Eddie is filming a reminder to his fans about Corroded Coffin’s limited edition merch but gets interrupted when Steve storms into their bedroom and starts digging through the closet.
Eddie, mid-promo: What are you doing?
Steve, pulling the nail bat out of the closet: I’m going to kill our neighbor
Eddie: Diane?!
Steve: Wha- No, Dan.
Eddie: Oh… why?
Steve: I know that fucker popped Ozzy’s swimming pool
Eddie: Steve-
Steve: No, that asshole has complained every time I’ve blown that pool up for Oz. I go inside for ten minutes and suddenly it has a hole in it? It’s the middle of fucking summer, Eddie, and a hundred degrees outside. If I want my dog to be able to cool down in some water while I do yard work then he should be able to!
Steve: I know he popped it so I’m going to *twirls bat* pop his head off his goddamn shoulders
Eddie, reluctantly because Steve’s kinda hot when he’s seething with rage: …why don’t you cool down and let me talk to Dan.
i love love your art of matthew failing in the summer so much. the baggy shirt and curls tied up with the scrunchie is so🥹🥹🥹 and ofc every coping mechanism being utilized at once lmaoo. he's so funny because he really does work as a pretty vogue model posing solemnly in a bleak winterscape but take him and dump him in a tropical, sunny paradise beach resort setting and he looks ridiculous. curls frizzed, snow white ass sunburnt lobster red and melting with sweat, he is goin to get absolutely roasted by alfred. vogue starts reconsidering his contract. he does not cope lmaoo
This ask made me laugh hard lmaooo
Heres the little sad boy coping with the ✨horrors✨ of it all
Vogue just needs to realise that tropical places or any place with /too much/ sun is just not in the contract.
one of the worst things about the online™️ is that when someone does any kind of deep reading of a movie or a book, you'll get a thousand replies saying "guess I wasn't high enough for this" or "lmao reach". do you people live like this? incurious and blind like cave creatures?
I need to know; In the waterpark, do Sun and Moon teach kids to swim? Just Sun? Or do they just make sure kids who can't swim wear their proper flotation devices? I feel like they'd be the most exciting swim instructors!
Oooooo thank you for the ask!!!
One of the first things sun and moon does in the morning is gather kiddos to the lazy river to learn or strengthen their ability to swim before their day in the park! (it’s closed off from teens and adults in the morning) Typically Sun leads the front, encouraging the kids, demonstrating to them what to do in a fun activity style way and Moon covers the back for the ones that need more one on one help and makes sure everyone stays together and in his sight.
Of course afterwards everyone under a certain age still is required to wear a flotation device while in the parks but the animatronics want to make sure every kid walks out of the lazy river with that skill.
Their wonderful teachers so the children learn fast while also having a fun time!
Learning to kick and stay afloat is the biggie so everyone starts with a flotation device to learn the motions :))
he's just orange and smart, which is a monstrous combination. he's hilarious but he's also frustrated us to tears. I'm sure he'll be less stressful when he's a little more grown but as of right now he's as big as an adult cat but still a full baby. he's just so curious in a non-cautious way, his most recent obsession has been to get on top of the hot water heater because when the kitchen sink drains you can hear it in the pipes in the laundry room and he swears he'll find it because he LOVES water. not his bowl water, though. that's fine, he drinks it when he needs to, but when somebody spills water or takes a shower or has water in literally any situation that isn't his bowl he's OBSESSED.
spiderdads is literally just Peter going to MJ like "heyyyy there's a uhm. I've got a coworker, and his daughter died and he's pretty cute and Mayday likes him a lot because he's tall and lets her play on him like a cat tower, could we make this a throuple so he can hang out with her more" and MJ is already re-arranging the month's agenda to account for a third parent at "his daughter died and he's cute"