#klaus whump

[rocks-whump-stuff]

Klaus gifs bc i wanted to + god damn i love him

@stabby-nunchucks some klaus for the soul

#klaus whump #whump #whump blog #Fandom whump #klaus #klaus hargreeves #kidnapping #self whump #punch #blood

[robin-the-toy-wonder]

What Klaus wanted: to reconnect with his dad and maybe play some catch

What Klaus got: run over by cars over and over again while his “dad” timed how long it took him to come back to life

#tua s3 #tua season 3 #tua klaus #klaus hargreeves #klaus whump #reginald hargreeves #tua s3 spoilers #tua s3 episode 7

[we-stan-fiction]

If I was in a tv show:

Evil guy: you can run but you can't hide.

Me: *trips and falls almost immediately*

Evil guy: apparently, you can't do that either.

#the umbrella academy #five x reader #umbrella academy diego #five #whump writing #five hargreeves #skye ward #whump prompt #umbrella academy allison #caretaker #if wip #if i was in a show #imagine #elena #damon #prompt #stefan #klaus

[sowhumpful]

No. 17: “You’re the lump in my throat and the knot in my chest.”

Collar | Touch Aversion | “Leave me alone.”

#Whumptober2023 #No. 17 #Collar #Gif #The Originals #S4 Ep1 #dragged by the collar #chains #chained #Klaus Mikaelson #Joseph Morgan #whump

[lnf3stissumam]

random hc but i like to imagine that after witnessing his death in s3 sometimes at night Diego will go to Klaus and check his pulse while he's sleeping to make sure he's still there

#ive wanted to write a little whump 1shot abt this but ive had no motivation #ughh #the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves

[memesomething]

anyway yeah, duct tape covering sb's mouth isn't Normally enough to suffocate someone but if they're sitting in the wrong position (hunched, or unable to readjust) it is possible they'll be unable to draw enough air to maintain consciousness (especially if panicked), and then - bc of their muscles relaxing - unable to breathe at all. people have died like this

the point of this post being: muses with duct tape covering their mouths, progressively finding it harder and harder to breathe, passing out (maybe the people who are restraining them don't even realise what's happening, or maybe it's on purpose). being found by another muse, who removes the duct tape as a matter of urgent priority. idk

#this was yes spurred by klaus in the boot of a car s1e3 screaming with full breaths of air and me here like. rob sheehan my friend #you'll die #suffocation tw #whump cw #asphyxiation tw

[whump-in-the-closet]

klaus hargreeves is *squints eyes* incredibly whumpee-shaped

#if not whumpee why covered in blood and dealing with unspeakable horrors #not whump #troy talks #man. there should be more characters like klaus. #peak character design #unsure if i want to be him or be with him #okay that’s all i’ll shut up now #troy starts talking #<— tag to block if you don’t want to see this kind of unrelated rambling #anyway #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves

[bleedingfromeveryorifice]

“You’re–” Klaus stammered, clearly in shock. “You’re full of shit aren’t you--?”

Gayle inhaled and paused. “Krueger, I know it’s hard to process, but–”

“You think that you can break me. You think that by jumping in here and telling me my dad is dead will somehow get me to comply with your shit. But it won’t work.”

Gayle walked towards Klaus, trying to comfort him in some way, but Klaus jumped back, swiping away at the doctor.

“Besides, I never cared for that fucker! The only thing he ever did for me was get me trapped here.” He was sobbing now. “He spent his every waking moment chasing down the Demon, forgetting that I even existed. To him, I was just another reason to get even with it. So even if he was dead, even if you killed him, you won’t get me to budge.” He was practically screaming now. Gayle slowly stepped back, keeping his eye on the kid in front of him, before bumping into the door. He only took his eyes off of him for a second to lock it. Immediately after the lock clicked, he heard a screaming sob from behind the door. He didn’t even flinch, accustomed to the sound by now. 

Gayle’s footsteps faded away from the room, squeaking on the tile.

#doai #doai au #doai oc #dreams of an insomniac #pastra #pastraspec #tw horror #klaus #doai klaus #gayle #i write sometimes #ask blog #oc #writing #whump #whumpblr #asylum whump #horror whump #lab whump #medical whump #whump writing #writers on tumblr #writblr #writeblr

[whumpsoldier]

Vinzenz Kiefer as Colonel Klaus Jäger in T-34

#vinzenz kiefer #t-34 #t-34 movie #cw blood #cw nz #whump #klaus jäger

[aceofwhump]

The Umbrella Academy 2x04

#whumpedit #whump #the umbrella academy #2x04 #klaus hargreeves #allison hargreeves #tuaedit #brellygifs #my gifs #mod post #soft #comfort #blanket #blankets #caretaking #covering a loved one with a blanket #sleeping #being covered with a blanket #couch #siblings

[lili-loves-whump]

I saw this and am now responding

Klaus x Dave

Five x Dolores

no I won’t be elaborating. If you know who they are you don’t need any other context you’ll get it.

this better reach the intended audience

#lili loves whump #lili continues #five x dolores #klaus x dave #Klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua

[thebitterflamingo]

Lila dies but she doesn’t stay that way. She just so happens to be copying Klaus’ powers at the time of the incident. Too bad she doesn’t recover as fast as him though. Diego grieves. ☂️🔪

{set sometime during season 3 in Hotel Oblivion}

==========

It was exactly like loosing Patch.

