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#lech loki livestream
lechet · 3 years
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the really good stuff
spoilers
infinity stones just laying in a fucking drawer because they’ve confiscated so many that they’re basically just paperweights at this point to the TVA, so many time events w/ these fucks
loki’s reaction to learning the above
loki’s breakdown watching his parents and thor 
owen wilson talkin real soft at a boy in french
the hunter lady
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lechet · 3 years
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loki livestream ramblings
long story short: im not sold on it yet  and im upset by that 
heavy fucking spoilers
what the fuck does "reset the timeline" mean --- does this mean no ones gonna know lokis alive in the avengers
what does lokis signature look like
oh my god loki "what if i was a robot" you need to stop
why is he walking through the queue line loki please
why the fuck they calling him laufeyson
hes not wrong abt the avengers being the cause of it.  --- so??? the avengers get to fuck around with the timeline but --- but loki cant??????
oh, aw, i feel so bad when his shit doesnt work god damn it. "dont rush me" LOL STOP -- please
please stop calling him laufeyson. even he said he was "loki of asgard" still. please shut the fuck up.
lokis like "the fuck is going on now"
listen, please let me see loki being a little powerful. im tired of him being so fucking weak to be honest.
"i thought there was no magic here" "there isnt". looks like a damn star wars city.
i hate that this loki didnt go through ragnarok :////
i forgot about phil coulson
didnt he go through torture and shit by the chitarri and or thanos or whatever they were i forgot about the avengers. after falling through space?
oh wow hi tom --- what we doing,,,,,, look at u being all handsome "mr cooper" NO? --- NO??????? COOPER?????????? THE AIRPLANE COOPER??? LOKI SHOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING. IM ALREADY TIRED OF YALL. WHEN? WHEN DID HE DO THIS.  CHECKS GOOGLE. 1971??????? WHAT WAS LOKI DOING ON EARTH IN 1971???????????????? IM TIRED. THOR? HEIMDALL? THEY'RE IN ON IT??????? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING. THE RAINBOW BRIDGE KNOCKED THE MONEY. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS. "LOST A BET WITH THOR". WHAT? WHAT?????
"i was standing up to make a point"
oh no another one -- oh god okay its one from avengers.
OH ???? OH YOURE SHOWING HIM WHAT HIS FUTURE WAS???? SHOW HIM RAGNAROK. SHOW HIM RAGNAROK. PLEASE SHOW HIM RAGNAROK. HES NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT BUT OKAY. aw the mama ; _; poor frigga,,,,
"and you think you send them to thor" -- "but instead you send them to ---" OH THE LIP QUIVER LOKI,,,, YOUR MAMA, OH MY GOD. SHOWING THIS MAN THAT? THATS THE PROPER FLOW OF TIME.
"you were born to cause pain and suffering and death" oh my god. mobius??? shut the fuck up???? who the fuck is this. owen wilson how dare you. are these psychopaths??????? who is the TVA??????
ofc loki got out of the goddamn room. you moron. you absolute buffoon. fuck you owen wilson. little fucking sneak thief king of mine.
RUN BASTARD MAN. MAKE UR ESCAPE. OH MY GOD
"whats ur name" "casey" "GIVE ME THE TESSERACT OR ILL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH CASEY" "WHATS A FISH?" "Shhhh!!!" "whatsafish?" "how do you not know what a fish is?????"
what really really?? casey??? youre giving the man --- in,,,,,,,infinity stones,,,,,,, what the fuck is --- we actually get a ----- USE THEM AS PAPERWEIGHTS?????? A,,assssssssssssssss???d?ddddddddddd?
his face :(
i like casey.
:( :(((( oh my god. oh my god loki,,, baby. baby no----- OH MY GOD PLAYING RAGNAROK. ODIN. oh my god loki. baby. baby please. :(((((( oh,,,, oh,,,,,, oh no and then it shows how he dies dont it,,,,,,, oh no baby boy. no dont watch you die :(((( baby n------ NO BABY,,,,, UGH. ugh.
this is like the cinematic record from kuroshitsuji, for the record.
