#klaus sick

[andrew-rannells-mustache]

Absolutely obsessed with how quickly Diego just accepted the whole Umbrella/Sparrow dance off hallucination as a real thing. He looked around confused for a minute, questioned Luther once, and then just fucking rolled with it. No wondering how they all knew the same choreography. No asking where the music was coming from. Man was just full on down to dance. Truly peak himbo behavior.

#he finally got the show off his sick dance moves from season 1 #the umbrella academy season 3 #tua season 3 spoilers #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves

[cakegatedisaster]

But I don't want them to heal. I want them to stay bitter and sour and angry. I want them to choose revenge over letting go every time. I want to see glimpses of hope, of peace, of a future that is better for everyone and I want them to choose wrong. I want them to refuse to regret that choice, no matter how much it hurts, no matter who it hurts. I want them to succeed in their vengeance and look back and think, even after everything, "It was worth it. I did what I had to do." I'm tired of characters choosing peace and healing and love. Choose hate and anger and pain, and inflict on every person who ever hurt you.

#jason todd #red hood #andrew minyard #aftg #batman #captive prince #laurent #tom riddle #harry potter #klaus mikaelson #loki laufeyson #loki #wanda maximoff #carden greenbriar #jude duarte #I am going through some things right now #I am sick abd tired of seeing 'letting go' as a HAPPILY EVER AFTER #BE BITTER AND ANGRY FOR LIFE #Let it be known that refusing to forgive or forget IS your happily ever after #kaz brekker #six of crows #crooked kingdom #crowley #good omens #I know theres more i just cant think of them atm #coriolanus snow #the hunger games #bosas #tbosas

[bisexuallilapitts]

Klaus Hargreeves + text posts

#tuaedit #uaedit #umbrellaacademyedit #klaushargreevesedit #Klaus Hargreeves #The Umbrella Academy #Umbrella Academy #TUA #TUA S1 #TUA S2 #TUA S3 #raysgifs #please ignore how thr last s2 is on the wrong side i feel sick and it was too late to change it without remaking it #me talking about s1ep1 klaus looking like a corpse meanwhile im paler than him with my skintone

[z0nefive]

sometimes i think about the fact five's trauma technically never happened

if somebody dies and you had the ability to go back and time and prevent it, what do you do with the leftover trauma? you are left with the trauma of a horror only you have seen. something that, by all logic, has never happened, because you were there to prevent it from occurring. did it ever truly happen? and if not, then what is there to mourn? how do you mourn the loss of something that was never lost?

#oh im sick #im ill #the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #five hargreeves #number five #five the umbrella academy #the sparrow academy #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #sorry for lying about the tags #but i need the reach

[highlyincorrect]

Five: Fight me, you bitch!

Sparrow Ben: Oh really, shorty? What are you gonna do, kick me in the ankle?

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Diego: Why’s Ben hobbling around and crying

Klaus: Five kicked him very hard in the ankle

Five: And I’d do it again

#Diego: oh sick nice job bro #sparrow ben IS a bitch #Brellie ben is universally adored and sparrow ben is universally hated in the Hargreeves house #perfectly balanced #as all things should be #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #umbrella academy #number five #tua #incorrect umbrella academy quotes #the umbrella academy s4 #incorrect quotes #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #sparrow ben hargreeves #ben hargreeves

[morgane-art]

Klaus : Do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die ?

Elijah : At the hands of your brother ?

Klaus : An accident.

Elijah : That's how I'm gonna make it look.

