#let's all agree on this

[kingkatsuki]

Imagine Dynamight going to a school to be interviewed by the little children there, sitting down in one of the chairs in their classroom that is far too small for his hulking form but he sits down in it without complaint as the kids sit down in front of him with crossed legs.

And he loves it, because they have no filter— just like him, and they end up asking him the most blunt questions without hesitation. And some of the questions he’d never usually answer if they were coming from broadcasters or reporters, but he can’t lie to these kids so he keeps responding openly and honestly.

Even when one of the little girls asks “Mister Dynamight, do you have a girlfriend?”

It’s a rumour that’s been circulating for months as the media try to work out who the mysterious woman is in his life (if there even is one!) and it’s confirmed immediately when Bakugou answers with a, “Yeah, I do.”

And as his PR manager is having a meltdown in the corner, Bakugou’s grin is wide when the little boys in the room sound out a simultaneous chorus of “ewwwwwww”

#and he answers more questions about you when they ask #it’s like a world exclusive #and he agrees to show them all a pic of you if they promise to keep it secret🥺 #it’s adorable really #and they’re trying to pick his gauntlets up #and he lets them try on his sparks #sigh #soft bakugou #I was thinking about that stormzy interview #when the little kid asks why he doesn’t like wastemen🥺😭 when they keep our streets clean #I can’t 💕

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

The Boy and the Heron How Do You Live? (2023) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

#my real thoughts on the film are still Cooking but i felt compelled to make this. #also i might fuck around and retag my posts about it with the original title after all bc let's face it: it's just better #the boy and the heron #how do you live? #studio ghibli #hayao miyazaki #my edits #highly recommend david ehrlich's review. i don't always agree w/his critiques but he Gets miyazaki in a way that many other critics don't

[ash-and-starlight]

netflix u Have to be joking

#id in alt text #my vibes rn [picture of a mummified taxonomy rat that has been done by someone who never saw a rat in their life) #this is supposed to be. positive??????? #i just. are we seeing the same thing????? we all agree that momo is fucking ugly???? #anyway let’s pray this is the last time i speak abt the live action im going back to pretending i don’t see it #send post

[bruciemilf]

"Oh har har Gotham is terrible to Joker and that's why he acts the way he does," Gotham worships a hot topic furry with the mental stability of a soggy cracker and thinks a 10 year old vigilante is perfectly normal

#like im.sorry but what the fuck possesses dc writers to depict joker as a biproduct of an intolerant community #that he constantly harms and abuses and generally worsens by just standing there #am i supposed to feel sorry for that bitch? i dont #me personally i think it'd be hilarious if they refused to indulge his pariah complex #collectively they all agree to stop reacting to his antics. oh you're gonna blow up the bank?? haha you prankster #you're gonna kidnap someone and hold them hostage? here let me help you! want me to call batman for you? #hey jokie did you see the game! had a nice weekend? like literally fuck this man lmao #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #text #text post

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #bonus comic #The most resounding conclusion the community came to agree on is thar Xie Lian is bad at cooking on purpose #and is stubborn to the point of refusing to let go of this feature (not a bug) of himself. #though if you practice being bad at something on purpose you do just…get bad. #Poor lan wangji probably had to watch him do horrendous food crimes in the kitchen. #crushing eggs in his fists and throwing it into the bowl or pan (shell and all). #Burning water. Throwing in ingredients based on the roll of a dice. Putting in leaves and cool rocks he found. #He is living his best life mind you. And I think as long as he is happy then let him make his potions. #This is *his* version of art therapy. It just shouldnt be fed to anyone. #lwj would probably try to make it more theraputic after realizing that the bad cooking skills were on purpose. But even then XL is a rock. #he will not do anything he does not want to. Including processing feelings. #Don't idealize that btw. You will do yourself no favours by ignoring hard emotions. Love and peace everypony; Its a hard world out there. #Hua Cheng and wwx hung out during all of this and have since become hunting buddies. #Sometimes its birds sometimes it's each other. For sport.

