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strayheartless · 8 months

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Marluxia be one of those they/thems.

And you can fight me on that!

#kingdom hearts #kh3 #kh1 #kh2 #marluxia #kh com #KH crack #KH thoughts

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kurokmask · 1 year

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*aqua voice* TERRAHHH

there is no greater pain that being unable to draw ur fav. terra for whatever reason has just been SOOO hard for me to draw. n i finally after over a yr have made something i think i actually like YAY

terra baby i love you so much

#kingdom hearts #terra kh #birth by sleep #kh bbs #kh terra #TEWWA BAYBEEE IM SORRY #its been a tough balance between a lot of things. 1 trying to translate the square enix style into my own. HARD. especially the hair #2 trying to inject my hcs. i like to interpret terra as a bit boxier than in canon but ive been having diffuculty keeping it *terra*#for a long time i think i went too sharp n too masculine trying to emphasize the darker more hostile part of his character #but then it just. didnt look like him.#so i went softer this time more rounded shapes more subtle shading #n i think finally that has worked #and lastly. 3 #i think bc i loved him SO much i overthought it. i wanted every detail to be right instead of focusing on the bigger picture.#so it never looked 'right' to me. i was so concerned in maknig it perfect it actually. SUCKED #anyways ya #hopefully this isnt a fluke n ive finally cracked drawing him. finally #also no pauldron bc i want NOTTTT drawing that #LOL #consider this a companion piece to the aqua one #peep the eyes HEHE

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sabermoonlight1616 · 9 months

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Since there are technically thousands of people who played Union X. . .

Kingdom Hearts AU where Xehanort was raised by a community of Players on Destiny Islands.

Inspired by this meme (kudos to whoever made it):

#then these players will go on to establish Destiny Islands' first civilization #crack #kingdom hearts #kh #kingdom hearts union x #khux #kingdom hearts dark road #khdr #xehanort #player #player characters

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xekutozoren · 1 month

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Hmm~? 🫐🪽

Flustered Aqua is cute Aqua. 💙

#kh aqua #kingdom hearts #sephiroth #final fantasy vii #final fantasy 7 #ff7 #ffvii #aquaroth #sephqua #sephiroth x aqua #crack ship

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cubitodragon-moved · 4 months

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An addendum to my “Fit is Retelling The First 2hrs of Kingdom Hearts II in a Minecraft setting” crack theory:

If Fit’s cubito is Roxas and the Contractor is (presumably) DiZ, we better really fucking hope that the plot doesn’t veer sharply into Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days territory and make Ramón the Xion in this scenario.

#qsmp #Qsmp crack theory #Qsmp theory #qsmp fitmc #iykyk #vector to the heavens is a banger track #BUT NO ONE WANTS TO CRY FIT #THE KH TO QSMP PIPELINE BETTER NOT BE REAL #(bonus question: who’s the Namine?)

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riddlerosehearts · 2 months

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tbh whenever i see crowley's... staff thing. you know, this thing:

i always kind of have to just stop and pretend i do not see it so i don't get overwhelmed by the urge to write out a dumb crack theory about why this fucker has a keyblade.

#honestly i'm surprised i haven't ALREADY seen a dumb crack theory about why he has a keyblade #there should be way more kh + twst crossovers

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killershark82 · 3 months

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I just had the literal best fucking idea.

So I was thinking about kenjaku and Jin Itadori and they relationship right? I had just read a fic where kenjaku just stays around and is like a normal mom saying he’ll go back to evil when yuji’s older. (It’s called Kenjaku’s Married Life on ao3 I recommend)

And then I started to think about how funny it would be if Jin was in on the evil side with kenjaku and was aware. Like. He knows she’s evil but that’s his wife. His sweet cheese. He won’t participate in the atrocities but he’ll cheer from afar.

And then again

I had a different thought…

Idk why I explain my thought process ever time but it seems funny for y’all to see the jumps my brain makes.

Back to our regularly scheduled broadcast of fandoms..

I started thinking about other characters that steal bodies to avoid death for fun and stuff like kenjaku or to watch all the stuff that goes down just because.

And then me brain immediately

Immediately

No hesitation

Did it go for Xigbar (Luxu if you want)

And then I thought

Omg THRUPLE

Where Yuji had three bio parents in two old as shit body stealers Kenjaku and Luxu and normal Everyman Jin Itadori.

Just two morally ethically bad people and their normal shunshine husband and genetic hybrid monstrosity sunshine boi. I say the genetic monstrosity because kenjaku has been in a lot of people and? I think the cursed techniques he gets from them carried over? So he has a lot at this point. So yuji could potentially have a lot.

So this plus the keyblade stuff he gets from Luxu theirs a lot for his body to handle so the no cursed energy thing could just be his parents locking it til he’s at a good age for his body to be able to handle it.

Also I don’t know if this is actually a thing? Or if it was a headcannon somebody else made but. If kenjaku did use one of Sukunas fingers to manipulate Yuji’s body in development so that he’s a genetic copy of Sukuna when he was alive, you can count sukuna as a fourth parent. (Also that the Itadori’s are probably descendants of Sukuna’s family line anyway because the other men are similar in looks)

I think that would be hilarious.

