#leitner

[ineffable-grimm-pitch]

special skills of tma fans include

recite leitner rant

know the outro by heart including the name of the license

making a seemingly innocuous post and then hello jon apologies for the deception but i rather wanted to make sure you started r

dig

#tma #the magnus archives #jon sims #jonathan sims #leitner #jurgen leitner #elias bouchard

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Ex Libris: Jurgen Leitner

usual reminder that back in the day i had planned on making an eric carle style book version of ‘a guest for mister spider’ and got burnt out on the project real fast but not before I’d designed and made a custom leitner bookstamp about it (which i got a thumbs up from Alexander J Newall about it on twitter so its canon to me, personally)

so if you’d like to download the design and upload it to any stamp-making site (i used staples cuz it was like maybe thirty bucks for a custom stamp) to have your own leitners, have at thee

most stamp making sites will have a suitably gothic/fraktur font for you to do the ex libris bit on

here’s what the tamp looks like when it’s been applied to books:

^I got that book from the on-sale shelf at my old university’s bookstore. it was the only copy there and I’m unsure as to what class this would have been reading material for, though I’m guessing it was one of the linguistics classes.

#long post #tma #the magnus archives #bookstamps #resources #obv i'm not charging anyone because i dont have the authority to sell tma merch #but if you wanna support my general content creation whackjobbery the kofi and paypal are in my bio #jurgen leitner #leitner

[samwise1548]

Baby’s first Leitner ^^

#young jonathan sims #a guest for mister spider #jonathan sims #i seriously need to study bg's #i am so bad at them #rip #the magnus archives #tma #magpod #tma fanart #leitner #my art #i edited this after posting it so it looks slightly better i think

[silly-socking]

Happy extended sounds of brutal pipe murder day to all who celebrate

#jurgen leitner #elias bouchard #the magnus archives #tma shitpost #tma podcast #tma #leitner

[gammija]

As requested by @genshinedtoclosetothesun :

"head empty only brutal pipe murder"

#this is. not an optimal posting time #but i stayed up way too late to finish already so sunk cost fallacy babey #tma #the magnus archives #blood tw #cartoon violence #elias bouchard #tma s2 #magnuspod #magnus archives #jurgen leitner #leitner #tma dp au #mag080 #tma 80 #while watching please imagine the cartoon coconut sound effect edit #EDIT: god i was so tired i forgot to add ID #apologies

[lost-leitner-database]

Leitner borrowed from a friend who later seemed to have no memory of it: a custom edition of a Terry Pratchett book, which might just be perfectly normal and not supernatural at all. Caused mysterious changes to the victim's house.

#the magnus archives #tma #rusty quill #leitner

[martins-canned-peaches]

Jurgen Leitner getting beat to death with that god damn metal pipe:

#the magnus archives #tma #jon sims #jonathan sims #jon sims tma #jonathan sims tma #jurgen leitner #leitner

[timstokerdidnothingwrong]

HAPPY BRUTAL PIPE MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#magnuspod #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #jurgen leitner #leitner #txt

[elopewithmemisssprivate]

ok so calling tma fans

idk if anyone has made this connection but I've been getting super into lovecraft recently and read this short story which i am convinced is the inspiration for leitners

check this out. it was one of lovecrafts early works (tw for racism coz like lovecraft was a racist prick) but like this entire concept is giving so many tma vibes like yk??? i am convinced this jonny must have read this or like works inspired by this or something

anyways @jonnywaistcoat

#magpod #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #jonny sims #jurgen leitner #leitner #lovecraft #hp lovecraft #mine

[lunamoonsmile-blog]

The Magnus archives And The Magnus Protocol spoiler

Jurgen Leitner, Jurgen fucking Leitner. He is fucking Augustus! I was so positive it was Jonah Magnus!!!!!! The JMJ error on the computer Jon, Martin, Jurgen. Not Jon, Martin, Jonah!!!!! I’m going crazy

First of all this throws a wrench in all my theory’s because Leitner has been dead dead sense season two of tma, which mean Jon and Martin are dead dead probably which makes me sad. But who knows maybe computer bring new life or something (I want them to live damn it)

Also if they all come out of the computer (here’s hoping) does that mean Leitner just comes back. Because that would be like weird. I know death is permanent in tma, Jon made that very clear but this is just weird. Why Him? That’s basically the just of this post WHY JURGEN LEITNER??!?!!?!

Also I have had this opinion for a while but spelling Jurgen Leitner like this is a fucking crime.

#tma #the magnus protocol #tmp #tmp spoilers #tmp theory #jurgen leitner #Leitner #i’m going insane

[theblueandwhitevase]

#the magnus archives #tma #tma polls #the magnus archives polls #tma podcast #tma posting #jurgen leitner #leitner tma #leitner books #leitner #ex altiora #the boneturner #the Boneturner’s tale #a guest for mr spider #library of jurgen leitner

[vreuss]

lowkey house of leaves by danieleweski is so spiral coded this would fr be a leitner

#have any of you actually seen the pages this mf is like a whole puzzle #tma #the magnus archives #the spiral #jurgen leitner #leitner #house of leaves

[m0ldybr34d]

Wake up babe new lietner dropped

#the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #the library of jurgen leitner #leitner #tma shitpost #tma meme #the Magnus archive shitpost #the dark #the dark tma

[clairebearsparkles]

How did moth Jon get to be so big

Take a wild guess

#it’s a leitner #funky lil leitner #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #the magnus pod #the magnus archive fanart #tma #tma art #jonathan sims #jon sims #moth jon #moth!jon #monster jon #monster!jon #leitner #jurgen leitner

[the-magpie-archives]

I know that your Leitner book caused irreparable damage and countless deaths, but mine is different! it would never do that, it's changed!

#Me‚ clutching my Leitner as my bones escape or some shit: #I don't know about any of y'all but as an antique books collector I would ABSOLUTELY keep a Leitner #Safety be damned‚ those books are SOFT LEATHERBOUND #the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #leitner #gerry keay #mary keay #tma posting #tma crack #tma memes #the magnus institute

[iris-echos]

Pov: jon goes to get a cigarette

#Tma #the magnus archives #elias bouchard #jonathan sims #Leitner #[extended sounds of brutal pipe murder]