#lei.talks

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im soft for the headcanon that zhongli has never received a birthday present and beyond that, never had a birthday party. traveler comes along, gets ningguang to pay for the bills, gets childe to get the stuff on time (which may or may not involved some under the table deals), xinyan to play the music, xiangling to cook the feast and everyone just comes together and zhongli is just shook and soft because he has lost so much in his thousand year life and he thought he’ll never get to hold on to this feeling again and yet here he was, being greeted merrily by the people he has encountered that made some of the biggest impact in his life. just,, happy zhongli, okay?

#its what he deserves #lei.talks #genshin impact #genshin #genshin zhongli #zhongli #genshin headcanon #genshin scenario #genshin imagine #genshin traveler #childe #xinyan #xiangling #ningguang

[tartagliaxx]

xiao would definitely break the fourth wall and look into the camera like they do in the office while ganyu’s busy eating qingxe flowers like she’s smoking crack, zhongli’s kneeling as the traveler showers him with mora like some goddamn stripper and the other adepti are just squawking like they just choked on a grape.

“why are they like this? why am i here? what— just what in the actual fuck is going on?”

#lei.talks #genshin #genshin impact #zhongli #ganyu #xiao #genshin xiao #genshin zhongli #genshin ganyu #genshin impact xiao

[tartagliaxx]

xiao would make a really accurate student in a college au. like... he’s just tired. he just wants to listen to music in peace and be indefinite in life but he has loads of papers to pass. dont get me wrong. he’s really good at them, probs has high gpa. but every paper he does takes a piece of his soul and life and it just hurts and leaves him empty. all he wants at this point is peace as he sleeps in bed but no. he has duties. at this point, he’s having an existential crisis, an identity crisis and every other crisis you can think off. one time, his roommate (oh my god they were roommates), aether, gave him a really horrible eyeliner job while he was asleep and he just stared at him blankly with the most done and deadpan expression you could think off and said fuck it and just attended classes like a thirteen year old going through an extremely horrible emo/goth phase or maybe a bimbo going through a breakup. it’s a little of both. xiao just couldn’t be bothered.

bonus! aether was trying to copy their former senior zhongli’s makeup look bc he wanted to cheer up xiao in his weird, little way. afterall, xiao really looked up to him when he was still studying.

#i like this idea so much #should i #should i make an smau #what do yall think #just tired college kids and their shennanigans #i can relate #lei.talks #genshin #genshin impact #genshin xiao #genshin aether #genshin impact xiao #genshin impact aether #xiao #aether #genshin impact imagine #genshin impact scenario #genshin imagine #genshin scenario

[tartagliaxx]

use this as a ‘i want to wrap xiao in a fluffy blanket, feed him some good almond tofu, smother him with kisses, cuddle him and make him forget his burdens and pains bc god fucking damn it all... he’s had enough, okay?’ button

#lei.talks #well its more of sobbing really #first his new trailer is fucking fire #thats so poetic and beautiful #second i am so fucking hurt #xiao are you okay baby? you need to take a break and stay hydrated #third what the fuck im so nervous #my whole future would be decided tomorrow #tomorrow!!!!! #fourth im in love but yall alr know that #sorry for this im buzzing with feelings i need an outlet #genshin #genshin impact #xiao #genshin xiao #genshin impact xiao

[tartagliaxx]

the idea of someone calling me by a foreign petname is such a turn on that i can’t help but project this desire towards fictional males like imagine this... you haven’t seen childe because he was sent away to collect some very big debts. when you finally meet him, you didn’t waste any time and ran straight to his arms while he didn’t waste any time and smashed his lips to yours either. tongues intertwined, you kissed sloppily with each gasp turning into a profession of adoration. it’s honey on your tongue and suddenly he parts away, hands gripping your waist tightly and he flashes you a smirk that had you falling on your knees. breathing heavily, he swipes away a strand of your hair that was misplaced by his hands that tugged on it moments prior. he slides his hands down towards your neck, rubbing circles near your pulse that was beating ferociously all for him. he chuckled, voice so deep in desire that it almost sounded like a growl.

“did you miss me, zvyozdochka?”

#lei.talks #genshin #genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #genshin childe #genshin impact childe #genshin tartaglia #genshin impact tartaglia #genshin imagines #genshin scenarios #childe imagines #childe scenarios #childe x reader #childe headcanons #it means ‘little star’ as far as i am aware

[tartagliaxx]

i saw this post about childe’s foul legacy transformation as a ‘magical school girl transformation’ and i’m living for it. back off sailor mars, i only know sailor rip-off russia.

