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ami-igidk · 3 days
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can they like kiss already
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crescentpaws · 23 days
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imagine book 1 dex finding out that the fandom ships him with vackers
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purplesoup-lad-le · 3 months
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sometimes i wonder if one of those couple name generators would do better than what we've come up with.
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I don't have to wonde anymore
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sasharcyreal · 7 days
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Is there any chance you could do a little FedEx (dex x Fitz) drawing? I love your art! It's so pleasing to look at!
fedex fedex au
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bye this is so ugly
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normal elf posts
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🦢 moonlark-foster-2000 reblogged decknopath
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Fitz Vacker is the handsomest girl, I want to do bad things to him
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I'm going to have to start selling eye bleach at slurps and burps now
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🧸 elfblogginggg Follow
Hey op only tagged this with #fitz vacker so either you were looking through the tag or you're following a Fitz stan acc
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🪫 decknopath Follow
IT SHOWED UP INT HE FOR YOU SECTION
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🏜️ gender-neutral-territories
LMFAO that's not helping your case Dizznee
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@moonlark-foster-2000
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skijsjdhjejdhdhjsnwjsnfjiwnaoemhocnehd
#👀 #is there anything you want to tell me dex
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askdetz · 1 month
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Happy Valentines
Hey... Look... We're back! -and alive! We didn't mean to be gone for so long, but something happened, and we did not have time to answer questions. HOWEVER, we can now! For a fresh start, we cleared out the questions in our ask box. Come chat with us!
Happy Valentines! Dex and I hope you have a great day either with a loved one/s or by yourself! Make sure to let those important to you know that you love them. <3
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cryoverlife · 3 months
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does anyone just FORGET that Dex is tall, because I do. He gives of such short vibes(average hight) and the. I see a fanfic of fanart and he’s taller then everyone else and then I remember.
It’s even worse becuase I ship Fitz and Dex and I keep imaging Fitz being taller the Dex before I need to give my self a reality check and am like “oh wait dex is the tall one.”
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fedex-week-2023 · 6 months
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FedEx Week Prompts! (November 1-7)
Day 1: Anger
Day 2: Mermaid
Day 3: Royalty / High School AU
Day 4: FedEx Trucks
Day 5: Nerds (affectionate)
Day 6: Oblivious
Day 7: Free Day
Tag either this blog ( @fedex-week-2023 ) my main ( @squishmallow36 ) and/or #fedex week 2023 so I can see all of your creations! I can't wait to see them!
Also tbh I don't really know how to pick prompts for this thing. So. Sorry if they're a bit disappointing.
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It's late but Day 4: Fedex Trucks
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I started this this morning. I need help.
Taglist (lmk if you want to be added/removed!): @stellar-lune @faggot-friday @kamikothe1and0nly @nyxpixels @florida-preposterously @poppinspop @uni-seahorse-572 @solreefs @did-i-say-you-could-get-up @rusted-phone-calls @when-wax-wings-melt @good-old-fashioned-lover-boy7 @dexter-dizzknees @abubble125 @hi-imgrapes @callum-hunt-is-bisexual @xanadaus @callas-pancake-tree @hi-my-name-is-awesome @katniss-elizabeth-chase @arson-anarchy-death @dizzeners @thefoxysnake @olivedumdum @loveution @notyourlegacygirl
Pink haired Fitz owns my soul
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i just want dex and fitz to kiss is that too much to ask
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fruitjedi · 10 months
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So like here’s chapter one of unmatched it’s a Sophie/Keefe and Fitz/Dex fic.
Sophie (1)
Sophie Foster was done with matchmaking. She was done with the council and, most importantly, completely and utterly done with Cassius Sencen.
“Foster” Keefe Sencen said from his position next to his girlfriend in the hall “It’s not that bad”
Sophie groaned “Not that bad?! Your dad’s making you have a winnowing gala and I can’t even be on your match lists cause I’m unmatchable “
“I told you I don’t care about that,” Keefe said softly “Can you just believe I’ll handle this? I don’t care about the council or their match lists” He took both of Sophie’s hands in his “Foster all I care about is you”
Sophie melted “I know it’s just when we did the inquisition Fitz said-”
“I don’t care about what Fitz said and you shouldn’t either it’s clearly eating at you. What Fitz said doesn’t matter”
Sophie nodded “I know. I guess I just fear you’ll dump me for one of those match-list girls because they're more normal and better for your family. Silly I know considering you don’t care about that stuff” Sophie laughed a little
Keefe sighed then shook his head “Why would I want anything else when what I’ve wanted for years is right here”
“Cause my brain is stupid,” Sophie said smiling so hard her cheeks hurt
Keefe smiled at her and leaned in to kiss her. His lips had just met hers when a voice cleared their throat behind them.
