#Let sophie Elizabeth Foster stab someone in book ten
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god this took too long (already finished it weeks ago ago)
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ok so elf kids don’t have birthday parties, but what if they had manifestion parties. after the kid manifests they invite all their friends and family over and have a party celebrating their new ability.
the books, gifts, snacks would mostly be on the theme of their new ability, the adult would gossip, and complain if the kid didn’t get one of the good abilities. some kids have to wait years before getting to have one because the manifest late. and the longer a kid goes without manifesting the less likely they are to get invited to the parties, and the having a party was just another thing the talentless kids missed out on
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i feel like
diving deeper into kotlc means getting past your hatred for fitz vacker to some point
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I know I’m gonna sound like a crotchety fandom old when I say this but I am soooo tired of people saying the same shit over and over and over again
Like not to say that no one is doing anything new
Cause they are
And I recognize with my basically-just-reblogging habits I’m not exactly adding anything new
But man once you’ve been here for nearly 5 years you notice some patterns
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ik sophie can’t tell the match makers her bio mom is oralie but why can’t she just say it’s one of oralies relatives like it would have the same effect (bc the parent thing is to stop inbreeding 💀)
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the "what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said __" meme format but its fitz and said "what if you wanted to kill your brother but you realized one of the buttons youre pushing might save him"
i spent much longer than I meant to on this
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The fact that they can say kotlc is a children's book even after Shannon quite unsubtly implied Silveny and Greyfell had sex
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listen i know everyone has their criticisms about the art style or designs or whatever but this is adorable 😭 my children
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