Hello hello. I just recently stumbled across your blog and in celebration of the 1.6 update (and also just outta pure curiosity), I wanna ask about the SDV bachelors reactions to a farmer who's ace/uncomfortable with intercourse but still wishes to pursue a loving relationship with them. If this ask isn't up your alley, feel free to disregard it. Hope you have a good day ✌️
A/N: hiiiiiiiii!! Obligatory I am not a part of this community(I am cishet lmao) so I am just going to have to try my best!! I am not ace or aro or anything but like never feel bad for sending an ask like this!! By the time you see this it’ll probably be like next week or something bc I do take little writing breaks so it isn’t absolute trash but I hope when you see this you enjoy it!!
Tw:mentions of sex, some cursing maybe,
Bc: idk at least 5 or 6 for each bachelor
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Sebastian
Is this a joke?
No? Okay.
Would be disappointed at first because let’s face it dude is constantly horny
But would get over it rather quickly like just because you don’t wanna have sex doesn’t mean he can’t run one out
And now that you’re dating it’s easier than ever to do that because he finds you so attractive.
So not really all that disappointing when he thinks about it, really
Sam
Dude for real? Like ever? I mean I guess that’s okay
Sex isn’t the top thing on his list so it’s fine
Like yeah he would like to have it but it’s whatever
Would rather give up skateboarding and music than give you up so not having sex is easier than that by a long shot
Can he still get kisses tho??? That’s all he’s really worried about
Shane
I think the least affected and disappointed out of the bachelors
He has more things to worry about than having sex
It’s not that he isn’t attracted to you
It’s that you loves you for you and sex is the last thing on his mind when he’s thinking about bettering himself and taking care of Jas and his chickens the list goes on
Would actually be so chill when you have this conversation like “yeah okay, that’s fine.” And would never make you feel bad about it because he honestly doesn’t mind
Elliott
Tries not to react on the outside.
I think before you two start getting hot and heavy it probably wouldn’t have come up
Because I think Elliott would want to be a gentleman and not bring it up until you do
And during a particularly heated makeout session he tries to take it further to test the waters when you stop him in his tracks
And he’s like oh…okay!
He’s good with whatever you give him
Sometimes he’s disappointed when he gets the urge but gets over it very quickly because he obviously knows how to handle those feelings himself.
Alex
“Like…at all?”
Would be high key disappointed because dude likes to fuck tbh
BUT at the same time you aren’t just some random whose pants he’s trying to get in
You’re quite literally the love of his life (if anyone asks him he will never say he believes this because he’s scared of rejection)
So it takes a minute but he accepts this with literally a “welp back to using my hand” mentality
Like when he thinks about it, sex is literally the least important aspect of your relationship, he fell for you because of who you are not because he just wants to fuck.
Harvey
I think he wouldn’t really be disappointed but like dang y’know?
Like he doesn’t care that much about sex to really be disappointed
But does enjoy the act of sex, especially with a person he’s connected to like you two are
So it’s not as far as disappointment but is still like oof okay.
Out of all the bachelors understands the lbgtq+ community better than the others so isn’t really all that surprised when you talk to him about it.
He knows what it is and doesn’t mind, you don’t have to explain yourself, you’re valid how you are he doesn’t mind and he won’t and doesn’t want to force you to do anything.
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for as many characters as you can stand writing in one request,,, what are the guys in hazbin weak to, like in a partner?? if that makes any sense ahah
i saw your second ask that specified you meant to have hazbin AND helluva, and i can definitely do that for you! this'll be fun! i did omit some though to keep it,,, not dramatically long LMFAO
(also, bear in mind that when there's more characters, i'll end up writing less for each to make sure the response isn't a million miles long lmao)
☄. *. ⋆ ALASTOR
he is weak to a good sense of humor and very obviously, intelligence. physically, he doesn't have any requirements. alastor tends to focus on who you are, rather than how you look.
༊*·˚ LUCIFER
he wants someone kind at heart - evil on the surface is one thing, but at his core there is still genuine good. physically, he prefers a much taller partner than himself and honestly, a nice ass is always welcome.
˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ ANGEL DUST
he wants someone who can keep up with his flirtatious jokes and playful banter. he appreciates someone who is willing to simply listen to him when he needs to get shit off his chest. physically, he is into men and men alone, so a thick cock is quite nice, preferably average in length. but he also really likes pretty eyes.
➶ 。˚ ° HUSK
he needs someone strong enough to shake him out of those depressive swings he gets into, but also someone gentle enough to just hold him sometimes when things get to be... too much; and someone who will be able to know which of the two options he needs in on a bad day. physically, he's honestly not that picky.
: ̗̀➛ VOX
he has to have someone that can handle push and pull - he likes obedient partners, but he also likes having to correct them when they go off the beaten path. physically, he likes having a partner that is fit, and if not fit, at least pretty to look at.
⋇⋆⋆⋇ BLITZO
.... fuckin' christ, you have a lot to handle with this idiot. he's repressed, thinks he's unworthy of attention from those who love him and will push you away at every opportunity. he's afraid to lose the ones he loves more than anything else. physically, he really likes partners who are well-endowed in general.
◇◆◇ STRIKER
personality-wise, he's got a lot of unspoken trauma. he's mentioned that he's lost everything because of royals, and i personally hc that means he lost a family somehow. so he's going to need someone patient and willing to handle some distance while he slowly gets used to being loved again. physically, he's definitely more into those who are physically fit and powerful.
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spent YEEEAAAARRRSSSSS pointing out that sun had a mean streak and a temper and that these traits make him far from the kind, saintly was paragon of child support fanon was determined to make him be (and certainly not one who supports the kids who most need it, considering how he treats the one we do see, lmao) -- getting sent anon hate and angry messages and people way, way too invested into picking apart my personality/my personal life/my trauma as a desperate means of #Pwning me over this shit. and I was RIGHT!!! I was RIGHT and YES I will not shut the fuck up about this because oh my god I thought I really was going fucking crazy and he was always meant as god's specialest little boy. but now I get to laugh from my throne of vindication because I WAS RIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!! NEVER DOUBT ME AGAIN.
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european countries: ravage the global south for decades, destroy their economies/make their economies dependent on europe, and take all their natural resources in the bargain
european countries, when residents of the global south move to europe for work: you aren't allowed here! you'll ravage our nation, destroy our economy, and take our natural resources!!! that would be WRONG
residents of the global south: i just want to work jesus fucking christ
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