#kneecaps

[evilrat-sabre]

dare i ask what you have stolen my (and everyone else's) kneecaps for?

a magical spell, perhaps? black market deals? starting a kneecap museum?

Ehhh, a Evil rat never reveal their secrets. In other unrelated news, I heard kneecaps and bones are great for summoning rituals of eldritch gods.

Also while we are at that, does anyone have a gallon of purified black salt I can borrow?

#kneecaps

[riceofthepuffedvariety]

Rice, give me your kneecaps, now.

*gulp* uhm.. uh.. 0.0

Ahahhhhah.... yeah... one second yes yes.... Oh look at that cool bird behind you!!!

*runs away*

#evilrat-sabre #kneecaps

[chaoticlad]

meggy! did you know that being short gives easier access to breaking people's ankles :D

Already broken 👍

#poor guy #now he’s being bullied #smg4 #smg3 #smg4 meggy #kneecaps

[hazbinficsandstuff-eyeshadow]

Knee pics for you too babe <3

Trade for yesterday - fools

Awwww thanks, I'm loving the rianbow knees. I think I read a book about this, to cure it you'll need to eat Lima beans. Let me find the instructional guide for you.

#rainbow #stripes #book #kneecaps #silly #abadccaseofstripes #David #sick #disease #get help

[that-one-aroace-thing]

Random question how much do knees sell for?

#knees #kneecaps

[batwynn]

Kneecap anon here, I meant just in general... :)

Without getting into... unnecessary detail

#kneecaps #kneecaps anon #no details only a mound of knees

[papas-blogaria]

I dont think arcades sell cigarettes

#papa louie #smoking #kneecaps

[agirlandhermew]

25. u get to pick a superpower. what is it and whats the dumbest thing u doing w it

The ability to make people's kneecaps disappear by touching their knees. So if people in the line in front of me are taking too long, all I have to do is tap the backs of their knees with my foot. They will all fall over, and I will get my lemonade long before they do. This ability would be called.... "Knee-Not".

#rotomblr #pokemon #pkmn irl #rotumblr #pokemon rp #pkmn rp #pokemon irl #pokeblog rp #pokeblogging #pokeblog irl #saber says stuff #answered asks #kneecaps

[trooperst-3v3]

Sometimes being human can really suck.

For example, when a droid's joints start to creak, you just give them a bit of oil and they're good as new.

When my joints start to creak, I have to make an appointment in medbay to find out if I have arthritis, if I'm calcium deficient, or if my bones are haunted.

I hope it's ghosts. At least those don't require medication and/or accepting the fact that my aging body will only continue to deteriorate as time marches cruelly onward.

But not Ben Solo. A different ghost. He can stay the hell away from my fragile kneecaps.

#st-3v3 #star wars #sequel trilogy #stormtrooper #droids #creak #joints #bones are haunted #medbay #kylo ren #ben solo #ghost #force ghost #kneecaps

[chaotic-homeboy]

#kneecaps #imma kill #chaos #chaotic people

[evilrat-sabre]

*covered in ash* I got your blood.

*sets a shoping bag full of blood bags down*

Oh! Thank you so much! Good to make business with you! So do you mind if I ask where you got it? I may need more later

#kneecaps

[riceofthepuffedvariety]

why are you stealing kneecaps now? hm? what devious things do you have planned that involve kneecaps? >.>

Please…. I just want to keep my kneecaps…. The Great Kneecap Rat requires a huge sacrifice for that…. Sniff sniff….

#kneecaps #whynaan

[x0fd3r]

Jake: I am going to steal your kneecaps if you ever touch my fucking laptop

Phil: I have never been this turned on and scared at the same time in my entire life

#duskwood jake #duskwood incorrect quotes #duskwood hacker #duskwood everbyte #duskwood phil #duskwood jail #duskwood jake x phil #kneecaps #duskwood incorrect jail #duskwood incorrect jake #duskwood incorrect phil

[pleasegivemeyourkneecaps]

But I like my kneecaps :(

I promise I'll take really really really good care of them....

Pleaseee?

#I'll wash them #and polish them #and oil them #and give them lots of love #kneecaps

[worm-sin-daily]

Ya I think it’s on redbubble imma go look

#worm #worm sin daily #worms #worm on a string #wormwormwormwormwormwormworm #i love my worm #wœrm #pink worm #kneecaps

[batwynn]

How many kneecaps is too many

That depends. In your body, or in your collection?

#anon ask #kneecaps