"all my favourite characters are horrible people" and "my sweet little yaoi princess has never done anything wrong in his life" are statements that can and should coexist btw
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I’ll say it again. From now on, don’t leave my sight. Don’t go anywhere else. Sleep right here. You little immortal criminal! Have you been locked up for so long that you've lost your mind? You don't even know the rituals of Shuiyuntian! Male body, female body. We have to sleep separately. If we even sleep in the same bed, you... What will happen? Then... Forget it! I won't waste my time with you. I'm going to bed.
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I ordered the aki cologne from otaku scents... and it arrived today...
it has a very cologne-y scent, basically it smells very much like a traditional masculine cologne... I sprayed some on my pillow and it's almost sweet at first, or sweet if you take a very deep breath in, but after it's lingered it has a faint but clean smell. distinctly sharp but subtle. the smell is comforting, it's soft and mature at the same time... a very crisp and pleasant scent... definitely something I could picture aki wearing I think... like an every-day sort of cologne? haha
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*foot cramps painfully*
Me: *uninterrupted cursing*
My friend: *from the living room* you good?
Me: MY FOOT IS COMMITING SUICIDE-
Mf: *laughing*
Me: GODDAMIT! 300lb OF MOTOCYCLE LANDING ON MY FOOT HURT LESS THAN THIS!
Mf: *wheezing*
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My grandmother had a stroke . Shes lucid and out of surgery right now so i am thankful for that. Going to be staying at my grandparents place tonight. Drove a super long way to come back and im so so so tired and i have a cold n cant stop coughing and i miss my boyfriend and i dont want to drive ever again
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when the gods crush you, it will not be out of disgust or fear. it will be because they were simply walking along and you were simply too small for the idea to check for your presence to even cross their mind.
when the gods crush you, you won't be a spider fallen victim to the crime of being small. you will be an ant, too irrelevant to write a poem about. too miniscule to feel bad for.
when the gods crush you, it will not be on purpose. be that a comfort or a terror.
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