#lack of pancakes

[gophergal]

Bi-han: little brother, it's time for you to learn about the gift passed down in our blood. That which sets us apart from everyone you'll meet

Kuai: cryomancy is no mystery to me

Bi-han: not that gift. The Ass Of Sub-Zero. The ass you and I share, that our grandfather had before us. An ass like two halves of round, ripe melon. An ass that glows like moonlight on fresh snow

#gopher rambles #mortal kombat #shitpost #this is incredibly stupid but extremely funny to me #ice dad wasn't allowed to be subzero because his ass was flat as a pancake #peepaw zero took one look at his son and said “you dishonor this family with that thing. no son of mine lacks a dumptruck”

[timlucys]

the day the fandom realizes that chenford doesn't currently function within the confines of a healthy, communicative, adult relationship is the day i will know peace.

#like yes if the relationship you were talking about existed i'd be anti breakup too #but it doesn't! and those flaw-free characters you talk about don't exist on the show - they only exist in fic! #these are flawed messy and sometimes immature people with a vast number of communication issues #and a penchant for being the martyr (tim) and being the runner (lucy) #they're not automatically devoid of flaws once they're together. if anything their fear makes those flaws worse #their lack of communication and overt side-skirting of issues is prevalent from 512 to 521 without the rose coloured glasses filter #like step back from the pancakes and the 'dadford' and i promise you'll see two people with a myriad of interesting and complicated issues #and that people are allowed to think a fascinating way to handle this is to get them apart to build them stronger back together #YOU are allowed to think otherwise. but others can view this as compelling storytelling and put that above their shipper goggle lens #text

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

i have normal feelings about him

#this is a lie im so unbelievably abnormal about him #expressing my feelings about him would get me killed #(by sheer embarrassment) #i need to have his face held in my hands immediately u do NOT understand #i need to be holding him !!! #i need to do THE sappiest shit to him #like i need to feed him bites of shortcake n shit. during a picnic. literally actually need to get a dollop of whipped cream on his nose #i need to hug him. and kiss him all over his face like super kiss attack #i need to pretend to steal his nose like u do with babies #its how i express my love #i need to pat his stupid little head and play with his hair and massage his scalp and rrryrggrgrgrgrgr #god why is this so much more embarrassing than admitting i want to fuck him god #saying u want him tied up & begging??? fine. bloody? go ahead #but GOD FORBID i want to give him a little massage and wash his back in the shower and ggrgdgdgegGEGRGRHRGRGRGR #i want to have breakfast with him :( #i can make decent pancakes :((( i swear :(((((( #i bet hed be such a little bitch /affectionate abt things but its okay i am nothing if not persistent. i think. probably #he will be taken care of if its the last thing i do amen #... #i blame the lack of a filter on the migraine #posting posting 💕

[aniseandspearmint]

i'm looking up dessert recipes and i am so freaking tired of seeing so many 'lightened up' recipes.

i want heavy thanks.

real butter

real sugar

real fat

real everything

like, if i make a thing i'm usually stretching it a week, it's not like i'm eating the whole cobbler or crumble or whatever at once.

tho even if i was it's fine.

dessert isn't some dirty terrible thing that you're punishing yourself for eating.

#and look- a portion of a cobbler or a crumble is a decent amount of nutrients! #in extra tasty form! #we are supposed to enjoy food! #humans are made to enjoy food! #my grandmother loved making cobblers and crumbles for BREAKFAST #when you look at it it's no worse than eating pancakes soaked in syrup or poptarts for breakfast #and what baffles me is often the same people who re like 'oh no tee hee thats too much sugar for me!' when they see cake or pie or whatever #eat things that have WAY more sugar #person i SAW you eat that maple bacon and pancakes with syrup #i saw you drink that orange juice #sugar sugar SUGAR #and that's fine too! sugar is energy! but the lack of awareness is concerning #rambling #food stuff #me #my life #(this is of course vague bitching and not directed at anyone who CAN'T have some of these things bc of medical issues)

[emsylcatac]

I want to reblog that marichat kiss gif but it's nowhere on my feed gngngnomnomgnnrrer *angrily munches on an imaginary pancake*

#guess it's a sign i need to wake up and have breakfast at [check times] 12:30 & make myself real pancakes 🫣 #better than gabriel's ones because _i_ happen to know adrien's tastes sir #& i make them with LOVE something gabriel is clearly lacking #ml spoilers #exaltation #exaltation spoilers

[blueberrypancakesworld]

In all honesty I did not have the biggest writing motivation in the moment. To be fair I did not have the biggest writing motivation in the last days. So the Welcome to the Blood Drop series will take longer and the ideas for the One-shots that I had will not be written not until I have my full motivation somehow back (In my opinion of I'm not fully on a project in the state of full motivation then this will be less good). Because I'm not sure what it is that keeps my motivation down and like everything it's annoying and irritating. At the same time I put myself under pressure because of school, lack of time and a shirt story that I want to finish for a writing competition. But also want you guys to have something to read because I know how much some of you love my writings.