Could you imagine that?

The most evil Thruple with their one good guy and then Sukuna in the corner trying to be evil or menaces to society and raising a sunshine kid who’s the opposite of the two

Also,

Could you imagine the foretellers ghosts just haunting them and watching shit go down? Yea I know they probably escaped death from the war via teleportation to end up in the wasteland of the battlefield immediately at the end of kh 3 but it’s funnier if their ghosts.

The ghost godparents wondering who thought it would be a good idea to let these people have a child.

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #kenjaku #jin itadori #yuji itadori #crossover #kingdom hearts #kh #luxu #xigbar #sukuna #crack ship #crack ship kenjaku x Jin x Luxu with Sukuna in the corner wondering why he’s there #the most fun idea I’ve had #well I kinda had another one before but I haven’t posed it yet because this took over my brain #foretellers #kh characters #jjk characters

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marcirose · 2 months

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Take the shot Kairi

Happy valentine's everyone

#kingdom hearts #kh #kh kairi #kh namine #kh roxas #kh hayner #roxner #happy valentine's day everyone #this has been cracking me up for days and i don't know why cause it's not that funny hgjfkdshgfs #but anyway have some roxner

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localcryptideli · 1 year

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Hey imagine if Riku comes from a line of keyblade wielders (maybe Ephemer's line) and the necklace he gave to Sora was initially a keychain they passed down and imagine if at some point Sora finds himself in need for a farfetched keychain and uses the necklace as a last resort because, well, it stands for his connection to Riku, and imagine if it unlocks some kind of very unique keyblade like Ultima or their combined keyblade wouldn't that be something to lose our minds over

#kh crack theory #or is it #kh theory

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madmanwonder · 23 days

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Crossover Crack Ship: Mulsora/Chinese Dragon Key

Fa Mulan:

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Sora:

#my post #disney #mulan 1998 #fa mulan #kingdom hearts #kh sora #sora #shipping post #crossover au #meme post #crossover crack ship meme #crossover crack ship #Mulsora #Chinese dragon key

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mythicalartistx · 7 months

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How Riku is actually the Master of Masters from a different timeline

Kinda crack

But basically I had thought

What if Riku was the Master of Masters...

And it was ALL because of Sora—

Listen.

During KH3 he sacrificed himself during the keyblade graveyard for him... (Whether Sora still remembers it or not because of some memory issues he's been having is a different deal)

Riku would do almost anything for Sora, going to the ends of earth to find and bring him back safely.

In MOM and Re:Mind he is the one basically in charge of the whole search.

In Days he was willing to do anything to wake Sora up, even sacrificing Xion and Roxas and casting away his form just for Sora (thought he wasn't in the right state of mind and took bad advice from DiZ)

But because of that state of mind he can easily get manipulated, and go into periods where he doesn't care of the cost and he must save him.

He made things plan out so Sora would eventually be saved. He made himself get manipulated and destroy the islands because it would be the way where Sora could get strong and wield a keyblade too.

In Birth by Sleep, he told Terra he wanted to get stronger to protect the things that matter (JP: Most important/precious person)

What if on one timeline Sora died? What if he couldn't come back so Riku became the MOM and went back into time?

He was willing to sacrifice people with the original Keyblade war because he wanted to save Sora and make sure he would be safe

Then at the end of Kh3 Sora arrives in the Quadratum where Riku (who is MOM) is and he can finally see him again.

And he gave Luxu a task so he'll know if he succeeded or not and based on that he'll plan for everything.

Riku unknowingly dove into Sora's heart and became his dream eater.

He is willing to sacrifice himself and others for him.

...

What if in the first timeline where Sora died, Riku first saved everyone with the Kingdom Key. And he became keyblade master.

After all In Union X darkness states how it doesn't care much for light, while Luxu mentions to Darkness that MOM doesn't care for the Darkness either. And this works because Riku is Light and in COM he was basically scared and refusing to come to terms with his darkness

In all seriousness it would be more of an interesting AU than anything.

I saw this one theory that MOM is actually light just like how Vanitas is implied to be darkness.

It adds up, MOM doesn't like Darkness and Darkness once said they didn't care too much for Light either when Luxu told them how the MOM didn't like darkness.

And because of that I thought Riku IS LIGHT this would be an interesting AU

The annoying thing about this post I originally wrote it 2 weeks ago and pressed POST but it never worked and I lost the post and had to reduce everything.

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whyarewecalledtheshipname · 3 months

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if mickey and MoM don't have a custody battle over riku then whats the point

#crack #no context #wacky kh predictions #flashback: father and son #probs won't happen bc they didn't let mickey go after riku #and totally not bc this is a complete crapshoot #lmao

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seraph-sar · 1 year

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To be honest, I genuinely enjoy the story of Re:Coded. Especially that one scene where Roxas and Sora fight, because it's just packed with emotions and stuff.

But this moment will still always be hilarious to me: