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fanby-fckry · 2 months

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🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow

23 hr. ago

adam is literally sinner coded because of his war crimes. but whatever

🍸 bar-cat75 Follow

23 hr. ago

Angel, I know this is a joke, but just remember that if you go knocking on enough doors asking to see the devil, eventually he’ll answer.

🍎 luci-goosey-666 Follow

1 min. ago

Hi! :D

#jumpscaring my denizens #irl source

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🎀 charlies-angel Follow

8 min. ago

New url now that the cat’s out of the bag.

moth-gf -> @.charlies-angel

🌈 hells-disney-princess Follow

8 min. ago

Awwwwww, babe!!! 🥹🥰💖

🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow

2 min. ago

gay

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💙 ozzie-king-of-lust Follow

1 hr. ago

Lmao I love how Adam fought the radio demon, the princess of hell, and Lucifer himself, but in the end the one to put him down is a two-foot tall cyclops with a knife and blood lust.

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58 min. ago

@.jest-fizzarolli Fizzie Frog, you cannot leave this in the tags.

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57 min. ago

#ozzie peer-reviewed my tags #is he biased? #yes #but idc ↯ #niffty lady ↯ #alastor the radio demon ↯ #adam ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #jesters privilege #irl source

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🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow

12 hr. ago

if I make it outta this alive, I’m gonna tell my crush I’m in love with him.

🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow

2 hr. ago

fuck

#well well well #if it isnt the consequences of my own actions

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🐝 queen-bee-lzebub Follow

3 hr. ago

Nice try Heaven, but: L + Ratio + the power of friendship

#stay sinning stay winning babes!!! ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #👑🐝

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📺 voxblr4k Follow

3 hr. ago

Alastor is trending again, but this time for the right reasons (getting his ass kicked and running away like the cowardly little pissbaby he is)

So I guess I won’t be deleting this hellsite just yet

↯ #alastor the radio demon #shitposting in 4k

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📻 real-radio-demon Follow

4 hr. ago

I seem to have made what you might call an “oopsie daisy”

📻 real-radio-demon Follow

4 hr. ago

A real “cringe fail moment” if you will

📻 real-radio-demon Follow

4 hr. ago

I fucked up

↯ #alastor the radio demon ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #real radio demon broadcasts

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💀 be-gay-do-crym Follow

5 hr. ago

hey is no one gonna talk about how a fucking rpf smut writer just killed adam the motherfucking archangel?

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4 hr. ago

@.niffty-lady has over 1000 fics on archive of our souls including a 500k word explicit radiostatic enemies to lovers fic that allegedly caused infighting in the vees because vox wanted it taken down and velvette kept blocking his access

and she stabbed the leader of the exorcists to death

↯ #niffty lady ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #her url is trending now so ig we are talking about it #cryms crimes

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❤️ moth-pimp Follow

8 hr. ago

people think I’m exaggerating when I say voxxy has a fetish for killing the radio demon. I wish those people could see him now.

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8 hr. ago

#hate boner doesnt even begin 2 describe it #radiostatic #vox ↯ #alastor the radio demon #rb

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📺 voxblr4k Follow

23 hr. ago

for 2nd extermination day I’m deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #shitposting in 4k #irl source

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23 hr. ago

Fanby’s Fake Dash Masterpost

#meta #fake tumblr dash

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minty-frost · 2 years

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Apparently yesterday I was almost asleep, stood up, drew this while watching a meme video and went back to bed.

#Yes it's a redraw of the Lady D meme #I can't draw vintage phones shut up #mint's arts #cookie run #cookie run oc #fc: sour cream cookie #sour cream cookie #shitpost

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fuckyeahgoodomens · 4 months

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Hello my fair lady. I am but a feeble mortal who has been consumed by this rabbit hole we deem Good Omens and it does not seem that I will be seeing the light of day anytime soon.

Please may I ask where the actual fuck do I start with this fandom.

