Lin: Kya! I can't do this stupid math!
Kya: What’s the math problem?
Lin: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.
Asami: *covering Korra's ears, while Kya smacks Lin upside the head* Not going to lie that was hella smooth.
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this is my favorite website ever like this is so silly and real
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Asami, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Mako: Gray.
Bolin: Grey.
Asami, turning to Korra: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Korra: Dark white.
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Okaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
Jairah (OC): Hey Ma?
Korra: Yes Jai? Has your mother seen your report card yet?
Jairah: Yes, and I said ok.
Korra: What?
Jairah: She said she wanted more A's
Also Jairah: So I said okaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy.
Korra: *holding back her laugh*
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Korra: I need motivation to not kill Republic City’s President
Asami: we can’t fuck if you’re in prison
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Korra: When I was young and straight, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rock star. I’m not proud of it.
Asami: You’re kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
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Asami: i just really like buff woman
Korra: fuck i gotta start working out
opal: korra you are already buff
korra: oh yeah!
Kuvira: you sure you want that one?
Asami: yep
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EXACTLY
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Korra: I mean at your age-
Asami: Be careful now. Don’t be too dead to still be the Avatar.
Lin: Exactly how old do you think I am?
Korra: Well-
Asami: If you open your mouth and say an age, any age, there’s no coming back from that.
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Korra: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
Asami: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
Asami: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."
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Korra: I’m in love with you.
Asami: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Korra: I know.
Asami: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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Adora: So my best friend told me she loved me, then she kissed me, and then the pure energy of our love for each other saved the world. But like, did she mean that as a friend or...?
Korra: Oh, that definitely sounds like a friend thing
Asami: I am going to murder you both
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Asami: *accidentally brushes korra’s hand with her own*
Korra: *aggressively holds her hand* Fucking commit to it!
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From Estate to Mall
They brought chaos from the Sato Estate to the Mall 😅
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In the dark of the night…
Korra: *whisper* imhorny
Asami: hm? what was that?
Korra: *whisper* i want u
Asami: oh. okay. are you awake?
Korra: *whisper* no.
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