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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months

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Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #cangse sanren #wei changze #jiang fengmian #It was important to me that WCZ had the hereditary mole. I will die on this hill.#I have been *waiting* for the day to finally arrive when I could finally make this comic. It's been marinating for months.#My mission is to redraw all of qour's character designs one day. They are just *that* good.#CSSR has the vibes of a wandering menace who shows up in towns like a stray cat arriving at a new doorstep for treats. 10/10.#While YZY strongly leads us to believe that JFM was in love with CSSR and that's his whole motivation behind taking wwx in-#-I do think this is (once again) rumour being presented as reality. It's the juicer story to tell after all.#It is still possible that he did love her! But I think that story undercuts the relationship he also had with WCZ.#Yall ever think about how JC and WWX parallel their fathers? How Wei Changze also left the Jiang Leader's side? I do.#Unlike JC though It is far more hilarious and plausible to imagine JFM begging to be CSSR and WCZ's third. You know he would.#My wild headcanon is that JFM and YZY are in a mlm and wlw arranged marriage situation. Deeply unhappy as partners. Better as friends.#they care for each other and I'll admit that there is a beautiful tragedy in them having romantic feelings for each other the whole time.#But I am also here for the gaffs. Let them be unfulfilled homosexuals together.#Meanwhile cssr and wcz are having incredible hetrosexual sex in a bisexual way that WILL leave him pregnant by the end of it.

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egophiliac · 2 months

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CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(these will be relevant in a moment)#this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF.#anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story #and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING #crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED #crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED #(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes)#DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want #but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn.#revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it #and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially #it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it #(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE)#and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color...#unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing.#lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER #crowley's secret is safe for another day #(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way)#(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things)#man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time #wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...

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theminecraftbee · 2 years

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ok so for the egg disaster:

bdubs is the only hermit I know of who wasn’t super excited by the eggs right away, since his uses his old non-big eye skin. So now I’m imagining him being extremely creeped out by a mini version of himself with the wrong face and trying to pawn it off on someone else

"HEY! JEVIN! YOU! YOUR EGGS! THEY'RE DEFECTIVE!"

Bdubs marches towards Jevin. On his shoulder, a Bdubs stares menacingly. Throughout the rest of his cloak, several other mini hermits are clinging. They are also staring menacingly. Jevin's not sure what to make of it, but probably nothing good.

"Uh, hi," Jevin says.

"These weren't supposed to hatch! They were supposed to stay hidden! I want a refund!"

"Right. They were fake eggs. They shouldn't have hatched," Jevin says.

"Well they don't look fake to me!"

"Yes, that is the problem," Jevin says.

"Oh hey, you know stuff about builder's magic," Cleo says, and Jevin winces. Oh, please don't let it be... "You know how some of the other hermits can get about eggs, right? If they all started to treat them like they were real enough..."

"Well, that might be enough," Bdubs says. "You know how it is with that story stuff. It's all in how you sell it. Or sometimes, how other people buy it."

"I didn't want to sell it," Jevin despairs. "Believe it or not, I was not trying to tell the universe a story where we ended up swarmed by very small creatures, and all of my friends went insane."

"Well, you've done an awfully good job telling it!" Bdubs says crossly. "Why'd you have to go and make eggs, huh?"

"I didn't know people would get like that about them!"

"Why? Aren't you a mob?"

"Slimes reproduce asexually! I had no way to know!"

Bdubs is oddly quiet for a moment.

"Oh, that's very brave of you! I'm proud," Bdubs says, and Cleo cackles behind them, wheezing so hard it sounds like she's crying. "Hey! We shouldn't make fun of him! That was a very big thing for him to say!"

"I am so confused," Jevin admits.

"W- wrong definition, B- B- wheeze," Cleo stammers out before laughing harder.

"She's crazy," Bdubs says. "Anyway, you totally accidentally made the eggs believable enough to the other hermits that they became real. Sorry!"

