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hunterxfics4 months ago
I think the 7th ask was some Campkia fluff but I don't really remember, sorry! Tea is amazing! I love it so much I find it nice cos I can have it or make it whenever and it helps with like everything! Ikr? Like ok I get taking my siblings home so they don't accidently put a hole in the wall fighting. (they used to hate each other with a passion, now they tolerate each other). It is so annoying and stressful, I'm soory you have to deal with that too. I do prefer it to him when he's mad. (1/?)馃
It's scary when he gets mad. I'm scared of people yelling and super tall people (he's 6 feet) because of his temper tantrums. Ikr? And the lectures would be about how she wants to get something to eat but she's not cos she saw that classes as a fucking treat and a fun activity! Thank you so much! Sometimes I question if I really deserve stuff because of all the things my parents have drilled into my head. Aww that's so sad, we shouldn't be used to this and that's so shitty! Intentional (2/?) 馃
Or not it is mean and cruel. It's good that you try no to think about it! aww that's so sweet! It is hard to unlearn those things and it is true! You're doing so well and you are an amazing person! I'm happy I make you smile every day! I like helping people the best I can! Thanks! Therapy is hard because it's a random person I'm supposed to trust and tell stuff I would never consider telling the people I live with. Thanks I'm hoping it'll go well too! Ikr like its hard to process but it's(3/?)馃
nice. I value our friendship too! It's so fun to talk to you! Eartha loves pets and milk! She gladly accepts you affection. That sounds so wonderful! I love fruit it's so good! You two just bring so much security and comfort to each other just by existing! It is such a nice escape and it's so sweet to just be alone with the two of you cuddling and talking. Opening up is so hard and he knows how hard it is and how your mind draws a blank when you have to talk about your feelings. He will ((4/?)馃
gladly wait as long as you need! He loves you and gets worried when you're upset. He tries to help and will hold you for hours! You are never too much when you open up, sure it can seem intense if it's been bottled up but that's what happens and he will always be there to hold you and just let you express all the pent up feelings. He is glad to help you anyway he can with fighting. He's going to spot you and help you. If he has questions Killua might come to visit! Aww he loves when you (5/?) 馃
Squish his cheeks! He finds it cute and will giggle when you do it. Aww he loves having you in his lap while he works! Kurapika will need you to be with him as he tries to ground himself again. He can't rest even if he wants too and gets scared often. He just needs you there and you holding him is so helpful. Kurapika melts when you stroke his hair while he's curled up to you, his head on your shoulder, hugging you while you play with his hair. He can just let it all out with you and (6/?) 馃
is able to let his emotions out. When he vents his eyes are scarlet, and if he's really upset they might water. Usually after he vents for a while he'll just cry into your should quietly and tell you he loves you and that he's so happy you choose to stay with him. When you remind him to breathe he looks up at you and takes a few deep breaths and likes that you take the time to listen to him. He is beyond grateful for it. He's gonna thank you often, regardless. You two are just so (7/?) 馃
supportive of each other and so sweet! He's exhausted and sometimes asks you to make his favorite meal. Usually he also asks if you can sleep after or just cuddle and talk about good things. If he falls asleep, he's wrapped around you and will thank you again for your support. Awww those sappy nighttime cuddles are the best! Kurapika will be as soft as possible and just ramble as he's holding you. He talks about how much he loves you. He loves his alone time with you so much! He feels (8/?) 馃
Aww fuzzy blankets! He looks adorable wrapped up in them! It's a new psychiatrist so it takes a little getting used too. I got to go to the ranch today and now I'm exhausted. Sorry for the late response I was waiting until I got home so I could be sure I was responding to everything! Also sorry this is a little long! That sucks that you were dragged out for that long! That's sweet it's annoying when you can't be productive in some way! Glad you got to warm up! You look great and I hope (9/10)馃
you enjoyed your boba and had a good day! 馃
Hehe again putting my response under the keep reading so no one gets annoyed by me talking HAHA
