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flowergrenades · 1 year
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*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.
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softcvriosity · 3 months
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Here’s your late Christmas present ^_− ☆彡
Edit: Thanks for loving the photos 💕
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chubs-deuce · 1 month
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Alastor may dislike new age tech but that doesn't mean he doesn't have his sources lol
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kaiyaangel · 10 months
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I can't remember anymore what day I'm on. Like 8 or 9. Oh yeah..yesterday was Monday. Yeah, I'm on like day 8 of Prozac.
I have my resume updated and put out some inquiries through a few friends. I am trying to finish my PHP certification as quickly as possible while taking advantage of all the other training opportunities at work before I am let go. I'm not sure yet what will happen, but I am finding it difficult to continue seeing a future at this company for myself.
I wish I could just have a few acres and a small farm. Live a simple but productive life.
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1eos · 7 months
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'tumblr is full of 14 year olds' wrong tumblr is full of 24 year olds who just don't do anything. and that's okay
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emberglowfox · 10 months
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he did get those braids after all
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shadowedge0-blog · 8 months
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adobe-outdesign · 2 months
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great gift ideas for the Neopets 1% getting mad over people being able to actually enjoy UCs now
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kayleerowena · 7 months
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horror barbies legally distinct pink-themed horror dolls available now from your local t-shirt store!
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ew-selfish-art · 6 months
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DPxDC AU: Ellie was going to beat the shit out of this space cop if he was lying…she might just do it anyway but, like, fr she’ll throw down on Danny’s behalf.
Enter scene following a bad tandem clone + identity reveal where in Danny is captured and wounded, Ellie escaping just narrowly. She manages to get Sam and Tucker on her side and together the three of them save Danny. (Where was Jazz? Why couldn’t she find Jazz?)
Ellie has traveled all over the world, has seen its hospitality just as much as its hostility- besides Danny liked space right? Mostly, Ellie is panicking and, being unable to think of a place to take Danny while he’s bleeding out on her, she just goes… up. Out of the atmosphere and just beyond the satellites. It finally feels far enough away, tho she didn’t take them beyond the moon, she has limits to her paranoia thank you.
Imagine to her annoyance that apparently someone actually watches for biological materials leaving and re-entering the earth! Total Bullshit! She’s needed to make a number of trips back and forth to get Danny food and water and medical supplies- and she’s doing a damn good job of getting him stable. Too bad she hadn’t realized the ring guy following her sooner.
Turns out he’s “made a report” and “will find them justice” and “wants to help”. Yeah right. She throws down with him as best she can, and he clearly doesn’t want to hurt her so he keeps letting her get away with Danny in tow. Danny is sleeping through most of this but a few times he lets out a woop or a go get ‘em.
Eventually Hal calls the only person on the team with a single paternal bone in his body (even if it was only a single one most days). Pulling Batman into a spacesuit, into a ship and across the atmosphere shouldn’t have been that easy- though it was obvious how his agreement came immediately after Hal mentioned the wounded and entirely isolated twins he’d found.
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bruciemilf · 11 months
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Anyway, have some Waynes lore I made up because I refuse to believe they weren't badasses
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otaku553 · 4 months
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Ok so I have been stewing this crossover au in my brain nonstop for the past few days and. I am nothing if not committed to the bit, so. Volume cover redraws :)
Here are the originals:
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If you want to read more about my one piece spy x family crossover, keep reading!
So the idea is simple! Crossover reincarnation au where ASL is reborn in Spy x Family. They’re each born separately and none of them are born with the same names as their previous lives, and with no way of finding each other, they each find their own thing to do in the world.
Sabo, too used to the dangers of being a spy, eventually finds a cause to devote himself to again, in preventing war from engulfing the country he was reborn in. Ace, drawn to fire as he was in his previous life, used arson as a means to rob rich people for sustenance and survival, and is eventually scouted and hired by Garden as a fire specialist and assassin. And Luffy, though born in perhaps the poorest condition, grows up happily and takes whatever part time jobs he wants to do.
The thing about Sabo is that, as much as he seems like a young man of good repute and high standing within society, everyone in WISE knows that he is a massive nuisance. Nobody knew in the beginning how a child less than half the age of most of their veteran agents could have the same skills and knowledge in their profession. Sabo was— and still is— hyper competent, and by the time WISE figured out just how much of a menace to society he was, it was too late.
Ace forgot for the first few years of his new life that he wasn’t made of fire, and consequently, received multiple accidental burns. This did not deter him, however, from growing up to be a very skilled arsonist, well-practiced in every which way to start a dumpster fire or house fire. As a teenage he would use this often to draw attention as he robbed rich people blind. When he was caught, he was given an ultimatum by Garden: join them and receive payment for starting fires and causing problems under contract, or face the government and authorities for his crimes. Begrudgingly, he joined Garden, but eventually comes to appreciate that he can make substantial money in his element.
Luffy is Luffy. No telepathy or experimentation, no fancy schools, no gimmicks or secret identities. But he has still lived an extremely colorful life in this world, full of fascinating and kind individuals who have helped him grow up healthy and relatively happy. He goes where he is free, and he takes whatever part time jobs he wants in order to make the minimum he needs to survive.
Ace and Sabo find each other first, in their late teens, and neither of them realize that the other remembers their previous life, but both refuse to separate. (Sabo thinks Ace doesn’t remember, because Ace didn’t recognize him. Ace never saw Sabo grow up past 10, however, so he doesn’t recognize older Sabo immediately. By the time he does realize who exactly Sabo is, Sabo has backtracked and pretends to know Ace from a dream, or from somewhere else.)