"How on earth am I supposed to fix that?" Jevin despairs as Cleo only laughs harder behind him. He's going to stab her in a moment here.

"I don't know! I still deserve a refund, though," Bdubs says.

As one, the miniature hermits in Bdubs's cloak begin chanting: "Refund. Refund. Refund. Refund."

Jevin swallows. "Right. I'll get right on that. I don't have my diamonds on me, so - Cleo stop laughing - we've got to get going. We'll see you later?"

"Sure. AND I WANT MY DIAMOND BLOCK."

Jevin drags Cleo away, trying not to panic at the confirmation that he'd lost control. The problem, he thinks, with a story out of his control, is this: it's in the hands of everyone who keeps adding to it.

And they're hardly going to make it more normal, now are they?

#answered #the-emblematic #prompt ficlets #jevin's egg disaster #welcome aboard bdubs who does not have baby fever!#...welcome aboard some idea of what's going on!#oh dear.#fun fact about one of my hermitcraft headcanons: so if you tell a convincing enough story it becomes reality #unfortunately for jevin he has just learned it is possible to do this on /accident/#things are only gonna get More!#...also i've been SITTING on that joke let me tell you

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purplehoodie09 · 11 months

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AU where foxybro puts the collective group braincell together in his brain for a second there and realizes fredbear doesn't actually have any safety mechanism whatsoever and maybe they shouldnt put the kids head in the chomp chomp crusher 3000

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successeurdiamant · 1 year

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diamant is 100% the type of husband to praise you for anything and everything to make sure you know how amazing you are in his eyes

he might be better at combat, fishing, etc. but that won't stop him from genuinely feeling excited whenever you do well, and he can't help but shower praise on you because you're just so breathtaking to him (he's a little more reserved in front of the others but he will still make sure you know how impressed he is by you!)

even if you messed up, he would look at you with his kind and gentle gaze and ruffle your hair, and he'd tell you how awe-inspiring you are to him

and if you asked him for help, he'd definitely help you out by holding you and guiding your hands in his

#diamant #diamant fire emblem #fe engage headcanon #keep telling me how impressed you are diamant i might just melt #i just know he loves to shower praise on his beloved #i bet diamant would hold you from behind when fishing if you kept letting them get away #even if you were just trying to get a bigger fish for bond fragments #diamant x reader #fluff #dialear #fe diamant #diamant definitely has a praise kink i mean it's in his ally notebook that he openly praises his soldiers so #real story in the tags

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staggersz · 7 months

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Headcanon: Vance is the most open about not treating Bruce like an untouchable god. The general public get mad at him for “being mean” to Bruce and fully expect Bruce himself to avoid Vance as a result. However, to the surprise of everyone (Vance especially), Bruce actually latches onto Vance more because he’s genuinely thrilled about being treated like a human being rather than arm candy or being worshipped for breathing the same air as everyone else

I mostly agree with this, but like, I believe Vance would be a bit distant at first, or would dislike Bruce at first because of how different he was compared to Vance.

Their trope is 100% “Fell first x Fell harder” Bruce fell first, but Vance sure as hell fell harder once he realized he liked Bruce.

Vance just doesn’t like Bruce’s friends or the people that go googoo eyed over Bruce, to be honest, even though Bruce doesn’t mind *that* much.

Bruce just likes Vance for who he is. :)

#tbp fandom #tbp #the black phone #let me have fun making headcanons #this is for my story #cigaw #can i get a witness?#bruce yamada #vance hopper #why he picks vance i couldnt tell you he’s whipped #brance #tbp vance #tbp bruce #tbp brance

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timebranded · 26 days

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((Have I ever mentioned (on this blog) that the eyepatch Aevus is seen wearing is not for show? That being he actually did lose his eye a long time ago (and his future vision with it)?

What if I told you that this happened during Rei's skirmish with a certain merchant...))