OMG NO WORRIES ABOUT IT!!!! It鈥檚 not your fault that Tumblr lost it haha I鈥檓 just annoyed with the site per usual. YESS TEA IS THE BEST!!! Ngl I do prefer it iced tho like I can drink sweet tea like no one鈥檚 business hahah.聽Right!!! Like that makes sense but they should get you food as well !!! You鈥檙e the one who actually had to do the stressful classes and shit!!! You earned a good meal after that!!! Omg the way that was me and my sister for a bit haha but now we are besties. Are they close in age? Ahhh it fr is just so much stress and shit :( we both deserve better!! Oh yeah that鈥檚 so valid. I鈥檓 like that with my mom, she is tiny but absolutely terrifying when mad I am the type who just cries when getting yelled at or even just sternly spoken too because of this. Omg and those temper tantrums sound AWFUL IM SO SORRY :(( I legit had a teacher like that and it was hell so I can only imagine the pain of it being your own father :/ WHAT THE FUCK THAT鈥橲 SO SHITTY OF HER WHY WOULD SHE THINK THOSE CLASSES ARE LIKE FUN ?! It鈥檚 not some fucking club, it鈥檚 something that genuinely harmed you god that makes me so mad !!!! I鈥檓 so sorry!!! AWWW OMG YOU FOR REAL DESERVE ALL THE LOVE AND KINDNESS IN THIS WORLD!!!!! I know it can be hard to believe, but you really do!!! We really shouldn鈥檛 have to be so use to it :( I hope we both can just continue to grow and unlearn that shit to feel all the love given to each other and others<3 AWWWW OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH that fr makes me so happy to hear!!!! I don鈥檛 really tell a lot of people this stuff because it鈥檚 ~scary~ to unpack so don鈥檛 really ever hear anyone take notice of my progress sooo ahhh fr hearing that made me feel good!!! It鈥檚 like motivation to keep going ya know<3 AWW YOU鈥橰E THE SWEETEST AND CUTEST!!!! 聽You fr always make my day!!! I鈥檓 so happy to know you!!!! Omg therapy is fr sooo hard and can stressful and such, but. you got this!! Take as long as you need to get comfortable with the therapist and don鈥檛 feel rushed!! Recovery is a whole process!! AWWW THANK YOU<33聽
YAAY EARTHA MY QUEEN SHE DESERVES ALL THE PETS AND MILK AND ATTENTION AND LOVE!!! YESS FRUIT IS AMAZING!!!! OO now I want some strawberries haha. EEEEEE WE REALLY DO OMG!!!! Awwwww he really is the best I just ahhh appreciate that sooo much!!! Just as he thanks me often, I do the same with him bc it really means so much to me that he鈥檚 willing to be slow and patient with me. I tend to be a logical person but when I have those bad flare ups I literally can鈥檛 be logical so just knowing he鈥檚 willing to stick me through those emotional moments and help me and love me just ahhh makes me emotional!!! It can be hard to feel lovable in those moments so his softness and love ahhh are everything to me!! I always just wanna spend the whole time in his arms and listen to him whisper about how he loves me hehe!!!! AWW HEARING THAT JUST MEANS SO MUCH TO ME THANK YOUUUU<333 I just god I love him so much!! OOOO YAY I鈥檓 excited to learn and spend that time with him omg he鈥檚 so cute like pulling his hair up and getting all serious to teach me how to fight!! AWW AND KIL COMING TO VISIT!!! PRECIOUS!!! AWWW AND THAT鈥橲 SOOO CUTE!!! I gotta make sure he鈥檚 relaxing his face as well so will just squish him or poke his cheek to him to take a like 5 sec break to laugh and smile!!! Aww omg yes I鈥檓 always there, no matter how long it takes him to ground himself again!!! He鈥檚 gone through so much and I know he needs a lot of time to process and reset and such, so I never rush him or anything. I just hold him so close and securely, making sure he knows I got him and that he鈥檚 safe as he vents and cries and just does what he needs in order to get it out. I know he鈥檚 going through a whole emotional cycle in these moments so just let him feel it all so he never bottles it or anything. Once he鈥檚 calmed some too I鈥檒l wipe his tears away and kiss him gently to help him relax more and push all his hair away so he can hide his face into my neck as he tries to come down from that emotional high. AWW I will always take the time to listen to him and never talk over him or anything. I know he sometimes just needs to get it all out before wanting to actually talk or anything, so I鈥檓 always sure to hear everything he has to say and remind him to take pauses to breathe so he doesn't hurt himself. Awww anytime he thanks me I just kiss him, telling him I love him and will never leave him. There is just so much support amongst each other in our relationship ahhhh I love him SO MUCH!!! AWW I鈥檒l always cook him his fav meal and even bake him his fav desert!!! And we can eat it on the couch so he can sit in my lap and still be in my arms before we cuddle some more!! I鈥檒l just be reassuring him all my love for him as he鈥檚 falling asleep in my arms. And after a bit, making sure he is actually sound asleep, I鈥檒l nap with him and just keep him so close to me<3 YESS THE SAPPY NIGHTTIME CUDDLES BRING ME SO MUCH JOY!!! He鈥檚 just so cute being all sappy I get so happy!! AWWW I always tell him how much I love him too and sometimes even get a little teary eyed bc ahh he just makes me so happy and feel so loved!! He鈥檚 just the best ever!!!<333 YESS HE IS THE CUTEST ALL SNUGGLED UP IN A BLANKET I have luckily snapped a few pics of it hehe<33
