#like I dont think he would REALLY miss the rich ceo lifestyle bc i dont see it as smth he ASPIRES to but as a means to give himself power #if you (jun) somehow manage to convince him that he does not actually NEED power then i think hes adaptable enough to ajust to a humble life #and the whole being rich thing fed into his worst traits #but I think being close to jun all the time would be torture for him bc he would CONSTANTLY be confronted to his own faulty morality #he cant help feeling above other common people bc he endured much more pain and hardships at 5yo than them in a lifestyle- #but he cannot act on his superiority complex about them bc Its Not The Right Thing To Do #he looks at his newborn son and feel *nothing* before feeling frustration and irritation toward *himself* #bc hes smart enough to know he SHOULD be feeling smth #and if he relunctantly admit this to jun she would tell him that if the best he can do (for now) is to not wish or do any harm on jin- #then it is good enough and he should not beat himself up about it (which he doesnt. but he does) #and even jun. she is another person he could lose and he knows deep down he would be happier without her #but being near her bring back to life smth that died years ago at the bottom of that cliff #and he wont admit it but hes scared to lose it again. even if right now its brings him nothing but discomfort and pain #hes not even sure if he *loves* her. and when he asks her whats in it for her. why she stays with him #(not out of self-consciousness but genuine confusion) she just smiles at him because he IS considering the feelings of someone else #like she is so understanding and he genuinely does try and its a really slow healing process #hes still gonna stay a little bit of a prick smug at times but at least he will be immensely more chill out #and even maybe fall in love with jun *jun* down the line. characters that fall in love with each other years into the relationship👍 #and his whole exploration of fatherhood with jin. him vaguely recalling smth nice jinpachi (or god forbid. HEIHACHI pre-cliff) did to him #and doing the same to jin out of the blue for the sake of experimentation #and jin's positive reaction making him FINALLY AT LAST feel some tiny tiny thing for his son. #also for all her tree-hugger talk. jun is right meditating in the forest DOES help kaz a lot #anyway. yeah👍 #tagging later #tekken

[cheddar-baby]

heres some of my favourite fountain pen inks :)

#most of the ones i own bottles of are like blood reds #im very drawn to really deep browny reds for inks #idk why #i dont own sunspot but i got a sample and have been like oh i should get a full bottle for so long now #bottom left one doesnt say a name in english but its troublemaker inks blueberry

[knight-of-heart-and-art]

my map is in shambles. there's an elder guardian roughly center in the top map. you know how i know? it popped up in front of me to give me mining fatigue and i shrieked aloud.

#minecraft #do NOT like deep ocean #also i should really cover that bottom right quadrant

[thehappiestgolucky]

I admit. Upon seeing Deep One of the Abyss, my first thought was "Wow if this guy(gender neutral) comes to be fond of Dawn and Odessa Volo, Giratina, and potentially Arceus are SCREWED."

Volo was just generally discussing legends but also wanting to scare the girls into not investigating this legend not just because “oh dear you could get eaten” but ALSO because the nature of legends can be skewed and if this legend turned out nice it would be very bad for his plans-

And wouldn’t you know it! They’re more concerned about two tiny children being lost in their realm than the fact they haven’t eaten in a millennia-

#doodles #happy screms #mers in hisui #snickering because yeah. yeah the deep one of the abyss does get fond of these lil guys #unfortunately they’re very weak at the start - they’ve got open wounds and deteriorating limbs that the girls want to help #yes they wouldn’t hesitate to hunt anything that harms the girls but they have been spending thousands of years sleeping at the bottom- #-of the ocean because oof ouch that they really just have intimidation on their size. which is fair. they’re huge #they *can* still cause damage due to size alone #having to doodle the girls bigger JUST so you can see their expressions like- #trust when they get their strength back othe leviathans are rightfully TERRIFIED #realising i’m giving the girls non stop giants that care them (decidueye. samurautt. markoth. deep one of the abyss-) #the girls have the power of big guys having protective instincts kick in ig- #yea volo knows the girls are mers that were once humans it’s what really kickstarts his plan perusing #*persuing #still trying to figure him out but something something feels entitled to being a mer due to heritage or something #guy(gender neutral) is so fun to me. yeah they’re really just a skrungly guy (gender neutral) #fun fact! they have legs! they can walk on land if they had the strength to go back to the top of the ocean :)

