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taika: worship my guns you thirsty sluts
tessa: you came to the wrong neighborhood bitch
rhys: GIGGLE tee hee having arms is fun
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"Are you a man or a woman?" Yeah, I'm actually a thing. I'm a being.
"But what's in your pants?" I'm made of rocks.
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misspoetree · 2 years
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I finally managed to go and see Love & Thunder today.
And I know I'm kinda late to the party but I hope you enjoy these no context spoilers anyway:
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yourdailymarvelmemes · 8 months
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itsjuliak5 · 2 years
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“Thor: Love and Thunder” Spoilers Without Context
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if i see one more revengers edit or fanart without bruce banner i’m gonna scream. this is bruce banner erasure and i will not stand for it.
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aintinacage · 2 years
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Taika Waititi asks Natalie Portman about Star Wars.
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captainwaffles · 2 years
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Almost cried
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jessiarts · 2 years
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Art Masterlist
[Last updated: 24 February 2024]
Hey, there! I'm Jessi :)
This is my Art Masterlist with links to my art, with posts that you may or may not have seen, such as my Infinity War Rewrite Comic, Morticia Addams as a mermaid, as well as other various fanart and personal art pieces. Also, I used to participate in Drawlloween a lot, so you're bound to find plenty spooky art as well. Oh, there's also this comic, that apparently resonated with way too many people.
My personal art tends to have a more surreal/magical quality to it, as it's usually a way for me to illustrate my thoughts or feelings.
Currently accepting: Requests for These! Commissions: Open on Ko-Fi
Upcoming Projects: 'Hey Alice' animation, Yondu comic
You can find me other places here. Prints | Patreon | Ko-Fi You can also check out my FAQ.
List got long so everything is under the cut until I can decide how I want to make it neater lol
Bare with me as the list is bound to change while I figure out how to best organize all my sections lol
Fanart is listed first, followed by my original art. My older art can be found via a link at the very bottom of the page.
FANART
Comics: All the comics I’ve drawn, organized by various fandoms. Some original as well.
Sketch Practices: Compilation of sketches I did after opening requests over on my tumblr to practice drawing figures/expressions.
Marvel
Loki
Avengers 1 Loki - Very first experiment with photorealistic digital painting! (2015)
Ragnarok Loki - more photorealism experiment (2018)
Noobmaster69 Comic - Noobmaster69 strikes again and Thor lets him have it for being mean to Korg! But who is Noobmaster, really? And why does he keep coming back when he knows he’ll get yelled at by the God of Thunder? (2020)
Infinity War Rewrite Comic - Sorta a “Loki fix-it” comic. What happens when Thanos demands the tesseract from Loki, but gets much more than he bargains for? How will this work out for not only Thanos, but Thor and Loki as well? (2019)
Kid Loki and Classic Loki's Helmet - Kid Loki mourning the loss of Classic Loki (2021)
Loki borrows Tony's 3D printer - Funny comic where Loki messes with Thor (2022)
Infinity War Loki - Loki in magenta and blue lighting. (2020)
Red hair edit - Idk, I just was curious what MCU Loki would look like with Mythology Loki’s red hair (2023)
Guardians of the Galaxy
Learn the Alphabet with Groot - Meme video. I promise it’s more than just “I am Groot” and is actually funny. (2019)
Gamora - Digital watercolor style portrait (2020)
"You Were Always my Boy" - Yondu & Peter feels. Spirit Yondu watching over Peter. (2020)
Touching Foreheads - Peter x Gamora feels. Listening to music together. (2022)
Shielding - Yondu protecting little Peter Quill (2022)
"They didn't feel a thing" Comic - What was Mantis’s role in Ego’s quest for his children? Was she but a bystander- or more likely, did she play an active role, too innocent and brainwashed by her master to understand it was wrong? Does it keep her up at night? (2018)
Nebula - Digital watercolor style portrait (2020)
Mantis & Drax Holiday Fun - Mantis sitting on Drax's shoulders to hang colored lights. (Inspired by GOTG Holiday Special) (2022)
Misc:
More Marvel character portraits.
