#laser posts

[ruubesz-draws]

Shin Godzilla 2016

This is canon btw

it's why he shoots purple

#godzilla #grimace milkshake #grimace shake #shin godzilla #goro maki #it's canon #it's not shin's fault #it never was #i mean cmon #he shoots dangerous purple lasers #so.... it's true right? #btw good to be back and post again lol #missed this #do not repost #my art

[notaplaceofhonour]

Antisemitism Required Reading

I get a lot of ignorant comments & tags on my posts about antisemitism, and I’ve already spent way too much time & energy engaging with them. So to preserve my sanity, I’ve made the decision not to engage too deeply with any commenters who haven’t at least read all of these in their entirety:

“Jewish Space Lasers” by Mike Rothschild

“People Love Dead Jews” by Dara Horn

“Jews Don’t Count” by David Baddiel

"More Than a Century of Antisemitism", GEC Special Report

If you’re not Jewish, please read all of this literature before adding anything to my posts about antisemitism.

Jews, please add any books you think should be on the list!

#I'll be adding and updating this post as I find & vet anything I feel should be required reading #antisemitism #people love dead jews #jews don't count #jewish space lasers #required reading #reading list #dara horn #david baddiel #more than a century of antisemitism #mike rothschild #jewish history

[victoryrifle]

FALLOUT - First Scene

#falloutedit #foedit #tvedit #fallout prime #fallout #lucy maclean #the ghoul #cooper howard #ma june #long post #mine #gif:mine #gif:fallouttv #i loooved this #also watching this last night for the first time i spotted that hot rodder 1 flame job magazine from fo4 immediately. im not normal i know #the laser rifle sign? cute. the implication of that caps only sign? interesting. those iguanas getting smoked on their sticks? delicious

[gizmogirz]

The Puppytons!!

#moral orel #orel puppington #clay puppington #GOING TO BE POSTING MORE MORAL OREL ART !!! #but if I see any of it tagged as ship I’ll melt you with my laser vision I am not kidding #my art #for REALIZIES no freak behavior I have SEEN IT

[ew-selfish-art]

DPx DC Au: Might as well be brothers. Young Justice hears about a regional hero disappearing, and while they've never met the guy, Red Robin's contacts say that Ra's is hunting him for afterlife/immortality related reasons.

Tim drake hates the annoying white uniform he's wearing but breaking into this place is crucial to his 24 hour plan to rescue Phantom. He'd never even heard of the guy until a week ago when Pru came to him with info that Ra's was looking into Midwest Real Estate, and then Tim stumbled down the rabbit hole of Ghost conspiracy theories until he saw an article demanding that local officials speak on the hero's absence of 10 days. 10 days was short enough that Tim might find a sign of life and well, another federal agency being hacked by Red Robin is nothing new.

So now, he's walking down the halls with these stupid fucking glasses and this stupid fucking suit while Kon listens from the comfort of the surveillance van. He takes a turn and sees the track suits that the illegally detained inmates are wearing, and pivoting the plan, makes his way to a locker room to get one and get changed. It does take him an extra second and he considers that this might bite him- but Tim knows the place inside and out. He's scoured all their data, and sue him for being cocky, but he has a literal alien ready to tear the place apart waiting for his heart rate to jump above 80 bpm. which is a pretty low heart rate all things considered.

Tim gets exactly where he's meant to go, and waits only a few minutes before he see's the science team extract Phantom from the high security room.

Phantom doesn't make it clear if he notices Tim, but he's basically being dragged by the couple, so Tim decides to beat them to their destination. The experimental wing had shown up in their reported data not long after they made it extremely obvious that they had Phantom in their data output.

Tim's already in the room when he starts to notice that it's not exactly a room... more like a mechanical space. The way the corners curl in the room make it almost tube like... Portal like.

Phantom is thrown in and Tim grabs him the second the scientists leave, but the kill switch key Tim made to get them out isn't working for this door like it did all the others.

"Not... Not a door."

"We're in some sort of device aren't we? Something of their own design that the government isn't aware they're funding?"

"Portal. You've gotta get out, even if you get caught, you gotta get out now."

Tim's comm comes alive in his ear, its Kon responding to Tim's heart rate rising- and Tim is hesitant to call him in but ultimately tells him to start flying over for extraction.

