I鈥檓 just going to start piling my Ta!au quotes into one post instead of spamming everyone's timeline with it.聽
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(after a missions, Ash had a nightmare and can鈥檛 sleep and neither could Rowan)
Ash: That鈥檚 a terrible story.
Rowan: not all of us fight Gods and win, my boy. so take what I have.聽
Ash:.... tell me how you survived the Dragalge again?聽
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(later in the Alola timeline-think before Kukui announces the first league)
Ash:聽You're an asshole, you know that?
Lillie: Mankey see, Mankey do.
Ash: *flashbacks to all the times he鈥檚 used the exact phrase* *deep sigh* fair enough.聽
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(on a simple date after a long stake out mission)
Ash:*tired AF* Are you going to keep looking at me like that or are you actually going to kiss me?
Raihan: Can鈥檛 I enjoy looking at my meal before digging into it?聽
Ash... *tired, flustered and now angry because he鈥檚 flustered*
Raihan: *too pleased, the smug bastard* that鈥檚 what I thought.聽
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(after noticing Meowth working at the new malasada truck outside of school, completely ignoring James and Jessie who ignore him in return)聽聽
Ash: hey-not here to pick a fight, put your claw鈥檚 away-do you know Lillie鈥檚 brother?
Meowth: *suspicious but interested* the emo kid?聽
Ash: yeah.
Meowth:... why?聽
Ash: would it be insulting to you if I call him a ragged wet Meowth?聽
Meowth: *instantly relaxing* if you don鈥檛 call him that I will.聽
Ash: *grabbing the malasada's James hands him without making him pay* let鈥檚 tag team him then.聽
Meowth: sounds perfect to me, now get going. you鈥檙e holding up the line Twerp.聽
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(meeting and conversing with Goh and Chloe for the first time)
Goh: my mission is to catch Mew and then go on my first Pok茅mon journey!
Ash: *bites tongue and thank the legendries he鈥檚 where sunglasses to hide his uncontrollable flash of anger*聽
Chloe: Don鈥檛 listen to him-
Goh: Hey!
Chloe: -he鈥檚 the dumb one
Ash: *silently already picking favorites* I see.聽
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(after a prank war)聽
Gary: does my life truly mean so little to you?聽
Ash: *w/ neon green hair and permanent marker on his face* YES!
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(on a random Tuesday in Alola)聽
Ash:*swinging in a hammock with sunglasses and his hat* Are you here to kill me? *slurps annoyingly loud at his drink*
Mewtwo:... no but I鈥檓 thinking about it now.
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(after loosing the kids in the forest for a while)
Ash: where have you been!?
Lana: *sopping wet*
Mallow: *beginning of a rash on her lips*聽
Kiawe:*looks like he got into a fight with something and lost*
Sophocles: *also looks like he got into a fight with something and lost*
Lillie: *covered in flowers with a few Cutiefly buzzing around her*聽
Lana: I think you already know.聽
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(Champion meeting in Kalos-Lance is sick and Ash is his second by Orange Isles proxy)
Diantha:聽 You're late. As usual.
Ash: *not high as a kite but not sober either* be happy that I鈥檓 even here in the first place.聽
Rose: it鈥檚 really innapro-
Ash&Diantha: not a word out of you.聽
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(Kiawe and Lillie hanging out with Ash even though he鈥檚 cleaning all his knives)
Ash:聽 Put that down! You're like a child.
Kiawe: *pouting and placing down a sheathed knife* I鈥檓 a teenager, not a child.聽
Ash: uh-huh.聽
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(Ash begrudgingly letting Lana indulge the rain before class one day)
Ash:聽 Well, don't stand there in the rain all day. Come on.
Lana: but I like the rain.
Ash: okay-let me rephrase then so you understand. Don鈥檛 make me give you detention-
Lana: *darts on past*聽
Ash: *smirking and start to trail behind* that鈥檚 what I thought.聽
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(after being trailed by some mercenaries from a Gala)聽
Rowan: we鈥檙e safe now, aren鈥檛 we boy?聽
Ash: *checks around corner of the alleyway they ducked into to loose their trackers* Yeah... yeah I think so old-
Goons: *appearing on the other side of the alleyway* there they are!
Ash&Rowan: *in unison* fuckshitfuckingtitballs-
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(in Hisui)聽
Ash:聽 I swear it wasn't me.
Cyllene: *annoyed but in a motherly way* now why don鈥檛 I believe that?聽
Ash:.... because I鈥檓 your favorite survey member? *Growlith eyes and slight cheeky smile*
Cyllene: get out of my sight.
Ash: *squeaks* yes, Captain!
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(after an intense debrief after a mission going tits-up as Ash was unknowingly stalked by another mercenary)聽聽
Gary:聽Who did you piss off this time?
Ash: *slumping down in a chair next to Gary and the large as computer screens* it鈥檚 more like who I haven鈥檛 pissed off.聽
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(after first trimester of finals)
Kukui: *walks into the classroom, see鈥檚 Ash blank face and staring at the other doorway where Kukui originally left though*聽
Ash:
Kukui:
Ash:聽
Kukui: you gonna keep staring or what?聽
Ash: *broken out of the strongest dissociation spell in a long time**jumping out of his seat and making a fool of himself while falling down onto the floor* cheese and crackers on balls, you motherfucker-聽
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