*Gaara sitting in his office*
Gaara: Paper after paper after paper … does it ever end?
*the door suddenly bursts open and Lee strides into the room*
Lee: Gaara! You’re looking wonderful today, as always.
Gaara: *blushing* T-thank you. What are you doing here?
Lee: You’ve been cooped up in this office every day this week, haven’t you? Well, the leaves in my village have all started to change colors; everything looks so beautiful.
Lee: *sits on the edge of Gaara’s desk* I thought maybe I could kidnap the kazekage today, and we could —
*an entire squad of masked sand shinobi run into the room and tackle Lee to the ground*
Lee: O-oi! What the hell — ?!
Random shinobi, speaking into a walkie-talkie: Threat to the Kazekage neutralized. Prepare to move prisoner to holding cell number —
Gaara: STOP! For God’s sake, Lee isn’t a threat! All of you get the hell out of my office!!
*everyone leaves in a hurry*
Gaara: *helping Lee up* Are you alright?!
Lee: I’m okay. Gee, I didn’t realize that your brother had ramped up your security so much.
Gaara: That’s odd because he usually doesn’t call in the special forces unless he identifies something he thinks is a really big threat, which you’re clearly not …
Kankuro, sitting in a tree outside the building and watching: Little brother, you keep letting this guy come around and pretty soon he’ll marry you and take you to the Leaf, too, just like that Nara guy did with Temari. “Not a threat” my ass. No more of the sand siblings will be lost to Konoha, or —
Kiba, standing below the tree, with Akamaru: Hey Kanky! Me and the pup came to visit you <3
Kankuro: oh no
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Kiba: I need a favor. Don't forget that I'm your nicest friend, Shino.
Shino: That’s Hinata actually.
Kiba: I'm your prettiest friend!
Shino: That's Kurenai-sensie.
Kiba: I'm your most reliable friend!!
Shino: Akamaru.
Kiba: I'M YOUR FRIEND!!
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ROUND ONE
SASUKE UCHIHA vs KIBA INUZUKA
Reasons for submission under the cut
Sasuke
Naruto, Sakura, Karin, ect love him greatly but it’s unclear as to why
doesn’t do anything to deserve love
treats everyone horribly
suppresses his gay feelings
has a bad haircut
angry, mean, asshole, bitch
does what he wants
black and white thinking fan base
unpleasant to watch
discards his comrades
changes his mind about having bonds last second
Kiba
hella dry
thought he could compete with Naruto
thinks he’s better/same amount of power as Naruto
wasted character
annoying
wanted to kill Sasuke
useless without his dog
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a lot of people complain about filler but with Naruto the filler actually makes characters useful and shows us there skills better than the anime. A lot of people dog on Kurenai(Hinata, Shino and Kiba's sensei) for trying to use genjutsu on Itachi(even though that's her main and strongest skill) but if you watch the Kurama clan arc you see just how strong she is when she's not going against one of the top 5 genjutsu users of all time. The Bee lady arc is one of the only ones to show off Kiba being a very competent ninja. Tenten in the movies and filler is SO much more useful than in most of the cannon, plus she gets screen time(occasionally). The second Chunin Exams is one of the best arcs plus gives us a break from the war arc.
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ROUND TWO
KIBA INUZUKA vs KAZEKAGE RASA
Reasons for submission under the cut
Kiba
hella dry
thought he could compete with Naruto
thinks he’s better/same amount of power as Naruto
wasted character
annoying
wanted to kill Sasuke
useless without his dog
Rasa
sucked as a father
fucked up his kids
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Happy birthday to the two of you 🎉
A day late here in England but meh 🫤
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Akamaru pissing in Kiba’s face is just peak Kiba if you ask me.
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I can’t draw so just invision this vision I had of the naurto kiddos sleeping in one big bed
Right to left: Shino sleeping stuff as a board, next to him is Kiba and Akamauru snuggling, then Tenten annoyingly sleeping straight up because Rock Lee is sleeping on Neji who is next to Hinata facing Naurto, she’s blushing in her sleep because while he slept he accidentally put his hand on hers. Sasuke has Naurto in his left and Sakura on his right. Finally Ino and Shikamarau are sleeping on Choji because who wouldn’t?
And hovering over them is the sensei wondering if they should wake them up or let them keep sleeping because they’re so cute.
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