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thebewilderer · 3 months
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Watching Wednesday for the first time and,, is every line she says the entire season always this cringe inducing???
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ariesbilly · 7 months
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i learned today that my family legitimately thinks my mental health didnt get bad until after high school which is absolutely insane behavior to me considering i am the girl who threw up every morning before school and this was a problem in my household for years
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universalsatan · 2 years
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can’t tell if i’m confusing wanting to look like almost stereotypically macho men or just being wildly attracted to them. or both i guess
#i mean i always used to say bi dilemma but im realizing this is mostly just gay now godbless. trans rights#for context. im thinking like. young harrison ford (i Know.; the reason im saying this is i remember Both my mom and dad acknowledging him#as the og Macho Man™️) and because it crossed my dash. jackles. but not really young jackles like s1 dean but matured jackles like more rece#it’s funny cause in practice. the person ive been pursuing (while Also an idiot. maybe i should just accept myself as morosexual at this#point) is actually. very effeminate HAHAHDHAHSJDHSJ#to the extent that my mom has thought he was gay in the past. i was talking about him to my sister and she asked if he was gay LMAO#which is hilarious because as far as i know (and ive known him for… almost 6 years ig? pined for almost 5). i’m Only aware that hes had a#crush on a girl ages ago. but this was also thru a secondhand source we’ve never actually talked about that#we probably should but we’re both idiots i have no idea how it’d be brought up#but in terms of effeminate. hm. he’s actually Really tall maybe over 6ft? and he Can have a deep voice. i think he can sing bass? but he#actually speaks in a higher register. god i wonder if he’s doing the opposite of me. who’s always consciously deepend my voice LMAO#he’s a HUGE plant enthusiast. HUGE. i dont Think he’s ND (or at least he doesn’t from what i can tell. I get vibes) but he straight up has a#plant fixation. knows so much about care. when he worked in greenhouses he learned the latin names for a good portion of them. i know this#isnt exactly ‘effeminate’ but he does all the gardening. oh and to add to it ig. i dont know HOW. he was NOT. irked by gore and blood???#when i explained to him what my potential job as a crime scene cleaner could entail??? but he cannot STAND bugs. he FREAJED OUT (over text)#at the mention of a spider. so of course. me being the 8yo boy with a playground crush. proceeded to tell him all my Fun Spider Encounters#lets see i think he also really loves to bake? ive seen these elaborate cakes (tp roll for covid. a fish) he’s made on insta. and there was#that one time he brought me those three most MOIST chocolate cupcakes with raspberry buttercream icing. i deadass ASCENDED to heaven.#food IS the way to a man’s heart btw.#oh yeah and the fact that i met him in the first place — well. i play oboe in ensembles. and he’s flute/piccolo. yeaHAHSHAHSHH#LMAO remembering that while he doesnt keysmash (i’ve started to around him. it’s mostly emojis bless his heart) he deadass called me ‘hun’#oh and the best part? i couldnt think kf what to watch. and he’s over here saying he doesnt watch ANYTHING. like bro how do u NOT. listen to#any music past 1900. OR OPERA EITHER. and NOT have any favorite movies/shows??? wh??? like. he deadass was like ‘unless [gardening channel#on youtube] counts’ like girl i am so in love#but yeah i was literally sitting there sounding like a pretentious film nerd bro i cant fuckin believe it. but i FINALLY wriggle it out of#him. because apparently he cant concentrate on most movies (valid.). the ones he CAN are cheesy chick flick comedies#saying that he can recite 90% of mean girls. thats his favorite movie#and he also mentioned like. legally blonde#and i have a feeling he almost was avoiding it in case i would judge him or whatever but ngl i honestly fell harder HAHSHSJAJDJAJ#fuck 30 tags but let’s just say. very effeminate compared to me. a full on Dad
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i-am-megalodonna · 2 years
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I don't want to be insensitive to the plights of my friends but I gotta say the more I hear about relationships and shit the happier I get that I might be aroace
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ambcass · 4 months
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can you do cobra kai characters with a cheerleader gf reader??
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should be studying but...
a/n: im deadass ab to passout bru but wtvr i havent posted ina while ig... inbox is open btw :3 also this is not proof read D:
SPECIAL TAGS TO: @yippeeyoppee AND @humilityshown
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Miguel! tried to make it obvious that he liked Reader but she mistook his feelings for friendship. Poor baby got friend-zoned so many times because of how obvious Reader was:( One time, Miguel bought Reader followers (specifically roses) before their school's rally and Reader told him what of a supportive friend he was. But he didn't give up. He tried his hardest to let Reader know that he liked her, regardless if she felt the same way back, he would have gotten the message sent out. Reader did her fair share of kindness though. When she can, she'd go to the dojo Miguel is in and cheer him on like it was just practice.
Reader was so relieved when Miguel expressed his feelings towards her. She always thought that he was just being nice and that his actions shouldn't get into her head. Miguel brought her a basket he made with all the things she liked (candy, stuffed animals, drinks, etc.) and a lego flower bouquet.
Miguel! always goes to Reader's rallies to cheer her on. After the rallies, he would praise her on how good she did and how she should consider doing karate with him. He's scared that she'll get hurt but he knows that she can do it.
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Eli! first laid eyes on Reader when the cheer squad was practicing after school. He saw a cute girl land a cartwheel with a smile and knew he was in love. He was just "Eli" when he met Reader but as soon as he turned into "Hawk" he automatically turned into a cocky bastard. He grew closer with her and always tried impressing Reader with his Karate moves but she wasn't always impressed. Many girls had a thing for Eli and tried making a move with him but it never worked. He would always find a way to sneak you back into his conversations.
Eli! confessed to you when the two of them were at a party and he was so drunk he just started talking random shit. Reader couldn't care less about what he was saying until her name was brought up. She took out her phone and started recording whatever he was about to say.
"Reader is the girl I have a crush on. Don't tell her though...I'm just so jealous of those ass jocks that she has to cheer for. She's so pretty, smart, and independent. Gosh, I wish she was mine."
Eli! had a smug look on his face but reeked of alcohol. Reader smiled and flicked Eli's forehead, telling him to go to sleep. He replied with "Yes, ma'am" and did as told. She kissed him on the forehead and slept beside him. When the both of them woke up, Reader showed Eli the recording and asked him if there was anything he would like to tell her. He was so shy but he was able to admit his feelings for her. The two then shared a passionate kiss and cuddled for a long time before someone told them to get off the couch. Hey, they were still at a party after all.