Then the portal goes off, and while he feels pain, he doesn't feel different. Bright light subsiding, Kon's arms around him with a confused voice, and lots of lasers being fired his way... Tim wakes up to see a much younger Phantom looking at him from the other side of the young justice couch.

Kon, Bart and Cassie are all fighting at a white board that's been wheeled in but Tim can only yawn and blink his way into consciousness enough to give a shit.

Black haired and blue eyed, button nosed with large ears, a wry thin lipped smile... Tim realizes that Phantom looks incredibly similar to his younger self. And then Tim looks at his much smaller hands and realizes that he probably looks a lot more similar to his younger self than normal.

Taking in the scenery once more, the white board is divided on the traits Tim has to the children sitting left and right on the couch. Kon didn't know who was who. That meant that maybe... the government didn't either.

Phantom turns out to be a pretty chill dude despite all the trauma, and he's incredibly prepared to both fuck with Ra's and the government in their newly found childhood twin-ship.

One of the twins is scarier than the other, and despite Danny literally haunting them, its always Tim.

(Okay now its some one else's turn :D )

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc crossover #dp crossover #long post #dc universe #tim drake #red robin #twin au #or lol they just look very similar because little kid features are difficult #deaged au #wait until the bats arrive and are equally unhelpful in determining the correct twin #danny and tim silently agreeing that its for the better plot if they don't make it obvious who is who #danny has shit to process about being phantom and just wants to be a kid about things for a lil while #tim can function with any disguise and his whole family will take so long to figure out he's been deaged bc his reports come in on time #kon feels so guilty about not knowing who is who #kon grabbed them both in his panic and in the scuffle of the explosion and the lasers being shot out totally mixed them up

[trainsinanime]

What so many of you fail to consider is that for Marinette, being Ladybug is crucial enrichment. If you don't throw an Akuma into her enclosure (the city of Paris) every now and then, she will develop behavioural issues and go insane from boredom. On the other hand, whenever that does happen, giving her an Akuma usually calms her right down. It's like a dog toy, or a laser pointer for a cat.

This is a fairly common thread through most episodes. At the start, Marinette has a problem, often involving Adrien, and she goes completely insane over it, trying to find solutions that are just buck wild. And usually, an Akuma appears, Marinette focuses all her mind on that for a while, and then realises that she went too far and calms down, because now her brain has been sufficiently stimulated and she burned off her excess energy.

Yes, defeating Akumas is stressful for her, no doubt, but I think it's even more clear that not doing that is causing far more stress behaviours to appear in her. She is an excellent guardian and strategizer, great at analysing situations and coming up with plans, and if you don't give her a proper outlet for that, she will come up with her own, often with humorously disastrous results.

So the (admittedly few) posts saying that Marinette shouldn't be Ladybug, or deserves to retire, are getting it all backwards in my opinion. If you retire her, you'll have to give her something else to do. Otherwise, the next time they're in the supermarket, she will build a weird contraption out of a shopping cart, canned beans and a quizz magazine to parkour to the top shelf, instead of asking Adrien for help.

So be a bit more careful with how you treat Marinette. If you force her to sit still, she will not thank you.

#miraculous ladybug #mlb meta #mlb shitpost #expanded from a reply I gave on another post a couple of days ago #just imagine for a second the plan lady noire would come up with to catch a laser pointer dot

[r0zeclawz]

they should make a tv show called girl ninja vs the awesome laser

hey anon, thats the most fucking badass thing ive ever heard my entire life. so naturally i had to make fanart

#girl ninja vs the awesome laser #gnvtal #girl ninja #awesome laser #girl #laser #girl fanart #lasercore #laser fandom #laser posting #girl fandom #girls of tumblr #cottagecore #asks

[aerithisms]

i understand what people are saying when they talk about fandom overstating the importance of farcille to the dunmeshi narrative and that their frustrations are related to a larger frustration with fandom in general prioritising shipping over other relationships/narrative themes. HOWEVER i do find it a little suspect and annoying that the one time the Big Tumblr Thing Of The Month has a popular f/f ship that the fandom is over-extrapolating from in the same way that fandom usually over-extrapolates m/m relationships i'm suddenly seeing all these posts complaining about it

