"The Bath Tub Incident"
Pairing: Bayverse!Leo X You
Summary: A little mishap in your apartment ends with you needing to stay a bit with the brothers. They are curious what happened.
Rating: Strong T for some words and topic I guess lol
A/N: everyone mentioned are 20+ y.o.
A/N2: do you ever see a post on Tumblr and it is too fucking funny to not torment Leo with it? Here we go.
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"Hey, Leo?" Donnie looked at his eldest brother over the breakfast table.
"Yeah?" Leo replied then took a bite of his sandwich.
"Not that I have any business in it but I think we both are kind of wandering," Donnie took a glance at Mikey and Raph, who were now listening in like hawks. "And don't get me wrong I love your girlfriend, we all do..."
"Can you just get to the point?" Leo hated when Donnie was beating around the bush like that. He knew exactly where the genius bastard was going. He was mortified of the question but like, just get over it.
"Right, so how exactly did that bathtub brake?"
"Well, Donnie, as you said before it isn't-" Leo started, through his gritted teeth.
"We tried to have sex in it and we slipped," you cut him off.
Leo covered his face. Here it comes.
"I TOLD YOU!" Mikey jumped up banging hands on the table. He started silly dancing around the table. "I was right, I was right, oh yeah. Who's right? It's Mikey!"
Raph was too busy howling in laughter, while Donnie looked like the smuggest motherfucker on Earth.
"This is what I was trying to avoid!" Leo hissed to you.
You shrugged and stuffed your mouth with pancakes. "What were you going to tell them? That the Foot invaded my bathroom?"
The look on his face told you everything.
"Oh, my god!" You swallowed quickly not to choke on your food.
"I was going to stage things up a little!" He tried to defend himself.
"Like how?!"
"I don't know!" He threw his hands up.
Next to you Raph was crying laughing, his head on the table banding his fist on it.
"You ripped my shower fixture and bent my tub! You wanted to add more to the damage cost?!" You gaped at the audacity.
"It seemed like good idea at the time!" Leo hid his face in his hands. Hiding his shame.
"Y'all owe me 20 bucks!!" Mikey shouted from across the lair. His arms in the air. Hero posing.
"You are so lucky your dick snapped last night bc I swear to god-" You started and Leo made a whiny noise.
Donnie made a zoom on Leo's face. This was going into family archive of the most embarrassing breakfasts folder.
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