Sophie and Keefe whipped their heads around as fast as elfishly possible to see Fitz Vacker standing behind them.
“You know if you want to make out,” Fitz said “Please don’t do it in the middle of the hallway”
Keefe groaned exaggeratedly “Fitzy come onnnn we were just having some fun”
Fitz sighed “It’s still the middle of the hallway Keefe, Also don’t you have class?”
Keefe shrugged “It’s just The Universe no biggie”
Fitz rolled his eyes “Bye Keefe”
Keefe waved at him
Once Fitz was gone Keefe turned to Sophie “Ok I know he’s my best friend but that dude is everywhere”
Sophie nodded “Yeah, My house after school?”
Keefe groaned “Can’t Daddy Dearest wants to talk more about finding me a good match”
“Just tell him you are with me,” Sophie said “It’s that simple”
“I thought you didn’t want to tell people?” Keefe asked confused
“I don’t. But I also want my boyfriend to myself”
“Oh, Foster a little jealous are we?” Keefe teased lovingly
Sophie laughed “Shut up”
A while later at lunch Dex Dizznee was telling Sophie about strategies when she noticed Keefe was glaring at Fitz. She turned to look at Fitz. Fitz was staring. Except he wasn’t staring at her. He was pretending to yes but every time he thought no one was looking he quickly turned his head to Dex instead. Wait. Sophie thought. Does Fitz… Like Dex? She didn’t care that he liked boys but didn’t he? Didn’t his family? Wasn’t being queer basically taboo in the lost cities? Sophie wondered what Fitz thought about this. If he was ok with it. He probably wasn’t. He was probably trying to shove it down so he wouldn’t have to be queer and a bad match.
Sophie transmitted a message to Fitz “You know I will always support you right?”
Fitz’s eyes widened “What are you talking about Sophie?”
“Dex” She transmitted as gently as she could
“Oh, That. Don’t worry about that. I have that under control”
Sophie sighed “Then why are you sneaking glances at him?”
Fitz’z eyes flitted “You see that?”
“My boyfriend is glaring at you. I wanted to see why”
“Oh,” Fitz stared down at his lunch at picked at it “Like I said I have it under control ok? I’m just burying it down so nobody can see it”
“You could always ask him out?” Sophie asked
“I can’t Sophie. My family wouldn’t even look at me” Fitz picked at his food “Besides Dex likes Bee everyone knows that”
Sophie knew for a fact Dex just said he liked Biana and actually had a huge crush on Fitz but that was neither here nor there “You don’t have to tell people. I’m not telling anyone I’m dating Keefe. Besides Fitz?”
“Yeah?”
“Dex might surprise you”
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ami-igidk · 1 month
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Dex Dinzznee wouldn't mind being in love with a boy, if it didn't mean being in love with Fitz Vacker
Fitz Vacker wouldn't mind being in love with Dex Dizznee, if it didn't mean being in love with a boy
in thIS ESSAY I WILL-
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squishmallow36 · 9 months
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So for those of you who don't know because it's been a while since I've mentioned it, I count fedex trucks that I see out in the wild and...yeah, maybe it's a little bit of a religion at this point. Don't worry about it. I think I started in august of 2021 but idk anymore.
I'm proud to announce today that I finally reached 666 trucks and my gays are finally going to super hell
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(I actually got two more before getting home but shush. The gays going to super hell is more important)
(Yes i use an mtg life counter. I can close the app and it saves the number, okay?)
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purplesoup-lad-le · 4 months
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does anyone else look quite as crazy as these two in the graphic novel?
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no. and thats why I'm using this as extra grounds to ship them on. crazy to crazy communication. love and light, amen.
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rayniscatstatue · 1 year
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I am such a stan for flustered Fitz
It doesn’t even matter what Fitz ship I write a fic on, he is always flustered as hell…
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🕶️ Atlantissunk-deactivated20221207
Fitz and Dex would actually make a cute couple I think
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i'm gonna count to three and that shit better be deleted
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