Hiya! :) Um... anywhere you like? :D

We have brilliant 1 book written 30 years by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman (you can get standard book, illustrated book or listen to audiobook which exists in normal form or as full audiocast with David and Michael :)).

We have a glorious TV Show with two seasons (will be final and third, Neil currently writing it) on Amazon Prime :). To the first season of the show there exist the Companion book and a Script book, both marvellous :).

We have BBC4 dramatization :).

We have a musical in the making :).

We have Funkos, hoodies, games, tarot cards and more merch :).

We have Neil who hangs out here on tumblr <3 :).

We have Cons :). (there is actually upcoming TIC5 that is in hybrid form - both online and in person)

And of course, we have a wonderful fandom full of incredibly talented artist, writers and creative people :).

I try to do a lot of tagging on my blog so it would be at least a bit navigatable, for example under the fun fact tag you can find any and every interesting bits about creating Good Omens or under the jokes there is my shitposting with which I am trying to make ppl laugh :D<3.

I find tumblr the most pleasant social media to share stuff and organize blog on and twitter the most toxic one, and we are also on bluesky, instagram, threads :). Check this is you are interested in discord servers :).

#ask #good omens fandom #ineffable fandom

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dashing-through-ecto · 2 years

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Vlad, You Absolut Peanut!

I don´t have an explination for this. (Acctually i do, but shhhhh. its a secret >:D)

was inspired by a post that I can´t finde anymore. It was just one sentence. It was something like "Ladies... please, may I. (immediatly fucks it up)". if I find it again I´ll link it.

Shitpost comic -> Masterpost

#danny phantom #maddie fenton #jack fenton #Vlad masters #dashing-art #shitpost comic #gif #did i spent way to long on this?#yes #yes i did

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jaxxnoir · 1 year

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Mom said no TV after midnight

Another Mercenaries shitpost. A high chance there will be more to come. This was inspired by the last part in the Bloody River when all three daughters come running out of Lady D's room. Was able to take them all out at once with a well-timed vanity throw lmao this DLC is great

#lady dimitrescu #alcina dimitrescu #resident evil village #re8 mercenaries #re8 dlc #resident evil 8 #resident evil #my art #dimitrescu sisters #bela dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #house dimitrescu

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prettyboykatsuki · 11 months

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notes from op ; not an exhaustive list but all major fics are included. if you want to see more thoughts and one-off shitposts about bakugou specifically, you can check my #katsuki <3 tag

all characters written aged over the 18, usually early twenties.

—✮ LONG FIC [4k+]

✮ [ FUCK YOUR INHIBITION ] | [NSFW, 18+ ] | WC ; 10.2k

SYNOPSIS ; Who knew that the boudoir pictures you’ve been getting off too your whole life would look so much better in person?

TAGS ; LARGE AGE-GAPS (19 yrs.), AFAB + Masc!Reader, Runaway / Delinquent!Reader, Fighting / Violence, Retired Pro-Hero Bakugou, Top!Reader, Bottom!Bakugou, Oral(Both!Recieving)

More specific tags on the fic.

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✮ [ A GLIMPSE OF US ] | [NSFW, 18+ ] | WC ; 19.8k

SYNOPSIS ; You always felt like a stand-in in their relationship. Why wouldn’t you be? But you hoped that at least once, he saw you for what you were. That all those years together meant something more.

TAGS ; Bakudeku x Fem!Reader, Polyamory Negotations, Angst, Heavy Hurt/Comfort, Smoking / Nicotine Dependence, Miscommunication, Happy Ending / Getting Together, Threesomes, Oral (M+F!Recieving), Double Penetration, Anal, No

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✮ [ I JUST WANNA BE YOURS ] | [NSFW, 18+] | WC ; 6.4k

SYNOPSIS ; Bakugou drops by your place and the two of you resolve some long standing tension in your kinda, sorta new relationship.

TAGS ; PWP, Fluff + Smut, AFAB + GN!Reader, Established Relationship, Oral (Reader!Recieving), Riding, Dirty Talk, Petnames, Overstimulation.