Eli! always asks Reader to accompany him to parties. Not only does that keep the unwanted girls away from Eli, but he feels he's safe when he's keeping Reader safe. Plus he wants to have fun with his girl, maybe have a drink or two. The only thing he absolutely hates is when older guys, guys that aren't even in high school anymore, try to hit on Reader like she doesn't have a boyfriend that is ready to kick ass with her. Otherwise, Eli wouldn't ask any girl in the world to party with him but his one and only girlfriend.
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Robby! didn't think he would have a chance with her. Due to his financial and overall living conditions, he didn't think it was possible. Reader was just too popular for him. Any interactions with her would result in Robby trying to hide his feelings but he fails every time with the pink shade that appears on his cheeks and that soft smile he always gives Reader when he talks to her is all it'll take to make Reader realize that he wants to be more than friends with her.
Robby! asked Reader to be his girlfriend in the most romantic way possible. He got tips from Daniel and TRUST me when I say that they worked. Which really surprised Reader since how closed off Robby usually was Robby and Reader were hanging out during the Fourth of July at a park waiting for the fireworks show to start. He brought chips, sodas, and a handwritten note. A few seconds before the show started, he handed the note to her and asked her to open it. The note read, "Roses are red. Violets are blue. The sky is beautiful but not as beautiful as you". As she read the note, the fireworks started to bang. She looked at Robby with so much awe as he asked, "Reader, may I please be your boyfriend?" She cupped his face and Robby leaned in for a kiss. A kiss under the fireworks.
Reader doesn't mind at all that Robby doesn't take her to big fancy dates. In fact, she prefers small dates instead of big ones such as crafting, picnics, or even hanging in his house. Well, his mom's house. The second you two hang out in Johnny's small ass apartment, then Johnny would burst into the room while handing Robby a condom and asking him to stay safe. Reader can't stop laughing every time this happens. Robby is just annoyed that his dad thinks he would do sexual activities in his house.
"Better safe than sorry" Johnny threw a condom packet at Robby and closed the door shut. Robby's face turned red and threw the condom in the trash. Reader was just there cackling non-stop while Robby seemed like he didn't want to talk to his dad ever again.
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Demetri! like Robby didn't think that Reader would ever like him back at all. His little phase with Yasmine faded quickly when he found out what a bitch Yasmine was to literally everyone (pls pretend that this is canon). He was just a nerdy lanky freak who hung out with the "boy with the lip" who later left him just to be cool. Reader was there for Demetri when Eli left him. She wanted him to be beside her at all times. Reader invited Demetri to watch her practice. When he does come, he would sit on the bleachers reading comics or doing homework. Anytime he sees a couple in the comic book he's reading, he would imagine that it's you two together, fighting crime. (or wtvr they're doing)
Demetri! is a shy baby and was practically clueless about how to ask Reader out. He thought of everything but he was either doing too little or too much. He didn't want her to think he was a loser geek that everyone made fun of. He wanted to be more than that. More than what everyone pictures him to be. His confession was simple. He slid a note into your locker stating that you should meet him after school, in the fields for something.
Once reader got there, she was in her cheer uniform and holding her silly pom poms. Demetri looked down at her with a deep blush and it was easy to make out that he was sweating. Demetri couldn't get his words out but before he was able to make words out, Reader cut him off,
"Would you like to go out sometime?" She asked him. A shocked expression appeared on his face. "Uhm sure, ya'know I was gonna ask you that". He was smiling hard, like really hard. Reader chuckled and held out her hand. "Well Demetri, care to accompany me in practice," she said in an old-fashioned tone. He held her hand in response, "Why yes Reader, I would love to" he raised his brow and the two laughed it off walking back to the gym.
People didn't get why Reader would date someone like Demteri but she didn't care. Any time he came back from Comic-Con and bought something back for her, she'd wear it to school. Her friends would look at her funny and ask "Why would you wear nerdy shit like that? You look like a geek" but Reader wouldn't care and that's what Demetri loved about her the most. Just because she was popular, it didn't mean that she couldn't be herself around her friends. Demetri loved teaching Reader nerdy things about him, such as the difference between DC and Marvel, which animes were "peak", and board games to play. Sometimes Reader would try to teach him how to do stunts but that obviously results him into ripping his pants.
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tryingtofindava · 5 months
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pls im begging for dating ticci toby headcanons 🙏🙏
𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 ‘𝐓𝐢𝐜𝐜𝐢’ 𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬*ೃ༄
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My god.
This boy is full of so much love.
Y’all take FOREVER to actually get together.
It got to the point where Toby got frustrated and was all like “should I just kill them?” (Assuming you ain’t a proxy)
What I’m tryna say is he’s sorta oblivious to his feelings towards you.
But he’s so scared to get attached to you, cuz every time he’s ever gotten close to someone they die.
But when y’all (finally) get together after a long ahh slow burn.
YOU TWO ARE LITERALLY THE CUTEST OMD.
He was so surprised that you said yes when he asked you out. Like- you? The pretty girl who he had the the pleasure of becoming friends with???? Says yes to him????
He’s so happy
Buttttttttttttttt.
So awkward it’s almost painful.
Onetime you kissed him on his cheek, bro was all like ‘🧍’
But when you guys get past that awkward stage? You guys are practically attached to the hip.
And I know most of the fandom hates the ‘soft Toby’ stereotype, but I feel like that’s just how he is w you (though he does have his moments…)
Lots of reassurance. It’s needed if y’all wanna last.
He isn’t used to have someone be so affectionate towards him. Since deadass the only person who’s showed him genuine love was Lyra.
When y’all first met, he’d always wear a massive ass bandage over the gash on his cheek.
Every time you saw it you gave him the ‘🤨’ look, which he’s just shrug it off. And when you’d ask him about it, he’d say something like:
“It’s rude to ask that.”
He’d even continue wearing it INTO your dating life, he’ll eventually cave in since it’s been around 8 months of him wearing it around you. And a wound would normally be healed by now.
He wasn’t at all surprised by your reaction of shock.
He’ll always have it on out of the apartment though. No exceptions.
He calls you ‘pretty thing’ sm it becomes a tic.
Eskimo kisses? Eskimo kisses.
He try’s his best to keep the whole murder part of his life away from you. But it’s obvious so… that was one long night of going over things.
Anywaysssss.
AQUARIUM DATES! Y’all get in your grandpa jumpers and walk around the aquarium holding hands and looking at all the cool fish n’ shit.
HE LOVES LOVES LOVES NECK KISSES.
He’s a slut for knowing he’s yours.
He loves teasing the shit outta you for being short. Even though he’s like 3 inches taller
“I’ve been b-breaking my b-back k-k-kissing you, babe.”
“Piss off.”
He loves laying between your legs with his face flushed against your chest while you run your fingers through his hair and itch his scalp.
When you guys are sleeping, you’ll constantly have to make sure he doesn’t get too over headed or cold due to his CIPA.