#elijah mikaelson #klaus mikaelson #the originals #the originals incorrect quotes #Elijah is so sick of him #source : big bang theory

[philtatosbuck]

the thing about the thing is that any klaus ship makes more sense than kl*roline and those people have to act like that to compensate. and i do mean literally any klaus ship.

the originals edition? klaurora ate. would've done great things if not for elijah. klamille? ain't everyone's cup of tea but it still makes more sense for klaus to have an interest in her than that other blonde girl at the very LEAST from a psychology aspect and to get at marcel and kieran. klayley? even if the only thing they Ever did was hate fuck, it still would've been more in character. klaus and lucien, klaus and genevieve, all of them make at least some sense from a narrative point of view.

tvd? klaus and elena? would've been a dark and twisty ass romance, but would've been great to witness. klaus and bonnie? not only would it have been eagerly accepted, but it was WANTED by the actors too. klaus and katherine? c'mon. (if you come to me about 'he killed her family!!' i'm sorry but i do not care they would've been so fucking funny). klaus and stefan.

even in the fucking BOOKS, klaus and vivianne were so, so much better. it's just.

like i'm SORRY but no matter what other ship it is kl*roline falls flat. he liked her because why? he has a weird complex about his sister and he wanted to assert dominance over tyler. there was literally no other reason for that man to give a shit about her.

#“do you truly think that lowly of me?” like you didn't force tyler to bite her in the first place?? where tf did that shit come from #klaus mikaelson #i ain't tagging all those girls i'm so sorry #anti klaroline #klaurora #klamille #klayley #klucien #klaus x genevieve #idk that ship name #klena #klonnie #klatherine #klefan #klaus x vivianne #these are for my tagging purposes #i personally like him with vivianne aurora cami elena bonnie hayley katherine In That Order #but it's literally sick the one with the biggest fandom makes the least amount of sense #just nasty #tvdu

[fiveisthedaddyhere]

Diego is the revolted emo who loves wear black and in the minor inconvenience burst out in a wave of fury. I'm very sure he would listen to Olivia Rodrigo in secret

Allison was in her dark emo phase in season 3. Like, very very dark. Where life is a shit, God is dead and she only wants every single soul who dares to cross her path to suffocate into a plastic bag

Klaus is Klaus. He's such a richie emo, I'm not going to elaborate. You can (re)watch the series and reach your conclusions

Five, alright, you saw him in s3? Everything bout him screamed EMO. He's finally liberting the emoness inside him. He listens to rock. Deal with people is difficult. His life is blood. He burns this shit to the ground. He's a senior emo.

Both Umbrella!Ben and Sparrow!Ben are emo.

Umbrella!Ben loves gothic books, is a misunderstood romantic and cries himself to sleep at night (or at least used to when he was alive because he's a ghost and OH being dead is very emo of his part)

Sparrow!Ben is an emo in denial, but you fool nobody sir. You can wear your "rich boy" clothes, call other people emo as an insult and change your hairstyle from the end of season 2 to season 3 but you are EMO and I KNOW that

Viktor? His life is a big emo joke, I'm sorry. He listens to sad music to get even more sad, shyness who hides homicidal rage, depressed life, y'know, classical emo. Oh and destroy the whole world by PLAY A VIOLIN??? This is the apex of being emo

Lila went to play in a rock band in 80's Germany when she was having a break down, what is there more to say?

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MY POINT IS the Umbrella Academy is a story about Luther and his emo family.

#my apologies I'm kind of sick and I think the fever is making me nuts #what the fuck is this? #oh my godness #I need painkillers my head is exploding #emo #lol #the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #the umbrella academy is an emo gay show #yoooo #luther hargreeves #he's almost emo #almost #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #I'm not emo but I judge who is or who is not shut up

[fire-gift]

klave parallels ❤

#klaus hargreeves #dave katz #tua 3 #the umbrella academy #s3 klaus #tua 1 #klave #they were so sick and twisted for this #x #poetic cinema.jpg #honestly i don't think it's a coincidence #and klaus still has dave's dog tags so...

[aquaticgecko]

incorrect quote based on an absolute banger of a conversation I had with my best friend yesterday:

Diego: “Well one time when were kids, everyone was getting sick, and I started feeling sick. So I ate a bunch of those vitamin C infused cough drops. And when I woke up I was completely fine! …I beat the sickness’s ass before it could take me down!”