#lei.talks #everyday i find more reasons to love childe #genshin impact #genshin #childe #genshin childe #tartaglia #genshin tartaglia

[tartagliaxx]

why are the fatui so pretty? i mean look,, signora, scaramouche, freaking childe and ofc, the man himself, electro hammer vanguard

#farewell childe #i have found my mans #jkjk unless... #lei.talks #genshin #genshin impact #fatui #la signora #scaramouche #childe #tartaglia #genshin signora #genshin childe

[tartagliaxx]

paimon’s lines about the siblings spending the next lantern rite together and building a house to live in hurts bc the siblings are natural travelers. their feet itch for adventure. when the time comes that their footsteps lingered on each corner of teyvat, their restless souls will seek solace some place else. paimon and the rest of their companions don’t have the luxury to follow them. and i hope you’re not forgetting. two travelers landed on teyvat that day. one was blessed to meet good friends who helped them along the way while the other could only deal with the torment of their robbed innocence. do you think the latter would choose to stay amongst the shadows of their unspoken memories when the exit is by the tip of their fingertips?

#lei.talks #haha pain #genshin #genshin impact #aether #lumine #traveler

[tartagliaxx]

zhongli really went and said “cocogoat? hm. never heard of that. maybe my adeptus friend started breeding goats. welp. time to hunt it down for milk.”

#lei.talks #zhongli is a himbo confirmed #i mean he might be very cultured but not in biology it seems #this is why we need guizhong around #goddamit zhongli #and you’re not any better traveler #genshin #genshin impact #genshin zhongli #zhongli

[tartagliaxx]

pov: you’re on a date with zhongli and just as you’re about to pay, he says he forgot his wallet. you pale. you didn’t get a sugar daddy. you just got a broke, retired grandfather.

#lei.talks #genshin #genshin impact #zhongli #genshin zhongli #genshin impact zhongli #zhongli scenario

[tartagliaxx]

FUCK. FUCK. FUCK OMG IM FUCKING SHAKING. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. PLEASE. DIVORCE? NONE OF THAT SHIT. I LOVE ONE (1) MAN AND NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF DISAGREEMENT WE COME TO, WE STILL MAKE UP IN THE FUCKING END

#lei.talks

[tartagliaxx]

today’s brainrot: childe knows every line of the songs in the early 2000s barbie movies. he says its for tonia (he used to hum them to make her sleep when she was a wee little girl) but nowadays, he randomly gets it stuck in his head. he blames it on the ‘but out of context’ meme edits of the wack ass animations he gets stuck in while scrolling through yt. he would never admit it but he deffo sings the songs high pitched and squeal-like in the shower bc he’s an overdramatic bby who kins the twins in barbie and the diamond castle and maybe even aidan in barbie and the magic of the pegasus

#lei.talks #genshin #childe #childe headcanons #queue don’t know nothing #as you can see i used to be a barbie enthusiast #and i binged watched those edits and wow how did i actually think those were cool #diamond castle’s ost is still a bop tho 🙄

[tartagliaxx]

xiao’s so pretty and for what? do his enemies see him in his ethereal glow and glory, say “shit dawg, i’m in love 😍🥵” and proceed to stand in the line of fire for the small chance that they get stabbed by his long, hard spear first? because i would understand if so.

#lei.talks #genshin impact #genshin #genshin xiao #xiao #xiao is coming #and im 10000 primos away from hardpity #dont worry babe i still have my bank account

[tartagliaxx]

if your name starts with a ning and ends with a guang, just know that i am permanently in love with you and i’ll hand over my kidneys to you in a heart beat.

#lei.talks #queue don’t know nothing #genshin #genshin impact #ningguang

[tartagliaxx]

can someone confirm that venti is taller than albedo?

#lei.talks #this venti and albedo-less player needs some help #genshin #genshin impact #albedo #venti #genshin venti #genshin albedo #genshin impact venti #genshin impact albedo

[tartagliaxx]

venti wouldn’t order a venti. he’d order a tall bc that’s what he wants to be.

#lei.talks #this was uncalled for im sorry #genshin #genshin impact #genshin venti #venti #genshin impact venti