#Aevus;#let me tell you a story (headcanon)#((I think I mentioned it on his sideblog but I don't think I've mentioned it here))#((in other words I've been hearing Kill Bill sirens since the MOMENT I heard V.olo was coming to Masters))

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bravewolfvesperia · 3 months

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🌙 Transgressor Yuri moodboard. 🌙

#{ muse info + headcanons }#/ i think abt him. a lot. so if any of u have a crestoria verse. please. write with me.#let him free. release him into the world.#i am also keeping the lower quarter in this verse generally speaking hence its place here #aaaand also to be clear on the exact weapon in the bottom left it's his Second Star #versus the implication of getting a blood sin weapon on the right #both placed on the sides of the respective relationships bc Second Star #canonically relates to his relationship with flynn and blood sins can only be acquired through vicious #which is perfect bc i intend for yuri to be working with vicious (and kanata and co) indirectly #it all fell together very nicely n_n #and aside from any threads with any vicious-muns since it's not my place to determine how they write their muse with my muse #(and they can do this with me too if agreed upon!) i do plan to have vicious heavily integrated into yuri's story #will also be chaotic and beautiful bc two emotionally intelligent fuck-alls who are here to cause problems on purpose #while also calling themselves the worst possible things ever while continuing to be awesome stand up ppl #also you can't tell me flynn and vicious don't have this lawful versus lawless thing going on here #you don't even need tug o' war when you have tug o' yuri #believe me if i had enough energy to write a damn fic for this verse for yuri and those two i WOULD #feat aegis. bc. the lawless chaotics require their knightly boyfriends for a double date. lots of double dates #the rest of their fucking LIVES will be double dates and they're going to LIKE it. probably. mostly.#anyway namco threw this perfectly wonderful opportunity away and it's mine now im not giving it back >:/

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dimiclaudeblaigan · 1 year

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platonic relationship things to consider: family/found family.

ready go.

#DCB Comments #bc like I love my OTPs yes yes I do but I also love familial relationships #in fact I've always loved the idea of Dimi and Felix bring like adoptive brothers kinda #bc Lambert and Rodrigue were Extra Close and then it could make them a lil family #but then you get to add Glenn and Ingrid in if you do that #and since Roddy and Lamby were close friends with Matthias then you stick him in #and that sticks in Sylvain and Miklan too #and oh look you have a whole family of people both with some romance in there and some platonic love #bc listen I stick my platonic Sylvain and Dimi friendship in a LOT of my dmcl fics #basically Dimi and Claude are all uwu in luvvies cuddle cuddle smoochies #but Sylvain is also like the local Dimi caretaker and if Dimi needs anything he'll be like nyoom right over #to me Sylvain and Dimi have one of the best and strongest platonic relationships in the whole game #so I love sticking it into my ship fics bc Dimi doesn't just have his romance going for him #but also his love for Sylvain and Sylvain's love for him as best friends #like sure Claude would never let anything happen to Dimi but that doesn't mean Sylvain would do anything less for Dimi #I basically have this headcanon that when Felix and Dimi grew apart as they got older that Sylvain became Dimi's best friend over time #mainly based on the facts within the games that we get between Sylvain and Dimi's interactions #but also I love Rodrigue and Dimi's relationship too! I LOVE the way they see each other as father and son #I LOVE when Rodrigue tells Dimi stories about Lambert and talks to him like a father who is proud to tell his kid some stories #and I love the idea of Sylvain and Miklan making up and just... awkwardly trying to be brothers again in AG/GW #or even AUs for Houses where Miklan survives and Sylvain tries to fix things bc he sees how much like say #Felix loves/loved his own older brother and Sylvain is sad with all these ppl around him with siblings who are close #and Sylvain is like man I want that too :/ and he wonders if he appeals hard enough to Miklan that Miklan will kinda open his eyes?#and maybe even grow out of his hatred for his situation bc depending on how Sylvain acts around him #Miklan might start to realize his hatred is misplaced and he was the one in the wrong and maybe even feel a bit bad about it #if Sylvain took the first steps I think Miklan could follow even if it's rocky and difficult at first #platonic relationships are GOOD and even for me irl I value my best friend more than having a romance in my life #I don't date and I was never the type to do so bc I don't pursue nor care about romance #I love my ships in fiction but irl forget it. I don't need nor want romance. I'm a hopeless romantic for fiction only lol #but I loooOOOOVE my family stuff and distant families becoming closer