But thank you to everyone for the sweet and amazing support all the comments, reblogs and hearts and messages here have showed me that maybe someday my dream comes true

#pancakes rambling #information #lack of motivation

[pippindot]

Ignored so long she fell asleep

#withering away from lack of corndog stick #pip #3 years #pancake

[panb1mbo]

i fucked up food i was making from scratch, which triggered my RSD. i really sat there and cried over pancakes. hmm.

#it be like that ig #i’m laughing abt it now but idk sometimes i feel weird being in my early 20s uhhhh lacking basic emotional regulation #sometimes you just have to cry over pancakes though #and then move on with your day #2000scrybaby.vent

[theresastarmanwaitinginthesky008]

I love that pancake day is in aro week

#aro week #arospec #aromatic #pancake day #pancakes #British #aro week and pancake day #my love of pancakes and lack of romantic love conbinded #woo woo #idk what else to put in the tags

[girlwithfish]

im so bad at making pancakes lol

#they just fall apart sm in the pan when i flip but its whateva #im using up the 3 bananas i have that r going bad #they r still pancakes just broken up a little #my batter is prob lacking and im too arrogant so i dont measure and just eyeball stuff lo #zzzzzzz

[darkfinch]

wip guessing game: cat, pancake, smug

devastated to announce that i have not written anything about Love Of My Life Pancake The Cat, please have these tiny qwat snippets and my profuse apologies,

CAT

Quinn locks onto the movement like a cat with a laser toy, and Eliot thinks, maybe I shouldn’t be enabling this level of gleeful violence. 

PANCAKE

“Eggs,” Quinn mumbles into his stolen pillow, “and pancakes. With blueberries, obviously—”

SMUG

Quinn’s smug and easygoing, but empty in the eyes in a way Eliot’s a little too familiar with.

[wip guessing game]

#PLEASE FORGIVE THE LACK OF PANCAKE CONTENT i can't write cats as i have unfortunately never had a cat #love cats. cherish every cat i have ever met. am not familiar enough with their situation 2 write them #finchtalks

[theghostofwilburtheworm]

this is my lowest point <-messed up pancakes

#it was horrible it was like an odyssey first i dropped egg shells on the mix then i was lacking one ingredient then i burned my hand #then all my pancakes broke when i tried to flip them then they burned to crisp and then i gave up #gh0ost txt #HOW DID ALL THAT HAPPEN IVE BEEN COOCKING PANCAKES FOR AGES NOW AA #i feel so defeated

[everymanpdf]

impeccable gender of wearing a lover's too-big pants and belt with a question mark above your crotch as god intended

#its also upside down. however #we're gonna go get pancakes :) noting how my lack of identity means i subsume whoever im dating and now im edgy again

[cockworkangels]

the flat ass community needs to unionise

#does everyone here have a dumb truck or something or am i lacking perspective here with an ass that makes pancakes look plump #like not to defend jensen ackles of all people but that’s an average ass??? #da.post

[grunge-mermaid]

Food Blog:

Prep Time: 5 minutes

Cook Time: 20 minutes

Total Time: 25 minutes

Actual time:

95 minutes

#and to make it worse: it doesn't even taste good #i feel like i've wasted all that time and food #all i can taste is powdery flour and lack of salt #it's so bland and chalky #but it had so much potential... mushroom-stuffed potato pancakes #maybe next time i'll try using leftover mashed potatoes & different flour & more seasonings #but this is the most disappointing thing i've cooked in a long time

[sprinklethetangerine]

Man, my back and shoulder hurts from making these pancakes. It feels like I've been standing forever.

#theyre really cute theyre in the shape of a bunny #unfortunately tho we forgor to check if we had syrup or jam or anything sweet and uh now we have nothing to put on the pancakes #and theya re severely lacking sugar #not my cat i mean the ingredient sugar #anyway i burnt my finger and i need to make a few fixes to my recipe #like adding more sugar #it needs more sugar #also add a step at the start that just says “make sure you have syrup first or else youll regret it” #and another that goes “remove the whisk before attempting to pour the batter idiot” #yeah that didnt really go super well #but its okay cause it was my first tray #the only issue i cant figure out is why the bunny pattern isnt properly showing on the pancakes #like is there something special i have to do or something? #or is it just like this? #anyway yeah im in a little pain and a little sad they didnt turn out how i wanted #but its okay you know you make mistakes and you learn #and i still get to eat pancakes after this