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magioftheseas · 1 month
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Probably the best fucking au idea for svsss I'll ever have and will never write because I'm a loser: "Platonic" cumplane marriage of convenience that is completely sexless but that's fine because both men think they're straight and don't want to fuck each other. They still end up with Binghe and Mobei-jun respectively.
Binghe was actually so fucking ready to steal a married man and had a fully detailed and convoluted homewrecker scheme and he is...kinda disappointed that SY is so efficient and amicable (or as amicable as he can be) in just divorcing SQH (who doesn't even really try to keep him from leaving) and getting with Binghe instead. But he's not going to complain TOO much...
As for Mobei-jun, he just demanded SQH marry him because SQH was KINDA bummed about losing the tax benefits and SQH was too intimidated to do anything but say yes.
Would've included this exchange:
SY: I'm...in love... SQH: Well our marriage is only for show so I don't ca-- SY: With a man. SQH: YOU'RE GAY?! SY: If it's not gay to be married to a man, then how can it be gay to be in love with one?!
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Price who knew Simon before Roba. Who thought he was a good kid, disciplined solider and got along well with him.
Price who then found out about what happened and decided to check up on Simon when he was cleared to come back.
Price who thought Ghost’s aversion to food was a trauma response. Who thought him staying up all night was because of nightmares and joked that he needed to stop covering himself up when he went outside because, “you’re as pale as a ghost.”
Price who noticed Ghost’s irises were red, not brown, but always thought it was the trick of the light or the fact that his eye color was always dark.
Price who noticed his strange speed and strength. Who began to get a little concerned when Ghost started getting aggressive, how he always blamed it on him being “hungry”.
Eventually one night, after noticing how strange Ghost was acting, he went to confront him only to see Ghost eating what he assumed was a rat.
Price who had to take a moment on whether or not he should call for Ghost’s removal from the military due to psychological distress or to politely ask him what the fuck was going on.
Only for Ghost to look back at him shocked but with hungry eyes that Price could only describe as “not human”.
Ghost who had to explain what exactly happened with Roba and how he’s different, how strange everything’s been, how he can’t go out into the sun without feeling like he has a sunburn or how he sees better in pitch black darkness and how no matter how many times he tries to eat real food he just throws it back up, so he resorted to drinking blood.
Price who had to take a long time to sit with this information before he took action, making sure it was only him who knew about this and making sure Ghost never hurt anyone when he got too “hungry”.
Price who trained him to cope better with daylight and helped him with his new found strength and speed. Who told him the only people who could drink from were enemies and that if that wasn’t an option he’d give his own blood.
Price who now as the leader of the 141 is the only one who knows what Ghost really is and refuses to disclose other information about it to save his lieutenant from other experiments.
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bird-inacage · 5 months
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Only Friends Episode 12 | Sand x Ray: Pool Kiss
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soopy-joopy · 2 months
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love-avenoir · 2 years
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rest in peace eddie munson, you would’ve loved rocky horror picture show.
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hearts4robs · 2 months
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This sounds disgusting but the nickname ‘mama’ is so fucking attractive it’s making me lose my mind
Same with ‘gorgeous’ and ‘luv’ (I don’t want that “loveeee” I want “ey, come on luv’!” kinda shit)
It’s just so BAGAHSJDKANKEOFOD
Like, the way beast boy calls Raven ‘mama’ throughout teen titans is so RATWRMGKGHHIKS
I’m shaking and quivering and foaming at the mouth y’all
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mybrknhrtt · 28 days
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sketchdump of my charming lady <3
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agentcricket-art · 1 year
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drawtectives but make it actually dnd
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badmoonshine · 5 months
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part 1/?
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quinnie-is-cold · 7 months
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Little Swan petting Swad's wings :))
A gift for @coolpup95 >:3
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mal-zoya · 2 years
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The AU where they told Otto, Viserys and Daemon to f*ck off, and lived happily ever after as Queen and her Consort ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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tbyfandoms · 1 year
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DON’T imagine this as freshly married Austin at his wedding reception watching as his WIFE(!) has the time of her life on the dance floor. Austin’s standing there thinking the entire time how lucky he is and how much he loves her <3
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mael-talks-too-much · 1 month
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At the beginning of last season Daniel was all:
RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull, RedBull..
Then someone dragged him from his ear, and told him to shut the fuck up and he started saying shit like "I don't know", "Nobody told me anything", "There are no conversations", yada yada yada...
THEN
At the beginning of this season Daniel was like:
Podiums, we will be in the top 5, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Top 5, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Top 5, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Top 5, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums, Podiums..
And then someone dragged his ass to a dark room in Faenza and told him to shut it and now we get to hear shit like:
"not the Aston Martin fairytale of 2023", "competitive but not at the beginning of the season", "we have work to do", blah blah blah blah blah...
I'm sorry sir but I'm fairly familiar with your games, you fooled me once you won't do it again. I've seen the patterns, I've calculated the data and I've connected the dots:
DANIEL JOSEPH RICCIARDO CHAMPION OF THE WORLD FOR THE 2024 SEASON
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lilislegacy · 18 days
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why do some people just HAVE to disagree with every damn thing you say? like
me: percy jackson is a character
that one mf: actually…☝️
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i am begging Pinterest to stop calling me out in this way... please remove your boot from my throat, i surrender.
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rius-cave · 1 month
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I'd like to imagine that Adam ruins the romantic moments sometimes-
Adam: you know what I really want?
Lucifer: Oh~? well what is it?
Adam: I want you to take out that fucking duck out of that fucking jar.
STOP BRINGING UP THE FUCKING JAR AAAAAAAA
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