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✮ [ THEY DON'T LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO ] | [NSFW, 18+] | WC ; 12.2k

SYNOPSIS ; You don't discuss your sex life with Bakugou. When he learns what you get up to, he can't help but be interested.

TAGS ; Pegging, Dom + AFAB+ GN!Reader, Sub!Bakugou Porn with Feelings, D/S Dynamics, Anal (M!Recieving), Oral (M+Reader!Recieving), Double Ended Harness, Aftercare

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✮ [ BLOOM ] | [NSFW, 18+] | WC ; 6.2k

SYNOPSIS ; 5 times you get on Bakugou's nerves and 1 time you don't.

TAGS ; 5+1 Fic, Mutual Pining, Idiots to Lovers, Getting Together, Implicit Nsfw

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✮ [ AM I WARM ENOUGH FOR YOU? ] | [SFW] | WC ; 5.6k

SYNOPSIS ; You speak to your soulmate in your dreams. He doesn't seem happy to see you. TAGS ; Soulmate AU, Fem!Reader, Mild Angst, Fluff, Alcohol

—✮ SHORT FIC [1k+]

✮ [ THE DEVIL WHO ADORES YOU ] | [SFW] | WC ; 1.1k

SYNOPSIS ; Katsuki wants to convince you to join him. he wants to love you in the light

TAGS ; GN!Reader (They have horns though), Forbidden Love, Angel!Bakugou, Devil!Reader, Religious Imagery, Age-Gap (Older!Reader)

✮ [ THROUGH THE CURRENT ] | [SFW] | WC ; 1k

SYNOPSIS ; You get into an accident trying to protect bakugou and he doesn’t take it well.

TAGS ; Angst, Pre-Relationship, GN!Reader, One-Sided Arguing

✮ [ PLEASE KISS ME WHEN YOU LEAVE ] | [SFW] | WC ; 2.7k

SYNOPSIS ; In the rare moments you and your boyfriend get in a spat, he thinks to himself how terrible it’d be to lose you.

TAGS ; GN!Reader, Programmer!Reader, Making-up, Mild Angst, Resolved Arguments, Established Relationships.

✮ [ CALLS HOME ] | [SFW] | WC ; 1.3k

SYNOPSIS ; Katsuki hates nosy interviews, but maybe coming clean about his love life will get these people off his back.

TAGS ; GN!Reader, Pure Fluff, Established Relationship, Reader is a Support Items Engineer

✮ [ LADY PRINCE ] | [SFW] | WC ; 1k

SYNOPSIS ; Bakugou thinks his patrol partner is the worst.

TAGS ; Fem!Reader, Fluff, Prince-Like!Reader, Tsundere!Bakugou

✮ [ ATTENTION SEEKING ] | [NSFW, 18+ ] | WC ; 1.3k

SYNOPSIS ; You punish the maid boy who keeps acting out in your presence

TRIGGER WARNING ; DUBCON, IMBALANCED POWER DYNAMIC.

TAGS ; GN!Reader, Referred to as 'Master of the House', Older!Reader, Caning / Corporal Punishment, Handjobs

✮ [ HALF-WAY THROUGH ] | [SFW] | WC ; 1.2k

SYNOPSIS ; Your boss is a stoic man, apparently full of surprises.

TAGS ; GN!Reader, Pre-Relationship, Boss!Bakugou x Secretary! Reader, Fluff

✮ [ EVERYWHERE WE'VE BEEN] | [SFW] | WC ; 1.2k

SYNOPSIS ; Bakugou hates most alphas. You are the third exception

TAGS ; Omegaverse, Alpha + GN!Reader, Omega!Bakugou, Scenting, Courting, Confession, Fluff.

✮ [ CUT TIES ] | [NSFW, 18+ ] | WC ; 2k

SYNOPSIS ; Bakugou lets you fuck his throat raw. you both like it a little more than you mean too.