It wasn’t at all like loosing Patch.

Patch was all work while Lila was all play. Both did what they thought was right, just in different ways. Both hated Diego almost as much as they loved him.

Both died because Diego was too weak to save them.

He sucks in a breath.

It wasn’t just Lila he was loosing either. Diego tries really hard not to think about the baby.

Lila lies in a puddle of blood on the hotel’s cursed floor and Diego tries really fucking hard not to think about the baby.

Then Lila gasps.

At first Diego thinks his mind is playing a cruel trick because what else is he supposed to think? However, that theory is quickly quashed when the others stir around him. They heard her too.

Lila chooses that moment to sit bolt upright, causing Viktor, the closest to her, to visibly jump.

Five, near Diego, also jumps (though his involves a few blue sparks he quickly quashes).

“Well that’s a fucking trip!” Lila exclaims, spitting a mouthfull of blood. Her teeth are red, but no more gore escapes her lips. There’d been so much of it when she first went down.

“God is a little shit. Mind catching me up?” Lila continues unperturbed.

Five recovers quickly. “I’d say it’s a pleasure to have you back with us, Lila, but that’d be a lie.” He says the words dryly, but there’s no real venom. He’s reciting from a recycled script. All of their brains are buffering at this point, though as usual, Five is quicker than the rest of them.

“She was copying Klaus’ powers, Diego,” he states, still staring at Lila. Maybe he directs it towards him because he thinks he‘s the slowest. It’s not at all because Diego has been staring blankly this entire time. Five certainly wouldn’t say anything out of concern.

“Diego?” Lila says, uncertain, like Diego is the one sitting in a puddle of his own blood and not her.

All the blood is hers.

It stains Diego’s shirt, his hands, his heart. It’ll never wash out. He can hear Lila’s response. It’s just bleach and hydrogen peroxide, Diego, and blood stains come right out!

He’s going to throw up.

Hands are on his arms then, still a bit too cold, and Lila’s face fills his vision.

“Hey, I’m right here,” she says gruffly. Uncomfortably. She was never one for comfort. (Or maybe that’s the blood still clogging her throat). Diego swallows.

“I’m right here,” she repeats. “See? Good as new.” She removes her hands from Diego’s arms to run them over her own. Her arms settle loosely across her stomach after, her shoulders hunched.

And that should make it all better, huh? To see her unharmed should discount her death. The collapse of Diego’s world only a temporary apocalypse, like the ones before. Like Klaus’s death. Like Klaus’s deaths.

Those had affected him too, though Klaus’s nonchalance and Stanley’s guilt had ushered him past it.

“What took you so long?” he finally croaks out.

They’d been in the damn lobby for thirty minutes, each in various states of disarray. Lila’s death had broken something in each of them, even if none were as attached as Diego.

Diego hadn’t been able to work up the courage to face the bloodstained body or the hotel guardian that had made her that way. Neither had his siblings, either out of respect or a similar fear. He knew the blood hadn’t scared Five, but something in Diego’s face had sent Five into the contemplative silence he’d maintained until Lila rejoined the world, a silent sentry by Diego’s side.

“Practice,” Five again answers for Lila as well as Klaus this time. And Diego does not have the time or energy to deal with the implications of that statement. His brother’s skeletons are a discussion for another day, when Diego doesn’t feel like a ghost himself.

Lila huffs. “It was still faster than Klaus’s first time.”

“How do you know?” Klaus whins, indignant.

Lila smirks. “God told me.”

Klaus pouts. “You’re right, she is a little shit.”

Lila laughs, and though she is no longer copying Klaus’s powers, the sound brings Diego back to the land of the living. He still isn’t alright. Maybe, probably none of them are, but they are alive. They’re together. It’ll do for now.

Diego suddenly pulls Lila into his arms, trying to ignore her slightly pained huff as he does so. “Welcome back,” Diego says into her hair, both of their tense bodies relaxing against each other.

“Good to be back,” she whispers into his chest. “Now get off of me you big softy!” She pushes him away but her eyes hold his as the once still room slowly stirs to life around them.

Somewhere, their father plots. Nearby, Five plans. And distantly, clanking steps tell Diego there’s a guardian to kill.

Just because Lila is back doesn’t mean Diego isn’t going to exact some well deserved justice.

#umbrella academy #umbrella academy fanfic #fanfic #season 3 #lila pitts #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves #hotel oblivion #klaus hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #whump #angst #Lila dies #but not really cause she copied Klaus’s powers #Diego is big sad #plot bunny #writing practice

[we-stan-fiction]

Dialogue prompts:

(Please note that I came with them at very random times so please ignore anything that doesn't make sense or is just plain weird)

1. "Why are your feet naked?" "It's called barefoot, you weirdo."