[zorosdimples]

puppy boys with fat cocks

#u agree ! #they’re just so eager to please and their tip leaks at the slightest affection and god forbid you let go of the leash #because they’re all over you. shoving their thick cock inside moaning and whining a mess. #saying ‘sorry sorry sorry sorry ahhhhh feels so good god it’s so fucking good ah sorry sorry sorruyyuuu’ #yuuji <3 #gorou <3 #beel <3 #<- you are soooo correct lia

[crescentfool]

orpheus and thanatos 💚

#persona 3 #ryomina #ryoji mochizuki #minato arisato #makoto yuki #lizzy does art #HIII EVERYONE :3 happy halloween.... (has been working on this for four weeks off and on) #i've always yearned to see art of ryoji and minato based on thanatos and orpheus!!! #i know that ryoji can be likened to being the eurydice figure which i agree with but I HAVE BEEN THINKING SO HARD ABT THEM LIKE THIS OK. #it was nice to give drawing something more ambitious (for my standards) an earnest try again! i love working with lineless and lighting #and working on this has inspired me to HOPEFULLY start doing some studies of sorts! i want to learn so many things... #all so that i can make ryomina as epic as possible... #also LET ME TELL YOU that thanatos coffins are making me realize i seriously need to do drawabox or something. #trying to put them in perspective is hard... but im pretty happy with what i made!!! #also can i just say i love how shapely orpheus is?? i love orpheus joints etc etc its so nice. very fresh #sighs longingly. i love them very much they make me want to do better at things. i hope everyone has a wonderful week ahead! 💙 #very excited to see what people do for ryomina week (<- they haven't made anything 4 it yet bc Busy... but i'll submit smthn late maybe)

[armoralor]

WolfWren featuring real comments from the fandom. It's okay to have different opinions on fiction, but maybe let's all remember there are actual real life people having to read this shit daily

#sabine wren #shin hati #ahsoka #star wars #wolfwren #this is why i am so fucking tired of the “both sides are annoying!!!!” talking point #some people are straight up fucking bigots and you let them get away with too much by saying: #“oh all shippers are the same and you're all annoying” #yes we're all annoying 100% agreed #but some are ALSO fucking homophobic + biphobic + lesbophobic + transphobic #mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe lets not say “everyone be nice :((((” and act like EVERYONE is the same #because it's fucking not #star wars wlw #tw homophobia #tw queerphobia #tw lesbophobia #sapphic star wars #star wars lesbians #mine #my edits

[stinkrascal]

i love to be bisexual...... i love making all my ocs bisexual....... i love that all my fav characters are vocally bisexual....... bisexuality rocks :)

#playersexual is a cringe term i agree #the fact that all the bg companions are vocally bisexual is so comforting for me... like not just playersexual but OUTSPOKEN bi #it's so heartwarming. i love my community i love u bi ppl <3 #plz don't let weirdos online ruin your fun. 1 billion points bisexual beam damage! 🔫

[skyefeys]

my friends know a little about herlock sholmes from watching me play dgs every now and then, so i decided to play a game of "real or fake herlock quote" with them, in which i gave them either a real herlock quote, or one i made up. they got very mad at me because i tricked them a lot. so here are some of my fake herlock quotes, for your viewing pleasure.

* Ah, Mr. Naruhodo, perfect timing! I seem to have misplaced several cadavers!

* Something strange is afoot…no, not quite afoot. Perhaps ahand? Aleg?

* As a great detective, I know all the pitfalls of common criminals. So when I decide to commit a crime, no man will be able to pin me down.

* Life is nothing but a long road. And I am the road. Constantly trampled upon by the hooves of those foul beasts known as horses.

* Ah, but my logic isn’t wrong! It’s reality that’s incorrect!

#please know i read all of these to them in full herlock voice. i love doing his voice. #they all immediately agreed the last one was real and SCREAMED when i said i wrote it #i love having friends that let me torture them via infodump #the great ace attorney chronicles #the great ace attorney #tgaa #tgaac #dgs #herlock sholmes

[its-not-a-pen]

Inspired by: The Father, The Son, and the Unholy Ghost

by @loveoaths Din/Luke Au. There's this really funny moment when Anakin's ghost shows up to threaten Din Djarin and I thought it would be even funnier if Luke also woke up.

