Percy 1: "You don't have a crush on our dads, right, Y/N?"
Percy2: "Yeah, because that would be weird, dude."
Y/N: "Of course I don't. That would be wrong. Besides, why would I be crushing on your fathers?" *Turns to see the different versions of Poseidon coming out of the sea in tight speedos* "Because they're not hot or sexy at all. Dripping wet, all muscular in very tight speedos looking all daddish."
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What is it about Soap MacTavish that makes him so swoon-worthy? That man is FINE 🥵💞❤️
Oh sweet anon, let me show you....
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Exhibit A.
Exhibit B.
Exhibit ABSXHXHXBZBVX
Exhibit Oh my God.
Exhibit I'm going insane.
Exhibit LOOK AT HIM!!!
Exhibit I need new pants
Exhibit Am Dead
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And let's not forget the two legendary thirst traps that brought both these sexy beasts to life...
And now I'm finished...
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This fun little throwback popped up in my YouTube recs today.
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