#like an absolute fool

[wardoffthenight]

Girls I've been trying to alter this knitting pattern for. 2 weeks now I've never done cables before and I'm SCARED and i'm so bad at MATH someone please help me. for the love of god.

#the original pattern had a really interesting front of the hat and then the back was just completely blank and i #like an absolute fool #was like oh I'll just add more cables back there how hard can that be there's clearly plenty of space #and now i have notes and diagrams on 3 different pieces of paper and two programs and I'm shaking and sweating BUT I AM NOT GIVING UP #I WILL NOT LET CABLES DEFEAT ME #fr tho. help. #knitting

[kae-and-the-lost-dragons]

I wanted to try and get some footage of a live Spear vs Sword spar to use for Cell Dates and nothing is funnier than me taking a year break then coming back and immidiately getting destroyed.

#amphibia #amphibia fanart #i honestly did this to myself #I challenged one of the top fighters in Canada #Like an absolute fool #💀💀💀

[umineko-blog]

Gaap has a passion for fashion!

#i hate drawing curls i say #like an absolute fool

[obsob]

"Hurry," I bid him He embraced me almost convulsively, and shocked me when he kissed my mouth. He spun and ran towards Girl-On-A-Dragon. The girl part of her leaned down, to offer him a hand as she drew him up to sit behind her. The expression on her face never changed. Just another part of the dragon. "To me!" he cried to the dragons that were already gathering around us. The last look he gave me was a mocking smile.

Assassin's Quest - Robin Hobb

#mine #realm of the elderlings #rote #fitz and the fool #<- scenes that make u exploddes immediately #i remember reading this scene last year and i could like physically feel my brain expanding #anyway. im not normal #i also hvent :3 finished this series hehe whoops hve been 41% thro assassins fate for 2 months :3 #anyway if u want 2 read absolutely insane fantasy that makes u feel as tho u are a husk of a human. read realm of the elderlings! :3

[kiriona-apologist]

recommending tlt to people is like....it's the most sapphic piece of fiction i've ever read. it's full of memes. it'll punch you in the gut with sincerity. you won't understand the second book. the main couple haven't seen each other in two books. it's about grief. it's about love. it's about lesbian necromancers. it's disgusting. there's an erotic scene about regrowing an arm and it's amazing. god exists - he's just a guy. cows exhibit mourning behaviors for other cows.

#girl help how do i get people interested in gideon the ninth #how do i get people to let me info dump about it #how do i talk about it without sounding like an absolute fool #tlt #the locked tomb

[craacked-splatters]

A lil mareach doodles perhaps?

#smb #super mario bros #princess peach #mario #they are so soft guys #i feel like they'd act like lovesick fools with all the giggling and yearning and small domestic gestures and sunset balcony talks #and itd be forever until they realized the other also likes likes them oh these absolute sweet fools #mareach gives me the most domestic couple vibes ever #theyre so silly #and fun to draw!! #splatter scribbles #phone art #more doodles :pp #mareach

[antiqua-lugar]

also as a quick note, "Who is James Somerton trying to fool"...exactly who he was trying to fool before, impressionable young queer people and anyone who watched his content without paying too much attention.

One of the most astounding things about Somertom is how blatant his lies were if you knew anything about the subject and how obvious his misoginy, queerphobia and racism were. He was also very open about how he DEFINITELY was the only queer voice worth listening to, to the point that he accused Nebula of being unable to accept a visionary like him.

He still got caught but he kept getting away with it using the same tactics. It was everyone's fault but his, the haters were out to get him for no reason, he was getting death threats and that's obviously more important than whatever controversy he was on...

And now he released an apology video where he actually did nothing bad, but if he did it's because he just cared so much about the queer community and because he is neurodivergent and has epilepsy and memory issues and also he is poor and his mother died and doesn't everyone deserve a second chance?

He seems also to be carefully deleting any comment that points out everything else he did not address and liking comments that think he should get a second chance.

If he manages to pull through he is probably gonna start a narrative where everyone deserves a second chance and everyone who brings up his past behaviour is just a bully who is not letting him grow or a desparate hater and "he apologized to everyone involved so what else do these people want from him :(".

hbomberguy and Todd In The Shadows' videos were amazing, but the world moves on and people have a tendency to forget. That's who he is trying to fool.

#like despite everything that happened in the beauty community shane dawson and jeffree star still make a living #someone who made a living fooling vulnerable people can do it too #james somerton #like he was absolutely horrible to jessie gender and now she is the only person she actually openly apologizes to #but he is NOT apologizing to the author of love simon. i wonder why.

[yukiire]

wow hot damn who is this guy huh ?

i sure don't know him at all

why he look like that???

#obey me #obey me fanart #obey me shall we date #riddle doodle #obey me satan #the absolute rare times that i didnt draw mammon dfdsfsdfdsf hiiiii april foolsss #just finished starrail story and it was aprils fools so like #honkai star rail #aventurine #listen i know his index finger a lil long bear with me i doodled while i work with limited time #also mammon is much more aventurine fashion style in gambli and so on but satan hair design wise is so close to aven

[creatureofsunandsky]

Fool's Fate, Robin Hobb

The Song of Achilles, Madeline Miller

#rote #the song of achilles #tsoa #robin hobb #these are basically the same story #realm of the elderlings #fitzloved #fool's fate #fitzchivalry farseer #robin hobb DNI #why do i wreck myself like this reading these books #robin hobb ur a liar they're absolutely gay and in love i hate u #song of achilles #achilles and patroclus #fitz and the fool #parallels

[bruciemilf]

