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pro tip: learn dozens of languages so that you can curse in front of paparazzi and no one knows what you’re saying
pro pro tip: speak in a dead language to REALLY sell it
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Can somebody stab me so I have an excuse for an extension on this due date?
Apparently collapsing from exhaustion doesn't count as a reason to ask for an extension and falling asleep at your desk cause you've been doing work for 36 hours straight with no breaks constitutes as laziness and a "need to be more proactive."
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batfamlover · 10 months
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If anyone knwos any profiles with batsis stories,daughter of batman stories (something of that sort) on here or like stories from A03 please tell me or like tag me i would be really grateful
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raythekiller · 9 months
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If it's alright could you do JTK, Hoodie, Masky, Toby and Ben + any female creep of your choice with a new vampire recruit? :]
🗒 ❛ Vampire Reader ༉‧₊˚✧
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Featuring: Jeff The Killer, Ben Drowned, Ticci Toby, Masky, Hoodie, Clockwork
#Notes: *vampire lover by lesbian bed death starts playing in the background*
pronouns used: they/them
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꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Jeff The Killer
Lowkey wants you to bite him, not gonna lie. Just to see what happens, y'know? Overall he's a bit curious if those vampire cliches are true. Might have tried to stab in your sleep with a wooden stake or randomly thrown holy water in your face with a sprayer. Also, he calls you "Batsy" and thinks he's being so funny.
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꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Ben Drowned
Will put his fingers in your mouth to see your fangs. Doesn't even ask for permission first, the little shit. Also pretty happy you're not human as well, will want to know what supernatural abilities you have so you two can compare (he says his are cooler but he thinks they're equally impressive).
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꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Ticci Toby
The most curious. Do you sleep in a coffin? Are you allergic to garlic? Do you burn under sunlight? Can you turn others by biting them? Did you get bit yourself?! Overall just very excited, he never thought he'd see a real vampire before so this is very new to him and he wants to know all about it.
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꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Masky
Doesn't treat you any different (by which I mean, still treats you badly just like he does everybody else) but he does steal glances at your neck every now and then, trying to spot any bite marks. Will also glare at your fangs when you're eating something (be it blood or something else). Just doesn't want to admit that he's curious.
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꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Hoodie
Also doesn't treat you any different. At most he'll jokingly tell you to bite him or that you can feed on his blood if you complain about being hungry, but he doesn't actually mean it. Probably the one that shows you around and introduces you to everybody else like "This is Y/N, fresh meat, also they're a vampire" and laughs at everyone's reactions.
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꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Clockwork
Horny. Absolutely wants you to bite her just to see how it feels like. Also wants to touch your fangs, but will ask first unlike a certain ghost boy. When you two get food together, she always makes sure there's no garlic in it even if you've already told her that myth is not true. Same thing with going out, will bring you an umbrella in a sunny day just to make sure.
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random-daisies · 1 year
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harley and ivy adopting danny
- listen when danny relocates to gotham because of whatever (death of his family/friends, getting too much for him, GIW, whatever) and meeting harley and ivy a random alley way after running away from the bats and birds
- when they see this dirty(and very injured) but sassy teen they feel their interest piqued... then after he mentions some outlandish crap about his home town/life when they ask what he’s doing in gotham when he clearly doesn’t belong they just look at each other and sigh... they have been around batsy too long
- they lead this kid with shaking hands and shakier smiles to a safe location so they can talk properly person to person...ish 
- harley puts on her doctors coat and sits with her note pad and pen asking him why he is here and what he is doing in the bad part of gotham (if that even exists) suddenly this black haired blue eyed kid is chuckling sadly mumbling about his sister and how amazing she was (or used to be) 
- this kid who has chilling blue eyes that not even god-like psychiatrist dr harleen quinzel can read and they realize how fucked this poor kid is
- they don’t go to batman or the gcpd they welcome danny with open arms and very soon danny has too semi-functional lesbian mums, a few whack uncles and a very put together but strange cat-lady mum no.3
- also suddenly joker isnt anywhere near harley, pamela’s plants are thriving and always looked after (danny mentioned that ivy was a hero of an old friend), catwomans cats like danny almost as much as selina and eddie cant beat this kid at ANY video games?!?
pls expand on this i am so ready for mumma harley and mumma pammy!!!! 