,_, im so sorry loki.
my boy is SLICK when hes EMOTIONAL. nice. good job buddy. got your collar off. love ya sport.
"I cant go back can i" :((((
oh my god. my heart is breaking for this boy. "I dont enjoy it" im so sorry. i love him so much. im so sorry about all of this baby ,____,
i dont like this. u mean to tell me that we wont see thor and loki anymore. yall have Lost me. ugh. bless his heart.
"why me" y--
*rubs face*
what the fuck do you mean "you"
what the fuck is happening what the fuck is happening yall yall what the fuck is happening,,,,,,,,,,
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lechet · 3 years
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me @ the new loki episode:
i really dont want that 
thank you for interrupting that shit, ravonna
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lechet · 3 years
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lech livestreaming loki
fuckin castlevania castle everythings broken and gilded gold like that japanese "fix it with gold" stuff why is this sylvie's show i like sylvie but i didnt sign up for sylvie ITS FUCKING MISS MINUTES YALL WERE FUCKING RIGHT ITS MISS FUCKING MINUTES WHO THE FUCK IS THIS, VOLDEMORT LOL ITS MISS FUCKING MINUTES I CANT BELIEVE IT "YOU CAN KILL THANOS" UGH. "YOU WANT THE INFINITY GAUNTLET?" LOKI COME ON, YOURE NOT THAT STUPID. oh god. this is so fucking stupid. please??????? please tell me they dont fall for this. its a fucking lie. YEAH SYLVIE ITS A FUCKING LIE. "he who remains" okay tom riddle i bet its a fucking loki WAIT IS IT MOBIUS HE WASNT AT THE TVA LOL IS IT MOBIUS sighs. who the fuck is this its just some dude love how lokis walking around like hes facing a threat this is like the hogwarts principal's office hi mobius im glad youre alive buddy owen wilson ur the only mfkr i respect in here oh no b-15 :(((( please. youre the only other mfkr i respect in here JUDGE RENSLAYER LOL SHE'S A PRINCIPAL "that little look by the lake" gross can we just please hurry this shit along who the fuck is this how are we tying this into the MCU please pick up the pace ,,,do you think shes going to listen and be persuaded by this guy that she's hunted literally her whole life LISTEN THE ONLY THING IM DIGGING IN THIS IS MOBIUS AND RENSLAYER HOW THE FUCK how could you do this to me i only have feelings for mobius and the variants wow that was weak lmao mobius you dork it is 20 fucking minutes in and we have done absolutely nothing. 20 minutes. half the last episode. "who are you" "I GO BY MANY NAMES" please shut the fuck up and just say it ITS JUST SOME DUDE ITS JUST SOME SCIENTIST DUDE SOME HUMAN?? HES JUST SOME DUDE,,,,,,,,, so,,, he,,,, he tamed alioth??? "i ended the multiversal war" hmmmm. so this guy is just preserving the timeline he came from hes a fucking nut job this is the big bad MCU "and thats the gambit"  its just a fucking dude,,,,,,, oh my god youre not fucking serious "you two take over the timeline" what "we just crossed the threshold" what the fuck is happening now the visuals are really fucking nice i want yall to know that i appreciate all of the work yall put into the visuals this is a lovely show LOKI JUST FORCE GRIPS HER???????????? LOKI???????? oh my god now sylvie doesnt trust loki okay okay guys "after all this time" you guys have known each other like 6 days OH SO YOURE GONNA FUCKING USE YOUR MAGIC NOW? LOKI YOU FUCKING GONNA USE YOUR MAGIC NOW?????????? that is a lovely image, loki with a whole sword at his throat. "i just want you to be okay" barfs IM FUCKING DONE IM OUT REALLY, YALL GONNA KISS YALL GONNA SMOOCH IM SO FUCKING DISGUSTED so its gonna be like the enchantress for real where they just smooch and betray each other okay oh did she stab him i didnt even realize how fucking stupid god the,,,, the visuals are so fucking beautiful. theyre so beautiful. let mobius and b-15 run this fucker loki just stop baby just settle down just let it go buddy pats ur back there ya go champ can we please get him some different clothes now wardrobe please mobius is the only one in this whole bitch you can trust loki i told you baby poor loki still traumatized by thanos ,,,,n,,,no no?????? no,,,,,,,,,, n no what so thats not our b-15 and mobius okay so how the fuck do you find h hhhhhh i just i just fucking hate time shit god i fucking hate time shit i fucking hate time shit i fucking hate time shit i fucking hate time shit i fucking hate time shit this was SUCH A FUCKING STUPID SHOW IM SO FUCKING MAD THIS WAS SO GOD DAMN STUPID UGH WHAT THE FUCK
