My friend was late to class and his excuse was, “Sorry I was late. I gave birth yesterday,” which was completely incomprehensible at the time until I realized he was trying to say, “I was born yesterday,” and I laughed myself awake.
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Bruce Wayne's list of Rules for Halloween Season
KINDA LATE BUT HERE IT IS!
NO JOKER COSTUMES allowed for Halloween. This shouldn't even be a rule.
No green hair either.
Keep On Brand. No Superfamily costumes allowed.
No Green Arrow costumes.
Keep the candy away from Dick at all times.
Jason must be supervised at all times during trick or treat-ing.
Damian must go trick or treating.
No Halloween parties in the batcave.
Do not ask for pictures with citizens dressed as your respective vigilante personas.
Do not bring said citizens to the batmobile or batcave either.
Giving out vodka shots to the adults during trick and treat is not permitted.
As stated above it is Halloween season. No Christmas songs or decoration allowed until after December first.
Do not start a Batfamily costume competition.
Do not sign up to Batfamily costume competitions either.
Do not let Jason fight fake Red Hoods for whose costume is better.
Same rule applies to Tim Drake.
Jason is not allowed to interact with trick or treat kids.
Pumpkin crafting decorations must be kept at PG-13 rating.
No pumpkin on the carpets.
Keep the candy away from Stephanie at all times.
Disco Nightwing costume is forbidden.
No Halloween movies in the batcomputer.
Pumpkin spice lattes limited to two per week.
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Meant to post this on Halloween night.. oops 😬
Also, ended up making that IG account after all, I won’t promise daily posts but something close to it. At least while the inspiration flows.
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