TAGS ; Dom + AFAB + GN!Reader, Sub!Bakugou, Light Degradation, Face-fucking, Hair-Pulling, Praise, Oral (Reader!Recieving)

✮ [ ESCAPADES ] | [NSFW] | WC ; 1.6k

SYNOPSIS ; Bakugou always indulges your whims

TAGS ; AFAB!Reader (No gendered language but they are wearing a dress + heels), Established Relationship, Public Sex, Fingering, Riding, Fluff

✮ [ PRIMADONNA ] | [NSFW, 18+] | WC ; 1.2k

SYNOPSIS ; The pretty blonde who shows up to your job tells you to come find him.

TAGS ; Burlesque Dancer Bakugou, GN!Reader, Lapdances, No Explicit Porn but Mature Content

✮ [ TAKE IN STRIDE ] | [NSFW, 18+] | WC ; 1.4k

SYNOPSIS ; Bakugou has always been easy to tease. When he gets braces, you can’t help but wanna tease him a little more.

TAGS ; Dom + GN!Reader, Sub!Bakugo, Braces!Bakugou, Teasing, Mean!Reader

✮ [ ITS YOU, ALWAYS ] | [SFW] | WC ; 1k

SYNOPSIS ; You meet Bakugou's parents

TAGS ; GN!Reader, Fluff, Established Relationship

✮ [ ENEMIES TO LOVERS ] | [SFW] | WC ; 1.2k

SYNOPSIS ; It’s safe to say you don’t get along.

TAGS ; GN!Reader, Injury, Enemies to Lovers, Angst, Pre-Relationship, Kissing

✮ [ HOUSEHUSBAND BAKUGOU ] | [NSFW, 18+ ] | WC ; 1.3k (EXTRA)

SYNOPSIS ; Bakugou hates waiting for you but you always make it worth it.

TAGS ; Househusband!Bakugou, Dom + GN!Reader, Anal (M!Recieving), Praise

✮ [ BULLY!BAKUGOU ] | [NSFW] | (PART ONE) (PART TWO) (EXTRA)

SYNOPSIS ; Bakugou is campus hotshot and number one obstacle in your life.

TRIGGER WARNING ; DARK CONTENT, DUBCON, MANIPULATION, CRUELTY, BULLYING.

TAGS ; Fem + AFAB!Reader, Public Sex, Oral (F!Recieving)

✮ [ LOVE WILL FOLLOW, SOMEWHERE ] | [SFW] | WC ; 2.4k

SYNOPSIS ; The only difference between a confession and a eulogy is a beating heart.

TAGS ; GN!Reader, Mutual Pining, Friends to Lovers, Yearning, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Purpleish Prose

✮ [ WINNER TAKES ALL ] | [SFW] | WC ; 1k

SYNOPSIS ; You and Katsuki make a bet. It doesn’t go how you hope.

TAGS ; Fluff, Fem!Reader, Pre-Relationship.

✮ [ HEAD DOWN ] | [NSFW, 18+ ] | WC ; 1k

SYNOPSIS ; Bakugou gets mean with you.

TAGS ; Degradation, Fem!Reader, Face-fucking, Spit.

✮ [ HEADCANONS ] | [SFW] | WC ; 1.2K

SYNOPSIS ; Various headcanons with no particular theme.

TAGS ; GN!Reader, Established Relationship

✮ [ SHOJOU MANGA ] | [NSFW, 18+ ] | WC ; 1.5k

SYNOPSIS ; The different way Bakugou kisses you.

TAGS ; GN!Reader, Established Relationship, Brief NSFW.

✮ [ LOVERBOY] | [SFW] | WC ; 1.5k

SYNOPSIS ; Bakugou picks you up from a frustrating work dinner and makes you fall in love all over.

TAGS ; Fem!Reader, Established Relationship.