[r0b0t1me]

was reminiscing on past interests and threw this together. look at my funny little guys

#not art #these range from 'if you talk about them to me ill explode' #in the top tier #to 'i really like them :)' in the 2nd #then the bottom two are a free for all #i generally just like their designs and vibe #or like they dont have a deep/rich lore but i still enjoy them #i had to fucking cut this down because #my memory is so bad #and i only have strong strong feelings about such a select amount of characters

[robotpussy]

im sorry but claiming i was stressing out over you not tagging the artist is so wrong. i even tagged the artists myself because clearly you wont do it and thats how you like your blog. you claim it was a mistake but all your posts including the ost recent ones still don't credit the artists in an obvious way 😭

and im sorry if it did hurt your feelings but people telling you to type out the name of an artist as well as your aesthetic tags isn't an attack many people who are into reposts will tell you that. you can continue to link the sources the way that you do because thats how you like it but claiming both sides are stressing out and we were attacking you because we didnt say "please tag the artists op 🥺" is such a victimizing move, especially considering you still haven't changed the way you give credit. and you don't have to change.

#i said its not that deep but clearly its hurting your feelings so i apologise because i was purposefully being rude because #i was annoyed but you still continue to not really give credit in a way people will be able to see so i don't care #like ending with 'please be kind urself and others 💕' be serious this forced positivity to throw ppl off isnt for smth like this #if ur gonna repost stuff ur gonna get ppl asking you who made it and its not their fault if they didnt see the tiny link at the bottom #of the post. #again im sorry for being rude but this all seems to be more about the fact i made fun you using 'cores' than anything else

[puthyflapps]

When the world collapses and we move into a post apocalyptic era where shoni images are the new form of currency, how much will this one be worth?

#50 million simoleons at least #also I’m sure everyone has noticed but when EJ smiles her bottom lip pulls further back on one side and it gives her a little crooked smile #and I 🫶🏻 it so there’s that #and then completely unrelated to this post but what if Toni was keeping Shelby company on her assigned fire watching night and they make the #decision together to not stoke the fire 👁👁 and then imagine the drama when it’s revealed to the other girls like imagine they’re suing Dawn #of Eve and Gretchen and her legal team decide to pull a little uno reverse when Shelby or Toni is on the stand and they like straight up ask #ya know if you wanted to return to your lives back home and being on the island was so bad and if it #was also traumatic and dangerous etc etc then why’d you choose not to alert the boat that was out there and then boom roll surveillance clip #DRAMA 😩🤩 #ion know I kind just like the idea of Shelby and Toni having this deep talk on the beach and sharing what their home lives were really like #and Shelby full on drops the facade and really admits just how dark her household was and the fear she has of returning so when they see the #light on the horizon and she goes to get the wood Toni stops her and they stare at one another just long enough to have this silent convo #and go let the boat get away 👁👁👁👁 it’s like they’ve wordlessly made a pact that they’ve promised to uphold until their last days #in this scenario we’ll say miss marty b doesn’t go catatonic because she’s suffered enough and I think it’d be more interesting to see #Martha and Toni’s relationship tested after having such a big betrayal exposed #slay #shoni #toni x shelby #shelby goodkind #toni shalifoe #the wilds

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

yeah yeah yeah my life is the crown and yours is politics etc etc we’ve seen it we’ve heard the sound can we like. can we move on can we get a new sound i’m about to start killing people. that’s not even what shakespeare is like shut up