#blahs #dungeon meshi #like i get it i too wish people didn't laser focus on ships so much and i have complained about this very thing a lot before #but to a certain extent it's a losing battle to complain about shipping on the shipping website #fandom is as fandom does! and fandom usually does not do this for f/f unless it's a specifically sapphic fandom #i can't even get the hotd fandom to rally around rhaenicent which actually IS the whole point of that story lmao #so idk seeing a more general audience fandom like dunmeshi rally around f/f for once is kind of novel and fun to me #and it's not like people are wholesale making up that farcille is important. it IS central to the themes of the story #they're just exaggerating a little. as a treat. i still see a gazillion posts about the boys i think people are interpreting the story fine

[semi-completely-original]

MEOWS LOUDLY,,, my dears my darlings

#I HATE THE GAYS #I MUST ERADICATE THEM #WITH LASERS #anyway #haikaveh #kavetham #haikavetham #the anatomy of this one is scuffed as all hell but its worth it #for optimal fluff #im posting this right before bed which is generally a bad idea #goodnight everypony #my art

[ikol-art]

Everyone always assumes Arthur is gonna come back in 'our' time in fics, but when is someone gonna write an 'Arthur returns because Aliens have invaded Earth' futuristic one

#the possibilities! #let merlin go to space #also he could be obi wan #still talking about the magic in his time #and meanwhile they have laser guns now #dont even ask its the middle of the night and Ive decided to put all my thoughts in posts now #also im ignoring the fact that merlin would have to wait even longer #its fine he saw a therapist and found good coping mechanisms #he's gonna have the time of his life fighting in space when arthur returns #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #arthur returns

[trungles]

So I’ve been working on this Sphinx illustration on and off for fun (it’s not quite done, and I’ll pop it up on Patreon when it is), but then I was immediately overtaken with the notion that a Sphinx would just be the most disastrous mythical animal. She’s like if your cat could operate a can opener and also insult your wardrobe and quote Vanderpump Rules. Plus you’d need to keep her indoors because she would be murder on the local alkonost population.

#sphinx #illustration #oh my god what kind of scratching post would your sphinx need #what if your sphinx decides she hates wet food and demands cheetos #you would have to keep a spray bottle handy for your sphinx #YOU GOTTA KEEP A LITTLE LASER POINTER ON HAND TO DISTRACT YOUR SPHINX WHEN SHE STARTS ASKING RIDDLES #It would be so hard to have company over

[bivampir]

i ❤️ women with hairy legs i ❤️ women with hairy arms i ❤️ women with hairy armpits i ❤️ women with facial hair i ❤️ love women with happy trails i ❤️ women with chest hair i ❤️ women with full bush i ❤️ women with unibrows i ❤️ hairy butches i ❤️ hairy femmes i ❤️ hairy transfems and trans women i ❤️ all women who don't shave

#women i love you all so much it's insane #terfs if you even breathe on this post I'm killing you with my laser eyes #my posting #wlw #nblw #bisexual #not a lesbian but i hope this reaches yall bc i love you: #lesbian #positivity

[gncrezan]

rereading @ataleofcrowns and remembering why i had no other choice but to love him!!!!!!!!!

#rereading for the new updates too... finally getting around to it (kills uni with lasers) #anyways. i still cannot paint that well but for R i'd be very willing to try!!!!!! #also the like billionth time ive drawn them playing w their hair..... #my art #rezan #a tale of crowns #atoc #kiiiinda a redraw of the official art but it didnt start out that way!! it just ended up being a portrait and i borrowed the bg #since i already had it up as a ref .... yeas. whatever. currently on ch4 but when i get all caught up u might see me like #become so much worse so fast #edit: cant help but mess around w stuff after posting so. slight lighting adjustments

[idliketobeatree]

haven't even watched DW, but my fave popcultural blogger wrote that the recap of previous events from the new episode of Doctor Who looked like a loading screen from Skyrim and

I had to make it.