Disney
Stitch - colored pencil (2016)
Halle Bailey as The Little Mermaid- Full underwater scene photorealism experiment | Face Painting Process (2019)
Untooned Mulan
Untooned Megara
Doctor Who
Are you my Mummy?- pencil drawing (2015)
Impossible Astronaut (2016) | Colored Version (2018)
Will I ever see you again? - Ten and Rose. All the feels plus Circular Gallifreyan (2014)
Well? - Portrait of the Tenth Doctor done like one of those old red/blue 3D comics.
Do you love the color of the scarf? - Color of the sky, but with Tom Baker's scarf and tons of easter eggs. (2023)
Supernatural
Demon Dean - pencil drawing (2015)
Bean Dean - silly vector drawing of Dean Winchester as a bean with a giant piece of pie (2016) | Process video
Rowena - digital photorealism portrait experiment (2019)
Charlie Fix-It - Comic where Charlie lives at the end of S10 E21: Dark Dynasty
Misc
ET - colored pencil portrait (2016)
Captain Jack Sparrow's Compass - colored pencil (2016)
Yoda - colored pencil portrait (2016)
Graveyard Girl - digital photorealism portrait experiment (2018)
Skyrim Character - my character in Skyrim. Low-poly portrait (2018)
Simpsons Werewolf - silly comic, Marge is a werewolf (2018)
Winnie the Pooh Xenomorph Comic - Pooh has a rumbly in his tummy, and it seems like honey won’t quite solve this problem! (2019)
Tim Burton AHS Coven - Portrait of the coven drawn digitally in an ink style. (2019)
Unus Annus Tribute Comic - Chibi Mark and Ethan vs giant Spider. This was inspired by Eef in the Paper Plane video, when he called a spider that came out of the fireplace “Santa,” and once I started drawing this I decided to go ahead and add a bunch of other references in it too. See if you can find them all! (2020)
Unus Annus Tribute Video - Unus Annus meets Hamilton (2020)
Baby Smaug - ink sketch (2015) | Timelapse
Shrek in Space - Pretty much as stated (2022)
Morticia Addams Mermay - Morticia Addams as a mermaid, sharing a tender moment with Gomez on a lake. (2022)
ORIGINAL ART
Animations:
Selkie - An animatic of a selkie’s escape to the song, Underground by Cody Fry. (Duet version with CowboyTinkerbell's storyline) (2023)
Personal Pieces:
These are more surreal in nature.
Creation - Magical creativity and inspiration exploding out of a woman in fantastical light (2020)
Black Butterfly - Thyroid piece. A woman with black veins radiating from a black butterfly on her throat. (2020)
Hold Me Close So I Don't Shatter - Woman with light shining through cracks in her body while her partner holds her close. (2020)
Scream - Portrait of a woman screaming as golden tears run down her face. Her eyes glow, her hair whips as though blown by wind. (2020)
Drowning - Woman drowning in a golden sea made up of her own tears. (2020)
Blue - Music can help sometimes… (2021)
Floating - Surreal. Woman floating in space. Whales, starfish, trees. (2021)
Hurt - Also known as “Idk sometimes I just doodle to help me deal with stuff” (2022)
Random Stuff
Scarecrow - Creepy scarecrow in rainy cornfield with some lightning. More realism experimentation (2018)
Our Mother is Burning - Climate piece about rising temperatures using actual climate data (2020)
Blocked - Mermaid trapped under ice (2020)
DTIYS Naga Angler Mermaid (2020)
Brain
Creating things - Comic based on actual events [Also known as ‘Sad Blorb Repost Comic’] (2022)
Galaxy Girl - Girl made of the galaxy with golden linework. Digital watercolor style (2020)
Make me - Silly comic based on Tumblr post (2020)
You are my sunshine - Comic based on Tumblr post (2018) | Animatic version
Noodle Kraken - A kraken made of pasta taking down a tomato ship (2018)
"The wine-dark sea and rosy-fingered dawn should kiss" - Surrealist painting of the sky kissing the ocean. (2022)
Cozy Witch Sleepy Kitty - Cute witch reading by magical floating candlelight while her kitty sleeps next to her. (2022)
