i should become a professional cake decorator 🤘🏼😛
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Hangman says weird shit when he gets nervous
As in, he overshares when he gets nervous and isn’t sure what to say, sometimes it’s just trauma dumping and sometimes it’s sexual and sometimes it’s just… idk weird
He usually has it under control, the pressure of his job is not the thing that gets him, it’s the stress of his life outside of work
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Example 1:
Ice: nice to meet you, Jake
Hangman: pleasure’s all mine sir, you have a beautiful house, you know, I used to live in a house just like this before my dad kicked me out and disowned me
Ice:
Hangman: sorry
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Example 2:
Coyote: so?
Hangman: so what?
Coyote: did you tell him?
Hangman: I told him that I can’t stand him and that I want to **** his **** and then have him **** me until I can’t breath and hopefully until he can’t speak
Coyote:
Coyote: instead of… I love you?
Hangman: I got nervous ._.
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Example 3:
Rooster: are you sure you’re ok?
Hangman: of course, it’s just a funeral, haven’t even seen the man in more than a decade
Rooster: yeah but he’s still your dad, you’re allowed to be upset
Hangman: hmm
Hangman: hey, did you know that like 1% of people get buried alive?
Rooster: I didn’t know that
Rooster: ready to go?
Hangman, taking his hand: hopefully he won’t wake up mid ceremony
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the idea of buck being put into a coma by literal lightning is so hysterical to me cause a couple episodes ago the universe was gently trying to tell him not to go through with the donation by creating minor inconveniences but clearly it decided this idiot cannot be trusted to take subtle cues cause the next course of action was to set zeus on his ass
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me: he’s literally baby like he’s so adorable
him: a 60 year old grumbly musician
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Elvis and Ann-Margret, while filming Viva Las Vegas, 1964
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Gun Club / Kid Congo Powers and Jeffrey Lee Pierce.
Sydney, 1983.
Photo : David Laing.
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kon-el basically saved markiplier from the la gangs without even trying. but you wouldnt know that if you didnt read superboy (1994)
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