No one look at me this is giving me so many sugar baby Bruce and DA Harvey vibes

#like im sorry but. the thought of bruharvey being both so opebly critical and supportive of eachother makes me giggle #like yeah bruce will call harvey an idiot for even thinking he could take bella on in an election #and harvey has absolutely no sympathy when bruce gets his ass beat on patrol because Batman Doesn't Get Sick #but at the end of the day 'my husband isn't allowed to be a fool without me cause i didnt marry a fool' is very elevated energy #bruce wayne #battinson #harvey dent #bruharvey #bruce x harvey #text

[brother-emperors]

Plutarch, Crassus 7 (trans. Rex Warner)

caesar's in his mid 20s here, crassus is in his late 30s. early 40s. I did the math for their ages two days ago and didn't. uh. bother to write it down on account of being Very Tired. it's a 15 year age difference because their respective birth dates are easy numbers to remember, but if I have to add in another math step related to specific years events happened, I'm going to walk into a forest.

anyway! this comic was a certifiable creative nightmare on account of it was originally. going to be something goofy, it was supposed to end with crassus going (don draper voice) I don't think about you at all. but every time I tried to start over to get that ending, it would veer back into this territory. so after a full week of wrestling with it, I finally let the dramatics win. and you know what, having it cut off mid sentence is fun, actually!! might do it again sometime tbh

OH and that panel of crassus pouring caesar a drink is a callback to the first time I made a comic focusing on them

#like even with this there were originally four more pages to the plan #l like the way it ends mid sentence tho. so it's staying this way #i'll draw them fucking some other time #god wasn't that the original plan when i said i was only going to be into crassus for a week. i was an absolute fool #gaius julius caesar #marcus licinius crassus #tris homines #komiks tag #drawing tag #roman republic tag

[cardiacass]

Distance made the heart grow fonder

#one piece #trafalgardwaterlaw #trafalgar law #one piece fanart #heart pirates #one piece penguin #one piece sachi #one piece bepo #i love non physically affectionate law but just humour me #he becomes fking clingy aft the alliance aft realizing what an absolute fool the other crews make him feel like

[coffee-at-annies]

Okay last thing for tonight. I made a meme to encapsulate how I feel about winning against the undefeated avs after a three game losing streak

#pens lb #anne watches hockey #memes #sis was comparing pens to the pirates who only show up to ruin a cy young pitchers era or to make an absolute fool of the other team #and I was like yeah you right #that is the shitsburgh way

[uncanny-tranny]

Passing as a trans man is a nuanced and complex topic, but one thing I have been noticing as somebody who is a cis-passing (white) trans man is the way I'm treated when there is conflict.

I've noticed that in conflict, people are almost meek around me, willing for me to try working with them up until a woman is involved. When a woman (or, really, anybody who the other party assumes is one) is part of the conflict, they direct all their anger and rage to them. It's fucking insane the way a woman is treated when there is conflict, even if it isn't her fucking fault. These people are fundamental cowards for seeing my manhood as the only reason they can't be openly hostile to me, but it reveals a lot about how a misogynist thinks on an almost primal level.

I'm watching the women and people around me I care about being torn apart by people, and that's unacceptable. I can't sit around to watch it, and I don't want to do that. I need other people to perhaps read this and remember to not stand by if there is something that you can tangibly do to help, even if it's to lend a listening ear or let the person vent.

#feminism #misogyny #misogyny tw #before writing this i was worried about my blood pressure because i'm fucking angry #i hate the way cowards will look at me and see a man and be scared of me until they see a woman they feel strong enough to abuse #and i have faced my own experiences with misogyny and abuse now that i have transitioned and am recognized as male... #...like i had NEVER been catcalled until i medically transitioned. and now that i'm much more male i have been catcalled MULTIPLE times... #...which is why this topic is nuanced and complex and i hate this idea that we can bulldoze it down flat to 'make it make sense' #i want to always believe in people but i'm not a fool. i am not willing to stand around and just pretend like this shit doesn't happen #i WATCH this shit happen. i WITNESS it and HEAR it and i try to find some way to help the woman and/or person in question #and i know there's this aspect of white privilege in this where my white manhood is seen as a lesser threat #i can absolutely imaging a Black or otherwise MoC trans person not being given this level of grace from the get-go #i'm angry right now and i hope that my words are making sense. i want to address as much as possible but i'm sure you understand

[ohmanareyoucereal69]

#boygenius #boygenuis #julien baker #phoebe bridgers #lucy dacus #I’m trying to be cool about it feeling like an absolute fool about it #poetic #lesbian girlblog #lesbian #wlw #girlblog aesthetic #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #this is a girlblog #just girly things #girlblogging #this is what makes us girls #tumblr girls #girlhood #cool about it #the parting glass #the record #the rest #emily i’m sorry #$20 #true blue #not strong enough #without you without them #revolution 0 #ohmanareyoucereal69 #Jesus baker

[dishonored-pendletwin]

Friends and I started playing a Cyberpunk themed ttrpg. This is Roslyn, her highest stat is Shooting and her biggest flaw is Impulsive

We’ve come to describe her as John Wick but with the personality and impulsivity of a child :] She’s a lot of fun to play

Art by: @inspiderwiht

#so far in combat there hasn’t been a single turn where I don’t kill someone :] #oc: Roslyn Palmer #don’t let the name fool you she is NOT related to Panam I deadass just forgot that was her name #I just hit random and picked a name lol #cyberpunk #in 2077 I didn’t like this outfit on my V but LOVED it in general so I absolutely jumped on the chance to use it now :] #pendletwins oc