Dragon - Redraw in the style of stained glass of a piece I drew in 2007. Depicts a fairytale scene of a knight trying to save a princess in tower from a fire breathing dragon. (2017)
Newbie Icons - Just some cute little free icons (and headers) for tumblr newbies so they don't get mistaken for bots. (2023)
Tumblr Poast - Just random photoshop bullshit. Not sure why I'm bothering to link it honestly lol
Pride Norse runes- A bunch of designs I made to to say 'fuck you' to nazis appropriating norse symbols for their hate. Designs are available for free download to personal use, and also available on Threadless for anyone who don’t want to or can’t print them on stuff themselves but still want something with the designs on it. (Both linked on respective posts)
Pride Loki Rune designs - Loki written in runes over a few different flags that remind me of him and that I felt others would resonate with. Post also includes some pride rune sets. (2023) (Intersex version request)
Be Gay do Crime - Actually says "Be gay do pride," but the word "pride" in runes (ᛈᚱᛁᛞᛖ) hilariously resembles the word “crime.” (2023)
Pride Valknuts - Two designs depicting the Valknut made of Pride flags/Pride colors. Valknut literally means “knot of the slain warrior,” so I’ve designed these Pride versions- because think of how many have already died for this cause? Either fighting for it, or murdered because of it. Think about Stonewall. The AIDS crisis. Think about how many people had already risked their safety just being open about who they were, or protecting those in the lgbt+ communities. And how many still do. Let's take back the symbol from those who use it for less noble/hateful causes. (2023)
Pride Yggdrasil - Yggdrasil (Norse tree of life) with the colors of the original pride flag in the tree/branches surrounded by rings in the colors of the triangle of the progress flag (representing BIPOC, Trans, and Intersex) (2023)
Pride Mjolnir - A series of Mjolnir designs colored as different Pride flags. There are two versions of each design, one saying “You are Worthy” and another saying “I am Worthy,” with the exception of a progress flag version that says “We are Worthy” (2023)
Fav Drawlloween Pieces
2019: Vampire | Witchy Toad | Haunted Forest 
2020: Witch | Skull Bottle
Writing:
Goals Reached - From prompt by writing-prompt-s on tumblr: "In your world, people receive xp for defeating other creatures and can level up. Swatting a fly gets you 2xp. Beating your friend at chess gets you 65xp. One morning, you wake up to the notification “7,125,000 xp obtained. Maximum level reached.” Only, you don’t remember defeating anyone."
OLD ART
Older work I’ve done. Mostly pre-2018 work or work that I just don’t personally really like anymore, but I keep around because it shows the progress I’ve made over time. Also nostalgia.
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lucius-in-the-walls · 2 years
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It's hilarious to me that there is talk about korg being gay in the new thor movie bc already people are going "taika made korg queer!"
Korg is gay in the comics. Once again, Taika is getting credit for something he didn't create. It's almost a meme at this point and I live for it.
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Marvel's Thorn
Has Thor ever been a strong entry in the MCU? Yes... and no.
Yes, in that it gave us Loki; a major setpiece in as many films as each of the core heroes have plus a series (with another on the way) ...and he's just supporting cast.
No, in that the fanbase tends to defecate on each entry of the film past the first; especially when talk centers around the portrayals of his character.
Personally, I thought they were all serviceable; with "Ragnarok" being the shot in the arm the Thor subfranchise needed.
Thor had a similar problem to Hulk; he worked much better as part of an ensemble than as a headliner. Both being hard fits as deity-esque beings surrounded by mere (and somewhat mere) mortals.
