#kids cooking

[thefoodarchivist]

Little hers: made her own recipe! Greek dairy free yoghurt with chopped carrot and berries. She ate some of the wrap and all the fruit and veggies so 🤷🏻‍♀️

#food #balanced eating #healthy food #healthy living #healthy eating #food ideas #food inspiration #meal #meal ideas #meal inspiration #kids cooking #toddler cooking #toddler food #kids food

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

#i have to get at least 8 hours of sleep a night to even barely function #with sleep #getting ready for work #commute #cooking #and errands #I typically have maybe 2-3 hours to actually do what i want in a day #and I'm usually too tired to actually do the things i want to do #and that's with a very short commute #if i actually had a long commute I'd basically do nothing but work #i see my friends like once every few weeks or months #because we're all so fucking busy with work and have such little time for socialising #and none of us even have kids or anything!!

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[lackadaisycal-art]

Family Recipe

#art #illustration #character art #artists on tumblr #original characters #cooking #generational #family #generations #mixed family #kids lit #mourning #death #life after death #Procreate

[sewgeekmama]

Cooking Up an Underwater Feast at Jax Cooking Studio

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#cooking #cooking studio #jacksonville #jacksonville florida #jax kids #kids cooking #little mermaid #mermaids #things to do in jax

[bryonyashaw]

𝗦𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲𝗵𝗼𝗴 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗥𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘀 🦔

𝙄𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨:

• 500g pack brown bread mix

• 25g butter

• Plain flour, for dusting

• 12 raisins

• 6 flaked almonds

𝙈𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙙:

STEP 1

Make the bread mixture with the butter following pack instructions. It’s easiest to use a stand mixer but not difficult to do by hand. Leave the dough to rest for 5 mins, then knead for 5 mins.

STEP 2

Cut the dough into six pieces. Dust the surface with a little flour and shape each piece into a ball by rolling it between your hand. Now make it hedgehog-shaped by pulling one side out a little and squeezing it gently into a snout. Be quite firm or it will bounce back.

STEP 3

Put the hedgehogs on a baking sheet, cover with a damp tea towel and leave to rise for 1 hr.

STEP 4

Heat oven to 200C/180C fan/gas 6. Using kitchen scissors (supervise younger children), carefully snip into the dough to make the spikes on the backs of the hedgehogs. Press raisins in for the eyes and push a flaked almond into the end of each snout.

STEP 5

Bake for 15 mins or until the rolls are risen and golden. Will keep for two days in an airtight container.

4 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 if:

• Bread Dough is too Sticky -

This happens often especially with children that like to help to measure out the water and oil. It’s easily fixed just add some more strong white bread flour a little at a time until it becomes less sticky.

• The dough is Dry -

Another common one and again due to measuring of the ingredients. It’s solved by sprinkling a little more warm water over the dough and kneading it in until it’s not too dry and not too sticky.

• The dough Isn’t Rising, This can be due to 3 things -

1. The dough hasn’t been kneaded enough – give it some more kneading.

2. It’s too cold – cover and place in a warmer room.

3. The Yeast you have used it out of date – unfortunately this is a case of throwing away and buying some new Yeast.

• As the hedgehogs rise during proving you may find the spikes disappear they may also disappear during cooking - the best way to make the spikes stay visible is to cut after the proving with fairly deep cuts into the dough.

#hedgehog bread roll #bread #bread making #home made bread #bread baker #easy bread recipe #yourblendedfamily #bryonyperfectlyimperfect #kids activities #efys activity #kids baking #kids cooking #yummy food #easy bread #bread day #home made #snippets of play #littlesplayshare #wildhoodadventures #parent blogger uk #curly hair #mums school of fun #eyfs #kids craft #love cooking #our play everyday #all year fun play #wild schooling #simple meaningful play #funbudgetplay

[ew-selfish-art]

DpxDc AU: Tim as a child was never given a lot of information regarding the scribbling messy handwriting that appeared over night all over his arms- naturally he came to his own conclusions.

Tim Drake was home entirely alone at 9 years old and was about to go out for the night to test his brand new long exposure camera lens when he sees the writing on his arm. It’s not English, like he assumed it was at first, but it was using the alphabet to represent… Tim isn’t bad at math but this formula is complex for his little genius brain.

Looking at his camera, he decides he can spare a moment to look it up, solve it, and get back out into old town Gotham in time for Batman and Robin’s final patrol lap. He does just that, finding the problem to relate to some aerospace engineering and then quickly deduces what laws and theorems need to be applied. He finds a pen, writes down his findings in much neater handwriting onto his arm, and goes out. It’s barely a remarkable night at all. He gets a much more memorable photo of Robin roundhouse kicking a hench person.