Speaking of sleeping, he grinds his teeth while he’s dreaming. So just gently grab his chin to stop him. And he’s a deep ass sleeper so he won’t feel it lol.
He isn’t a big fan of PDA when you guys aren’t behind closed doors, but he’ll ALWAYS hold your hand.
On the less sappy note, when he’s having a tic attack he will not allow you to come near him. He’s so scared of hurting you.
And when he’s having an episode?
Make sure you stay calm. And maybe get to him before he gets to you. He’ll be so upset if he did hurt you while going through one of his schizophrenic like states.
To help him through his manic episode, stay as calm as you can, let him know that, although you don’t share the belief that it’s real, you understand that it is real to him. Try and keep focused on supporting him with how he’s feeling in that moment, rather than confirming or challenging his reality.
If he does snap at you, he’ll feel so guilty. He will think that he’s just like his dad.
He’ll probably disappear for a few days, but when he comes back he’s begging for you to not leave him. Like he’s full on sobbing.
Hold him.
He’s clingy. Like super clingy. Clingy to the point where it just becomes obnoxious. And gets a bit irritating but he means well :(
He loves you like a dog, and he’ll do anything for you. He trusts you with his whole being and hopes you feel the same.
✯.★*°•.°✯•.★*°°·.•°★•✯.★*°•.°✯•.★*°°·.•°★•
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youcancallmemikuu · 28 days
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hiiiii *munches on snacks* yes it's me againnnnn, im writing a few things now before I fall asleep again for who knows how long, haha
*relaxes further into beanbag* I keep thinking about a gym yandere. like imagine this muscular gym rat with defined muscles, small waist and biceps and thighs bigger than any part of your body crushing on a regular casual gym goer. just a casual person that goes there to do some cardio, and doing some basic exercises with dumb bells.
like he'd try to impress them by hitting new goals and even doing impressive calisthenics around them in hopes of getting prays, but darling doesn't make much noise or talk much in the gym so besides some impressed head nods, thumbs up, and facial expressions he doesn't get much.
darling isn't insecure but they don't think that they are an attention grabbing person so they never think that he's actually looking at them, and think that any eye contact or catching him looking is just coincidence since they go to the same gym. when in reality he's actually staring at them and imagining carrying them around and protecting them.
Will make it his goal to become the strongest guy in the gym in hopes of finally getting some verbal praise from his darling and also to intimate any other person that might even give the slightest hint of liking their darling. But what this cute meat head doesn't realize is that the bigger he gets the more darling thinks he looks lowkey scary so they try to avoid being in his area. they don't think he's going to hurt them but they do think he'd judge or make fun of them if they get too close since they don't do anything impressive at the gym.
and yes this lovable gymrat is named Chad......
🫡Anon
So you’re- you’re just gonna drop off a masterpiece of a paragraph and not say anything else? Okay.
well okay.
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;;; Yandere ! Gymrat ! Chad x NB ! Reader .
;; I literally know jack shit about working out im deadass-
Synopsis;; Chad sees other gym creeps stare at you while you do your daily cardio and immediately comes to your defense.
SONG;; BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER [ODETARI]
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As he drops the weight he was lifting for the past hour, Chad sighed. He went to grab his water when he heard the jingle of the bells that rung whenever someone entered the gym.
He turns to the door, his heart rate spiking as soon as his eyes land on your frame. He’s like an excited puppy as soon as he knows you’re in the same vicinity as him.
He has a sudden boost of energy as he watches you sign in and walk over to the treadmills. He scanned over your frame and looked over your soft features.
He could tell you were in your normal mood, just by studying your mannerisms. He’s spent to much too much time watching you in a totally not creepy way.
He always makes sure you’re not too tired or dehydrated, always leaving unopened water bottles next to you as you did your workouts.
But he could never muster up the courage to actually speak to you. He was just too shy and nervous. Yes, the giant 6’8 muscular monster of a man gets nervous and fidgety around you.
He watched as you did your normal cardio, scrolling through your playlist to pick a few songs to listen to. His gaze flickers around the gym, landing on another person.
A person who was staring at you, being a creep. His gaze hardened as he grumbled profanities under his breath. He walks over to you, blocking you from the man’s view.
“Hey, uhm..” He nervously held out his hoodie, clearing his throat. “Some..weirdo was staring at you. Just..just wanted to..help you cover up. I-I’m sorry if I come off as rude or anything I just-“
He watches as your small hands brush against his calloused ones, made from lifting so many weights without question. You take the hoodie and stare up at him.
You take off your headphones, letting them rest on your neck as you give him a small smile.
“..Thanks big guy.” You mutter, slipping the hoodie on and covering yourself. He gulps as he watches every curve and simple detail fo your body.
He nods and clears his throat. “Yeah, no of course! I-I’m Chad, by the way-“ He can’t stop stammering. You’re making perfect eye contact with him and being so cute it’s just overwhelming.
You give him your name, and you two talk for a bit, the man long forgotten. Chad, being an excited golden retriever in a human’s skin, showed off all of his gym progress and muscles, proud of himself.
As soon as the words; “That’s impressive” and “I’m proud” leave your perfect lips his knees buckle. He loves getting praise. It’s like a breath of fresh air. And it’s coming from you? Heaven.
Other gym members watch as the large intimidating man hun he’s over and speaks to such a small and fragile person. It’s sort of adorable, the size difference.
“I bet you could carry em with one hand if you tried.” You joke, not expecting him to take it to heart. He immediately picked up your small body effortlessly, holding you in the air.
He was careful with your body, careful not to cause harm to you. You just stare and blink a few times. “Oh. Oh wow.” As you dangle in the air, you gently tap his arm, indicating that you want to be let down.
He obeys, setting you down gently. “You’re like a giant puppy..I think I should call you that. Puppy.”
You giggle, and it’s the most beautiful and melodic thing he’s ever heard in his life. He blushed at the nickname and nods vigorously. He wants a nickname, especially if it’s from you.
You eventually have to leave, waving goodbye to him. He was a bit sad, but you two would meet up tomorrow. He knows your schedule by heart.
The bell on the door jingles as you leave, and you sigh. As you get into your car, you realize something.
You didn’t give him back his hoodie.
You’re conflicted, but maybe just this once you can be selfish..he won’t mind, right? Plus, it feels nice.. you’ll give it back tomorrow!
Right?
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another one of 🫡 anon’s many little thoughts has been completed whilst a write an essay in the middle of my classes.
I’m just built different.
anygays, ENJOY11!1!11!!!1!1!
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kxmikomrade · 11 months
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Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! I didn't know you didn't write for f!reader.
So, could I request headcanons of Isagi, Bachira, Rin, Reo, and Sae with a Gn! Reader who's a cheerleader?