#the helmet stays ON #the clone wars #star wars #sw #tcw #the mandalorian #din djarin #luke skywalker #anakin skywalker #dinluke #Anakin: MANDALORIAN SCUM. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS FOR MY SON--stop. stop stabbing me. can you let me finish-- #i love how we've all agreed that anakin would have 2 reactions to luke dating: #1. IM GOING TO BE A GRANDAD!!! #2. NO ONE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY PRECIOUS SONBOY I MUST PROTECT HIS VIRTUE

[3twindragons]

Winteriron/ if they met during the first iron man movie.

#bucky barnes #the winter soldier #tony stark #iron man #ironwinter #marvel fanart #fan art #iron man movies #tonybucky #concept: they are in the desert. there's fire on the background. and a helicopter is looking for tony. that's were all this light is from #i dedicate this to every fic were they meet during the events of the first iron man movie #my favorite thing was when in discord someone saw the wip and went :“yinsen in the afterlife: so i was helping him design his wedding suit” #lol 😂 #let's agree however that yinsen survived this one ! who's with me ? #My art 3td

[carrie-tate]

I just had a strong need to draw these two

#Let's all agree that Jason's smile is precious #art #pjo #hoo #piper mclean #jason grace #tickle art

[thegreenthepeacetheorange]

It is telling that when Katniss is supposedly trying to be distant from Peeta in the first half of CF, there are two specific instances where she notes she’s in a state where her inhibitions are lowered and she worries about things she might say or do around Peeta. First, is under the influence of sleep syrup when she hurts herself and the second is after she gets drunk with Haymitch when the QQ is announced.

“A side effect of sleep syrup is that it makes people less inhibited, like white liquor, and I know I have to control my tongue. But I don’t want him to go.”

“My head’s spinning from the drink, and I’m so wiped out, who knows what he could get me to agree to?”

These aren’t instances that tell us that Peeta is a danger to her in some way while she’s in these states - because there’s absolutely no world in which Peeta takes advantage of her like that. But it reveals to us a lot about where she herself is in regards to Peeta. For all her talk of choosing Gale and the rebellion, she knows she’s harbouring feelings for Peeta, feelings she can’t even fully say to us the readers. She knows that with her inhibitions lowered around him, she’s emotionally vulnerable to him. She knows she has to restrict herself from saying/doing certain things, or even seeing him altogether because seeing him in that state? She’s a goner.

It’s that whole notion of “drunken words are sober thoughts.” In the first encounter, she’s the most physically affectionate and essentially needy (!) with him that she’s been since the victory tour and since her conflict over the rebellion/Gale’s whipping. All the restraint she’s been trying to have, the flimsy wall she’s tried to build comes crumbling down. She asks him to stay repeatedly, she holds his hand to her face and takes in his scent. And that’s her while she’s trying to be in control. So it’s a good thing she doesn’t at all go to see him the second time because she’s fully drunk then. And considering that when they meet the next morning, she’s disappointed that he’s not comforting her with hugs and kisses, I can imagine how a meet up between those two that fateful night would’ve been.

#Katniss the unreliable narrator strikes again #she lets us know so much even when she’s hiding #everlark #katniss and peeta #peeta x katniss #katniss x peeta #peeta mellark #katniss everdeen #the hunger games #thg #I think she would’ve been an absolute mess if she had seen him that night #she would’ve tried to comfort him how she wanted to be comforted and Peeta would’ve had to put his hands up because he can’t do all that #Not when she’s drunk #Katniss making me laugh again because what exactly could Peeta have gotten her to agree to #bffr Katniss

[desceros]

me: [looks at calendar, gets a wicked idea, looks into the camera] happy springtime, turtle fam! who's ready to celebrate the season?

...mating season, that is. hehe. [dodges the tomatoes]

so! i had the idea that it would be super fun to have a community-wide event where we all have a prompt and then everyone fills it in their own way.

