#kronk: principle amzy

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im happy that accidentally letting youtube autoplay onto a whole-ass episode of the emperor’s new school (cropped in the corner of a still image of space, audio pitched up like in the good old days) resulted in me realizing i still had the whole theme song ingrained into my soul like a sleeper agent, subsequently making me wanna go back and revisit it.

most of the criticisms about it are completely right (objectificafion of malina, very little actual character growth/lessons learnt, missed opportunities for a show set within the incan culture), but man that movie was unintentionally the PERFECT setup for a television series like this. kronk constantly forgetting that yzma and principle amzy are the same person. the style switch as yzma hatches increasingly ridiculous plans, only to go with a much more sensible, less convoluted one in the end. a new gag for every time kronk pulls the wrong lever. AND a new gag for each time they go on the rollercoaster ride!

like honestly not to be corny but all i can think to say is “brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!!!”

#hes on his way to the throne hes on his way to success! but he has to go to school hes got to #ACE! THAT! TEST! #hes the emperor to beee and he’s. totally!! #‘yknow its all about me’ EXACTLY!! (go go!) #theres many things i dont like about the show. the theme song is not one of them #that and red eyyeddd tree frogg mann reed eyyyeedd tree froggg man #kronk: principle amzy? yzma: *takes off disguise* kronk: YZMA THE PRINCIPLE AMZY?????