theres a million blogs these days with names like "puppygirl-macrobulge" and "netflix-for-girl-balls" and whatnot who make 150 posts a day like "theyre all out of 'piss from a girl who's been holding it in all day playing factorio' at trader joes, whats the fcuking point of it all" and i gotta say, i didnt expect that to be its entire own genre of posting in the 2020s.
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hotter than hell
[ID: Digital art of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum in their alternative universe form based off an angel Vash and Devil Wolfwood illustration Nightow did. The both of them are sitting side by side, exhausted from the heat, Vash has his arms crossed, leaned against his knees and his head against his arms, eyes closed as sweat drips from his face. His wings spreads over the both of them to shield them from the sun. Wolfwood is sitting with his right leg extended and his left leg with the knee slightly up. His eyes are also closed with a clear grimacing expression. He uses one of his small devil wings to fan Vash, the text effect reads “flap flap”. Being in the shadows, the palette is cool, blues and purples. A sliver of light shines on the parts not covered by wings in a bright orange/yellow. END ID]
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Gabriel: i'm not interested in such human nonsense as a romantic relationship, i'm the supreme archangel Gabriel who only ever required God's love and-
Beelzebub: *creates a fly in their mouth*
Gabriel: ...fuck
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You know what people don’t talk about often enough? Playing catch up in life after spending your teens or early 20s suicidally depressed. There’s so many more layers than just being able to say “I don’t want to die anymore.”
The difficulty in academia or a career after spending years thinking you wouldn’t be alive long enough for any of it to matter.
The exhaustion that comes from self awareness and self soothing, with the constant voice in your head saying “don’t go backwards.”
How lonely it is to watch the people your age starting families when you’re just barely learning what stable relationships are, and the sudden societal pressure of being “up against a clock” for these kinds of things.
The judgement from others if you change your image or interests this late in the game just because you finally figured out who you really are under the demons.
Be kind to those who are developing and blooming after years of not planning on being here long. We are living a life we absolutely didn’t think we’d have, and it’s hard enough without society reminding us there’s expectations of our age.
We didn’t get to be young; we were too busy fighting battles few know.
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she did the unthinkable to you and shes the only one who can fix it. wanting her is written in your very bones and its because she did the writing. she needs to do it again. youve spent years fighting to come to terms with what your life was going to be and the everythings changing so much and shes right there and you feel sick and you feel happy and shes sorry and shes telling you shes going to make it better now and youre starting to get a sense of deja vu
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Random thought:
Loki and Mobius find a hurt stray cat. It's agressive, bites, doesn't trust anyone, etc. But Mobius insists on taking it in, and Loki gives in.
None of them has ever had an actual pet before, but they try. They let the cat hide when they get home and don't pressure it to come out. They get food and water and leave it close by.
Mobius is the one who gets the cat's trust first though, and it's actually kind of sudden? One day Loki gets home and the little hairball is just curled up in Mobius's lap.
He's actually kind of impressed.
"What did you do?"
"Nothing specific. I guess the poor thing just needed to feel safe."
"This 'poor thing' has bitten and scratched both of us several times."
"Scared animals do that, Loki. Not very different from people."
A small moment of silence, and suddenly Mobius is smirking, and Loki knows exactly where this is going.
"You know, now that I think about it..."
"Don't."
"I guess I just have experience with hurt and scared little things who act like they're angry when they just need care."
"Don't you dare compare me to this creature."
"I wasn't going to, but hey, you said it."
"I hate you."
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Buck, drunk: Hey, I gotta say, you look just like this one guy I know.
Eddie: Really now? Tell me about him.
Buck: Well, he's like... super hot. And, uh, I think I'm married to him, believe it or not.
Eddie, grins: You are? He must be a lucky guy.
Buck: *hic* No, I'm the lucky one. Me. I'm lucky. You won't believe the buns that man has...
Chimney, at the other end of the bar: Someone just please come and put me out of my misery.
Ravi: I think it's kind of cute.
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What is tv like in the Naruto universe?
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Do you do ship art? Cuz if you do could you do Jack and Toby kissing? Sorry if this is uncomfortable
I don't really do ship art of the creeps since I don't ship any of them personally
(and I'm also very ace/aro so it's still odd for me to draw characters in intimate situations:")
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There’s just something about how by the end for Arthur to play the role he needed to play , be the once and future king who would unite Albion and rule justly, he had to learn to be gentle to be softer and kinder and more compassionate .
And he had to learn it from Merlin . The person who in order to become Arthur’s protector had to learn to be Ruthless . He had to be cold blooded , merciless and vicious to keep Arthur safe .
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