On their own, they need credible threats and with that, a sense of foreboding and dread that comes with it. Instead, we got mirth and sassiness. A norseman beserker locked in a room with politicians and forced to play nice.
What should've been a character shrouded in Shakespearen level tragedy instead gets treated with less gravity than a television dramady.
Sitting in with a small number of theater patrons during the coming attractions; I hear one exclaim (during the Wakanda Forever preview) how the first Black Panther film was so boring that he had to get up and leave midway through. I waited for him to do the same about a third way into "Love and Thunder".
The villain wasn't thrilling, threatening, complex or even that developed... and he wasn't all that original (came off as an understudy of Thanos).
The protagonists didn't even gel as a motley crew.
Putting a meme into a movie and then running into the ground (figuratively and literally) didn't make it taste better going down.
For all the criticism of it being a "woke" film, it never fully committed to being woke; it literally cut or rushed through any hint of representation (save the Korg mating ritual)
The story didn't flow smoothly either.
Sometimes it seemed that Taika was poking fun at all the below surface flaws; like when I felt that Asgard was underdeveloped (compared to Wakanda) and he pointed that out through Thor addressing the Asgardian children in the latter part of the film. Or how he used theater within a theater to mock the seriousness that the film perhaps needed.
I did respect how they slid a gore scene past the R rating by making the blood gold. I also dug how Gor the God Butcher was upstaged by Thor the God Butcher.
I may watch it once more once it gets to Disney+ but IMO, this was a wholly forgettable film. (My wife thought it was "cute" though)
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themosleyreview · 2 years
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The Mosley Review: Thor: Love and Thunder
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If there's one character that has had the most growth in the Marvel Cinematic Universe while his solo films have dropped in quality since the first entry, its Thor. His first film was a shakespearian epic that was simple, but the character development was superb. It understood the assignment and passed with flying colors. Then by the time we got to Ragnorok, the character's films became a joke and bad one at that. I'm all for switching things up mid stream, but not to the point where you ruin the foundation that bore its existence. I was truly saddened that one of the greatest Norse Gods was filed down to a Saturday morning cartoon and not taken seriously. Now comes a new entry and it started off so powerful and introduces something that this character has needed since the The Dark World, a great villain. After that gorgeous opening, the same problems emerge that the previous film had and just keeps getting worse. The tone of this film is all over the place and only seems to finally focus up towards the mid section of the film. There seems to be a fear to let your fanbase that has been there since 2008, see a more dramatic and mature toned story. Instead of embracing death and a many scenes of tension, they pull back on the reigns and drop a joke that completely stops the story progression. It was truly a big disappointment that this film really didn't learn from its past mistakes. At least some of the characters this time around get treated better for the most part.
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Chris Hemsworth returns as Thor and he is still great as the character. I've wished for him to step back into the version of the character that is more serious and less a buffoon and that wish has partially come true. He does take things more seriously this time and I did like his self deprecating humor. His comedic charm is still intact and he is always great in action scenes. Natalie Portman returns as Jane Foster and she gets a hell of an upgrade in character development. I truly loved her chemistry with Hemsworth in the first Thor film and thankfully that has finally returned. There are some moments where her dialogue was a bit rough and she did the best she could with it. Tessa Thompson returns as Valkyrie and I liked that she was more toned down. She wasn't as in your face "I'm a strong woman with no flaws" type of character this time around. She was more relatable. Taika Waititi as Korg was alright this time around and there was a decision that was made with the character at first that I was hoping would stay, but of course its then played for jokes. Russell Crowe was good as Zeus and I liked that he played him as a pompous, arrogant and a lazier God. I do wish he was the ZEUS we know but once again, comedy. Christian Bale delivers a truly heartbreaking and sometimes creepy performance as Gorr. I loved that he got an amazing arc in the film and you understand his quest. He may not have been exactly what he looks like in the comics, but I dug this more human look. He was the best villain this franchise has seen in a very long time and I loved every second he was on screen.