🍁˖࿐ Cheerleader! S/O - Isagi, Bachira, Rin, Reo, Sae
╰┈➤Hcs of them with a Cheerleader! s/o! (not the stereotype i think? im guessing u meant the sport since i heard its hard) Genre: Fluff and crack? Gn!reader or Any gender Warnings: Swearing obviously, kinda short so theres that, not proof read Waiter's Notes: Hello lovely!! its alright dear :)) just make sure to read the req page/rules next time ^^ Kinda short since im forgetful, the only cheerleading movie ive watched was like over a year ago and too lazy to do research
Masterlists Req Page/Rules
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MAD RESPECT
He has ALOT of respect for you in general but this? it just tenfolded bro
Tries to come to all your competitions!! and vise versa, unless your competition times overlap :'D
Comes to your practices too <3
Always makes sure to bring snacks and drinks for you
Keeps track of your diet if you have one, but ALWAYS makes sure that you arent pushing yourself too much
Coming to his games with your team/friends to cheer!
He would be SOOOOOOOOO flustered but cmon, he looks ADORABLE when he is <3333
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VERY SUPPORTIVE AND GOOFY!!!
He stops by your practice and tries to do your routine, it ends up in a mess and your coach is scolding you both LMAO
But he only had good intentions!
He wanted to take your mind off things like the competition since he knows it makes you nervous, and nervous you is well- not the best you 😭😭
again, he BRAGS to anyone and EVERYONE. about you and how youre so cool doing all those tricks and things ykyk!!
He probably drags isagi to watch your competitions tbh
When you come to watch his matches and cheer, he has the BIGGEST smile ever!! 🥹🥹
Its basically like shoving 5kg of sugar into his mouth, hes so energetic and motivated now <3
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guys theres literally a reason why i didnt add him on the artist hcs and its bcs i genuinely think that he wont give a fuck 🧍
Like, you do cheerleading? okay cool👍
But for the sake of this hc then imma put all my brain juice into this one
Might come to your practices whenever he has spare time/he remembers and gives you either those nice energy drinks or some suspicious green fruit-vegetable shake 💀💀
But thats pretty rare
most of the time, you two meet up and do yoga/cool down together, maybe get icecream after bcs SCREW YOUR DIETS FOR ONCE ‼️‼️
If you come to his matches to cheer, then he would mostly be surprised because from the manga and light novel, no one really watched his matches
So he feels warmth blooming in his chest and subconciously works harder to score a goal
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Its hard to find out which one of you two is the cheerleader tbh
deadass cheers MORE than you when it comes to your competitions no SHIT
also, your outift fees? covered. transportation fees? no need, get on his limousine. Props being too expensive? Honey no, 'Expensive' doesnt exist anymore remember?
He basically covers for everything you spend 🧍🧍
Im gonna bet on everything that you have this room in the mikage corp thats specifically for your private practices, like the one reo used to practice soccer
Pays his teammates to go with him to cheer you on your competitions 😭😭😭😭
Come to his matches to cheer and this guy will MELT
his teammates tease him for giving you the googly eyes LMAOOO
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Unlike rin, this guy actually cares
kinda
well, more than rin, thats for sure <3
He's a busy guy so he mostly watches you on his phone
speaking of that, he has this album on his gallery thats just pics and vids and clips of you 😭
AND LET ME TELL YOU
IT TAKES UP LIKE 24GB OF HIS STORAGE 💀💀💀💀
Hes dedicated so atleast theres that 🤷😭
When you come to his matches, he might not see you at first bcs theres literally tens of thousands of people but when he does?
He performs a small gesture with his arm/s from a small routine you both came up with <33
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im sorry dis is short, i literally dont know wat else to write 😭😭😭
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primaviva · 7 months
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Do you think Gwen is the type of girl to call her gf "love" ?
NUH UH😕‼️
she’d probably say stuff to her gf that expresses she’s in love with her like yk “i love you” “i love everything about you” etc but i cannot see her using love like “hey love” or “my love”
i mean over text maybe but ONLY and strictly the abbreviation of “ml” like i can see her posting a picture of her gf with text in the corner that says “ml💗” but in the sense that like she did that just for social media the same way ppl be posted up with a group of girls they don’t know talkin about some “my fav girls!🫶” like it’s not for show but she just doesn’t call you that irl n wants ppl to know that her gf is TAKEN
teen gwen would like never deadass use baby, honey, my love, etc like those really popular couple pet names like i don’t see that for her. i can imagine her saying them to you as a joke like “honey, im home” on some frozone or just saying really cringey pet names all at once to fluster you.
when she grows older i can MAYBE see her using hun but idk but spiderverse her seems like she doesn’t care or like really cheesy pet names and would just stick to babe, my girl, i feel like MAYBE maybe in a moment of vulnerability she’d call her gf her muse in “im joking but im really not” typa way
SPIDER GWEN HOWEVER IN HER COMICS… she’s dumb stupid but in a goofy way
she’d literally pull up on you dressed like a hot mess talkin about some “hey sexy” ….. gwendolyn if you don’t get to your campus before they drop your ass-
i just see her being more bold but also equally goofy w it
but gwen in general is always tryna act bold and tease you because she likes your reactions
“how’s my beautiful girlfriend?” “y’know you look really cute when you’re annoyed with me.” “hey gorgeous :)”
….meanwhile she stressing out inside
overall, to me, gwen doesn’t seem like the vocal type in terms of pet names. she shows she loved through her actions THEN physical touch and equally at the same level words of affirmation. she doesn’t express in detail her love for you beside those moments where she’s being vulnerable with you or she’s trying to uplift you and say how much she loves and cared about you. gwen isn’t gonna scream at the top of her lungs for every neighborhood in queens to hear how much she loves you but trust her gf knows that gwen knows where home is at !!!!
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stawpny · 6 months
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more ny/ca hc’s, as another treat for you heathens
- I feel like Yorks that type of guy who would give cal his umbrella like if it was pouring in NYC, since I’ve heard it doesn’t rain in California. He would just stand there, watching Cal be obsessed with this city while he’s fucking drenched, but who cares? If Cal’s happy then he’s mildly content. He’s a wet angry cat in NYC.
-New York used to sit in the Northeast area between Mass and Jersey, but ever since he’s fell in love with the golden boy, he sits right next to him. He had to kick Oregon out of the seat though, and also forced everyone to move over a chair. Cal was clueless.
-York loves sitting ontop of skyscrapers in NYC. He finds it calm and peaceful up there. Cal, not so much. He just usually plays with the pigeons that nest up there to calm his nerves.
-I deadass believe York feeds the pigeons, and when they all flock up around him, eating all of the food, he just snatches one and adds it to his collection. Rats too.
