Disney: Oh you liked Loki’s badass armor? Well SIKE BITCH! It’s gone. He’s gonna wear a beige trash bag now. Oh and you liked his cool, regal bearing and dry wit? Well that’s all gone too! He’s got the same name and the same actor and that’s it! Whatcha gonna do about it? Just shut up and be grateful we didn’t rename him Clowno McFartface and recast him too.
Sony: Oh you’re all shipping symbrock? Ok. Have a symbrock rom com trailer for Valentines Day! :) Oh you want Venom & Eddie being domestic and making breakfast? Here. Have an actual canonical hilarious domestic breakfast scene in the trailer! Thanks so much for engaging with our content! :)
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