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The score by Michael Giacchino and Nami Melumad was fun and I liked the new themes that were created for Jane and Gorr. When its not Giacchino and Melumad, we are treated to almost all of the greatest hits Guns & Roses and the songs were used pretty well in the film. Visually the film was just as or more colorful than Ragnorok and is pretty to look at and actually fits this time. I know it seems like I'm ragging on the comedy alot, but it truly stops the movie everytime chance it gets. There were so many scenes where the story started to actually try to get you invested and finally show some form of tension, but it is violently ripped away by dropping a bad joke or showing off memes that have died more than 5 years ago. It was so maddening and I really couldn't stand. Director Taika Waititi is a talented filmmaker, but he has damaged this characters' image and ruined almost all chances for him to be the epic hero he’s supposed to be. He needs to step away from this character and do something that is in his wheel house instead forcing his comedic style on someone that isn't a comedian. Thor has been my favorite character since the MCU started and it pains me to see him like this. Overall it's still worth watching for Gorr but other than that, its barely a step up from Ragnorok. There are 2 end credits and I loved the second one the most. Let me know what you thought of the film or my review in the comments below. Thanks for reading!
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isitmcucanon · 11 months
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Earth 616 Random Shit Edition
Everything else that doesn't fit into the other categories.
MIT (Michigan Institute of Technology)- Iron Man (?), Tony went to MIT; Wakanda Forever, Riri Williams is also an MIT student
Shakespeare- The Avengers, Tony makes fun of Thor by quoting Shakespeare and also calling him "Shakespeare in the park"
Galaga- The Avengers, Tony points out a SHIELD agent who is playing Galaga instead of doing work
the Smithsonian museum- Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Natasha picks up Steve for a mission and cracks a joke about him being old enough to be a fossil in the Smithsonian; The Falcon and the Winter Soldier ep. 01: "New World Order", Sam donates the shield to the Smithsonian
Walkman- Guardians of the Galaxy, Peter Quill owns a Walkman
Disneyland- Black Panther, Shuri says she wanted to visit Disneyland for her first trip to California
Coachella- Black Panther, Shuri also says she wanted to go to Coachella
the Olympics- Avengers: Infinity War, Okoye jokes about wanting Wakanda to host the Olympics
Fortnite- Avengers: Endgame, Thor, Korg, and Miek are playing Fortnite when Bruce and Rocket visit New Asgard
the dab- Avengers: Endgame, Bruce dabs while taking a photo with a fan
Battleship- The Falcon and the Winter Soldier ep. 01: "New World Order", Bucky plays Battleship on his date with Leah
the Bible- Eternals, Sprite makes a joke referencing the story of Noah's arc
"This is fine" meme (comic drawing by KC Green)- Spider-Man: No Way Home, Ned has a sticker of the "this is fine" dog on his laptop
Hans Zimmer- Thor: Love and Thunder, Jane Foster mentions Interstellar, which Hans Zimmer conducted the score for
Phantom of the Opera- Thor: Love and Thunder, Valkyrie wears a Phantom of the Opera sweatshirt
UC (University of California) system- She-Hulk: Attorney at Law ep. 01: "A Normal Amount of Rage", Jennifer is a UCLA alumni, as shown on her degrees and her UCLA merch
Ruth Bader Ginsburg- She-Hulk: Attorney at Law ep. 01: "A Normal Amount of Rage", Jennifer has a RBG figurine on her shelf
the Recording Academy/the Grammys- She-Hulk: Attorney at Law ep. 03: "The People vs. Emil Blonsky", Jennifer refers to Megan Thee Stallion as a "multiple Grammy-award winner"
Midsummer's Night's Dream- She-Hulk: Attorney at Law ep. 09: "Whose Show is This?", Jennifer has a poster for a show of Midsummer's Night's Dream up in her childhood bedroom
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bigbadripley · 1 year
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Chemistry - Ⅱ - Research
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Pairing: Valkyrie x Bisexual!Female!OC
Appearances: Student!Valkyrie, Student!Thor, Student!Yelena Belova. Student!Wanda
Summary: Reese Majors decides to join a tutoring program hosted by her favorite professor for volunteer hours. She gets set up to tutor a girl named Valkyrie Brunnhilde, a bombshell she’s never met before. Reese finds herself in a world of trouble as she grows closer to the once stranger that she is meant to help with her classwork.
