Neighbor: Could I borrow some milk?
Me: We have oat beverage.
Them: Oat beverage?
Me: It legally cannot be called milk.
Them: I’ll… leaves
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Me vs the dairy filled lasagna
Me: *equip lactase enzymes*
Me: *prays to the lactose gods*
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Me: oh God why am I in so much pain???
Me, an hour or two ago: *makes and eats something with milk in it*
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I’m very blessed not to lactose intolerant because I LOVE milk
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I literally pay a monthly subscription to be able to digest dairy
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Ooooo yummy! Icecream! Or maybe Frozen yogurt? What flavors are yall getting? What toppings? Sharing a large together or getting two individual ones and having fun and giggling?
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guess what happened to ya boi
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