Ahhh, that sounds so stressful!! Sometimes psychiatrist can be more stressful than therapist!! I hope you are able to get comfortable with them soon as well, you got this!!! AWW YAYY IM SO HAPPY YOU GOT TO GO TO THE RANCH TODAY!!!! I bet it was loads of funnnn!!!!<33 Omg no worries at all, there is never a rush to respond to me!! I really appreciate you always taking the time to respond to all I say and coming up with the sweetest Campika stuff!!! Like I can鈥檛 even express the HAPPINESS it brings me!!! Like it鈥檚 my biggest comfort and coping mechanism to self ship so just the fact you always indulge me in it is so sweet and really helps me, especially when things get bad for me. And omg you never have to worry about length haha!!! I honestly talk SO MUCH I鈥檓 the one who should apologize for length HAHHA. Ah yeah it was honestly such a drag, I鈥檓 so happy it鈥檚 over with. AWWWW OMMG THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I had loads of fun today!!! I grabbed boba with two friends I haven鈥檛 seen since June so like it was just so wonderful to see them again!!!<33
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hunterxfics4 months ago
I have not had the medicine ball before but I have heard so many good things about it! They have amazing tea! All coffee causes migraines and it is so annoying! It was so mean! And it didn't help that my dad didn't do shit. He just stays out of therapy stuff because he doesn't believe in it and I don't think he believes I have the mental illnesses I do because he doesn't want to deal with anything. I seriously hated that class and anytime I asked for a snack after cos it'd be at dinner (1/?) 馃
time so I'd be hunrgy. My dad would pick up my sibling so they wouldn't destroy the waiting room again and get them take out, But if I asked for the same or for them to get me something even if it was just a fucking drink or fries I'd get a whole lecture about how hard her day was. Like in elementry school I'd get bullied a lot and be forced to go to those classes and she would act like it was easy. That's so mean of her. And you have every right to your feelings no matter what they are! (2/?)馃
I'm so sorry you went through that! It's terrible and wrong. It's so mean you didn't ask to feel like that and you deserve the world because you're so strong and amazing! You do your best and that's all that matters. I hope things are better for you! They really can. Me too I'm pretty sure it'll go well it's scary to get a new therapist and it's hard. I only went to therapy about my skin picking and that helped find other problems. I love you too and I also support you! You're so sweet! (3/?)馃
It means so much that you care cos I'm still getting used to people being nice cos it just surprises me. Yes, Eartha can have treats! I usually give her a tiny bit of milk co she has a ton of allergies and I've given her that and she didn't get sick. She's such a sweet baby girl! I've never made fruit tarts before that sounds so good! It is a very slow progress but Kurapika loves you so much and the feeling of safety you give each other is wonderful! Opening up is so hard and takes a ton (4/?)馃
ton of work! It really is! The love and support you two have for one another is so pure and wonderful! You are just so proud of each other for any progress made! I am too you've got this! Aww Kurapika does always try to protect you and you return the favor. He's kinda reluctant at first but he knows you'll keep trying so he grows to love it and offers to teach you some fighting techniques. Lol yes the rapid switch is so cute! He so does try to keep a professional face but he loves you (5/?) 馃
he loves you and it's so sweet and he laughs at every joke you tell him. He trusts you so so much. It takes awhile for him to actually let it out but he just needs you to hold him. He's not going to sleep and if he does it won't be well. Kurapika will just stay in your arms and hold you. He doesn't want to be alone after. Most of the time if he talks it's about how angry it makes him that his clans eyes are in jars and being sold. It's so fucked up. He just relaxes in your arms. He's so (6/?) 馃
Aww yes it is he loves blankets! He looks forwards to them and anytime he gets to spend with you! Kurapika enjoys the peace of nighttime cuddles cos it's just all sweet and no distractions for once and he can get all sappy and sweet. My day's been alright I saw my psychiatrist today and that was a little stressful. How was your day? (8?/8) 馃
Omg so my response is QUITE long being the rambler I am, so I am putting it all under this keep reading so those who don鈥檛 wanna read my response can easily scroll from it haha
OH NO TUMBLE ATE ASK 7 AHHHH !!!!! If you remember what it said feel free to resend it but if not then it鈥檚 no problem lol ahh I hate when Tumble does this!!