Things just continued on that way. Tim would find some complex math, physics or chemistry prompt on his arm (surrounded by various question marks or notes or sad faces)- he’d answer it as best he could and move on with his life. Perhaps his parents were manifesting these pop quizzes? Perhaps his subconscious felt guilty about abandoning his studies for more Bat related pursuits? Tim really didn’t care to think much about it once he became Robin- there was too much on his plate and too many peoples problems for him to fix.

Notably, however, after the attack at the Tower, the pop quiz appeared and Tim wrote back that he wouldn’t be able to find an answer to this one. It was the only time Tim questioned the markings appearance and it was because the next thing that appeared was “Hope you feel better soon.”

… his parents wouldn’t include that on a pop quiz. Cursed then. Tim decided it must be a curse, whatever, he’d deal with the implications later in life.

Tim then has the worst year of his life, hes 15, no longer Robin and the questions from his curse are getting less math oriented and more… philosophical. A lot of mentions of death that, in hindsight helped him actually grieve, and a lot of theories about dark matter and souls. Tim answers back as best he can but he’s drained and his answers aren’t very good in his opinion. He gets minimal feedback.

It all comes to a point that he’s at a family dinner, Bruce is at the head of the table, Jason has promised just to stay for dessert, Damian hasn’t thrown a single insult his way and Steph was laughing at him- when a new theoretical model appears on his arm.

“You’re just as bad as Bruce, Timberly. Hiding a soulmate from all of us, how fucking typical.” Jason points out, while watching Tim scribble back some math with a question mark onto his arm.

“A what? No, this is just a curse. I get pop quizzes every now and then.” Tim bats away Steph who rapidly approaches and began to analyze his arm (the rest of the family isn’t far behind).

“Drake. Explain how you came to this conclusion.” Damian seems more curious than anything, if his lack of insults was anything to go off of.

“Since I was young I’ve had at least weekly math check ins, I never had a parent or anyone else around so I assumed my parents had me cursed to ensure I stayed on top of my studies. Sometimes it’s physics or chemistry, for a while there it was a ton of philosophy and behavioral psychology.” He shrugs his shoulders.

“Master Tim, I believe the lack of adults in your life has led you towards a false conclusion. That is most certainly a soulmate mark. The individual to whom you are responding is undoubtedly your other half.” Alfred attempts to calm the room before explaining to Tim. Tim isnt sure if he believes the butler, though Alfred only very rarely lied, so he grabs the pen once more. He writes his first question back: “Who am I to you?”

The room waits in anticipation and within moments a brand new line appears on Tim’s arm and he is vindicated: “We do math together???”

——

The reason Danny is failing English is because his built in homework helper sucks ass at metaphors and has apparently never read any classic literature. The tutor on his arm is great at puzzles and math tho.

Danny gets a reply back one night that he wasn’t expecting (Who am I to you?) and he mentions it to Jazz. Who goes insane that Danny didn’t even question it and just went with “meh, probably haunted” as his explanation for the phenomenon for all these years.

Apparently, if Jazz was right, he had a soulmate who was uh, super fucking smart. That was an overwhelming thought.

The next day Danny is in crisis mode and writes back “Wait, WHAT AM I TO YOU??? Can I help on your homework??”

Danny gets vindicated when the writing on his arm presents a shit ton of dates and information for an unsolved Gotham cold case. See, Haunted.

———

Eventually between Danny becoming the top candidate for astrophysics at Wayne Enterprises and Tim Drake being outed as having contributed tips to the GCPD that solved cold cases- they meet and realize just how dumb they’ve been.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc crossover #dp crossover #long post #braindead ship #brain dead #deadtired ship #tim x danny #soulmate au #soulmate marks #I feel like I really cooked something here #two super smart total dumbasses #in my head then then fall in love and try to pretend that they’ve known this whole time lmao #Tim looks at college level physics questions on his arms as a kid and is like ‘must be a pop quiz’ and then solves them #danny just thinks it looks neat at first but then his haunted arm replies back with actual answers and explanations??? #your honor these two meet in person realize that they are literally soulmates admit no fault and carry on like they’ve always been in love #tim is naturally paranoid and Danny is naturally curious so tim always answers and Danny always asks

[worldofidunno]

Kids cooking is the funniest. My coworkers kid had to make dinner for himself, but he's like 10 so he needs supervision from his mother and it is gold. He facetimes her so she can see what he's doing while asking loads of questions.

And below is some quotes from the mother:

"You have to cut it. What do you mean what side, the bread is round".

"Put half of the meat in the frying pan, then close the bag and put the rest in the freezer....Yes you need a little extra because the frozen meat will shrink a little....Yes I promise it will."

The mom said "Fry it until it looks good enough to eat", but the son was still unsure when the food would be ready. The son is apparently good at making eggs and I love how that is a reference how long he has to fry the meat, because the mom then was like "Fry it like you do with your eggs".