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lechet · 3 years
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i really fucking wish they wouldnt make loki laugh-at-able im tired of him being a joke on his own show boy all of the fucking lokis are annoying theyre so fucking annoying old loki and kid loki are the only bastards i respect damn they sure showed up quick, mobius and sylvie is this sylvie's show????? OH NO? B-12?????????? did you really need b-12 to tell you that you dumbass "he's green isnt he?" really, mobius is hanging out w/ the other two lokis while our loki and sylvie are squirreled off snuggling up i wanna fuckin puke mans conjured him a blanket?????????????? are you serious??????????? oh that was gross they are literally snuggling fucking snuggling "its not very snuggly" ,,,,,,,aw she said thank u dont try to fucking rope me in now ya aint having me i aint in this ya aint gettin me "maybe we could figure it out,,, together?" am literally gonna vomit i love kid loki aw loki hugs em gross y'know there's only one episode after this listen let me see loki do some magic and ill forgive it. he's a real strong fuckin sorceror, let me see it. i'll forgive a lot of it if i can see my mans being strong. its been 5 episodes and he's been completely weak n shit its awful. oh no old loki is gonna die right i can feel it I DID NOT MEAN OLD LOKI TO DO THE FUCKING MAGIC YOU JACKASSES YOU FUCKING JACKASSES I CANT BELIEVE THIS A WHOLE ASGARD? IM SO FUCKING TIRED IM TIRED OF YALL THE MANS CAN CONJURE A WHOLE ASGARD AND OUR LOKI CANT EVEN FUCKING ENCHANT??? told ya ass old loki was gonna die ,,,,,,,,,,,an old ass castle???? asgard music im So Tired
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lechet · 3 years
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lech livestreaming spoilers
OH MY GOD ITS ASGARD ITS BABY LOKI LADY IN ASGARD?? YOU ARRESTING THE BABY???? YOU ARRESTING THE CHILD????????????????? SHES NOT SUPPOSE TO BE THERE???????? YOU ARRESTED THE BABY AND SHE ESCAPED????????? YOU KEEP CRIMINALS ALL THE TIME BUT YOU LET THE BABY ESCAPE? they killed the hunter c-20 lady didnt they sus fuck me up on some asgard music OH AW???? IT WASNT BABY GIRL LOKIS FAULT SHE WAS BORN oh wow can you imagine :(((( thats so fucking sad. :((( aw loki tell ya girl shes amazing what the fuck is happening to the branching here i dont whats happening LOKI AND MOBIUS FIGHTING kind of an asshole and a bad friend LOL FUCK oh where the fuck is he what are yall doing i dont -- sif?????????? oh please dont do this. oh my god. its over and over. i hate this. :/// oh loki,,, look at him begging sif not to hurt him. god shes still gonna hurt him its not gonna be funny fuck. f --- SHE DIDNT HURT HIM. she just said it sadder. :( god damn it stop lying loki :((((( lokis so sad mobius tellin him they pruned the other loki "you like her" gross. "twisted romantic" mobius please dont do this. "you fell her for yourself" god damn it. god damn it mobius isnt gonna believe loki. im so fucking mad. of course hes not gonna believe him. fuck. slams hands on desk. i hate this shit. oh no?????? hunter??????? baby????? why that look like the guy from bioshock i only know theremin from hannibal im sure its from hannibal i hate this shit i hate it can they please not be romantic i dont like this shit i hate this shit i hate this shit im fucking up