Sabo’s attachment to Ace, predictably, causes problems between Sabo and WISE, but by then, Sabo is indispensable to the organization, and they make an exception for Sabo to be able to remain with Ace, so long as Ace never finds out what Sabo’s actual job is. Ace, on the other hand, hides his job because he doesn’t want his brother, who he has just found and who does not know Ace well enough yet, to know that he makes a living from killing people.
And they find Luffy sometime afterwards, prior to the beginning of the Spy x Family canon. Luffy figures out, not long after moving in with his brothers, both of his brothers’ secret occupations and the fact that both of them remember their past memories. He thinks it is common knowledge, however, and so he never brings it up.
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squidsystem · 2 months
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fire emblem dragons are so cool and awesome when they actually interact with the implications of them and it's a shame that some of their character designs are just really bad which obscures the cool stories involved with them. Because fire emblem dragons are just people, they think like people, they grow like people, they act like people, but they live a mind bendingly long time. I love the child dragon characters because more often than not they're either unnerving with how much they've lived and how much they understand when they literally just look like 10 year old, and or they are too young to even comprehend the meaning of their quite literally thousands and thousands of years lifespans. The fact Tiki is still grappling with the traumatic experience of losing everyone she's ever loved 2000 years after losing them is just such big frown. Like imagine the existential horror of being an 11 year old weird girl but for centuries instead of a year. The old as fuck dragons are really cool too, I think the degeneration lore is really cool and I don't see concepts like it get explored enough, the idea that being so powerful that mortals consider you an unknowable is so unsustainable that they essentially lose their sanity and eventually their sapience is so fucked up. And they probably didn't even realise it was happening until entire ages had already passed. Imagine being a member of a species with a fatal flaw that no one could know about until it was far too late. The fact pretty much all dragons in Fire Emblem are the humanoid manaketes is literally because the ones that didn't are more or less extinct because they were too prideful to relinquish their power, and in some sense, their entire identity. More FE stories should examine the experience of their dragons. Are any manaketes dysphoric because they're forced to live in a body that doesn't reflect who they really are? Imagine the angst. I love fire emblem
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peachiexparfait · 5 months
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DeadSerious Stalker Danny
"Mr. Pennyworth, I've noticed a change in Damian's smell, please change Damian's shampoo back. I like knowing I can find him by the way he smells."
Alfred, as well as Bruce, Dick and Tim (who was visiting from his boat shack he stayed at with Bernard) stared as a boy with a shock of white hair and glowing green eyes appears out of nowhere and speaks to the butler about the youngest Bat.
Well, appears out of nowhere isn't exactly the right way to describe it. More like the boy's upper half from his torso and higher is visible from the glowing green - portal? - that is right in the middle of the breakfast bar.
The breakfast bar that is currently being stocked with breakfast foods by Alfred.
The elder man didn't blink as he quickly processed the young man's words and replied in an even tone, "Master Damian himself requested a change with his personal hygiene. I am simply following his orders."
The boy frowns, a look of contemplation on his face.
"How do you know what my son smells like enough to notice he smells different?" Bruce, who finally snapped to his surroundings (he was tired from a long night of patrol, sue him), asked.
Tim, who had been watching the kid in case he tried pulling anything, snorted. "Bruce, you know what Talia smells like. Seems a bit hypocritical to ask that here."
The kid only smiles, almost smirking at the words.
"I've been watching over Damian lately, and wanna know why he's suddenly changed up his routine. It's throwing me off a bit." He says, looking up at the ceiling as if he can see Damian up in his room (he was spending a few days at the Kent's farm after hearing that one of the cows was about to give birth and didn't want to miss it).
"You're watching over him? And he's not aware?" Bruce asks, tone incredulous, eyes narrowing.
Dick, who's sitting next to him, scoots away from where he is the closest to the green portal thing.
"I don't not think he's aware, since he manages to still see me sometimes even when I'm like this-", the glowing kid says before disappearing completely, freaky portal included.
Even though the kid was gone, Bruce and the others could still feel a presence nearby. Must've been him, and he confirmed that Damian could still see him while he was... vanished?
There is a moments pause before portal kid comes back, along with the whirling portal.
"He saved me, kinda. And so I kept following him even after I got better. Imagine my suprise when he told me to reveal myself when I was watching him one night." Glowing kid (they really need ask him for his name) says, eyes a little dreamy and a dopey smile spreading on his face.
Tim inwardly shudders at seeing anyone have a face like that while thinking of Damian, of all people.
Dick, on the other hand, smiles as he sees how the guy obviously has a hero crush on his little brother.
His little brother who saved someone! And left a very good impression, if the way the kid kept watching over him meant anything.
At least, it was cute, until Bruce had to open his mouth.
"You need to stay from my son. He helped you when you needed it, and you seem to be holding up fine. He doesn't need someone to watch him." His tone was stern, clearly settling on it being final and his eyes were narrow as they now assessed the kid with clear apprehension.
"I know he doesn't need to be watched, but that's his decision, not yours. Plus, I've been watching him for months already. He may not know me yet, but he will, eventually." Portal kid says, tone light despite his words.
Well, seems like quite the stalker their youngest has.
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zaana · 9 months
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I needed some protective BAMF Tech
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yashley · 3 months
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I trust they are capable. 
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