#laughs awkwardly

[cakemoney]

got caught up on fantasy high, started watching a crown of candy and the entire time the gingerbread man in a gingerbread house comic will not leave my brain

#laughs awkwardly #dimension 20 #but also this is so my jam. the inherent absurdity in the juxtaposition of political diplomatic storylines and candy people made of candy

[ugetelynx]

Cringe posting on main sorry guys don’t disown me </3

#i may have a favorite #i wonder who that is #aha #laughs awkwardly #expecting to get bullied for this

[starglitterz]

#laughs awkwardly #ive been spending a lot of time on the character ai website and... its making me so unwell /lh #✨️ — quill screaming !

[kittyphoenix12-xx]

i’ve finally decided that i’m asexual after identifying as demisexual for the last two+ years. Biromantic asexual to be exact.

i’ve been thinking this for a while but i kept going back to the fact that last time i came out to someone as ace, they laughed at me and sent me articles about puberty/sex.

but i’ve decided, officially now, that i’m not interested in sex. i just want to hold someone’s hand and write things.

thx for reading ig

#laughs awkwardly #i knew bi was part of me since i was fourteen #but the ace part has been a long and arduous journey #asexual #asexuality

[kairakeiji]

i wrote something…

#why is it that i always go off hiatus with an akaashi post #i’ll post it when i wake up tomorrow #or maybe tonight if i find the time #it’s literally me being semi h word for keiji BAHAHAH #and also a semi self insert considering how alcohol enabled it is #laughs awkwardly #you guys will like it dw #literally wrote it tho on my phone with my family in the room but it’s okay #calista.exe

[green-static]

Just liked a post from a rp blog I enjoy . If ya do stalk my acc. I dunno actually

#laughs awkwardly

[inkskinned]

she says he won't let her get a dog, which is fine, because they're in an apartment, and that's the kind of thing people say about their partners. he won't let me get a dog. and you're at a dinner party and you tilt your head a little to the side just like that dog he won't let her get, because is this the thing that's going to upset you? you don't know every corner of their relationship, she could be joking, they could have had so many healthy conversations about the dog, right, and maybe she's not letting herself get the dog because of money and time and whatever. but, like, she did say let

and she wants to move away from his hometown and he wants to stay and then he tells you with a wink and a conspiratorial stage whisper don't worry i'll convince her and she laughs about it - so clearly this is something they laugh about. but you do just stand there and stare at him like what the fuck, man. you can't say what you want to say which is why do you get the final say on everything because they're both obviously aware of the other person's stance on this and have obviously had private conversations about it and what are you going to do about it except make a scene and then he'll be mad at you and call you one of those bitches behind your back and she'll cut you off, which is a loss that doesn't feel worth it just because he makes you a little skeeved out every 3rd comment

and they both agree he just isn't the type to get flowers which is fine because everyone shows love differently, and are you really gonna judge someone based on their sense of individual relationship responsibility? maybe he's constantly cleaning her car and writing her poems and making her furniture or something. maybe she doesn't even like flowers and this is perfect, actually. and no you couldn't date him, obviously, ew; but like, she tells you she's happy. you almost send her a tiktok that says don't be 25 and the cool girl that doesn't need anything, you'll hate not getting flowers at 30, but that's like, starting drama & you shouldn't start drama needlessly.

and you're a little older than her but not so much older you can pull the whole trust me on this one babe thing and besides that wouldn't have worked anyway (when does it ever) and besides you have trauma so you and your therapist both agree that you're always looking for a problem even when there isn't one. and you tell yourself that just because you see them for 15 minutes every month does not mean you can identify every single red flag based on a single shitty half-joking(?) comment

and besides, what are you going to do? she says i actually wanted another stand mixer but thankfully he stops me when i'm about to spend too much money and you're standing there like are you okay? is this normal? is this just something people say? and again - what are you going to do?

to your therapist you try to language it - it's not, like, any of my business. but sometimes, doesn't it feel like - you should do something. there's got to be something, right? you've tried dropping little hints but they sail right through and you've tried having a single serious conversation and she got upset because why does it matter to you, yes it's different but we're happy, it doesn't need to make sense to you and you're like. really unwilling to push a boundary about it anymore; because the truth is that you know logically it shouldn't matter to you, as long as both parties are happy.

and besides, you've been wrong before. it's just... like, every time you see them both, something else happens, some kind of shiver down your spine like do you even hear each other when you talk. it's their strange, bickering orbit. just the way he's on his phone through dinner or watching sports instead of helping in the kitchen or, fuck, another one of these little throwaway comments he makes about we'll see about that, babe. she laughs when he calls her passions stupid shit and meanwhile she gets him tickets to see the knicks and he tells you well at least she's smart about something and still! it's none of your business.

you say get the dog anyway and she laughs. like, this is is you being funny. and not you saying - no really. get the dog. get the dog and get out of here. pack up and start running.