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drpoisonoaky · 5 months
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A good psychologist is hard to find especially when you’re a bat-something. So go to Ivy’s house and pay a visit to the best therapist in Gotham: Harley Quinn
{Part 4}
---------[Bruce Wayne] Ivy: For fucks sake I didn’t do anything “bad” in months. Bruce: I’m not even in the suit. Ivy: Harley didn’t do anything bad in a long time, she’s even helping your legion of kids. Bruce: I know. Ivy: Wait. Bruce: Ivy: No shits you are getting therapy. Bruce: That was the plan. Harley: Did someone came Pam-a- NO WAY. Ivy: He’s here for you. Harley: I pinky promise I’m totally good I eve- Ivy: He wants therapy  Harley: Holy smokes. Bruce: If you can’t do it or it’s completely inappropria-  Harley: NONONO RICH BOY you definitely needs this more than anyone. Ivy: She’s already seeing all of you kids and all of your not kids. Harley: Not everyone Ives, batwoman didn’t come here yet. Harley: and it’s kinda homophobic that the only one that didn’t need me it’s the hot lesbian. Bruce: Bruce: Are you going to help me? Harley: Get your ass ready rich boy we are bringing all of the army. Pamela bring the cool notebooks, my glasses, a lot of tissues and some hot chocolate. Bruce: I don’t really do chocolate. Harley: But I do and I need sugar to be my best version. Harley: And lord knows you need my best version. ---------[Selina Kyle] Harley: Hiya kitty! Selina: Ivy is not here? Harley: She’s watering the plants at the greenhouse.  Selina: So we won’t see her in at least 2 hours. Harley: That’s my Pammy. Selina: When I met Pamela she treated me to turn me into fertilizer for her plants 5 times in a minute. Harley: She really loooves to do that. Harley: Do you know I’m back to being a psychotherapist? Selina: So are you really treating those kids? Harley: Yup. Selina: Thank god. Harley: and Batsy. Selina: Oh god finally.
Selina: Right now you’re the best hero in Gotham.
Harley: Ohh thank you gorgeous. Harley: You know we have two hours and I'm really good at my job. Selina:  Harley: And you had seen the progress first hand, dontcha? Selina: Ugh fine but I'm not talking about daddy or mommy issues. Harley: You mark the tempo kittykat.
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rabidbatboy · 29 days
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on a long enough timeline,
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero
FAQ ;
Why does your post say ‘coined by me’? [Term] already exists.
‘Coined by me’ always refers to the flag and not the words, especially if it’s a twink, transsexual etc flag. Any re-coin of a term/gender is unintentional, I try and scour the Internet beforehand
Why are you making flags for multiple different sexualities/identities?
This blog is system-ran, we just don’t individually sign off. Also, if I (Batsy) am personally coining a -boy, gay, transmasc flag, sometimes friends will request -girl, lesbian or transfem counterparts and I am more than happy to cater to that
Why isn’t my request posted yet?
I run this blog for fun and for free, either I didn’t want to do the request or it’s taking some time because I have a life off this app
You follow/reblogged [User]! Does this mean you agree with [Insert discourse here]??
Probably not. If I’ve reblogged a flag it just means I like the flag
Can I repost your terms to Pinterest (etc)?
I can’t really stop you so just make sure I’m clearly credited and preferably a link to the original post
Your ID pack has a closed name in it!
Probably! When using names from my id packs, I expect people to apply common sense and do research if they are unsure if they can use a name or not
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just-otter-thoughts · 2 months
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Okay this might be missing details but let's go.
Quick American comic book history lesson. Batman is one of the first ever superheroes. Superman invented the superhero comic book, but Batman popped up a short time afterwards. He starts as a serious grim detective/superhero combo but acquires a sidekick (an orphan named Dick Grayson, AKA Robin. He adopts him. Keep him in mind) and the stories get more light hearted and campy. After WWII, the public gets obsessed with horror comics, which children get their hands on. This upsets parents. A psychologist named Fredric Wertham writes a paper called "Seduction of the Innocent" about how comics are evil and corrupting children.
He says a lot of stuff but most relevant is he SPECIFICALLY cites Batman as being homosexual propaganda due to Batman and Robin apparently being coded as an older man and younger boy couple (keep in mind Robin is a child so. Ew. But again it's the 50s and the Lavender Scare is in full swing so this is common rhetoric at the time). This paper leads to the creation of the Comics Code Authority, which is basically the Hays Code for comic books (good must triumph evil, women must act feminine and men must act masculine, basically must be "child appropriate" aka not break the white cishet nuclear family standard!). DC follows this by trying to make Batman straight by creating Batwoman and Batgirl to be love interests for Batman and Robin respectively (quick aside, the modern version of Batwoman is now Bruce Wayne's lesbian cousin). And you know how the Hays Code led to villains becoming queercoded? Guess what happens to our Batman villains!