-this adorable mf can only sleep with Cal by his side or he will panic and stay up the whole night. He needs his glowing golden boy, his nightlight 😭.
-Cal calls York when he misses him, and york always answers to reassure him that he could live without him. Cal gets upset and says it’s not true, hangs up the phone out of anger, then totally forget about the situation and call him back to say he misses him again. Cycle repeats.
-York smiles every time Cal does something stupid. Not a smirk, nor a grin, a full blown smile, which is weird for him. Don’t tell York that Cal sometimes does it on purpose to make his partner smile and laugh.
-(not CA/NY) I swear Gov has a board for each and everyone of the states that have OLD pictures of them and adds the most recent one and the oldest one. He changes it every time they get a new look.
-California is a helicopter mom. New Yorks like that dad who is there for you but doesn’t give a shit what you do outside. He might even join you.
Songs I think represent this ship:
Somethin’ Stupid by Frank Sinatra (Both)
Delicate by Taylor Swift (both)
From the Start by Laufey (CA pov)
Hell N Back by Bakar (I can’t decide)
VALENTINE BY LAUFEY (THIS ONE) (NY pov cause he’s new to this kinda stuff)
Paper Rings by Taylor Swift (CA POV)
Mastermind by Taylor Swift (NY POV)
Wonderland by Taylor Swift (both maybe)
Maroon/Paris also by Taylor Swift (I don’t know honestly 😭)
they’re so silly
I had to stop with the songs there or I would start connecting songs to them even if it was only one lyric that sounded like them in that song
im sick rn.
I was forced to take a covid test and I now have Covid?? I dunno the test expired in February 😭
anyways, I hope u liked them
ILY byeee!!
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bonebabbles · 2 months
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Bones... help me. I just read a fanfic where the author said that they find it very weird that so many people villainize Clear Sky. They deadass said "sure he's done a lot of bad things but he's always had good intentions,"
...
I don't think I need to explain why this frustrates me so much.
I could just say, "The road to hell is paved with good intentions" but that doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of how fucked up Clear Sky is. He really doesn't even have those lmao
In spite of how you can make a DOTC drinking game out of him bellowing "Im Just Trying To (insert relevant good thing here)," he only ever does this when someone is challenging him or offending him in some way. He's not doing anything out of benevolence, this character is obsessed with controlling other people.
Remove Gray Wing sniffing his armpit for the entire arc and you can see Clear Sky's "good intentions" for what they are; manipulation tactics. He only says "Im Just Trying" when he's defending his evil, fucked up choices to someone trying to challenge him.
"You exiled your disabled brother, you're a piece of shit!" "I'm just trying to be fair uwu"
"You slaughtered a random woman and want to kill her babies too?!" "I'm just trying to spare them from suffering"
"YOU BEAT A SECOND RANDOM WOMAN TO DEATH?!" "I was just trying to give her a warning, not my fault she was too weak to stay conscious"
"There's big piles of rotting meat in camp and we have a hostage who you promised to treat well" "I'm just trying to not let these dumb moor cats think that they can have more than they deserve"
It wasn't ever "good intentions." He's NOT afraid of anyone starving. It's a justification that he tells to his cats to justify his cruelty, weaponizing his sad backstory. He has an entire inner monologue in Book 3 about how they can always hunt more food, so it's fine they're killing more than they can eat, and that it takes people "months to starve" anyway because he saw it in the mountains.
Can't stand that line. "Sure he's done bad things BUT." The bad things were really fucking bad, and no, they didn't effectively write a character who legitimately tried to do the right thing. Everything he does just ends up being related to a grab at power or control.
They just wrote a child abuser who likes to hit women and start wars and decided Tall Shadow is also at fault here, somehow. lmao.
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luxiem x reader || as fathers
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a/n : YALL LIKE MY LUXIEM HCS MORE THAN MY OTHER ONES SO HERE U GO LMAO 😭 ill feed u guys some more luxiem content before mysta graduates [sobs louder]
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SHU YAMINO
TYPICAL ASIAN DAD
but minus the yelling and stuff
hes just pretty damn strict but like he loves you all the same
if you get an A+ in maths, GOOD JOB, HE'LL TREAT YOU TO ICE CREAM [and maybe a magic show WWWW]
if you get a D-, he'll probably say something along the lines of : " try harder kiddo! you can get a higher mark next time! do you want me to help you study? "
he will definitely show up at all of your events and stuff like that to cheer you on
b a n a n a
omg he would accidentally get banned from ur school games bc he keeps helping you with his witchcraft stuff
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LUCA KANESHIRO
OMG HES THE DAD THAT ALL YOUR CLASSMATES LOVE
hes the type to bring like the BEST FOOD during those potlucks ur school has
will panic if you bring math homework to him for help AJSHD
if he cant go to ur school events, HE WILL SO FIND A WAY TO GO, EVEN IF IT WAS JUST FOR A MOMENT
ur little sibling would deadass be a dog.
like no shit, this man would want a dog
and that dog is ur sibling
he and his mafia men would be the ones to raise you [FUCKING BONUS POINTS IF ONE OF HIS MEN IS A WOMAN AND SHE IS UR MOTHER FIGURE]
" oh, don't worry kid, you'll get it next time!! if you're ever feeling down, just know your dad thinks that you're pog! "
you dont know how to tell him that saying pog as a [however old he is] man is a little cringe, but you love him for it (IN A FAMILIAL WAY)
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IKE EVELAND
a very chill dad when it comes to homework and grades
unless it was english
if you get a low score in english
THIS MANS IS RUTHLESS. HE WILL GET YOU TO READ. A LOT.
but if you get tired of it, he'll let it go
i feel like he'd be the parent who IS your teacher at school
oh boy, you should dread first day if he's your english teacher
" class, i'd like you all to know, im only fucking one of your mothers. " [all jokes LMAO he wouldnt embarrass you like that..... or would he?]
if you get a low score in any subjects or like if you flunk a test, he'll hug you and say:
" don't cry, you've made me proud already. i love you kiddo, and none of those test marks will change that. just tell me if you ever need help okay? i'm always happy to help you with those. "
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MYSTA RIAS
BRO OMG HES THAT ONE DAD WITH INSANE SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE
SOMEHOW ALL YOUR FRIENDS FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER??
the most laidback out of all the luxiem guys about homework
doesn't mind if you flunk it, as long as you did your hardest, it's a pass in his book
he cant physically help you with homework
its a british debuff /j
like he would stare at the pythagorean theorem and go 'uhm....'