—✮DRABBLES [400-999]

└✮ Lifestyle Sub Bakugou + Dom!GN!Reader 18+

└✮ Drunk Dancing + GN!Reader

└✮ Metaphors about running + GN!Reader

└✮ Realizing he likes you + GN!Reader

└✮ "What does love feel like for you?" + GN!Reader

└✮ Sharing Fruit + GN!Reader

└✮ Pegging + AFAB + GN!Reader 18+

└✮ "Are you okay? You look mad." / "That's just my face." + GN!Reader

└✮ "I'm too sober for this." + GN!Reader

└✮ Pussydrunk Bakugou + AFAB +GN!Reader 18+

└✮ “There are no such thing as happy endings." + GN!Reader

└✮ Comforting You Through A Bad Day + GN!Reader

└✮ Biting Him Till He Bleeds + GN!Reader 18+

└✮Catboy!Bakugou + GN!Reader

└✮ Soft Dom!Bakugou + Fem + AFAB!Reader 18+

└✮ Coming Home After Work + GN!Reader

└✮ Tipsy Flirting + Fem!Reader

└✮ First Times + Fem + AFAB!Reader 18+

└✮ Choking + AFAB!Reader 18+

└✮ Good Girl Reader x Curious Bakugou 18+

└✮ "You don't have to do this alone."

└✮ Dad!Bkg + Fem!Reader

└✮ Inexperienced!Bakugou x AFAB + Fem!Reader 18+

└✮ Love As An Infinity

└✮ Singing To Him + GN!Reader

└✮ Borrowing Your Shirt As A Pillowcase + GN!Reader

└✮ Fucking You with His Chain Hanging + Fem +AFAB!Reader 18+

└✮ Solo Male Masturbation + AFAB!Reader 18+

—✮ BLURBS [-400]

#bakugou masterlist #management

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studentinpursuitofclouds · 10 months

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Got anything for Razzy? Can be absolutely anything, even shitpost.

Yes! :D Thank you for your ask and enjoy!

After some hard work with new spells or just when he wants to relax, he can afford to smoke a little. Rasmodius grows all kinds of weed and tobacco himself. He doesn't sell it to anyone, but he can share it with his friends (if they smoke, of course). At times, when talking with Marlon about different subjects or nothing, smoking has become almost mandatory.

Doesn't miss the opportunity to chat with the Traveling Merchant lady every Friday and Sunday, not forgetting to check out her wares. Sometimes you can find very interesting things and artifacts from the Gotoro Empire at her place. Plus, she's quite a pleasant person to talk to.

He is the one who teleports gems to the trash cans of some Pelican Town residents. After the Wizard recognized the young Farmer's strange habit of rummaging through the trash (he isn't particularly surprised, since he already has a friend with a similar habit - Linus), he decided to use magic to generate gems there. Just to laugh at the Farmer's surprised reaction (a diamond in a garbage can - the hell?? what?????).

If Rasmodius is not expecting guests, and feels unmotivated in some way, he will be lazy to change into his usual robe and will go home in a bath silk robe (purple, because aesthetics 🤌). And if guests do show up - well, he have to accept them according to all the laws of hospitality. And don't look at him like that, this robe is unisex!

Absolutely terrible at cooking. He can concoct any potion you want, but he can't make scrambled eggs without another fire and burnt food. It's easier for Rasmodius to just conjure up food, or have it delivered from the Saloon.

The Wizard loves rain, and goes outside whenever thunderclouds thicken in the sky. He casts a barrier spell on himself that keeps him from getting wet. Rasmodius likes the sound of tinkling drops on the barrier and the smell of rain. He especially loves it in the fall season.

Secretly helps travelers find their way home or to Pelican Town if they get lost in the woods.

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv headcanons #sdv wizard #sdv rasmodius #thanks for asking!

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heavencasteel420 · 3 months

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I was feeling a bit stuck on my main WIPs, so for fun I wrote a couple of lines/paragraphs for each of my other story ideas (the proper ones where I have a general sense of the story's shape, not the shitpost ideas like "Chrissy turns into a car?"). Here are the ones for my Cute/Normal story ideas:

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Nancy Wheeler Can't Win (no UD AU, Nancy-centric)

Sometimes, Nancy thought her life would be easier if she were dating Jason Carver instead. Not better, necessarily. She didn't like Jason nearly as much as Steve; he was kind of pompous and, although he technically looked way more like Tom Cruise, she couldn't imagine ever finding him as sexy as she did Steve. She couldn't help but notice, though, that Chrissy Cunningham didn't have to be one person on Saturday night and another on Monday morning.