The biggest one for this to happen to is Joker. Batman's most iconic villain, he's colorful, loud, ridiculous, and depending on the writer, either just a silly jokester or the most cruel man you can imagine. We've got the ingredients for a queercoded villain right here, and writers took it. The white face and bright red grin was originally from his acid bath, but now our guy applies powder and lipstick for his clownly look. He takes to calling Batman nicknames such as "Batsy". His motivation mostly boils down to "how can I get Batman's attention". He adopts feminine mannerisms and cross dresses. He may even yse Joker use euphisms for how in love he is (Lego Batman's "I hate you. I hate you more" scene) or STRAIGHT UP SAY HE'S IN LOVE WITH BATMAN (looking at you, Batman Audio Adventures Joker, with your nefarious plan to dunk Batman in a LOVE POTION ON VALENTINE'S DAY SO HE WOULD ALSO BECOME OBSESSED WITH HIM)
I have not read the story myself yet, but that post that prompted this, the copy of "Arkham Asylum, House of Madness". That story is written by Grant Morrison (who I should mention a. Is queer and uses they/them, and b. Has said Batman could be inherently gay due to him dressing in tight leather) and I need to find his post again but my good buddy jokeryuri has also done a compilation of material related to that story and Joker's queercoding present in it. I just remember something about Joker trying to seduce Batman
Speaking of "Batman could be gay", there are a few other people who work on various Batman versions that acknowledge that elements of Batman are gay. Frank Miller calls Joker and Batman's relationship a "homophobic nightmare" and that "it would be healthier if Batman was gay". George Clooney, playing Batman in the movie Batman and Robin, says he played Batman as gay. Batman and Robin was also directed by Joel Schumacher, a gay man, and is SO FUCKING CAMPY GOD I LOVE IT. I actually like Batman Forever (also directed by him) more because that one has Riddler and Two Face's earth shattering homosexual relationship (they cling to each other so so much and are very flamboyant) but yeah that version is very gay
There's also a LOT of accidental queercoding in general. First example I can think of is classic Dick Grayson himself actually! He "grew up" in the 80s and became his own hero, and during the 90s he all but says he's demisexual (saying he can't imagine having sex unless he has an established connection with whoever). Modern DC plays up his sex appeal though and turned him into a flirty playboy which sucks because it's in direct defiance of those panels but it's fine :) (gritting teeth).
The other big example is my special guy Hugo Strange, Batman's first villain to get a reappearance (Joker came first but he died and didn't reappear until THIRTY OR SO YEARS LATER, while Hugo was just like one year between appearances). I have a whole post that are just images of him being gay for Batman that I can grab in a bit but the gist is he's obsessed with the Batman identity and is constantly trying to prove he's better than him. There's also that time he kept a sex doll that he started dressing up as Batman and in one issue is implied to have slept with it so. Make of that as you will.
Also it's kind of a joke at this point that every Batman villain is in love with him. The Arkham Knight game having Mad Hatter (an Alice in Wonderland themed villain known for trying to find "his Alice" AKA a girl to love) calling Batman Alice and inviting him into his cell. The time Killer Croc was at a strip club and Batman confronted him there and Killer Croc first assumed he was a stripper and told him to start stripping. Riddler (canonically bisexual in the comics!) leading Batman on a riddle hunt showing him all his past loves and concluding with a date with him
I could go on but TL;DR? Batman yaoi. Maybe he's technically a bara due to the muscles and usually written by a man as opposed to pretty boy written by a woman but he can be yaoi
Most of this is covered on the Wikipedia page "Homosexuality in the Batman Franchise, but I also learned the opening comic history from my comic book history class I took a couple years ago, and the specific cited instances are from my own reading and panels posted around Tumblr. Thank you for reading my messy thoughts, I hope you enjoyed
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_the_Batman_franchise
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Thank you for this!!! I took so long to answer this because I went to honk mimimiland. This is all very interesting history to be honest, and I did think it could be a little gay but I could not imagine it would be this gay lmao.
And also you are so based for saying Batman would be bara. WAIT IS THERE BARA ART OF BATMAN.
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THIS IS JUST REGULAR BATMAN HSNFHDJDHDHSJ
Also it's interesting how the foebidding of gay stuff leads to more gay stuff.
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Monster High Characters Sexuality Headcannons pt 3
Some of these were introduced in webisodes, and some in movies, like Freaky Fusion and Boo York, Boo York.