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animationismycomfort · 1 year

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how they feel towards kids❤️💙💚💜

⚠️OLD HEADCANONS

MIGHT BE CHANGED⚠️

tord: doesn’t hate them thinks they can be cute but definitely doesn’t want any

Tom: he loves kids he finds them adorable and he does want them he just can’t have them and he knows that so he doesn’t dwell on it too much

edd: hates them would be the type to fight a kid in the park has almost kicked a toddler because and I quote “it looked at me weird”…….yea don’t leave him alone with kids

Matt: doesn’t care about them finds them gross thinks they’re a bit too needy doesn’t want them

#eddsworld #headcanons #my headcanons🩵#now I’m laughing at the thought of edd being like “square up b-tch“ TO A F-CKING SIX YEAR OLD LMAAAO💀#edd almost kicks the sh-t out of a toddler is grEAT OMG💀#I told y’all I’d be back with good ones #if you try and tell me edd likes kids I will personally fight you🤺#jk #unless…#nah #Tom is a sucker for kids can’t convince me otherwise #your lying if you try to #my stuffy stuff #if y’all wanna hear stories about edd vs kids let me know I will gladly tell #I WILL ALSO TAG IT EDD VS KIDS FIGHT ME #edd vs kids #if you wanna hear just interactions they’ve had with kids let me know I will tell

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frozenambiguity · 10 months

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captivemuses asked:

!!! write a chaeya headcanon

During their Snezhnayan lessons, one of Kaeya's first requests was to learn how to write Ajax's name in the Snezhnayan alphabet. Not Childe. Not Tartaglia. Ajax. The reasoning is simple — He wished to become as familiar as he could possibly be with Ajax's country, language, and culture.

Communication has always been an important factor for Kaeya and becoming proficient in Snezhnayan slowly became one of his life objectives. One that he was focused on achieving no matter what. Not only because he was in a relationship with someone from Snezhnaya ( and thus learning the language was one of the many ways for him to show his adoration for the soldier ) but also because he had always been an inherently curious individual, who longed for knowledge and appreciated learning more about the world, its people, its languages and its cultures.

Changing correspondence was an inevitable practice for Kaeya and Ajax. As one would expect, given how frequently they both were forced to part ways and for such long periods of time at that. Thus, another reason why Kaeya wanted to learn how to write Ajax's name was so that he could implement it in their letters. Though he has other purposes for such knowledge too — such as writing the name absentmindedly on parchment as he suddenly finds himself missing his ginger. Which, it is safe to say, happens rather often.

Ajax would probably tease him for it, but, during his free time, the captain has been paying more visits to the Headquarters' library. Much to Lisa's contentment, of course. In fact, he has been filling a lot of requests for materials concerning Snezhnaya. Dictionaries, history books, cuisine books, reports that further depict and elaborate on the newest technological advances within the true land of cold... Kaeya Alberich is hoping to get his hands on anything and everything you can think about.

If asked why he is so interested in knowing everything that there is to know about the nation, Kaeya will simply give one of his many trademark smiles and say «Why, to study the enemy and to gain tools to spy on them, of course.~ You can't be caught by surprise if you are always ten steps ahead». And people will nod in agreement because he speaks the truth.

#【 let me tell you a story | thoughts to be shared. 】#captivemuses #{{ it's a buy 1 get 10 kind of deal. only it is headcanons we're talking about ghhjghjg }}#{{ kaeya does like reading in his free time; so i suppose he changed the novels for anything and everything snehznaya related www }}#【 captivemuses | ajax 】

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redstarfish-art · 11 months

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You know...the more I draw the Robins, the more I’m convinced that the mask does absolutely nothing to hide their identities.