HE WOULD HELP YOU WITH ALL YOUR FASHION DILEMMAS
there to listen to all the GODDAMN TEA!! like how dare jessica cheat on james like that with ryan??
dude is like the communal dad if any of ur friends dont have a father figure, he'll be there for them too
" oh you flunked your math test? it's alright!! you'll get it next time. they give you too much tests nowadays you guys are all probably burnt out... how about we watch a movie? your mind needs to destress. "
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VOX AKUMA
SHAWTY HAS FLIRTED WITH YOUR TEACHERS MORE THAN ONCE
LIKE YOU GOTTA STOP HIM, HIS RIZZ IS TOO MUCH
also that one dad for some reason everyone likes
hes like pretty strict, but its because he wants the best for you
WOULD GET BANNED FROM TRYING TO GO TO UR SCHOOL GAMES BC HE GETS SO PISSED LMAO
" WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THEY GET A FOUL?? THEY DIDNT EVEN HIT THE OTHER KID??? "
hes the demon you and ur friends would try to summon at sleepovers
" kid, please, i love you and all, but dad needs to fucking rest. please stop summoning me. "
AND YOUR FRIENDS WOULD SCREAM WWWW
anyways, hes pretty damn smart so hes gotchu covered when it comes to homework help
unless it was history.
history pisses the fuck out of this ancient man.
he will rant about how incorrect the history books are and you'll get nowhere with homework
" oh, darling, it's alright. i'm not disappointed in you and i won't be when it comes to homework. i get it, sometimes it's hard and you don't understand it, but that's when you ask for help, alright? i won't ever shame you for asking me for help. "
a/n : i hope yall r fed this took me 30 minutes to shit out and clean up also i think its obvious whos my favourite in luxiem LMAOO
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ZARTEMIS/NIGHTEMIS HEADCANNONS PLEASE DUDE- DEADASS LOVE UR BLOG IM GONNA EAT YOUR FLOORBOARDS
Omg hi I love your blog too, iminyourwalls—
I've been dying to share my thoughts with someone:
• I think I already put this in a hashtag somewhere, but when Artemis said "yes my brave one, they're beautiful tonight" she was looking at Zoë not the actual stars
• Also the 'timestamps' series + 'uniform upgrade' and 'cypress' fanfics are exactly how I envisioned not only Artemis/Zoë but also their relationship in general with the hunters and their respective roles
• They definitely love to play with the Goddess-Liutenant dynamic
• I also feel like they wouldn't put a label in their relationship, like they know they love eachother and that's enough (ofc they talked boundaries like exclusively and all), their love is free, wild and unrestrained
• And they wouldn't really try to keep it a secret but wouldn't actively tell everyone about it, but they don't need to, everyone knows
• I'm torn between the idea that a) Artemis (and the hunters) saved Zoë while she was running from the monsters Atlas had sent after her and b) young Artemis exploring the mortal world and meeting Zoë by chance and creating the hunters together
• I do firmly believe that Zoë was Artemis' first lieutenant, whether because she was her first huntress or she created that position a while after and Zoë was chosen for it
• If I recall correctly one of the things Thalia didn't like about Zoë is the way she -literally- worshipped Artemis and I think that was a bit of jealousy actually—
• Also there had definitely been hunters crushing on Zoë and her having no idea. Artemis thinks is funny but also has suddenly more -openly- affection strikes, just to remind everyone
• As far as I know Artemis was born after the titan war and Zoë being atlas' daughter was born before, making her older than Artemis and she likes reminding everyone about it every once in a while
• I feel like Zoë would have had a competitive relationship with Callisto
• Zoë is always worrying about the hunters and while Artemis loves her for that, she takes her on hunting trips together (just the two of them) and plays around with her, she loves seeing her free like this
• I actually don't think there was a confession per se but they were sharing an intimate moment together (non sexual) and they just kissed, they don't know who started it, but they didn't care
• No matter how much centuries pass, Artemis knows that there will never be anyone like Zoë, and no matter what happens, even when she's fading and the millennia are blurred together she can never forget her
• When the whole Roman thing happened and she was confused, desoriented and in unbelievable pain, her Roman and greek forms trying to take control she called for Zoë, she always helped her when the civil wars happened, when the roman empire rose, Zoë was there for her, to calm her, ground her and take care of her, loving and devoting herself to both Artemis and Diana
• Zoë sometimes sings the song of the Hespérides only for Artemis and no one else
• Zoë is supposed to have her own tent, but she always stays at Artemis'
• When there alone in their tent, Artemis sometimes turns into a wolf and starts to randomly (and gently) chew on Zoë, who at this point barely even notices
• Artemis took Zoë to hunt with her and her mother Leto once (she approves of her, Zoë is very nervous tho and overly formal with her)
• After Orion was stung by the scorpion, he went mad and tried to attack Artemis, but she defeated him with Zoë, which is why it was Zoë who was always sent to hunt him every time he returned
• Artemis brings Zoë to Olympus as her representative in meetings and companion to parties
• When she died Artemis was trying her best not to lose it in front of her, so she didn't have to worry, so she would go in peace
• Artemis is always staring at the twilight, as if she could see her, as if she could reach her. It's the time of the day she feels the loss all over again, only worsened by the stars of course, the stars
• Zoë went for reincarnation and reached the isle of the blessed and Artemis asked she be turned to a minor goddess for her achievements (kinda like Hercules)
• She does and comes back to Artemis' side, but this time it's forever (delusional)
This got a bit too long but I think that's all, if I think of anything else I'll make another post
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borzoilover69 · 10 months
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> BORZOI: READ HOMESTUCK LIKE ITS 2011 (PART 3)
We are so fucking back. (4178)
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Idiot captchalogued things one by one point and LAUGH. One soup can. One bullet. Bro would be horrible at unpacking.
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Never getting over the fact how damn much Jake mentions Dirk in only the FIRST FEW PAGES that we meet him properly like damn dude you got something going with him or what..
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And he seems so insistent on finding answers, even if its just backing up his own conclusions, rather than Janes stubborn pushing of the point. This is semi-tragic. Knowing that in their time, they were never considered heroes, but lords.
4184 YOU. *grips and shakes you* STOP IMPLYING FLIRTING YOU DARN QUEERS. Jake just CAAASUALLY mentioning how much he compliments strider, Dirks ar (but in this case a pretty accurate representation of Dirk) just CAASUALLY MENTIONING THAT THEY'VE DONE THIS TANGO BEFORE LIKE HELLOO?? FLUSTERED AMBIVALENCE? HAH??
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Iconic line.
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I need to think on this for a while. Speaking wise that's true, I'm sure it's fooled his friends before when Dirk just didnt want to talk. I'm rather fond of how Dirk and Jake call each other out on being annoying and hard to work with. Because they are, but that's what makes their relationship all the funnier and real to me LOL. They're ribbing at each other in a way that motivates each other to one up because they. They get it i guess. Thinking now, I don't like relationships where it's just adoration and softness... Nah i want them to beat the crap out of each other. I like ot think they used to bitch at each other for HOURS as kids, but all in good favour.
