#language puns

[druvjelly]

So. Marigold’s pseudonyms. Are of course. All related to goldfish.

Poisson Rouge means goldfish in French. (Basic enough)

Ran Chi-Yu sounds like “ranchu”. A Chinese breed of goldfish with a “hoodie” on its back.

Nishiyo Oranda, I’m unsure with the first one means. But Oranda is a type of goldfish with a bubble on their head.

#splatoon 3 #splatoon #marigold splatoon #marine life #language puns

[excusemylatestobsession]

MYHIdeas:

#1-Jesus and Zeus skit

H: "Dear Jesus,"

(Zeus shows up and scares the man)

Z: "Hello human! I wish.."

(Jesus also pops in a second later)

J: "Hello chil..? What are you doing here?"

Z: "He summoned me, He called out 'Hey, Zeus!'"

J: "Nah, this one is mine buddy."

Z: *Sad Zeus noices*

H: *Confused human noises*

#stupid #greek deity #greek mythology #dialouge #MYHIdeas #language puns #puns #misinterpretation #maybe this has a dash too much blasphemy for me #I just remembered i dont care #funny #off to further ponder life #Fair waters to you #deep tag divers!

[chaoticgenders]

my fav thing is how the english word "gross" sounds like the german word "groß" which means big.

there's this tiktok of a guy pissing in a bush and someone comes up and goes "gross! D:" and the guy is like "ayyy danke!!!" LIKE HELP

#chaos chatter #language puns #LMAO

[centaur-dreaming]

Me: *makes a sound of exclamation after getting hit in the stomach*

Some French dude: What? You want an egg?

#if you get this you get a brownie point for having top tier humour #if you Google translate it to get it you get to live with the fact that you know you could never be as cool as me or the people who get it #first time round #anyway #French humour #funny #humour #French jokes #language puns #French puns

[chibigrimmreaper]

zukka as a ship will never stop being funny to me. because i, as an italian speaker, is impossible for me to hear y'all saying "pumpkin" with a straight face

#avatar the last airbender #atla #zukka #sokka #zuko #language puns #you literally just need to swaps the k's with two c's and ur done! 'zucca': pumpkin in italian ((NOT a pet name actually)) #((tho we do have zuccherino 'sugar' similar in sound))

[not-your-lawyer]

“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”

“Cat, I farted.”

#langblr #French #I love language puns #and I’m making that everyone’s problem

[araiz-zaria]

니미츠 오빠 — opa Nimitz

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IYKYK 😏🤭🤣🌊

#i regret to inform you that this was first posted somewhere else 🥲 #on that hell site (derogatory) over there 🙃😩🤦🏾 #but at least it was posted as a reply #so the one freely available is posted for the first time here 🤪 #it's crack o'clock folks #not art #not so much... #history memes #but more like... #language puns #lmao why am i like this #nothing of significance ofc 😅 #chester nimitz #chester w nimitz #ニミッツの日曜日 #american history

[hecho-a-mano]

a german woman who's a scammer call her a fräudlein

#german language #german #linguistics #shitpost #joke #funny #germany #pun #queue are lovely #language #languages #duolingo #langblr #jokrd #jokes

[emo-batboy]

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 17 (Masterlist)

(Part 18)

@bruciemilf HE NEEDS TO BE A PARENT OKAY????

#battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #the batman #batman 2022 #dc universe #gotham #soft bruce wayne #gotham city #only in gotham #gothamite #social media #social media au #give battinson a child 2k23 #babygirl bruce wayne #battinson needs a hug #cold cold cold cold #his love language is gift giving but he’s too awkward to reasonably communicate that #madeline pun master i don't make the rules #yes i do

[prokopetz]

Replacing the word "service" with "disservice" is literally always funny in every possible context.

Room disservice.

Civil disservice.

Lip disservice.

Public disservice announcement.

Disservice animal.

#language #linguistics #word nerdery #wordplay #puns

[karnalesbian]

i get all giddy and kicking my feet with glee when I think about how fucking good the 'AI' in AI: The Somnium Files is. pun that works on several layers across two languages ohhhh that's the good shit

Aiba is an AI eyeball aibou (相棒, lit. 'partner') who loves you (ai; 愛) (she does. regardless of what she says). Beginning of the title can read as 'A. I.' or 'love' or 'eye' or 'I' (i.e. self-identity) and all of them are equally central elements of the story

#MULTIPLE THEMATICALLY FITTING PUNS IN EACH LANGUAGE IT'S SO SATISFYING #AITSF #i dont think this is like. spoilers in any way or at least i hope not #shout out to henry btw ive thought abt this for years but you posting abt Date again reminded me to finally post it

[gushersgauntlet]

Love Language

#splatoon #inkling #octoling #splatoon 3 #takoika #my art #i do not endorse the love languages weirdo guy i just liked the phrasing #a pun if you will #anyone who can translate what tenta is saying gets a cookie lol #grii #tenta #ignore my ... composition and typesetting skills.....

[spoopers-bloopers]

Meme of the year imo

#celeste #celeste game #ultrakill #badeline #v1 ultrakill #steven meme #comfort character meme #meme redraw #this is just a fun one #need more memes to have an excuse for jarring character combinations #vittu means damn if the meme format doesnt make it obvious #i think the pun is funny #idk anyone who speaks the language though so its off the grapevine for exact context

[vivi-ships]

Some people don't know the difference between entomology and etymology. Those people bug me in ways I can't put into words.

#this is not an original joke #but I think its hilarious and I cant get it out of my head #pun #dad jokes #language joke #etymology #entomology #funny #shit post #how do you tag jokes you want people to see?

[jesncin]

Ma'al: can I ask about the menu please?

The bartender J'onn has a crush on: the men I please are none of your business.

J'onn: * blushes and looks away *

Ma'al: * suspicious *

this is a great joke with a crucial flaw! Ma'al, as someone with a speech disability, can't vocally say "menu please" ("menu" and "please" are two distinct signs in ASL). So with that in mind it would probably go something like this:

:p

#askjesncin #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #ma'alefa'ak #martian bartender #if ma'al signed “menu pls” it would be clear visually what he meant #sign language puns are visual #my fav sign pun is “el paso” where you sign the letter L and the letter O then have the letter L walk past O #“L pass O” haha #“pasteurized milk” is “pass your eyes-milk” which is also funny #jl remix #al crane

[flareboi]

You should doodle your hazard he’s a cutie pie

bwaaaa. i love them

as an extra treat here’s my personal notes that i reference when i draw them

personality wise i think they’re like. a himbo that just so happens to work for an evil guy and thus does evil things. generally nice to everyone that isn’t their direct enemy (you BETTER practice proper OSHA protocol in his presence though). very blunt and very honest. they can’t speak verbally (communicate via ASL) and even then he just doesn’t say much. likes to observe conversations.

#theyre not HoH but their crew does sign while speaking in their presence as like a practice-memorizing thing #since all 3 are fairly new to it #my art #art req #ask box #ava #ava hazard #ava sign #wait injust realized. Sign #accidental pun … #bro really IS speaking sign language