Life During Wartime (companion to above, centers on Will and Jonathan)

"I can't believe I'll be the last one to get girlfriend," Mike lamented as he and Will biked home from school. It was a perfect September afternoon, neither too hot nor too cold, and the first leaves were turning yellow. "First Lucas and Max, then Dustin and Suzie, now you and Megan. I'm going to die a virgin."

"We could all still die virgins," Will pointed out. "I don't think Lucas and Max are doing it yet, and Megan and I definitely aren't. And we're not even sure if Suzie is real."

Horse Girl (Stoncy, summer 1985)

The thing about being an asshole, Steve thought, as he listlessly scooped butter pecan ice cream for a couple of sixty-something ladies, was that it took a long time to catch up with you. For instance: the thing he'd spray-painted on the theater marquee about Nancy almost two years ago. Sitting on the hood of his car outside the 7-11, he'd resigned himself to her shunning him forever. He'd even gone to apologize to Jonathan first so he could put off seeing the cold disgust on her face. Then, one month later, she'd taken him back, accepting his apology as a matter of course. Maybe that should've been his first clue that something was wrong.

It's All a State of Mind (AU where Hopper-Byers siblings are psychic carnies/confidence artists in the 1930s)

"Heather likes you," El pointed out a few days later, after they'd settled in. They were in the dining tent, digging into some beef stew. "You could get close to her."

"Keep eating and forget what Murray said," Jonathan told her, although he couldn't summon any harshness to back it up. This was the best meal that he or the kids had eaten in months. "Heather puts up with me. She doesn't want to get close to anyone, either."

Heather Holloway was an aerialist, a pert dark-haired girl who'd joined the circus to get away from a home in some ways worse than the one that Lonnie had provided him and Will. She was friendly to Jonathan, but that was probably because he'd shown no interest in getting inside her drawers.

"So you admit it," Will said smugly. "We wouldn't mind if you got married, you know. So long as we liked her.

From the High to the Low to the End of the Show (S1 AU where the teens are in their late twenties)

"Doesn't it piss you off?" Fred asked her. "That he can just waltz in and get a job because he's 'so talented,' when the rest of us had to work hard and do it the right way?" "Eyes on your own paper, Fred," Nancy said, in a chipper tone that she knew would annoy him. She agreed with him, to a point; she never would have been hired at the Hawkins Post if she'd gone to night school instead of IU. At the same time, she'd heard the other guys say that she'd only gotten the job out of pity. Fred wasn't one of them, but she was running on three hours of sleep an half a bagel, so she didn't feel like being nice. "Why would Holloway care about college? Byers has something he wants and he's willing to pay for it."

Medium

Tomorrow May Not Be Your Day (pre-S4 Jancy breakup, probably no Vecna, eventual Jargyle)

"I'm sure you'll work it out," Mom says. She smiles at him anxiously, and he knows what he should do. He should mumble agreement, accept this bit of comfort. Pay her back with white lies of his own: that the distance isn't really a problem, that she didn't kind of screw him over by moving them all across the country. That there's no reason to worry about him, because he's going to figure things out with Nancy and somehow make Emerson happen. "Yeah?" he asks instead. "What if I don't? What if this is it?" It doesn't come out as a plea for reassurance, either. That would be humiliating, maybe even futile, but at least everyone would understand what he was doing. Instead, it comes out as a challenge.

Let the Broken Hearts Stand (companion to above, Nancy's first year at college, eventual Nancy/Carol)

"Look, I was friends with Steve for, like, ten years before he ditched me and Tommy," Carol says, taking a drag off her cigarette, "but he was definitely the bigger asshole in your relationship." Nancy laughs, startled. Carol grins uncertainly, then offers her the cigarette. She accepts. "Like, whatever, you're a totally embarrassing drunk, and you didn't have the balls to dump him until you were sure you had Byers eating out of your pussy, but--" "Jesus Christ, Carol," Nancy said, turning bright red, but Carol waved her off. "Fine. Va-gi-na. Lady garden. Cavern of feminine wonders. Whatever Emily Post says to call it." Carol cackled as Nancy struggled to look disapproving. "My point is, he was also a fucking prick."