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This idiot is changing from the casual to the formal desktop point and LAUGH. But also it brings up another strange contradiction where Jake "catches on" without being actually.. told to catch on.
From page 4183: You put on a few of your more ostentatious devices. Luckily (or unfortunately) you grew up alone, so there was never anyone around to point out how ridiculous you look.
And then from page 4186
You shed this ridiculous outfit because you look like an idiot. It's time to get serious here. 
Maybe I'm reading too into it. I probably am. But it always astound me the awareness Jake has to some degree. I deadass want to get in his head and mess with his brain a little to see what's up. Its like he'll always go "Oh cool, neato, its this thing!" and then go "This thing is fucking stupid" later. From what im gathering >HUSKTOP: Clunky, too hands on. Good for casual use and movies (I'm assuming)
>COMPUTER OUTFIT? Comfortable, but it looks stupid. And an idiot.
>SKULLTOP: A real businessmans computer. Probably one of the most used ones of the bunch and the ire of Jakes shitty vision.
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Also I just got done reading this conversation AGAIN, and I remeber in my previous reading, someone commented that they always took it as Jake defending the autoresponder, but if anything other than Dirk hes probably the most frustrated with it at times outright putting it down and demeaning its presumedly simulated built on feelings, which Hal will proceed to call him out on MULTIPLE times. Which backs up my conclusion that he knew Dirk really just didn't like the thing. My boyfriend saw me reading this out and said something along the line of "Jake has libra coding they can't bring up their point w/o including a third party in the matter" or something. It was a few days ago. I don't know zodiacs so take that as you will.
Along with this, I guess I see where Jakes frustration is coming from, this guy is running on canned food, frustration at being taunted and poked at by Dirks ruddy autoresponder, and he has no times for japery and lighthearted fun from Jane gadzooks hes on a mission!!
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There it is again!! That- *waves hands* THAT KIND OF KNOWLEDGE!! YOU SCALLIWAG!! HOWD YOU DRAW THAT CONCLUSION?? HOOOW DID YOU DO IT WITH SUCH LITTLE EXPLAINATION OR BACKING HOW DID YOU FUCKING KNOW?? LIKE JANE WAS FUCKING VAGUE AS SHIIIT ABOUT IT AND YOU JUMPED TO.. THAT CONCLUSION?? WHAT IS YOUR DEAL??
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You telling me they slept in the same house together dawg i thought Brobot powered off somewhere remote. Arguably a stupid conclusion but I FORGOT its been a while OKAY.
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Operation U-235 Brocurement. Codename: Big Man Hass the Rock.
Heh.
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I mean it's reasonable. Given growing up in a hellmurder island, defeat can equal great bodily harm or even death, being cautious about getting too far outside of your comfort zone and quote being a hero endquote will kill you.
A lot of people fail to realise how Jake was affected by living in such circumstances because it just comes down to gungho boy wonder who loves adventure!! And is. A coward. When flight is the thing separating you from living to dying etc, it can affect a lot of life choices like that. For example, hes perfectly up for the idea of plundering tombs, because its territory hes familiar and accustomed to. But he doesnt deal with being tossed a curveball or into new circumstances well.
And yet again Hal brings up a good point. If you bank on victory or defeat and not about the journey it gets to take there which leaves you stranded at the starting line overcompensating for the lack you never worked hard to make, you won't get anywhere, which is why Page class suits him well. Dirk and Jake have this thing in common where they are often too future thinking to the point of being narrow minded, they think they're being realistic when realistically.. these personal pursuits are needed to be fought with undying human spirit so as to conquer and further their self journeys.
Like yes, there's always the prospect of failure. Dirk feels resigned, doomed to the fact he will turn out terrible and therefore he should fuck off. Jake feels daunted by the task of actually living up to the expectations he feels are built upon him by his friends and himself, and chooses to isolate himself rather than build on the hope that maybe he can be known and loved regardless, and acknowledge the hurt he may undoubtedly cause. But with every prospect of failure comes a prospect of success and sure being resigned to failure doesn't hurt but even so you should still strive and claw your way to a happy ending otherwise whats it worth more than pointless self suffering and guilt? Because if you look at it everything is doomed everything is going to fail or fall out of touch eventually but if you turn it on its head, you see that means that unequivocally for a brief moment in time everything will be okay, that bad things will turn out for the better (somehow) in the end. It's the chicken and the egg question, which came first? It's a neverending circle. I got carried away there. Whoops. Anyways.
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"Thing". He doesn't acknowledge him as a person it's a "thing".
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So you, Jake english (totally straight guy) decree the brobot as bane of your existence (its your company in this hellscape) and is pointed out that you can CHANGE that, that is something YOU can control, that has been brought up to you MULTIPLE times by your BEST FRIEND by his AUTORESPONDER and yet you REFUSE to change it because when given it too easy it feels almost. Almost..tender you say? You proceed to get flustered and.. change the subject? Boy. Boy speak to me boy. You are COMPLICIT in your own downfall because you hate it being too easy, you FEAR it being too easy. For what?
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Look at him go.
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Hopefully your dad is still out back washing the car. Ideally this is one of his legendary infinite car washes. What can you say? Dad fancies his automotive ablutions.
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GT: Man where IS he anyway??? GT: Is he taking one of his legendary infinite showers? TT: What can I say. TT: Dude fancies his ablutions.
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While he is preoccupied, you should be able to sneak downstairs and grab the mail undetected. The perfect crime? You bet.
You slip the HALLWAY CERA a furtive wink for good luck.
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Jane you are the silliest girl to ever grace this earth never ever drop your dramatics and joyous whimsy. Your relationship with your father is endearing and sweet. Given this it's a safe bet to say Johns would've mimicked this, its just nice to see a pretty sweet goddamn family.
4199 Imagine walking downstairs and seeing this of course their families cant be reasonably normal about anything.
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And another sort of outward representation of struggle with the kids environment. With how harsh and how thoroughly restricted Jane is in her household, despite being so far up she might as well just serve as a figurehead to the cooking empire than of anything remote. All backdoors, front doors, windows are closed, which also draws to her general ignorance to actual things. You could even say shes.. whats the word? Oh yes. trapped. In her views. Yes. *The crowd starts seething at me as I click my little device to change slides.*
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4202 READY FOR WHAT??
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YES, I am going out with this book! No, I will not go get an unabridged copy! No, I will not take yours! I can hardly even lift it! Oh, that is so preposterous. Do you even hear what you're saying? I will be fine! This is a perfectly funny book and it contains many incredibly funny jokes! Oh, will you just stop it. I am going now. Good day!!!