Kids like him needs to be protected at all costs 💕

#slice of life #kids #cooking #kids cooking #funny #my post

[mombian]

David Atherton, winner of the 2019 Great British Bake Off, has just published a new kids’ cookbook full of tasty recipes, seasoned with a dash of LGBTQ Pride! Here’s an exclusive sneak peek! (And if you missed the two-dad family in his previous kids’ cookbook, I have a look at that, too.)

#lgbtq families #lgbtq kids #lgbtq family #lgbtq #kids cooking #queer family

[necromycologist]

if this gets to 100 notes ill elaborate. or you guys can simply live in peace the choice is urs <3

#good omens #home cooked hijinks #queue gotta be kidding me

[shalpilot]

he can take it off if he wants to

#one piece #eustass kid #killer op #trafalgar law #kidkiller #:) #geese art #also it’s snap release like a fuckjng cat collar #‘shal how the fuck is a scarf snap release’ #well you see. funney #other thought: must suck to be in the cold with a giant metal arm #god. he accidentally touches his face with it and then he’s stuck like that forever #or until it warms up. which presents its own issues #hm. going to draw him cooking eggs on his arm now I think

[thefoodarchivist]

Cosima (3.5) made her daddy lunch. Salami salad wraps with veggies (chopped by mummy) on the side.

#food #balanced eating #food ideas #meal #meal ideas #delicious food #clean eating #home cooking #delicious #kids cooking #wrap #sandwich #lunch

[bruciemilf]

Bruce who has no idea how terrifying he actually is.

Tim one day decides that his boredom overrides his siblings' need for peace and quiet. So, like the little agent of chaos he is, he brings up the dreaded question.

"In your unbiased opinion, who's the strongest in the family?"

Immediately all of them go, "Cass." She's smiling shyly about it, but there's a silver of assured confidence in there.n

Tim sighs. Fine. Too easy. " Okay, maybe that narrows it down. Who's most dangerous? I vote Dick."

Dick doesn't even need to think about it. "Aw, thanks, Timmy! I think I'm gonna go with Ja--" Damian's holding a dangerously sharp pencil to his windpipe. "Dami. Of course it's Damian."

Jason scoffs, "Clearly, it's me. That's like, my whole thing remember? I'm the violent robin--"

"Todd, we all know you gave stickers and cartoon bandages to every Rogue you had to arrest. You had gumball smoke bombs." Jason's 100% turning red and Tim is so gonna tease later.

"Besides, both you and Grayson are wrong."

Damian? Giving someone else credit? That, they have to hear. "Who is it, then?"

"It's Baba, obviously."

Jason breaks in a fit of laughter, alongside them. "Oh come on! Bruce? Bruce, who bakes awful vegan cupcakes for the PTA? He literally starts crying everytime we watch Toy Story 3."

"Because the unethical treatment within prison complexes and unfair labor laws forced upon inamtes parallels gets to him! Nevertheless. Baba could defeat mother. What makes you think he'd have a hard time with you?"

Dick snorts, " I think you're being a bit biased,--"

Damian throws a batarang at Bruce, slicing through the air with a quickness.

Their dad is reading reports, but not only does he evade it, sends it back with venomous speed. Right next to Damian's cheek. A purposeful missed shot.

Later, after they recovered from that whiplash, they ask Bruce the same question, and he of course goes with the most logical answer, " Alfred. But I think any of you could defeat me easily."

That doesn't make them feel better at all.

#dc #dc comics #batman #jason todd #bruce wayne #batfamily #dick grayson #damian wayne #text post #text #let bruce be a top threat pls #he just has to be unaware #like im sorry this mf can fught mutants and gods and whatever atrocity gotham cooks up as a rich kid with a strong immune system??? #BAMF #bamf bruce wayne

[hyunpic]

dr. hwang 🧪

#hyunjin #skz #stray kids #bystay #staydaily #are u perhaps made out of copper and tellurium cause u look really CU-TE 😳 #gifs #gonna make him my partner in crime like he’s gonna be the jesse to my mr walter white. ITS TIME TO COOK!!!!!!!!!!!

[milk-box-16]

Oh yes, this planet has very responsible adults

Inspired by this twitter post

#a hat in time #my art #ahit #ahit snatcher #ahit hat kid #ahit queen vanessa #ahit empress #ahit conductor #ahit dj grooves #cooking cat and captain wilburd they are fine #...then what will be the next crime?

[lopsushi]

The god is here @rebeltigera!

He’s a sight to see. I understand why V!Wukong is simping. 😩 I had fun coloring! 🩵

Bonus! Our Macaque meet too!

#Rebeltigera’s au #not my au #lego monkie kid #macaque #six eared macaque #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #lmk #lopsushi #my artwork #heheee monkeys meeting #I cooked! now I eat!!