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richtkin · 1 month
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if hannibal was real i think i’d hate him.
like put the whole cannibalism/murder thing aside yk damn well my ass wouldn’t be smart enough to figure that out.
but like just the fact that he wears suits constantly would piss me off. and ik he’d judge my food but like i’m a poor whore tf do you want me to do? spread my legs? oh wait! you’d somehow manage to judge me for that too!
get the fuck out of my face regina george you aren’t in high school anymore focus on YOUR DAMN SELF.
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lewdo · 1 month
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I'd probably still adore you with your hands around my neck
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birdiewolf · 1 year
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Bro fuck genshin shippers on tiktok, twitter, and Pinterest who always try to ruin each other’s fun. I’ve noticed this increasing behaviour on all these platforms where shippers try to invalidate each other’s ships by saying stupid shit like:
‘They haven’t even met’
‘They hate each other’
‘They’re just friends’
‘They’re enemies’
‘____ship is better’
Like??????? Genshin has to be these mfs first fandom ever cuz how tf can someone be so ignorant????????
Since when have fans needed a ‘reason’ to ship characters????? Since when did we create this weird fucking expectation that our ships have to adhere to the canonical material??? Shipping is for fun. It’s based on the FANS imagination. If fans dgaf about what goes on in canon, then that’s their choice and you have no right to tell them that they’re wrong. I’m so irritated with all these shippers on tiktok and twitter. They turn everything so serious and treat fictional content like actual historical shit that needs to be followed with great detail…like what the actual fuck I hate these mfs so much
If you wanna base your ships strictly based on what’s canon, then that’s your business but don’t go expecting everyone else to limit their imagination and creativity. We can use fanon material to create dynamics, tropes, head-canons for our ships. Like who tf do these mfs think they are going around making fun of fans for being creative and invested in ships??
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adharastarlight · 1 year
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Regulus: its raining and cold. Society should not expect me to go out today.
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xoteajays · 5 months
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kaaaaaaarf · 23 days
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Ramblings about a very special phone call I got from my mom last night. 🙄
My mother called me last night specifically to ask if I was going to have children and when I said probably not, she then proceeded to tell me that she was "worried for my marriage" because I told her ten years ago that Mr. K wanted kids. She was like "He's going to grow to resent you, it's going to ruin your marriage."
Thanks, mom.
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Listen you’re allowed to not like NATLA but for the love of god the fucking fatshaming is unacceptable like what
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gentlebeardschild · 6 months
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feeling every human and unhuman emotion possible while watching ed handing half-dead izzy a gun to shoot him with because he can't even k*ll himself but izzy refusing to and ending up to use it to k*ll himself unsuccessfully... it has done irreparable damage to my brain
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githling · 1 month
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lesbian lamenting
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ih8bb · 8 months
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the fact that some of the hgs are not even willing to summarize group conversations for matt but i bet if he were to win a comp they’d be up his ass…
if you can’t even accommodate someone you consider a friend or ally, then you simply do not deserve to reap whatever benefits come to that person in the game.
also, fuck you.
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oxygenpdf · 16 days
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I didn’t think people were this outstandingly annoyed. Once more, I say, drivers can be friends and can’t be friends without YOU morons getting involved 😭
Just let the fuckers live. Ffs.
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the-tenth-arcanum · 10 months
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colin's fans be like "babe wake up new colin morgan content just dropped" and it's literally three black & white pictures
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whitegoldtower · 5 days
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I think one of my favourite things about Haldir is that looking at all the other elves, they’re kiki. Looking at him? He’s a bouba elf.
The other elves are all super skinty with sharp features n shit, and even though I love that too…
When Haldir rocks up with his soft features, a little extra cushioning and the possibility of there being a bit of a tummy and some thick thighs under that armour?
I am a feral creature, crawling through the tv screen to get to Lothlórien. I want him to fold me and not stop until I’m pretzel shaped. I am a man unhinged and I need the thicc elf sat on my face tyvm.
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plumslices · 1 year
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