OOOO you should def try it!!! My mom is a HUGE tea addict and she loves it haha. She had to make the switch from coffee to tea due to health reasons so worships Starbucks teas like she did their coffee haha. Oh no, that鈥檚 so annoying!! At least tea doesn鈥檛 tho, so you can still get a fun drink at most coffee shops!!! NOOOO THAT鈥橲 JUST SO MEAN OF THEM BOTH!!! Omg my dad is the exact way ngl and it鈥檚 so annoying and stressful :( I鈥檓 so sorry you have to put up with, you fr deserve better and parents who genuinely want to listen to you and help you!! OMG THAT鈥橲 SO MEAN TOO LECTURING YOU AFTER ALL YOU DID WAS WANT FOOD AFTER A CLASS YOU DIDN鈥橳 EVEN WANT TO GO TO!!!! God that鈥檚 just so shitty ahhh that makes me so mad!!! YOU DONT DESERVE THAT SHIT!!!! >:( Ahhh thank you so much omg<3 I hate to say I鈥檓 use to it, but I really am like my whole life she has done shit like that. Like it was really bad when I was little, she would make a lot of jokes making me feel stupid or fat or something but when I told her that she鈥檇 just say I鈥檓 too sensitive and that I鈥檓 making her feel bad and upset for saying such mean things. She鈥檚 gotten better about it, but sometimes it鈥檒l slip out when she decides to get mad at me for no reason. Like I love her to death but it鈥檚 been hard to shake off some of those comments even though it has been a few years since the worst of it :/ bUT OH WELL I try not to think too much about them ya know. But fr fr all your love and kind words make me so happy ommmg thank you<333 I鈥檓 really doing my best to unlearn a lot of mean things that were drilled into my brain, but it鈥檚 hard so knowing I have support and people who see the best in me make me feel really good and encourage me to see myself in that better light!!! So thank you so much<33!!! Ahh getting a new theorist can fr be uncomfortable and stressful, so just give it time!!! I鈥檓 sure you鈥檒l click with this new one and things will all fall into place!!! AWW YAY I鈥檓 glad therapy has been helpful for you before and I just hope it can keep being helpful to you!! You deserve that safe environment to be vulnerable and get help in areas you feel you need it!!! I鈥檓 so proud of you for it!!! AWW THANK YOU<33 OMG IM THE. EXACT SAME WAY!!! Like ever nice message I get on here I have to like take a moment to process it and then get so soft knowing y'all actually mean it like idk as mentioned I struggle to see those lovable parts of me so hearing you and others be so kind to me is like AN AMAZING FEELING<3 AND YOU DESERVE ALL THE KINDNESS EVER!!! You seriously always put a smile on my face no matter what my day has been like and I just value our friendship so much!! You鈥檙e so kind and just so fun to talk to!! I鈥檓 so happy to know you and just you deserve the. whole WORLD!!!!<333 YOU鈥橰E SO WONDERFUL!!!!!!