+18 | third-person omniscient | 1,304 words | Fluffy/Dash of Angst | College AU | Warnings: Light swearing, mutual pining, questioning of sexuality, Loki is an asshole
A/N: I write new warnings for each part of the story. You are responsible for your own consumption of stories online. DL;DR. As always, if you find anything that needs to have a warning or I mislabeled something, please let me know~
Chapter list (ongoing)
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Reese's time outside class was spent aimlessly scrolling through Val's social media, admiring her photos and funny captions. She considered texting Val numerous times to see if she was doing anything and wanted to hang out, but Reese was easily intimidated by the prospect of asking girls out. 
Yelena arrived back at the dorm and saw what Reese was up to immediately. 
"That's called stalking." She pointed out as Reese scrolled from one photo to the next. Reese looked at her with big eyes,
"I'm not stalking her!" She said defensively. At least Reese didn't see it that way. 
Yelena peered over her shoulder, "She's cute. Not my type, though." She said. Reese rolled her eyes,
"You don't have a type, Lena." She told her asexual, aromantic friend matter-of-factly. Reese glanced back at her phone, and she spotted a red heart. She realized she must have had her finger on the screen while talking to Yelena and accidentally liked the photo. The problem was the picture was from 9 months ago. 
"Shit, shit, shit!" Reese exclaimed, dropping her phone quickly. Yelena looked confused, unsure of what she was freaking out about. "I liked a photo from nearly a year ago! Fuck!" She said. Reese began to feel nauseous, understanding now what all those poor souls from the internet memes were talking about. 
"Just unlike it, it's not the end of the world," Yelena said, trying to get Reese to chill out. 
"I can't! It'll still show up in the notification, and once she goes to the photo and sees that my like isn't there, she'll know I unliked it! But I do like that photo! God dammit!" Reese explained, still pacing and avoiding looking at her phone. "What if Val doesn't even like me like that? I mean, there are many photos of her with some dude named Korg." 
"I don't understand the big deal. So you liked a photo from a long time ago, and? It could be flattering." Yelena said, trying to soften the blow. Reese flopped down onto her bed and sighed,
"Or she could see it as stalking, as you said." 
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It was time for Reese's first session with Thor, and she was not excited. She and Thor were best friends in school, but that all changed when his brother decided that Reese was evil for going on one date with him and deciding she doesn't like him like that. Few people knew about that, and Reese wanted to keep it that way. 
She was trying her best to walk Thor through a basic equation to determine his understanding of Professor Colson's class, but he needed to pay more attention to what she was saying. Instead, he was on his phone. 
"Earth to Odinson; what's the answer to this? I've basically spelled it out for you!" Reese told him, trying not to laugh at her use of the old phrase from school. The big, blonde himbo looked up from his phone and to the paper, squinting. 
"That would be... nine?" He answered in the form of a question. Reese sighed heavily and wrote the big number "6" on the page without a word. She didn't mean to be an ass, but she was still beside herself about what had happened earlier. 
Thor sensed this, oddly enough. "You seem glum, chum." He told her. Reese rested her head on her palm,
"Just girl troubles." She admitted. She had no intention of getting deeper into it with him, knowing well that they weren't buddies like they used to be. Thor was delighted to hear a topic more interesting than calculus and decided to pry. 
