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pacificremains · 3 months
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Cayuga (top/left) and Muscovy (bottom/right) domestic duck skulls. The top view especially is so different!
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auntie-birdie · 1 year
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okay so i normally avoid videos/pics of my rescue parrot in public spaces for several reasons, but this is quite possibly the funniest video i've ever taken of her and it would be selfish of me to keep it to myself!!
happy holidays everyone, here is my gremlin princess Mango having absolutely 0 thoughts in her pretty little head.
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obsob · 10 months
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here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud!!
✷(print shop)✷
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birdhism · 7 months
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 26 days
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Dave: you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act
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0hheytherebigbadwolf · 3 months
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Have any steter incorrect quotes on hand?? I know you usually post sterek …
Agent McCall: Arrest them both.
Stiles: On what charge?
McCall: Theft.
Peter: We brought back the painting.
McCall: Obstructing an investigation.
Stiles: We're helping you with your investigation.
McCall: Being annoying and crazy.
Peter: That's not a crime. Since when was that a crime?
Stiles: No, it's not.
McCall: I DON'T CARE!
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emry-stars-art · 7 months
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Your mer AU is one of my favourite things iv seen in a while!!! ❤️
Thank you so much!! I am having an absolute blast with drawing baby mers but also. We love spitballing/daydreaming plot 😌
Remember big ol’ hybrid mer Kevin?
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Possibility that he rescues two pirates/sailors from something, probably a shipwreck for plot convenience/etc
Further possibility that one of them recognizes this mer 👀 (not Jeremy to be clear)
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Find the mer au masterpost here 💕
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jimjamkagaricci · 27 days
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up late thinking abt how bicci is canonically toxic yaoi…much to think about…
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arrowmaker15 · 4 months
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(Father's Day, pt 4)
Bruce: Damian... Please tell me this isn't what I think this is.
Damian: I do not play games, Father.
Bruce:
Bruce: Why did you get me a birdcage with five Robins, the actual birds, in it?
Damian: You collect Robins. And you insist on all of them living here. Hence, one birdcage.
Bruce:
Bruce, muttering: I should've stopped at Jason...
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pacificremains · 11 months
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Gosling skeleton! A bit older, but still fuzzy. Natural farm death. Cleaned using oxidation.
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So this is technically posting old art but I drew something new for it today and decided that,
Yeah. Im going to post my Cupcakes HD Sinclair Kromer drawings.
First three images are direct screenshot redraws from the animation while the fourth is a redraw of some cupcakes related comic i found in my photo gallery. I'm so sorry for this (NOT!!!!!)
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clowndotgay · 7 months
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ooh... do you think you could do the Bird Cogs hanging out? (Redd, Buck, Tawney... maybe a silly HR and low ballers...)
sure! i added a couple more cogs, hope you don't mind! version without shading under the cut
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i think high roller is like an urban legend to a bunch of lower level street cogs n whatnot. nobodys quite sure if she exists, but they occasionally pop up in random locations (such as the weekly bird dinner) to cause general chaos for no reason
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gusilux · 25 days
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3 movies and 3 songs for women's day
Since women's day is in 4 days, a little tag game.
Reblog with 3 movies and 3 songs to celebrate all your sisters around the world, and tag at least 3 of your tumblr sisters.
These are mine:
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🎬 Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn
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🎶 Savage Daughter (Sarah Hester Ross)
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🎬 Mad Max: Fury Road
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🎶 Voy en un coche (Christina y los subterraneos)
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🎬 Legally Blonde
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🎶 Just a Girl (No Doubt)
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I'm tagging @amarantoo @oldstuffnewstuff @cuits @maskingfragility @ellena-asg @seldnei @thesunflowersqueen @mycelebrityfantasy @btwinlines @damnwormholes @transfigurationsgonnacome @ifindyourlackofbooksdisturbing @daskum @valoy @strictlybecca @thinkoutsidethesnogbox and YOU even if you are not tagged. Because I know and YOU know you want to do it.
Keep the sorority running.
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takami-takami · 6 months
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Thinking about how Keigo has probably never had someone dirty talk to him before.
How when you're in the stage where you're tentatively discussing sex with each other and you mention you like dirty talk. And he innocently quirks a brow and asks "what do you mean?"
And like a fucking menace, you clear your throat before spilling the filthiest words he's ever heard in his sorry little life. In that voice, with those eyes. And he swears his face starts boiling.
Thinking about how easy it would be to infect Keigo with kinks. How inexperienced he is, how he never had time to think about what he's into. That's okay! You'll show him. He's so adaptable.
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possiblytracker · 5 months
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courtesy of the enablers in my notes, here is my Flamingo Wisdom gained from the catch today
first of all, a flamingo separated from its flock (as it has to be when you are moving that beast around) is kind of like a horse, in that it will freak the fuck out if a leaf so much as moves in the corner of its eye, and it really really really wants to break its stupid twig legs by any means necessary. and you really cannot let them do this, because they will probably die, but they are stronger than they look and despite their insane 70+yrs captive lifespan they appear pretty fucking determined to spectacularly remove themselves from this mortal coil. if they cannot kill themselves, they will simply attempt to kill something else; if you do not personally clamp their beaks shut using your entire hand they will reach around with their long stupid tube necks and start swinging without hesitation. they bite, and will rip out hair and earrings and whatever else in reach they can get their fucked up beaks on. several of the flamingos were covered in visible blood stains of unknown origin before even picking them up, and half the day was spent wondering if one had been attacked and was doing all this bleeding, but as far as i know nobody ended up finding any which left way more questions than answers
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to transport a flamingo is a two-person effort, because they are so long and so desperate to fuck up themselves or whoever is around them that you need at least two sets of hands to pull it off safely. one person holds the flamingo facing backwards tucked under one arm kind of like a set of bagpipes. with the other arm you have to hold both legs apart, because if they are allowed to lash out you get fun accidents like "vet tech pummeled in the balls with full force of both flamingo feet at once, advised to leave premises". you have to hold the legs facing downwards, otherwise the circulation gets cut off, as they are physically incapable of pumping their own blood down there without the effects of gravity. the resulting effect looks kind of like you are holding a guitar wrong, or slow-dancing in a really fucked up way. it is also objectively impossible to place your hands on the bird in a way that you will not get pissed on.
the second person has to stand just behind the first and supervises the head, holding its beak shut as shown and supporting the neck in a comfortable position. some flamingos do not Have a comfortable position and will just spend the entire time wriggling and trying to bite you, which you just kind of have to deal with. you also get direct eye contact with the beast at all times, which is. interesting and unnerving
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the only people handling them solo were the vet in charge of weighing the animals, the guy sticking them into the back of a van, and my boss, who stood in the corral chasing groups of them into a smaller pen for catching. every time a pair came to collect their next bird he would open the door to the pen, head in alone, you'd briefly hear the most fucked up cartoon fistfight-esque noises from inside, and about thirty seconds later he would reappear with an entire flamingo tucked casually under one arm like a football and just hand it to you. most baffling part of the entire experience, i think
despite the turbulence however they did make it safely to their new home :)
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itsbebebe · 7 months
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Honestly i was thinking about this last night but if phil gets word of the government jailing BBH OF ALL PEOPLE without evidence i could honestly see him at least having a stern word with forever. Like the government he hates has tried to imprison a person without evidence and that person is someone phil has said is like batman the way he protects eggs and even has access to phils bunker but stole nothing from there???
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