How Will You Make It on Your Own? (Stonathan no UD college AU, the context is Jonathan and Samantha have broken up):

Because all the theater freaks were shunning him, Jonathan sat with Barb and Nancy at lunch. "You'll get back together," Barb said glumly. It was unclear whether she was trying to reassure him but was too stressed out about Mathletes to manage a cheerful tone, or if she was predicting an outcome she disapproved of. "You'll ignore her, she'll call and sort of say sorry, and, because she apologized first, you'll fall all over yourself saying that it's all your fault, and that she's right that you should both move to New York City and live in a condemned building and wear garbage bags instead of clothes." Well. That answered his question. "I don't think that's going to happen," he said, contemplating the peanut butter cracker he'd spent the last half hour eating. "It feels different this time."

Oh, I'm Bound to Go (companion to Drive All Night)

Will wasn't sure who figured it out first, him or Mom. When the money first started coming in--so much money, enough for Mom's medicine and Will's new shoes and more food than he could ever remember having--he asked why they couldn't just live with Jonathan in the city. Surely Indianapolis had enough piecework and odd jobs for the two of them. "He's living in a boarding house, sweetheart," she said, keeping her eyes on the chicken she was cleaning instead of his face. "There's no room for us." Maybe she'd known it was a lie all along. But Will understood Jonathan better than anyone, knew how his lies looked and sounded. On paper, he couldn't hear the too-bright home or watch him disappear behind his eyes, but the wrongness came through all the same.

Short

I Know It Breaks Your Heart (Tommy-centric, mostly future fic)

Tommy didn't need anyone to think that he was smart except for Carol, who understood without explanation that he didn't have to act like a nerd or a circus freak to prove that he was clever. It just felt shitty, sometimes, that Steve clearly thought of him as a dumbass. Steve, who had no bullshit meter and maintained a B-minus average with more effort than he liked to admit. It was annoying, but, more than that, it struck Tommy as greedy. Steve was taller, more handsome, more impressive on the court and field. He put people at ease. He could've let Tommy have something.

Raised on Promises (El's life in California, gen)

No matter what Joyce says, and no matter how nice Will and Jonathan are about it, El still feels embarrassed by the toys. Jonathan doesn't play with anything, except sometimes for the hacky sack Argyle gave him; he just listens to tapes and smokes. And maybe that's because he's almost grown up, but Will is her age and he gave away all his D&D stuff to Erica before they moved. He does art now, which isn't playing. Grown-ups do art, too, sometimes even as a job. The girls at school don't play with toys, either. They have fun like she and Max did last summer: dressing up and messing around with makeup and hanging out at the mall. Only the girls here aren't as nice, and Max isn't here to show her how to act her age. So she finds herself building little towns out of blocks and shuffling around a bunch of plastic dolls.

The P is for Perfection (and You Know That We Are Freaks) (Joyce doesn't move the family to California and El becomes a cheerleader)

"I heard she was raised in a cult," Amanda whispered to Chrissy, as the freshman girls lined up. "Chief Hopper knocked up some hippie and only found out when she died a couple years ago. And then he left her with Joyce Byers when he died. Not really an improvement, if you ask me." "Shush," Chrissy said. She was already getting a headache and the yelling hadn't even started. "You don't want the other girls to hear." Amanda muttered that it was common knowledge, but Chrissy tuned her out and studied Jane Hopper. She was on the tall side, with a lean and strong-looking frame. No flyer, but she could be a backspot or a base. She had curly brown hair pulled back in a scrunchy and a pretty, guileless face. She was dressed okay, in a baggy light purple sweatshirt and white leggings, but there was an air of offness about her.

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