#this btw is not including toxic friendships this is legit just something ive experienced MANY times now #writeblr #you ever have a friend in one of those relationships where ur like #u don't HATE their partner explicitly #but ur like. what the fuck y'all #like the weird part of being an adult is that you can't be like . CERTAIN their relationship is toxic #and also if u move too fast or push too hard u can hurt someone who is already in a scary situation so you just are like #frozen there. laughing awkwardly. saying ''haha..... yeah..... couldn't be me....'' #and like u can't tell - is this banter or does he actually think like. he's better than her. #all you can do is be there for your friend and hope they wake up to it #or ... that it really IS good #and it's just odd to you #tbh btw id rather have my friends feel safe coming to me if they have a concern about my relationship #like yes it's not ur business but it also IS bc im making u hang out with them and also ur my friend #it's a weird thing to experience as an adult bc it is such a blurry line and when u spend time #around couples that aren't like ACTUALLY ur friends but instead ''extended friend circle'' ur like #.... i don't know y'all well enough and he just called you a cow. and ur okay with that . and i don't know how to respond. #so ur like :) okay. um. go to couple's counselling i think #but also you are NOT supposed to pass judgement so it's like.... this weird limbo of feeling like you SHOULD say something #but knowing you CANNOT #idk that there's a way to resolve it!!!!!!!! it's probably a different approach person to person #edited my tags bc tumblr's new system fucked em up #PS EDIT: btw i should have said: #the pronouns in this can work in any and every direction. every gender and every sexuality and every #type of relationship tbh. even non-romantic relationships where ur like ''what do u mean ur bff calls u stupid''

[la-lil-alien]

#das me #yep pretty much #i think im funny #funny to me #its all in your head #comedic genius #lifes a joke #my life is a joke #laughs awkwardly #laugh at my pain #I laugh at my own jokes too much #state of me #little miss #im a joke #im a fucking idiot #im a fucking mess #oh well #whats new #big sighs #big facts #big mood #why am i the way that i am #it is what it is #smile and wave #deep sighs #i fucking cackled #im hilarious #hilarity ensues #self deprecating humor #dark comedy

[thelegendsung]

 “Hahah.”

#laughs awkwardly #open starter

[phoenixkaptain]

My favourite part of MDZS is how cool Wei Wuxian is.

Like, we don’t talk enough about how cool he is. He performs Empathy three times. His ability to use a flute is so powerful, the song doesn’t even have to sound good for it to work. He brought a dead guy back to life (kinda sorta).

But especially, I love how Wei Wuxian treats ghosts and corpses! Wei Wuxian just hangs out with corpses, for FUN!! He scares away low-level corpses just by existing! He hears the voices of the dead to the point that he can’t enter a place too full of resentment without getting a headache from the constant chatter.

I also really like the Extra where Wei Wuxian is just like “Well, the ghost will go away when he’s done screaming. I’m not worried about it.” And he just leaves a screaming ghost at some guy’s house so the ghost can move on peacefully (as peacefully as is possible when one moves on by screaming).

I love all of this so much because Wei Wuxian is constantly saying that people have too high of expectations of him. Xue Yang telling him to put Xiao Xingchen’s soul back together is just one example of this. Someone will tell Wei Wuxian to do something and he’ll be like “How powerful do you think I am?!” And it’s like… Wei Wuxian, you spent six hours hanging onto a cursed sword in the Xuanwu’s mouth, you survived three months in the Burial Mounds and then returned to make it into a semi-livable place, you killed at least a thousand people that one time, and you came back from the dead, just to name a few.

Wei Wuxian is so strong. He’s so cool. He is terrifying. He is unstoppable and unflappable if only because he gets over his embarrassment in about fifteen seconds! He just rolls with it! He rolls with anything that happens! He remains Shocked and Apalled by Lan Zhan’s behaviour for all of five minutes before basically going “lol okay”! He told Lan Zhan that he wanted to sleep with him in front of Lan Xichen, Jin Ling, a handful of Jin disciples, and the literal bad guy of the novel!!!