YAAY EARTHA :D AWW POOR BABY WITH ALLERGIES!!!! AWW I bet she loves getting milk omg I just LOVE HER SO MUCH!!! SHE鈥橲 SOO CUTE!!! I wanna pet her so badly omg!! Fruit tarts are soooo yummy and so much fun to make omg especially when glazing the fruit it鈥檚 just ahhh soo good!!聽
EEEEEE IM SO SOFTTT AHH I just literally SQUEAL every time hearing he loves me haha. It fr fr is so wonderful omg I just love how safe he is and just feel so happy he feels safe with me!!! Like there is no stress or pressure it鈥檚 such a nice escape from life at times to just be alone with him and be in his arms and hold him<3 OMG FR OPENING UP IS THE HARDEST!!! I鈥檓 like really good with words literally until it is time to express how I feel it kinda stresses me out. So knowing he鈥檇 be patient with me is just always so relaxing to me<3 EEEEEE we fr are just so wholesome and loving like it works perfectly given both our pasts. I鈥檓 just so happy to have him<33 AND AWWW OMG THANK YOUU<33 Another thing I am trying to like remind myself is that I am allowed to open up just so many have told me I鈥檓 too much it makes it so hard to feel like I can fully open up, so knowing I have your support and all makes me so happy!!! And that I have Kurapika鈥檚 love hehe<333 AWWW HE鈥橲 THE CUTEST HEHE!! OMG YES I AM STUBBORN AND I WILL PROTECT THIS MAN!!! Awww I鈥檇 love for him to teach me some fighting techniques I fr need to strengthen my upper body ngl haha. OMMG HE REALLY DOES it鈥檚 so cute seeing him working sometimes like I just wanna squish his cheeks when he鈥檚 all focused and I鈥檓 just chilling in his lap. THEN HE GETS ALL SOFT AND SMILING AND I鈥橫 JUST SMILING BACK<333. his laugh is so cute too omg anytime I make him laugh my heart just FLUTTERS!!! I LOOOVE HIM SOO MUCH!!!! Awww poor thing he really isn鈥檛 going to be able to relax for a few days :( It鈥檚 so heartbreaking all that pain he goes through. I always hold him through it all, just stroking his hair encouraging him to let it out at his own pace. I really just let him ramble and vent for as long as he needs, not saying anything until he pauses or I can tell he needs to be reminded to breath. I hate seeing him so hurt but he needs to get it out and in a healthy way so am always there to help him. Even if it takes hours and hours, I鈥檓 there for him through this!!! And once he鈥檚 more clam or just flat out exhausted for these emotions, I鈥檒l propose either doing something fun to relax or just heading off to bed, both include lots of cuddling and me kissing him to help him feel more and more of my love for him!!!! He鈥檚 my world!! AWW YESS THE IMAGE OF HIM WRAPPED UP IN A FUZZY BLANKET IS SOOOO FUCKING CUTE AWWW!!! I LOOOOOVE HIMMM!!! EEE YESSSS the night is always. the best omg I love when he gets all sappy with me I get all happy and a tad flustered but am just as sappy back like those nighttime cuddles are so romantic and sappy I just melt thinking about it!!!! We really pour our like happy emotions out during this time bc we are alone and no one can stop us!!!
Ahhhh I鈥檓 sorry it was stressful!! I hope now you鈥檙e able to relax and do something for yourself!!! Try getting some good rest tonight, and I hope tomorrow is more of a fun day for you!!! My day was pretty good. It was honestly boring bc I sat for like 4 hours watching a football game bc my sister was cheering at it. I didn鈥檛 know anyone there so just sat bored with my parents, but it was good seeing my sister have as much fun as she did. I just kinda hated being so unproductive for that long of a time period haha. AND IT WAS SOOO COLD!!! So I鈥檓 happy to be home now haha
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malilepkit5 months ago
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gayoperatorgunclub8 months ago
Okay so hear me out.... Lion/Doc/Thatcher
oh absolutely
General:
Rate the Ship - 聽 Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I鈥檓 not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let鈥檚 do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - until mike fucking dies. so like a week. jk but he鈥檚 so old
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - it was that scene in the office where it鈥檚 three guys standing in a triangle pointing finger guns at each other aggressively.聽
How was their first kiss? - doc, exhausted, was sitting in his office, sleeping peacefully. when olivier realized gustave had never come to bed, he goes to his office to check on him, and finds mike standing over him, trying to figure out how to move him without waking him up. the way mike jumps when olivier clears his throat wakes gustave up, and he starts whining about being fine and not needing to be babysat. though he interrupts himself multiple times with yawns, so mike and olivier make an executive decision to bring him to bed so they can make sure he gets sleep. mike moves to pick him up and carry him bridal style, but gustave starts squirming and weakly trying to push mike away, though he succeeds in doing nothing. seeing this, olivier moves closer, places a hand in his hair and starts petting him gently. gustave makes an聽鈥渘gh鈥 sound as his eyes flutter shut, and he makes a last-ditch attempt to get them to leave him alone by reaching a hand out blindly and tugging olivier closer, and shoving his tongue down olivier鈥檚 throat. olivier keeps petting him, and kisses back slowly, pushing gustave鈥檚 tongue out of his