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Do you think this was the mystery of johns childhood that he could never solve. Do you. Cus i do. He didn't have a nanna he was raised by the condesce.
The message has always been a fascinating mystery to you, and probably was to him as well. From the way it's written, it seems it was intended for him to receive after her death. She talks about a journey he is supposedly meant to go on. 
In any case, this message to poppop from his sweet old nanna is the best evidence you have to dispute all this evil batterwitch nonsense. She clearly cared for her grandson very much, and would never start a company responsible for the things it's accused of, let alone be alive today to perpetrate them. But then, what if she wasn't the one who wrote it? This thought makes you very nervous.
Big ole fucking SIGH. And he was never able to get that faaar at all. With that in mind I'd be interested to see anyone analyse the post scratch versions of the betas. Would John Crockers deal deem him a failure to his classpect? What about the others? I don't know, food for thought.
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Damn. Ok well I just reached the end of an image allowance so i guess. I wrap up here?
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GG: I care very much for you, and I don't know what I'd do if I lost you both in my dreams, and here in this world. GG: So for whatever good it does, just please be extra careful out there today! GT: Roger that janey! GT: And um same goes for you about being careful what with these various rogues accosting you with foul play lately and whatnot... GT: Because well i sure do care a lot about you too you know that. GG: Hooray! Will do. ;B GG: Now let's get this silly old adventure off to the races before the coat of dust it's growing gets any thicker. GT: Booyeah! GT: Ok good luck jane and keep me posted! C ya.
Yet another goddamn reminder that they give a whole fucking damn about each other.
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moyazaika · 11 months
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im currently in love with all of your oc's and just.. wow i don't think i've been like this before because i literally just binge read your entire masterlist LMAO
you just write them, well, rich and as a dude stuck in customer service it's my dream to be swept away by some rich guy 💀💀
i was curious too if you had any fun facts about any of them! like what's their favorite color? favorite food? how many languages do they speak? are they willing to learn darlings native language? (my first language is korean so im sorry if they're any grammar/spelling mistakes, english is hard haha)
take care! thank you for sharing your ocs with everyone!!
WHHHH thank you sm dude this is always so nice to hear !!! also your english is amazing so pls dont apologise ^^
and i am unfortunately a sucker for rich men. i think im self projecting into deadass everything i write ☠️☠️
quick fun facts on dean, harper, and val bc i barely talk about them ???
dean, the slasher.
dean can only speak english, despite being from west asia. his fav food is sfeeha and shawarma, cus foods the only way he feels close to his culture - and he's absolutely willing to learn ur language!!
his fic is set in the late 20th century, so cus tech's still pretty new (??) he's the yan most likely to whisk u away to a secret cabin in the woods with seventeen cats where ur likely to never be found again
he's old money, so bro's never worked a day in his life. from one of those filthy rich dysfunctional families whose kids end up being psychopaths. also why he's a literal slasher cus he knows he's above the law LOL
harper, the delinquent.
man this guy is such a bitch boy. he's black, which i don't think i actually mentioned in his fic, but i did depict that in a piccrew of him i did after that. can speak french and english, already learnt your native language before you even had ur first conversation cus he's devoted fr
fav food is anything you like cus he's braindead and he's literally one of those annoying people who copy everything u do and make it their whole personality trait like he won't like something until u like it. even if u say you love something he hates he's suddenly switching up.
touched on his delinquent haps in the fic but to delve deeper, he's pretty well respected in his scene. the sappy, whiny side to him you see? that's only for your eyes. to everyone else, it's a wonder you're still alive after rejecting his thirty-six confessions but hey, who's counting???
valentine
speaks vietnamese, and english fluently. can understand chinese, but not able to read or write it. learns your language when the two of you 'break up' in hopes of impressing u with it and getting back together with the 76 voicemails he leaves in your language, (despite u having him blocked) claiming how much he loves u. bro has the best poetic rizz as a writer.
his fav food is anything that reminds him of home, but also has a massive sweet tooth. think chè chuối and caramen hoa quả. his favourite colour is pink, because that was the colour of the sky the first time he ever saw you, when the sun was setting.
started off pretty average, but after the movies he writes for his director brother topped the box office multiple times, he's now living really well in the city of merit, which is a fictional city that feroze and kenji also live in canonically :) think like chongqiing vibes
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kumezyzo · 4 months
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would you ever write some smut with bf!sapnap but it’s like pureee dirty talk from him that would be so hot
i will... and this is it right here... its just headcannons with very detailed descriptions....
anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list
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bf!sapnap is the type of person to just lay in bed with you, knowing you're both horny and just talk about what you want to do to each other. it comes so naturally to you two at this point that it's like talking about what you want for dinner.
"can i fuck you?" he asked you, completely throwing you off guard. you were just laying with your head on his chest. you hadn't been on your phone either, just listening to whatever he was looking at on his own phone.
"right now?" you asked, lifting your head off his chest and looking up at him. he nodded, bringing his hand up your thigh and to your ass, lightly kneading your skin. "what brought this on?"
"was thinking about how nice your ass looks right now," he said simply, giving your ass a nice slap. "and then i was thinking about how good it looks when I'm fucking you from behind."
"you're such a perv," you said. but your actions contradicting your words. you brought your thigh up over his middle. "you always thinking about fucking me?"
"mhm," he humed as he leaned in to place a peck on your lips. "always thinking about that fat ass and pretty pussy."
"oh, do you?" you asked with a smirk, pecking his lips again. "you think about how wet you get me?"
"yeah, and how you let me fuck you so silly," he pecked your lips. "how your pussy tastes so sweet."
"aww, you think about eating me out?" you asked. he nodded, rubbing his nose against yours. "you get hard just thinking about fucking me?"
"mhm," he hummed, grabbing a handful of your ass. "always peaches."
bf!sapnap texts you that he's horny when you're not in the same house. he actually has to call you eventually because texting is too much.
"you need me?" you asked him strangely.
"yeah, i need you," he said through the phone. "i was watching some of our videos..."
"oh," you said, trailing off. your memories from those videos were limited. but the gist was always the same. "and what's so special about them? they get you all turned on?"
he sighs desperately on the other end, "yeah, they do babe. your pussy looks so wet in them."
"hmm," you take a deep breath at the idea of seeing yourself like that. desperate. "you want me to come see you? maybe make some more of those?"
bf!sapnap who will be fucking you and whispering in your ear how he thinks its amazing how good you feel. how good you make him feel.
"fuck, youre gonna make me cum," he whispered into your ear, the warm ear sending shivers down your spine. "it's just too good, peach."
bf!sapnap who isnt afraid to get vocal when it comes to fucking you.
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sorry its so short. im a bit busy and deadass forgot i had this half written. -nony
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