(I’ll never get over that scene. It is so funny.

WWX: “I need to say something, it can’t wait.”

JGY: “Then just say it right now as you are.” (Referring to the fact that Wei Wuxian has a wire wrapped around his throat that can kill him in seconds)

WWX: “Good point! Lan Zhan, we should’ve fucked.”

This scene is so fucking funny, I will absolutely never get over it)

I love powerful protagonists and honestly, Wei Wuxian is at the top of the list when it comes to overpowered protagonists. The only thing that phases him is dogs, and even then, he himself admits that he can get used to their presence as long as they aren’t barking.

TLDR: Wei Wuxian is so powerful and I totally get why Lan Zhan fell for him.

#wei wuxian #wei ying #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #wangxian #the inane ramblings of a madman #i love wwx #he is the bestest boy #he is so dumb #the part where lxc and jgy #are judging him for not getting how much lwj likes him #and he just keeps saying ‘no wait explain this to me???’ #lxc: good lord my in law is as dumb as a brick #jgy: good lord wwx is worse than huaisang to explain things to #it always makes me laugh #especially the part where lan xichen and jin ling #sit off in the corner #carefully not looking at wwx and lwj #i like to think they awkwardly talked about the weather #long post

[tankwiththeangst]

Just thinking about Shaw Pack karaoke with Asher forcing Sam to do a duet and Darlin dying in a corner with tears in their eyes

I need another Shaw Pack video…

#like Erik please #it would be so funny #Sam is just awkwardly singing #no one has seen darlin laugh so hard #it not a want it’s a need #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted darlin #redacted sam #redacted asher #redacted shaw pack #ShadowsJustRambling

[cakemoney]

obsessed with conor counterspell. you are just some wizard who has low wisdom having a fun day at the newly opened wizard mall. some random girl targets you because your hat looks stupid and you start enthusiastically counterspelling in defense of this other girl who is some kind of president, maybe. this is just your quest now. also you speak exclusively in rhyming couplets

#laughs awkwardly #dimension 20

[fridaypls]

Someone told me early on "Hey, you're gonna like Astarion immediately, but... don't ignore Gale. He's worth it."

...he is, indeed, very worth it. Hundreds of hours later and the sad ticking timebomb and the pointy boi are still in every party I trundle around with.

#gale dekarios you sad beautiful man #you really are a very lovely time bomb you know #the loveliest i've ever met #and i'm not just saying that #please let me introduce you to Jean Grey (Phoenix) #and Kaneki Ken (Tokyo Ghoul) #*Eleven from Stranger Things has joined the group chat* #*Naruto Uzumaki jumping into the room through an open window* sup guys i heard we were talking about dangerous things inside of us #*laughs awkwardly in Nine-Tails fox spirit* #bg3 gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldurs gate gale #gale x tav #bg3 #gale orb

[sophsun1]

#vcsource #jam reiderson #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #jacob anderson #sam reid #im clawing at any crumbs i havent giffed #jacob is adorably awkwardly cute here apologising for shoving sam #who just laughs like it's okay mate I'll survive #😂😂😂

[mamaangiwine]

Living in a red state is wild sometimes because an old man might see your evil eye pendant and ask about it, and it's like-

"Oh, it's um, for protection from bad luck and bad spirits."

"Bad spirits, you say? Have you ever considered a gun?"

Buddy, what?

#he laughed so hard at his own joke too #i just kinda stood there awkwardly #magic #folk magic #spirituality #day in the life of a humble good woman

[kankuroplease]

May I ask you for a drawing of Naori and nagisa for Valentine’s Day? Maybe them sharing their first kiss during their Senju/ uchiha wedding ceremony <3 no pressure ofc

The gasp that would follow this kiss ✨

#ask #my art #kpz naruto founder au #kpz distance between ⛩️ #OC: Nagisa Senju #naori uchiha #knfau 🖼️ #picking her up made sense in his head 🥲 #Aori would scream to put her down #Tomoe would laugh himself to tears #Miu would join Tomoe in laughing her ass off after cheering #Sora would cover akiko and Suzaku’s eyes #Kōmori would be confused about the commotion until Goemon fills her in #kaga would think it’s sweet and a better solution than bending awkwardly to kiss her #Mito would face palm because of this awkward boy #Itama and kawarama would be stunned #Uchiha pearls would be clutched #nagisa x naori