mouth, turning the kiss chaste and sweet, before gustave falls asleep. once he鈥檚 certain gustave is out cold, olivier pulls away and takes his hand out of gus鈥 hair, causing him to snuffle in his sleep and shift in mike鈥檚 arms so he鈥檚 pressed closer. mike and olivier share a Look, then walk together to gustave鈥檚 quarters. They lay him on the bed, and mike says that olivier should stay with him. this makes gustave wake up, and he starts making whiny noises at mike from the bed, prompting mike to come over, and gustave pulls the same move he used on olivier, but this time with the intent to have mike stay. he tugs mike down next to him on the bed (which is honestly more of a nest), with olivier on his other side. he maneuvers them both so that they鈥檙e spooning him while he snuggles up to his full-size snorlax plush. mike pushes himself up so he can look at olivier over gustave, and says聽鈥渨e will all three discuss this tomorrow. i know the both of us have been pining over him for quite some time, and tonight鈥檚 events have made it pretty clear that the adorable, endearing, kind man laying between us feels the same. so, i think it鈥檚 safe to assume this sleeping configuration could become significantly more common for all three of us. now, go to sleep. i refuse to deal with two聽grumpy, sleep-deprived frenchmen.鈥 olivier chuckled, and as he settled in and closed his eyes, he felt around for something on the blankets, then, smiling softly, intertwines his fingers with mike鈥檚, and drifts off to sleep.聽
Wedding:
Who proposed? - they all did, on the same night, at the exact same fucking time
Who is the best man/men? - monty for lion, rook for doc, and sledge for thatcher
Who is the bride鈥檚 maid(s)? - finka for lion, twitch for doc, and, in a surprise twist no one saw coming, clash for thatcher (the ladies wear tuxes. they look very聽dapper)聽
Who did the most planning? - mike! he鈥檚 not very religious himself, but knows that gustave and olivier are, so he did a lot of research (including visiting olivier鈥檚 church and gustave鈥檚 mosque to ask questions about customs and traditions and requirements) to make sure that the wedding would be fit for both of their faiths
Who stressed the most? - god they were all useless for six weeks before the ceremony
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - olivier鈥檚 parents, obviously, but his ex and her punk gf are invited and sit in the front row. mike鈥檚 ex-wife gets an invitation but it鈥檚 very much in a way of聽鈥渓ook what you鈥檙e missing out on. not one but TWO sexy french men love him. can you say the same? hm?鈥澛
Sex:
Who is on top? - ok mike is always in charge no matter what, and he doesn鈥檛 bottom. olivier switches (just does whatever mike tells him to, whether that鈥檚 to fuck gustave until he begs to come or ride mike with gustave tied to a chair off to the side, crying because he鈥檚 being forced to watch but not getting any stimulation) and gustave almost always bottoms (there have been times where, to make it harder for him to not come, mike has olivier ride gustave until mike says to stop, or anyone calls their safeword)聽
Who is the one to instigate things? - it really depends. usually olivier, but if mike or gustave have had stressful days, they鈥檒l look for some聽~relief~ when they get home
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don鈥檛 go into the sex dungeon without a horse鈥檚 head
How long do they normally last? - as long as mike tells them but fr i never know how to answer this one so like???? long enough??? they鈥檙e always satisfied, soooo聽
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - *sighs in wanting to make doc come til he cries but also wanting to make him beg for the slightest touch on his cock*聽
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed鈥檚 shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it鈥檇 make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall鈥檚 so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - just olivier鈥檚 son
How many children will they adopt? - ZERO BITCH
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - probably doc but olivier鈥檚 kid is too old for them so
Who is the stricter parent? - they all are but in different ways聽
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - depends on the stunt (typical punk stuff- lion, breaking laws that shouldn鈥檛 be laws- doc, fighting for what鈥檚 right- thatcher)聽
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - doc聽
Who is the more loved parent? - olivier but only because they鈥檝e had a relationship for longer
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - doc. charming ass
Who cried the most at graduation? - they all did :*)
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - typical punk stuff- lion, breaking laws that shouldn鈥檛 be laws- doc, fighting for what鈥檚 right- thatcher聽聽
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - doc
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - olivier
Who does the grocery shopping? - doc
How often do they bake desserts? - so often!!!!! mike is a secretly a world class baker
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - gustave has dietary restrictions (and he鈥檚 lactose intolerant), but he loves a good steak. olivier and mike agree 100%聽
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - doc
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - olivier. he likes patio dining!!!!!!!
