#larries be larrying

[anexlarrieblog]

I’m always amazed by the cognitive dissonance of Larries. They’ve taken his better homes and gardens interview out of context and have decided he must’ve written all of the songs before Olivia (despite it never saying that and As It Was directly referencing their relationship). They claim it’s because he said he was 26 and single at the start of the pandemic, therefore he wrote everything then, so it can’t be about Olivia. Even though he says he didn’t do any writing during lockdown. Even though if they buy the 26 and single part, it means he also wasn’t dating Louis. How can 26 and single mean he’s still going strong with Louis but confirm he didn’t write any songs about Olivia??

Haha yessss this is what Larries do!!! And it is complete and utter cognitive dissonance as you say. They take the bits and pieces that they like and claim this as ‘proof’ and accept its factual accuracy and anything they dislike as it serves to show them being wrong they dismiss it as a made up narrative. They will straight up do this with content that appears within the same context, for example, the BH&G interview. So in that interview according to them Harry both told lies to push a ‘stunt narrative’ and also told his truth. It’s fucking insane and they do these things with absolutely no acknowledgement or care of how hypocritical they are being.

#larries be larrying #anon

[babybluebitchface-blog]

those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

#night at the museum #night at the museum posting #help im trapped in the caveman exhibit #larry daley #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf movie #jedtavius

[minart-was-taken]

So I have this headcanon about Larry...

#Pokemon #Pokemon Scarlet #Pokemon Violet #Pokemon sv #Pokemon Larry #Pkmn #Comic #traffic accident #car crash #ask to tag #Isekai Larry

[adventuregameprotagonist]

trying to have sex with my point-n-click wife but she keeps saying "hmm...i don't think those two things go together"

#peer reviewed. #and my name? leisure suit larry

[casgirl]

#it’s exhausting to be so committed to the bit #this used to be the Larry mold post

[sayruq]

#yemen #jerusalem #tel aviv #current events #palestine #free palestine #gaza #free gaza #news on gaza #palestine news #news update #war news #war on gaza #larry hebert

[misersdream]

paldea pokemon league

#pokemon scarlet and violet #rika pokemon #geeta pokemon #larry pokemon #hassel pokemon #poppy pokemon #rika #geeta #poppy #hassel #larry #pokemon #2024 #meme #most popular

[beasblues]

time for a silly post (I say as if my posts hadn't been silly for the past month)

fans of the sonic snapcube dubs will recognize these, but if you don't recognize these, just imagine these lines are ace attorney canon. thank you

#ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #wrightworth #pearl fey #prosecutor godot #ron delite #larry butz #snapcube #sonic snapcube

[inkskinned]

no, actually, where is the whimsy?

my ex had a best friend named larry who asked me once: what do you think comes after irony?

we were at the bar where larry worked. it was a quiet night, and he'd hopped over to sit with us on the patron side. i swirled the lemon around my limoncello martini.

earnest positivity, i said, while my ex said, art self-destructs.

i stared at my ex. he stared at me.

his argument was the cinemasins argument: look how bad media is becoming! look at the loopholes and the dumb shit!

it was roughly 2011. galaxy print was still in. at the time, i had a favorite shirt that was a wolf howling at the moon. it got ripped in half in the wash and i honestly still mourn it. i dressed like effie stonem, because everyone did. and irony was the name of the thing. men liked MLP "ironically." the internet liked the kind of crass, "anti-mainstream" vibes of things like fuck romance, touch my butt and buy me pizza. we put cats in sunglasses everywhere, which was because we only liked things in irony.

and media had the same vibe in it: anti-hero white men would be "hard to love" and then storm off the scene. nobody was just earnestly trying to save the world: they were jaded, angry, unoriginal. mad you even asked them to try to help.

my ex ends up not being wrong. cinemasins becomes super popular. a lot of people start viewing media with this lens that is the cruelest, most jaded depiction. it's wrong for your character to have unexplained powers, even if the entire movie is about how strange it is she has unexplained powers - that is still considered a "loophole." characters make thoughtless, panicked choices? loophole. characters are actually kind people, despite hardship? loophole. features a woman doing literally anything without assistance? loophole. movies become hyper-aware of scrutiny, and now irony rules the media.

which means you go to a movie, and the character has to turn to the screen and say "beats me!!" or one of the side characters has to have some kind of quip like "are you seriously telling me that you think this is normal?" because nothing can happen in earnest. like a sitcom laugh track, we now anticipate the fourth-wall break: the moment that the media acknowledges it is telling a story. the media has to apologize for itself, or else someone like my ex rolls their eyes.

but here's the thing: i wasn't wrong either.

the difference might be that i am (and always have been) so soft-hearted that any crack in the light of this world will spear me into the ground. and i was the poet in the relationship. (he thought that was the same thing as being naïve and stupid). i was making things daily. i knew how all of us artists are driven by some strange desire to evolve. he notably liked to critique art, not to create it.