**long ass pause**

Klaus: “Well when I was a kid… I ate dirt…”

#the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #shout out to my friend for being the funniest motherfucker on the planet #incorrect quotes #we were talking about getting sick and my friends point was is that he ate dirt as a child which hardened his immune system #but it came out as ‘I ate dirt’

[coconut530]

👁️Movie Night👁️

#6 #The Magnus Protocol #Okay Thursdays are like too hectic days for me so doodles will be posted on Fridays now hahahahha #I’m a teensy bit sad the eps have been getting shorter and shorter as the weeks go on but this one they still delivered #Very concerned (tm) for Sam like buddy everything’s okay here’s a blankie and hot chocolate mwah #Did you think Sam that the response department could Respond to you. Hm???? #Maybe don’t mess around with paperwork #Nothing’s better than hearing “welcome to my twisted mind” and “hello all you sick freaks out there” in Jonny Sim’s voice #Very perfect #“I only gave them my name how’d they get my address” YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED TOM’S TERRORS #YOU JUST BYPASS EVERY RED FLAG #I WONDER IF THE GRAFFITI ON THE THEATRE WAS THE SAME GRAFFITI ON THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE #BC THESE BOTH SEEM LIKE “EYE” DESIRES #“It’s what’s on the inside that counts” DANGER POPCORN ALL POPCORN IS DANGER #…MOVIE NIGHT EVERYONE #Klaus sir if the computer code is German did you write it or are you in the computer beep once for first two times for second #Did Lena brutal pipe murder you #ALICE WHAT DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW WE’RE LISTENING UHHHH NO WE’RE NOT #Also do you like how I made Tom the pupil of an eye shaped panel huh huh #I’m a genius #cool episode

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Klaus: I swear to shit if you come near me with that thing Im going to punch you

Diego: *Holding a thermometer* You’re too weak to sit up let alone punch anyone

Klaus: Its the thought that counts

#klaus is shit at being sick #well shit at letting anyone look after him #tua #the umbrella academy #tua shitpost #tua incorrect quotes #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves

[tulipisnadaxx]

“ One of you stands, walks to the door, and doesn't turn back. Even if their heart aches for just one more look, one more moment. ”

5x12. 5x13.

#tvdu #klaus mikaelson #caroline forbes #klaroline #vampire diaries #the originals #poor baby was sick of losing everyone without warning #she didn't want him to pull a stefan #im so glad she got to say goodbye this time

[bisexuallilapitts]

UMBRELLA ACADEMY APPRECIATION WEEK - DAY THREE

FAVOURITE TROPES + ALLISON + KLAUS 

(tropes listed under the cut)

Allison: Afraid of their own strength, Fight Like A Normal, Sanity Slipping, Compelling Voice, One Man Army, I jusr wanna be normal, Celebrity Superhero

Klaus: The Cassandra, Blessed With Suck, I See Dead People, Tragic Keepsake, Big Brother Instinct and Back From the Dead

#tuaweek2022 #tuaedit #uaedit #umbrellaacademyedit #brellygifs #Allison Hargreeves #Klaus Hargreeves #The Umbrella Academy #Umbrella Academy #TUA #TUA S1 #TUA S2 #raysgifs #these kinda ended up rished cause im sick and its my birthday and wanna at least celeberate a bit lmao #and you cant see half of them which yeah :// #i was gonna do viktor and diego too but yeah

[elzerei-likes-girl-genius]

@calmingpi suggested putting a Wulfenbach in glasses this Wednesday, and I thought this was funny

#girl genius #klaus wulfenbach #wulfenbach wednesday #I apologize for my horrible cursive #also sorry this is late... I got sick this past week and am still catching up with my life

[rogershousewife]

not an edit but. bawling regardless im going to squeeze him

#klaus heisler #american dad #mitski #lyric posting #i don't smoke #i'm so sick in the head #my brain forces me to formulate angst