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - mike. you stupid man聽
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - lion聽
Who is really against chores? - thatcher
Who cleans up after the pets? - doc (they鈥檙e his聽kitties, he will care for them)聽
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - thatcher
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - doc. the first thing he was taught about being an adult is that you keep plastic bags in other plastic bags, and you always聽feed people whenever they come to your house
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - thatcher. he still complains about cleaning tho聽
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - doc. he has a full fucking skin- and hair-care regimen and olivier and mike can鈥檛 deal聽
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - IT鈥橲 MIKE鈥橲 BIG-ASS DOG, HE聽TAKES IT FOR A WALK
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - mike doesn鈥檛 like to decorate but he WILL put up little centerpiece items that are themed around the holiday that his husbands are celebrating :)聽
What are their goals for the relationship? - contentment. healing. joy. :*)
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - gustave. stupid sleep-deprived man. i love you
Who plays the most pranks? - olivier. >:(
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andceterasa year ago
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tbh I鈥檓 kinda surprised that there isn鈥檛 more content that really expands more about Hat Kid being, well, an actual alien (or at least i didn鈥檛 see them). And given that Hat Kid鈥檚 whole culture is pretty weird on its own (fr tho who the fuck lets a small child pilot a spaceship on her own, access dangerous kitchen appliances like stoves and microwaves, and being completely alone in deep dark space for an extended amount of time but that鈥檚 a story for another time) I think it鈥檚 safe for me to assume Hat Kid would be very unfamiliar with the planet the game takes places in and its culture
my point is that, assuming the world where we play as Hat Kid is kinda like another alternate version of earth, there鈥檚 a lot of funny wholesome situations that can happen in regards to Hat Kid being an alien, and everyone else鈥檚 reactions:
Hat Kid trying to understand local slangs and lingo聽
Hat Kid using slangs and lingo in all the wrong places
Maybe she would mix up the currency too bc they鈥檇 be confusing, assuming she鈥檚 been to several worlds and its hard to keep track on all of them, or has to adjust from the previous world
Hat Kid learning Memes
Hat Kid enjoying herself as she discovers the local flora and fauna and animals. Doesn鈥檛 know how to differentiate between wild animals and pets
Hat Kid trying to identify what is a聽鈥楧og鈥 bc y鈥檏now I don鈥檛 think aliens knows what exactly counts as a canine, but ends up pointing to every four-legged creature and says聽鈥榯hat鈥檚 a dog鈥, driving everyone crazy
鈥楧ogs have long snouts and have very fluffy fur鈥
Hat Kid, pointing to the Conductor:聽鈥淪o he鈥檚 a dog?鈥 and the Conductor curses on the spot bc he鈥檚 a BIRD, EXCUSE YOU
Mafia town has these nice carnival tents that makes me think they have food markets and game stands once in a while so I thought it would be cute if the Mafia Goons, after Hat Kid befriended them, would take her to go play shoot-a-balloon and whack-a-mole games
Hat Kid tasting cotton candy for the first time
Her tasting local food for the first time and trying out potato chips, instant noodles, sweets and all
聽DJ Grooves teaching her how to take selfies
Hat kid irritating Snatcher with her alien language whenever he鈥檚 being a Bastard again (can鈥檛 negotiate with a language barrier now)
Her calling Snatcher names in alien language and he squints at her bc聽鈥業 don鈥檛 know what you鈥檙e saying but I have the feeling you鈥檙e talking shit about me鈥
Signing聽鈥淪natcher is a weenie鈥 on his contracts in alien letters
Hat Kid doesn鈥檛 know what is a Halloween and immediately all the subconite kids in Subcon forest takes it upon them to teach her how to trick-or-treat聽