"I'm pretty good with girls! What's the problem?" He asked, suddenly giving Reese his full attention. This was when she realized that they wouldn't be getting much done in the way of tutoring today. Fuck it. She thought to herself before explaining the picture-liking incident with him, leaving out the detail of whose photos she was perusing at the time but making sure to include that Reese isn't positive that she swings that way. 
Thor let out an exaggerated gasp. "That's brutal, but you should just play it cool if you see her. Pretend it didn't even happen, and if she asks, tell her the truth." He told her. Reese reflected on the advice for a moment, realizing it was better than just avoiding Val entirely. "By the way, who is this girl?" Thor spoke back up. 
Reese started to remember what it was like with her old friend. He was a jock but the kindest jock you'd ever meet. She leaned in closer to him. "You keep this to yourself, alright?" She told him, wide-eyed. Thor nodded, swearing himself to secrecy. "Valkyrie Brunnhilde" She whispered to him.
This took Thor aback for a moment as his brain put together everything he had ever heard around campus about Val. "Well, you'll be happy to hear that she plays for your team." He told Reese with a grin. 
Reese lightly hit Thor's enormous arm with the back of her hand. "Shut the fuck up." She laughed, thinking he wasn't being serious. Thor shrugged,
"I swear, up and down." Reese took a moment, still not believing him, 
"What about that Korg guy in a ton of her pics?" she asked. 
"Her buddy, nothing more," Thor told her. He was one-hundred percent certain. 
"I think you're bluffing," Reese said, trying not to smile with giddiness in case he was playing her. Thor threw his hands up in defense, 
"I've been around. I hear and see everything, like Heimdall!" 
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While Reese and Thor were meant to discuss independent and dependent variables, Valkyrie was attempting to get the skinny on her tutor from her roommate, Wanda. 
"Reese Majors? She was a huge nerd in high school, but she had her 'She's All That' moment and glowed up over the summer break before our Junior year. Was a bit of a party animal after that, but it didn't last very long." Wanda explained, giving Val more detail than she originally asked for. "Also, that year, Thor Odinson set her up with his brother Loki, but apparently, she didn't like his attitude, so she shut that down. She started dating Clint Barton after that, though." Wanda continued to explain. 
Val sunk a bit at the idea of Reese being straight until her roomie spoke up again. "Nobody really knows why she broke up with Clint, but she hasn't really dated anyone since. The running theory is she's gay." 
"Really? Why do they assume that?" Val asked, hoping for substantial evidence. She wasn't looking to pursue a relationship with Reese immediately, but she was very enamored with the strawberry blonde. 
Wanda chuckled at Val's question. "Because somebody found her lesbian Game of Thrones fanfiction account online. Unless she's just a slut for Cersei Lannister; lesbi-honest." She stated, putting extra emphasis on somebody like she knew who. Val pried for more information. 
"Who was the somebody?"
"Loki. I guess he thought it would be suitable revenge for her rejecting him, but everyone forgot about it after a week. Everyone but Reese that is. I think she stopped talking to Thor even after that." Wanda explained further. "It's funny, though, because Loki came out at bi last year, so he just did what he did to be a dick, it seems."
Val thought about this for a long moment, realizing it would suit her better to get to know Reese personally rather than through rumor. She took her phone out and sent her a quick text: 
Hey, meet me outside of Jefferson hall tomorrow, noon.
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kezia-kawaii · 2 years
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what your favourite genre says about you
cybergrind: you once kicked a korg down a flight of stairs and it stirred something in you
cybergrind: you're so anti music you need more and more convoluted reasons to listen to dubstep
cybergrind: you spent 3 years and £27,000 to go to uni to find out the lecturer doesn't know what double-tracking is and you give up on the industry
cybergrind: you met blind equation once and realised you'll never be that cool
cybergrind: you wear 2005 scene clothes like it's 2004. the paradox makes for a good sample
cybergrind: you make weird, esoteric memes about cybergrind. your friends are concerned yet intrigued by the memes. your band mates wonder how long you've been awake. it's 5am
tag yourself. i'm djent
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