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akumanoken · 6 months
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So I actually got a rejection call instead of an email which is interesting and a little impressive but yeah I knew I wasn't getting it because they were like we need to hire immediately we're making a decision tomorrow and it's not a week later yeah? All good tho good luck to that person I hope they do well in the position
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etakeh · 3 months
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liquidstar · 5 months
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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arunneronthird · 1 month
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he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one
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notherpuppet · 1 month
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First Meeting
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ruushes · 3 months
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sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)
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the-gayest-sky-kid · 3 months
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god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers
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soothedcerberus · 2 months
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Does anybody remember Dragon Tales? 🥺
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midnight-coffee94 · 8 months
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No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly
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grafzahl · 11 months
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I feel like the only person not tempted to use ChatGPT like it doesn't even occur to me as an option
I DON'T CARE THAT YOU HAVE SOME EXCEPTION AND ABSOLUTELY MUUUUST USE CHATGPT THIS ISN'T A CONFESSIONAL BITCH!!!
HI!!! READ OBÉLIX ET COMPAGNIE
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You thought it was gonna be Gaylois?? NO. I've had a change of heart.
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cemeterything · 3 months
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are we still doing this because i have a late submission
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corviiids · 3 months
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my top bit of advice going into the new year: compliment people. especially strangers. literally everyone you interact with if you can. when you buy coffee in the morning compliment the barista's tattoos. when you're chatting with a coworker tell them that by the way you like their outfit. always find something they've chosen to do on purpose. nail polish, jewellery, tattoos, hair colour/style, statement accessory, outfit, etc are all good bets. things people hope will be noticed. things that aren't too personal so it doesn't make them uncomfortable (eg probably not their physical features). i've gotten into the habit of scanning everyone i talk to for something about them that i think is cool so i can tell them. it's a great habit because it makes me notice people and realise just how many neat little details there are in people's presentation of themselves that might pass me by if i wasn't paying attention. and it brings out so much joy. you'd be surprised how much it disarms people to receive an unexpected compliment from someone they don't know. it is the most sincere smile you will see all day long. it feels nice to make people happy but it also means you win the social interaction. establish dominance by complimenting a stranger's earrings and disappearing into the fog
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yourangle-yuordevil · 3 months
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That time in ancient Greece when Aziraphale needed a speedy horse and accidentally invented the pegasus
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Whatever Crowley had going on in medieval times
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gravitycoill · 6 months
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lil comic i’ve had in my head for a bit
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albertcamuesli · 9 months
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no writing workshop can help you improve your writing as much as this screenshot can
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croffle-bits · 1 year
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Fighting God in his own home
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