so yes, i've made things that are bitter and angry and even ironic. i've made long, sharp poems with all capital letters, and i've made poems about how the silence stretches out like a song. someone wrote once that we will spend our whole lives just circling the place we grew up. i think it's more that we spend our whole lives trying to remake a home. i think it's that as we age, it becomes less exciting to build the castle on the beach - we become aware of erosion, of windforce. we realize what we really want is to come home to our dog, castle or not.

and while art in the foreground is mired in white male violence and irony, and aggression, and not taking anything seriously - i don't think that's true of all art. i think more and more artists are leaning in to the things we love. the world has changed so much. they have taken so many things from us. the only thing we have left is love. at the bottom of the moving box - all we get is the faint sense that we have to appreciate what little we've got. i can't enjoy this stuff ironically anymore: what room do i have for irony? if it makes me happy, that is an amazing thing. there are so few happy places left for me. i want to be happy because of how leaves shiver beside each other like nestling birds. i want to be happy because of the color pink, and how magenta doesn't exist. i have spent so much of this life suffering, i have earned my right to a gentle ending. if nothing matters, i get to assign meaning to the nothing. i get to create meaning. i am an artist first and foremost, which means creation is my thing.

where is the whimsy? wherever i fucking put it. because if this is my last fucking chance to do any good in this world - i want to do it earnestly. i want to write things that make you happy. that make people feel heard and seen. what comes after irony has to be positivity.

it was close to my 21st birthday. in 7 years, i would end up writing a book about this relationship, which is hopefully coming out somewhere around May 2024. i come back to this bar scene in my memories a lot. i keep thinking of how pale my ex was. the look that crossed his face. how i looked back at him. how for a moment, both of us couldn't recognize the other person. like the gulf between us was a suddenly wide and cavernous thing. like we were alien to each other. he never took my opinion seriously, and he always seemed surprised whenever his manic-pixie-dream-girl ever broke free of the plot. like in the whole time we were together, i wasn't human enough.

this knowledge: where he said nothing comes after, my only instinct was what comes after is love.

#spilled ink #writeblr #this is a real story lol #looking back i liked larry as a person SO much more than my ex hollyyyyy shitttt #compulsory heterosexuality will do you DIRTY #edit to correct effies name my apologies to effie and effies family

[spongebobssquarepants]

Larry David Attacks Elmo

#larry david #curb your enthusiasm #elmo #elmo sesame street #meme #memes #sesame street #video #kane52630

[charlotlie]

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

#booklr #wdym the best book ever is a my hero academia fanfic?? #the secret history #tsh #richard papen #henry winter #odd eye fic #odd eye #marauders #andreil #classics #literature #from the sidelines #if we were villains #harry potter #drarry #bakudeku #franz kafka #i can’t believe i’m tagging drarry and franz kafka in the same post #or larry stylinson #😭😭😭 #1d #unbelievers #ao3 #fanfic #metamorphosis #this is the most controversial tagging i’ve ever done #help #mha #bnha

[inbarfink]

Classification of Ace Attorney Official Art

Type A - Generic Promo Art with a lot of Dramatic Pointing

Type A1 - Oh Wow Look at How Many Characters We Have!!

Type A2 - Instead of Dramatic Pointing it’s Back-to-Back Posing

Type A3 - Ominous Giant Lawyers

Type B - All the Characters Hanging Out Casually as a Family

Type B1 - Seasonal Varieties

Type B1-1 - Phoenix is Fucking Drunk

Type B1-2 - Festival Time!

Type B2 - Gaming Moments

Type C - Illustrated Interpretation of Canon Scenes/Off Screen Moments

Type D - Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth Sharing Long Meaningful Gazes and Palatable Sexual Tension

Type E - What if… Chibis?

Type F - Fancy Outfits

Type F1 - OST Artwork Featuring Orchestra AU

Type G - Inexplicable

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #phoenix wright ace attorney #phoenix wright aa #pwaa #narumitsu #gyakuten saiban #trucy wright #maya fey #larry butz #ace attorney trilogy #ace attorney dual destinies #phoenix wright trilogy #phoenix wright justice for all #pheonix wright #franziska von karma #miles edgeworth #aa trilogy #aa posting #wrightworth #aa4 #apollo justice ace attorney #klavier gavin #kristoph gavin #apollo justice #aa5 #dual destinies #spirit of justice #the great ace attorney #great ace attorney

[karakuliiii]

Really late but it's a redraw of my 2022 art for 'almost christmas means it wasn't cristmas" day

#ace attorney #ace attorney trilogy #dl-6 #dl 6 incident #turnabout goodbyes #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #maya fey #mia fey #larry butz #dick gumshoe #wached the turnabout musical today and got inspierd #god i love these games so much

[skipppppy]

Just remembered that instead of going to bed at a reasonable hour last night I made a tier list ranking every male pokemon npc based on how divorced I think they are. This is a catastrophic discourse waiting to happen

#for the sake of equality i need to rank the women too. but for now take this #pokemon #pokeboys #professor turo #giovanni #larry #hardenshipping #perfectworldshipping #i cant. tag all of these characters. i just can’t

[monsterintheballroom]

#larry the cat #boris johnson #uk politics

[thinkhappythxughts]

The British government is literally crumbling but it’s good to see this cameraman has the right priorities

#uk politics #Larry for PM