UTI’s sucks dude, what do you mean my pee hole is infected? How did I infect my own pee hole? All I did was pee out of it -Brittany Broski #AndILiveByThat
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sometimes i wonder what my cat named me
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
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do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home
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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
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