...i then decided all the prompts i came up with were too good not to use, but also none of them were Good Enough to use exclusively, so i changed my mind and the prompt is now just MATING SEASON. with a few suggestions at the bottom of this post if you're looking for some.

since spring is coming upon us, i hereby invite everyone to join in the vernal festivities... which in turtle parlance, of course, means only one thing: write, draw, whatever your version of "mating season", then join me on march 1 to post it with the tag #TMNTSpringShellebration. we then shall browse the fine selection of our mutual artistic efforts, and basically just have a good time as a community.

here are the prompts i came up with as starters-slash-things-to-include if you're looking for a place to get started. feel free to use these at will, or use them to come up with something of your own:

“Please don’t make me explain this. It’s humiliating as is.”

Oops, Looks Like Mating Season Came A Week Early This Year

“…In all of my mating seasons, this has never happened before.”

“I told you not to come by! It’s mating season!”

Probably should have expected it to be different now that he’s not going through it alone.

Because of Shenanigans, you have to wait. Wait… Wait… ok now.

They’re not the right person for mating season… but they’re the one who’s here, so…

“Show me where it hurts."

so yeah! see you all on march 1 for the, uh, spring shellebration. party popper emoji

questions i imagine will be popping up and i hope will clear up here before my askbox swells beyond capacity under the cut to keep this post from being Way Too Long. also it's really not that serious it's just an excuse to write slash draw for everyone Please Don't Take This Thing Too Seriously It's Not That Serious:

"can i participate?" yes! it's literally just an invitation to do something. nothing fancier than that. no need to be following me or in my friend group or whatever.

"can i write (insert fic idea here)?" yep! so long as it's related to the idea of mating seasons, it flies. reader insert? hell yea. oc? hell yeah. solo turtle and his favorite pillow? go for it.

"can i draw (insert art idea here)?" yep! uh. i know tumblr has the cops watching for sin bin material, but you art people know how to deal with that. and if you don't, uh, ask the other art people. im just a feral cat in a trench coat

"how do i participate?" write/draw/collect songs for/whatever. then, on march 1, post it and tag it #TMNTSpringShellebration. also, for funsies, keep it hush hush what you're working on so we can all be super shocked when the day comes! except, y'know, that you're planning on joining in. totally do that.

"when do i post it?" march 1. whenever on that day. waves hands around in a vague gesture at time zones not mattering. seriously don't take this so seriously it's just me wanting to create cool shit with my friends with a little more structure to it

"does it have to be horny?" i mean. it's an event about mating season. so by definition it's going to be at least a little horny. but however you interpret it is cool. even if it's just. idk. leo sitting sweatily in a chair looking longingly at a glass of water bc he's thirstier than usual. be smart about things, people. i'm not your dad.

"which tmnt verse is this for?" whichever one you want it to be for!! rise! bayverse! 2007! your fan iteration! your friend's fan iteration! your mortal enemy's fan iteration! yes!

"will you be reblogging everything?" absolutely not, but this isn't an event About Me. i am incidental to the thing. it's about Us. coming together as a community. for horny turtles. puts my hands on your shoulders. do it for you. for your friends. for the community.

#text tag #feel free to reblog this around. it started out as a thing for turtle fam but we all agreed that it would be fun for The Community #anyway yeehaw let's spend all of february thinking about what to do and then the night of feb 29 doing it RAH #tmntspringshellebration

[gunsatthaphan]

🤏🏻🥹🫶🏻

#first kanaphan #gmmtv #nooooooo look at him!! 😩 #the floof babygirl agenda is going HARD today #and im not complaining #look at my boy hes soo 😭😭😭 #can I have him pls #there was a part where first said he thinks his outfit is cute today and khao said he agreed to be nong first today #which made me clench my chest but I couldnt find a good clip of it to gif 😩😩😩😩 #but anyway yeah they never let me live for one second #fcking hell #crying in a corner from all this adorableness lately #WHERE IS THAT ROMCOM ISTG #GIVE IT TO THEM YOU COWARDS THEYRE LITERALLY BEGGING FOR IT ATP #and so are we