2. "What! I panicked...I followed my instincts!" "Your instincts are ridiciously wrong!!"

3. "You surrendered to a dog?!"

4. "Why is he bleeding?" "You said keep him alive. You never said anything about shooting." "It goes without saying." "Hey! I tried but he was being annoying!"

5. "What? From where I was standing, it was a good idea." "You were out of earshot!"

6. "Are you okay?" "I was just impaled by someone's grandmother, what do you think?!"

7. "Look at you, been here for less than a week and you already blackmailed 2 guys, kidnapped someone and even stole a burrito."

8. "I leave you with the guy I kidnapped for an hour ,and you untie him and give him tea and cake?!"

9. "Did you really have to traumatise the cat?"

10. "Damn you, moral compass!"

11. "The question is, how did you know?.. oh, no. You didn't, and I just told you everything, didn't I? I really need to get better at this interrogation thing."

12. "I'm here to save your sad little ass." "Hey! My ass isn't little. It's.... average size."

13. “The world needs more people like you.”

14. "Will you act your age!”

15. "Do it or die trying!"

16. "So That's where you draw the line?!"

17. "The phrase 'Ignore it and it'll go away' doesn't apply to bullet wounds!"

18. "You are very kidnappable." "Thanks... I guess?"

19. "When this is all over, remind me to block your number." "You don't have my number." "Then give it to me so I can block it later."

20. "She's one of my best agents." "The one who flung herself off the roof?" "I don't know what the hell that was, she's usually not that stupid!"

21. "Oh, Thank God you're alive! Now I can stay mad at you."

22. "Fine? You can't even walk in a straight line!" "I can, I just... choose not to."

23. "What are you gonna do? Whisk me to death?"

24. "At last, we meet again, my nemises." "You are talking to a straw." "Stay out of this."

25. "You are unusually kind today, it's unsettling."

26. "Not all those who wander are lost, but not me. I'm definitely lost and going around in circles."

27. "That is waaay above my pay grade." "I don't think they'll be paying you again anyway, you're pretty much getting fired once they find you."

28. "Where are you?" "Walking your goat." "I don't have a goat?!" "Then what's on the leash?!"

29. "And you. This isn't over, I'll mess with you later."

30. "He'd never kill someone just because, there's definitely a good explanation. He's not a shitty person" "nope, I'm just a shitty person."

31. "For the last time, we don't kill people unless it's absloutely necessary. You better have a good reason why you did it." "I do-" "spite isn't a good reason." "Then I don't"

32. "What did you do?" "Nothing you can't get me out of jail for!" "Not again!"

33. "There will be hell to pay! But I'm really busy these days so maybe next month."

34. "What are you doing?" "I'm done being kidnapped."

#dialogue prompt #random dialogue #writing prompt #writing dialogue #the umbrella academy #five x reader #five #umbrella academy diego #whump writing #five hargreeves #skye ward #whump prompt #umbrella academy allison #caretaker #b99 #umbrella academy klaus #umbrella acedmy luther #whovians #umbrella acedmy #doctor who silence #loki #marvel #the legend of korra #gotg vol 3 #inej kaz

[clementineofmine]

New chapter new chapter!!!

We've finally reached 7 of 9, my beloved chapter and favorite borg!!!

With Five in Reginalds grasp, will the Umbrellas (with special guest star Lila Pitts) finally be able to come together as a team to save the day?!? Let's find out, shall we?!? 😘🤔😂😎

#five hargreeves #whumpy whump whumppppp #five fic #tua #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #allison hargreeves #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #i wrote it #ben hargreeves #umbrella academy

[lnf3stissumam]

something I should probably write a fic abt—or hope someone does or already has written a fic abt—is the first time Klaus’ family witnessed him high or drunk or just generally intoxicated after realizing it keeps the ghosts away

#the angstttt #whump #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua klaus #klaus hargreeves #klaus hargreeves whump #angst #tua angst

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

Have you ever made a compilation of all the times Klaus gets punched/otherwise attacked on the show? For a guy who doesn't want to fight, it's quite a lot. Season 1: Diego, Ben, Luther if you count shoving, that guy in the rave if you count shoulder throwing. Season 2: The guy at the bar, Sparrow Ben, Dave. Season 3: Ben, Stan, Luther, Reginald.

Ben and Sparrow Ben punching him could also be a cool parallel.

posted!

though, i didn't include the rave scene - klaus was the one to start the fight, so it was kinda different vibe :D also i didn't include veteran bar scene for the same reason! and some 'joke' moments like diego grabbing his neck/shoulder in 2x05 and allison pushing a stool toward him (i wanted to, believe me gkjfkgfhk)

but!! s2 opening scene is sooooo underrated (when the guy aims at him). and. i think i remembered pretty much all the scenes!!

#thank you so much anon there's 2 things i love about tua: klaus and klaus whump so #bless