#first of all even people that do understand shakespeare don’t think the writing sounds like stupid funny like bottoms #secondly it doesn’t even take a genius to understand shakespeare you just have to hear it not read it #thirdly i’m just like really over the sound. like i’ve heard it #why are we pretending like red white royal blue is like. good and deep and then bottoms is bad and dumb. answer quickly

[k3yreviewer25]

anyway I've been trying to get back into coloring recently

#sorry for the bad quality my phone camera is ASS #but i really like how the coloring on the stomach turned out #it's supposed to look like it's camouflaged from both top and bottom #so the top looks like deep water and the bottom looks like sunlight coming thru waves

[nounpolycule]

My toxic trait is like I mean Blink is good but I can't wrap my head around it being the highest rated episode of Doctor Who on IMDb. Top 30 fine but #1?

#it's not my favorite episode it's not my favorite RTD era ep it's not my favorite s4 ep it's not my favorite RTD era ep written by Moffat #it's not my favorite Weeping Angels episode (though I will say that it's the best) it's not my favorite Doctor-lite episode #it's certainly not my favorite episode of TV of all time and I also would say it isn't the best either #I don't think about it unless someone brings it up I don't watch it unless I just watched Human Nature/Family of Blood and let it play #it's not /bad/ it's just. meh. #full respect to people that love it but I don't get why it's above Heaven Sent she is a cinematic masterpiece #actually what I really don't get is The Husbands of River Song being /46 out of 198/???? #how is THORS one of the lowest rated (bottom 5 of 15) episodes that River is in. this is homophobia just like the lack of a 12river kiss. #sorry I saw the post about it being one of the best episodes of TV of all time again & there's people arguing about other things on my dash #& I've taken my meds but not actually started anything & I'm actively avoiding what I need to be doing #thus I am saying things I would not say in a fully public Discord server per usual #also sometimes I see people suggest it as a first ep to watch (not a 'if you only watch 1 ep' but a 'watch this first') which is a dif rant #like I'd show my dad Time Heist because I don't expect him to get into the show but I think he'd enjoy that one #but at the very least go with en episode thet follows the formula if you want to get someone into the shoe #*show #so that they know. whether they'd like the show. #personally I'm a big ''start with Rose'' fan but I have many biases including I don't like consuming media out of order #but like. there is someone I want to make watch s8 and s9 and I'm not necessarily going to make her watch 1-7 first #like Deep Breath (a Doctor's first episode) is a reasonable starting point to me #a Doctor's first episode/a companion's first episode/an era's first episode are what make the most sense to me for a first ep ya know? #bonus for all three. #but like would you start SPN with Changing Channels as a ''do you like the vibes of this show?'' #or Hush or Tabula Rasa for Buffy? (I outsourced that one so if it doesn't get my point across not my fault I am buffyless) #anyway. #someday I'll watch Buffy someday I'll start arguments on the internet about more important things that sharing an unpopular DW opinion #and someday I'll start things on my to do list with less than 3 hours of coaxing #okay have a nice day. 👍 #i speak #kasteraxilkemeryapheshexerindaikyat.pdf

[thegayisveryreal]

I always forget that there are like straight people on tumblr because it’s really THE gay social media™

#like no other social media app is truly as queer as tumblr #not twitter #or tiktok #or really anything else #like even twitter being a close contender I get like stray het tweets #whereas on tumblr I don’t really see ANYTHING straight unless I actively seek it out #cishets on here really are like those deep sea marine life creatures hiding in the dark at the bottom of the mariana trench #and the rest of us are just the goofy nerdy scientists who send a vessel down there to search for them because like do they exist? who knows #guess we’ll find out! #and sometimes when you do find one of these deep sea creatures you instantly regret it #because you’ve just unlocked one of mankind’s worst horrors imaginable and you want to lock it back into the abyss it came from #which I think really encapsulates the cishet experience because sometimes I want to bleach my eyes anytime I see them at it again #like you’re really just sitting there in a state of what the actual fuck is going on #just me things