Amanita Nightshade-AroAce
Astranova- PolyPan
Ava Trotter-Bi
Batsy Claro-Aro
Bonita Femur-Pan
Catty Noir-Bi
Elle Eedee-Lesbian
Garrott du Roque-Straight
Gilda Goldstag-Bi
Invisi Billy-Gay
Isi Dawndancer-Pan
Jane Boolittle-Ace
Kjersti Trollson-Demi
Lorna McNessie-Straight
Luna Mothews-Lesbian
Marisol Coxi-Straight
Mouscedes King-Straight
Neighthan Rot-Gay
Seth Ptolemy-Bi
Sirena Von Boo-Lesbian
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lilmerh · 1 year
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Monster High self indulgent headcanons
-Kieran Valentine is gay (canon) and he and Spelldon Cauldronello develop a crush on each other
-Neightan Rot uses the labels queer (canon). He doesn't know what he is, but he sure is something. He starts using he/they pronouns. He's also dyspraxic
-Clawdeen Wolf is a lesbian (canon), Draculaura is bi. They r dating <333
-Elissabat is a WLW queen and is dating Robecca Steam and Viperine Gorgon (Robecca: bi, Viperine: WLW)
-Finnegan Wake is pan (semi-canon), but has never dated anyone before
-Heath Burns is pan (semi-canon), so is Abbey Bominable. Abbey is autistic. They're dating. Heath is very cringefail, which Abbey finds endearing
-Cleo DeNile is bi. I have no reasoning for this
-Kala Mer'ri is pan (semi-canon) and polyamorous (She has 8 hands!)
-Frankie Stein is frayromantic, pan, and polyamorous. She uses she/they pronouns. She's also autistic. They tried dating Clawdeen and Draculaura, but it didn't work
-Isi Dawndancer is bisexual and bigender <3
-Goulliope is genderfluid. She/they
-Lagoona Blue is panromantic ace
-Ghoulia Yelps is demisexual and bi. She had a crush on Cleo, but never confessed to it. Autistic queen
-Rochelle is WLW. She dates guys too but she def likes women
-Kiyomi is a lesbian (semi-canon). She cried in secret when Clawdeen and Drac got together
-Venus McFlytrap and Batsy Claro are dating, and bond over their like of the environment
-Also C.A. Cupid is aro because I'm silly like that
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bruce wayne is held together by spite, justice, and that one single granola bar he ate three weeks ago
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Hey, @florence-wayne-official, can you text Oswald and tell him to GET HIS ASS BACK TO ARKHAM BEFORE I TRACK HIM DOWN AND DRAG HIS ASS BACK THERE MYSELF.
I am overtired because of the chaos at the assylum and I'm running 18 different programs at Arkham rn, I am 14 weeks behind on my paperwork because of all the breakouts and Bart is calling me everyday to help him with College stuff and Thad is super busy studying and Jesse has meetings all the time and Birdie takes up all of my time when I'm not working.
The only rogue that isn't accounted for right now is Oswald f*cking Cobblepot. And I don't have his number, but if he doesn't get his ass back to Arkham in the next 4 hours he is going to find out what happens when my patience runs out.
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automatismoateo · 25 days
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Landlord's daughter brought priest into my room without me knowing via /r/atheism
Landlord's daughter brought priest into my room without me knowing Okay so I'm renting this room, and my landlord's daughter is Roman Catholic. We are roomates. She wanted to bring a priest into the house to 'bless it' because she felt 'bad energy'. Okay, cool, whatever it's her house. I asked her NOT to let him into my room because I am mostly non-religious. I do have a picture up above my bed of Maa Kali (Hindu Diety), mostly cause I think she's cool and I like the imagery. Landlord's daughter chucks a hissy about it, but eventually is like okay fine. Next morning when he comes, he goes into my room without me present, and literally waits for me to come home and meet him so he can criticise me for my pride flag and posters. These were his (and my roomate's) grievances; -my "Rum, Sodomy, and The Lash" album poster my poster of an astronaut drinking beer on the moon the couple posters I have of Red Hood and Batsy (not even violent) my poster of the caterpillar smoking hookah from Alice in Wonderland my photo prints of the Fallen Angel painting and the one by Van Gogh of the skeleton smoking -ofc, the Maa Kali picture and rainbow + lesbian flag too I was so mad I was shaking. Like I'm not catholic, none of this has anything to do with me??? They have the audacity to tell me it's MY fault there's a 'bad energy' in the house, somehow just from the way I've decorated MY room that I PAY FOR. He wanted me to pray with him and I literally just grabbed my keys and left the house cause fuck that shit. My landlord has given me explicit permission to blue tack papers on my wall, and in fact he's seen my room before and complimented it. It's just his stupid fucking daughter who's got beef with me. I'm so pissed because my landlord is such a good guy, and rent is actually affordable here, and location is great and the house is great and ffs, I really don't want to lose this place. But I just don't know what to do about this. Edit: bc everyone's mentioning it, a couple things; I do have a lock on the door but she has the master keys to every lock on the house. Landlord gave it to her for safety reasons. We live in Western Australia Landlord wasn't informed about this, but he's very hands off. Basically only pops in to check up on the house if somethings gone wrong or broken. I like the dude a lot, but he's very much an enabler to his daughter and laughs off a lot of the shit she does. I hear it's a similar situation with his wife, he kind of just goes along with whatever she tells him to. Submitted March 03, 2024 at 08:20AM by Dependent_Run9950 (From Reddit https://ift.tt/A93BvD4)
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weirdraccoon · 7 months
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Some Miraculous Ladybug's ReCreation Episode spoilers
I watched the last season of Miraculous Ladybug yesterday and, well, LOL. Wtf. At least one of my ships is canon I guess, and I don't entirely mean AdrienxMarinette cause that one's obvious but also Marinette/LadybugxChatNoir asdfghjk.