i hate this shit this is so bad i can feel it this is so bad so bad i dont like the suspense this is a fucking trick tell hunter, sylvie. fucking tell her. please. please end this suspense. show her. :(((( hunter,,, hunter baby,,,,, :((((( yall,,,,,,, "i looked happy" :((((((( they killed c20 because she remembered it :( a friends a bad girl mobius aw mobius. oh no. this is so sad. "maybe i had a jet ski" WHAT NO ???????????? NO??????????????????????? RAVONNA A WHOLE BITCH SHE DIDNT EVEN FUCKING FLINCH HOLY SHIT THAT WAS COLD BLOODED LOKI FOR GODS SAKE LOKI LOKI. sylvies soaking wet. what the fuck are we doing whats happening. i dont like this. what was her nexus event. "i dont remember" can we PLEASE. can we PLEASE HAVE THE LOKIS KICK SOME ASS. please DO ME THIS KINDNESS. am SO tired of the lokis getting fucked up. yall some UGLY bastards OH HUNTER HUNTER PLEASE YES HUNTER BABY HUNTER BABY PLEASE DONT LET HUNTER DIE YALL DONT whenever the phone rings i have to like my growling noise purging my emotions before i can answer my work phone kill ravonna ass kill ravonna ASS SYLVIE god damn loki fine as fuck murdering someone OH THEYRE,, ROBOTS??????????? WHO THE FUCK oh please dont kiss her or anything loki. please dont make it -- oh he really does okay. god damn it. okay you narcis---------------- OH RAVONNA RAVONNA A WHOLE FUCKING BITCH nawh i skipped it ahead a little bit in the credits i see loki in there im okay thank you for saving me from having to see loki kiss sylvie how fucking sad though, sylvie. she was just a baby girl. it wasnt her fault. she was just born. :( they kidnap children. please dont play this sappy fucking lovey music loki-show, am BEGGING you. yall make me SICK a bitch says "the most chemistry" ------ babys breathing again, hey baby. "is this Hel?" god bless OH MY GOD PLEASE KNOW THAT I HAD TO SWALLOW DOWN MY SCREAMS AT MY FRONT DESK LOBBY I CANT BREATHE
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lechet · 3 years
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lech livestreaming what if thor episode
this series isnt for me
i hate how this shits suppose to be comedic
the fucking romance pink hearts music shit that plays when jane looks at thor.
how the fuck come do you not have jane LOOK like jane
howard the duck is my favorite so far
like i keep having terrible terrible criticisms about this and i just have to remember that this is just for comedic purposes. none of this is serious, its suppose to be stupid and ridiculous. but its still hard to watch.
ugh. so they party planets to death? ugh.
this show just isnt made for me. im a party pooper. i hate this shit.
why loki’s abs look like that
why is loki not a runt still
oh okay so it’s chris and tom in the MCU instead that’s why thor and loki are talking like that. that’s cool. i guess.
THOR CANT SPELL HIS NAME???????????????
YOU COULDNT MAKE CAPTAIN MARVEL LOOK LIKE HERSELF MOSTLY?
jotun loki is hot nevermind
the effects in this are really lovely.
everyone chanting “pooper” is really killing me.
jotun loki was hot until he did kissy face at the phone.
LOL THE JOTUNS SPINNING THE FERRIS WHEEL
so janes there seeing frigga to come get thor and her first concern is to get a glass of wine
lmao ‘we never get to fire the nukes’
god jotun loki is so hot. why the fuck didnt we get jotun loki in loki???
LMAO GRANDMASTER KEEPING THE SCOOT SCOOTS
hes really seriously whining to every single being in the universe about his mother coming. okay.
god. god this is so cringey. i hate this. i hate this fucking show. “would you rather have this or Loki Show” good fucking question. i dont know. i genuinely dont know which is worse. maybe loki show because jotun loki is seriously hot. thats about as far as ill go.
how the fuck do you guys not have jane look anything like natalie portman
R I P at the end they all died. i cannot believe they all died at the ending, genuinely.
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