(trivia bit x)

#he's just Standing There like 🧍🏻‍♂️ over a space background. amazing #tes #doctor who #doctor who 60th anniversary #doctor who spoilers #the 14th doctor #fourteenth doctor #dw spoilers #the star beast #david tennant #skyrim #the elder scrolls #the doctor #new who #my posts #skyrim memes #doctor who memes #i am begging for a crumb of context besides getting the camera laser focused on david's sadwetpathetic figure #not complaining. this shit is the funniest #i love camp

[aq2003]

really love how throughout a lot of smith and jones martha is really skeptical and apprehensive towards ten (+ one of my favorite exchanges between them - "what, people call you 'the doctor'?" "yeah?" "well, i'm not. far as i'm concerned, you've got to earn that title."), not taking everything he says at face value, even doubting the fact he's an alien until over halfway through the episode.. And like. i really truly think the thing that wins her over isn't him kissing her or any of the other insane mixed messages he manages to send, it's this scene here, where he /earns that title/ in her eyes:

(+ david's bit in the commentary, where he says: "[the doctor] has actually sacrificed himself, and - i would say, that that final act of selflessness is what finally, eventually, welds martha to him. [...] and she now returns it. she returns that act of selflessness.")

this is what their relationship is built on. it isn't about martha being the second-best replacement to rose or a rebound or whatever. bc it isn't really about rose. it's about doctor-in-training martha meeting someone (quite literally, "the doctor") whose ideals she aspires to, and doing her best to be the same person to him as he is to everyone else. it's about ten in return admiring her intelligence and inquisitiveness and how she cares for human life, recovering his compassion, letting himself lean on her for support - and then remembering at the most inopportune moments that he's supposed to not need anyone and be on his own forever. And around in their little nightmare loop they go where they save each other over and over until one of them breaks

i've seen ppl look at martha and go "why she does she admire/why is she so in love with ten if he acts like that to her?" or something along those lines and like. it's not just the fact she's in love with him (in fact i'd argue she actively tries to push it aside post-gridlock). it's the fact that she knows he's the kind of person to put everyone else's lives/well-being over his own. she trusts him to save her when she's in trouble even though it's been like two days at most that they've known one another bc she recognizes that same "deep all-encompassing drive to help others" in him. and she also recognizes, much much earlier than him, that he needs someone to save him, especially when he's unwilling to save himself. and yeah for a bit she thinks he returns her feelings and is just playing hard-to-get, but she realizes pretty early on that this probably isn't the case, and i think that realization fully solidifies here:

(this is when she's listening to ten talk abt gallifrey). And idk it might just be me but i think this expression isn't just her empathizing with his loss. it's also guilt, for wanting something from him that he's clearly unable to give when he's wracked with so much grief. (and you see it in the next episode, where tallulah asks if they're together and martha says for certain that they're not, and that he doesn't know about her feelings for him. she keeps everything to herself bc she now knows that when he shut her flirting down at the end of 3x01 it was the genuine reaction of someone who a) isn't interested and b) is scared of getting close with someone else again)

freema described their dynamic as "she's keener than him" and i think about this all the time. martha doesn't really take what ten throws at her. what she does instead is constantly poke holes in his already-failing front of "i will show someone the wonders of the universe so i can ignore what is wrong with me". what she does is stand up and fight him when he tries to go off on his own. what she does is put aside her well-being in favor of helping someone - just like what she saw him do for the people in the hospital when they first met. tldr, that's the doctor and his doctor and rip martha you would've loved who's gonna save u now by rina sawayama

#THIS ISNT ABOUT ROSE WE CAN STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT WHITE GIRL FOR 1 SECOND. IDC #ALL SHE DOES W REGARDS TO MARTHA IS REMIND HER THAT TEN ISNT GOING TO FALL IN LOVE W HER. #ALL SHE DOES W REGARDS TO TEN IS REMIND HIM THAT EVERY TIME HE LOVES SOMEONE HES FATED TO LOSE THEM. WE CAN IGNORE HER PAST THIS. GBLESS #martha jones #tenth doctor #dr who #ten and martha #'theyre like a rebound' shooting you with my laser eyes sorry. martha says it when she still thinks he's taking her on dates #if he hadn't opened up about gallifrey she would've been totally fine w him taking her back home #and meanwhile ten is very unaware of any kind of romantic element until like the fuckinn. last possible moment lmfao #they are doctor and mentally unstable bus driver. Or perhaps grieving man (genderneutral) and their One (1) friend that has to support them #um idk what this post is. i wanted to pick apart martha's brain for a hot second. #edit: #it's not like 5 am and i'm reading these tags and they're a lot more mean than i meant to put them down as #Not changing them bc i already wrote so much it's out there in the world already sorry. just imagine i'm saying this all nicely #10 era

[radwolf76]

The RED DOT Has Been Caught

#cats #my cat #Jinx #laser pointer #I've posted this before in a set but felt it deserved its own post #photogenic cats #caturday