Like, Adrien is finally in love with Mari but she suddenly wants the hero and not the model hahdahs.
Chat Noir deserved love from the very first season but all right. Letting it slide. (And Adrien and Marinette are dating but they still don't know they're Chat Noir and Ladybug-WHERE'S THE TRUST!!?)
Bug Noir's design was pretty cool tho, I only wonder about the three braids (and her naive decision to give Gabriel another chance!! GRL! >:()
Anyway, I only want to rant a little about lesbian Superbat XDDD<3
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No one can deny this is Batsy, like Damocles was also another one. And of course the one in primary colors is Sups.
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fandomlifechoseme · 3 years
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Hi! Can I pretty please get a lesbian bat sis reader and the fam reacts to her dating Rose Wilson? Thank youuuu <3
I’m so sorry this took so long! I don’t have Rose Wilson on my list atm because I don’t know her well so this will focus on the boys reaction to Batsis being gay (I do the main boys unless people ask for someone else like Cass or Duke) I’m really sorry, I just know so little about her. I will update once I know her better though!
Bruce
He doesn't really care.
Will post all of the “I love my gay child” Stuff on Facebook though. 
Will Use the Batman voice to intimidate anyone being rude to you
Probably will be the last to know, because boy is kinda dumb when it comes to this
Dick
Ok there is no possible way that Dick is not pansexual.
He just lives for the idea that no one is straight in the family (Except for Bruce)
His Immediate reaction is high fives and then he buys you both ice cream
I feel like he was fourth to know because he seemed hardest to tell, because you guys were so close and you didn't know how he’d react.
Jason
Again, NO possibility that this man is heterosexual. This man is Omnisexual. 
First to find out because he’s the easiest to talk to,
Low key honoured that he finds out first, because he always thought you trusted Dick more
So my man buys you every pride flag he sees. 
But he won't let you know they’re from him because he’s Jason Todd.
But you have the ever growing suspicion that its him because of his reaction to your room being covered in them
Tim
My man has been covering his room with Bisexual pride flags since he moved in. 
When You come out to him he digs into the back of his closet and finds a pin that says
“We communiGAYted” 
and gives it to you before returning to his work. 
But you know he cares because of all the random gay memes he now sends to exclusively you. 
Jason is not happy that his meme dealer bailed on him
He even made a rainbow version of your suit for you to wear on patrol during pride 
(Which sparked a favouritism debate that ended with them all wearing pride colours)
Damian 
I feel like Damian is still closeted himself due to a lot of homophobia.
He wouldn't react well.
When you come out he yells at you a lot. 
But then he has to take a deep breath and remind himself that he’s no longer an assassin, he’s a brother. 
He may slowly start to throw his cats at you as a way to say sorry. 
He may also try to show you loads of single girls so you have to express that you have a girlfriend.
He throws down all the homophobia he’d been taught and slowly starts to accept himself as well.
He doesn’t like all the “Different labels, I want a simple one” 
So soon he labels himself as queer. 
Because it covers all the bases and its “DIFFERENT FROM DRAKE”
Overall, he tries his best but its hard to unlearn everything.
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youngergrayson · 3 years
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hello, @florence-wayne-official @kathy-kyle @addison-wayne18 i may or may not have adopted a child—
well, not adopted as a parent but adopted as a guardian,,,,
her name is faith, she’s thirteen well, yeah-
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