the spirits teaching her how to dance to the tune of聽鈥渟pooky spooky skeleton鈥
Hat Kid learning how to carve pumpkins so they look like the Snatcher
everyone dislikes winter (thanks venessa) but still teaching hat kid how to make snow angels and snowmen
snowball fights, but they play dirty of course - cherrybombs in the snowballs, traps and ambushes
鈥淲hat the peck do you mean you have bones in your hair?鈥
鈥淲HY DO YOU HAVE BONES IN YOUR HAIR???鈥
鈥淎t least you have bones,鈥 grumbles a subconite.聽鈥淎ll we have are cotton stuffings.鈥
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ihaventwritteninsolonga year ago
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ALAS,,,,,,,, ACTUAL STORY???聽
i say like i havent been doing absolutely nothing but writing
cain, wren, and zander belong to @spookyboywhump (i fr cant remember if wren is even mentioned in this tho)
content warnings: physical and emotional abuse, pet whump, insults, threats.... i dont fucking know how to tag this its just Really Fucking Mean
tags: @stxckfxck @rato-o @haro-whumps @insanitywishes @galaxywhump @simplygrimly @cinnamonflavouredhugs (PLEASE LET ME TAG PEOPLE TUMBLR,,,,,,,)
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Clement was expecting something when he took Cathal back. This鈥 was not it. He had expected Cathal, shaking and broken and scared, not sitting there completely blank, reluctant to leave with him.聽
鈥淲hat the fuck happened in there last night?!鈥 He shouted, his refined and restrained facade slipping. 鈥淗e鈥檚 supposed to be crying in my arms, not fucking staring at nothing, not trying to fucking fight with me! Where鈥檚 the blood, Cain? Do you think he fucking cleaned himself up? He doesn鈥檛 have the fucking brain capacity for that, your stupid fucking mutt is still putting his fucking hands on my property, you鈥 do you think this is fucking funny?鈥
鈥淎 little,鈥 Cain admitted, not even trying to hide his grin. It was funny, he had to admit, it was hilarious to watch someone like Clement lose his mind over this. 鈥淵ou鈥檙e sure he couldn鈥檛 have cleaned himself up? I mean, I saw it all, he really did beat the shit out of him. If your puppy has anything still going in his head, I would say he stayed away from Zander after that.鈥澛
鈥淗e won鈥檛 even stand up, he won鈥檛 even let me pick him up, Cain, there鈥檚 no way he could鈥檝e cleaned the blood off. Do you think I鈥檓 fucking stupid?鈥
鈥淚鈥檝e got no comment to make on that.鈥 Cain was clearly enjoying this, and it made Clement鈥檚 blood boil. He wasn鈥檛 supposed to be laughing, he was meant to be just as furious as Clement was! It wasn鈥檛 funny, it was infuriating, it was an insult, how dare those two mutts go behind his back and fucking- they were getting too close, even after Clement had Zander beat Cathal half to death.
鈥淚 swear to fucking god, if I take him home and he鈥檚 anything but what I wanted, I am holding you- you and your fucking mutt responsible.鈥
Clement stormed out of the room, and Cain watched him, giving a little wave. 鈥淗ave fun with that!鈥 He called out, and he could feel Clement鈥檚 anger. It was hilarious, he had never seen Clement displaying any sort of anger. What a fantastic start to the day.
On the other hand, Clement was enraged. He had managed to get Cathal off the floor and out of the house, but the issue rested in whether or not he was going to be able to get him inside of his house.聽
He parked the car, behind his house this time. The neighborhood was never particularly crowded, he had never been noticed dragging Cathal, and now Wren, into and out of the house, but Cathal was so hurt, it would take purposeful ignorance to not notice him. Someone would recommend a hospital, and he couldn鈥檛 exactly take him there.
Cathal almost clung to him the way he wanted, when he pulled him out of the car. One arm around his neck, limping and half carried up the steps. Every step elicited a new, pained whimper, and Clement tried his best to not look too pleased with himself. He was pleased with himself, but Cathal couldn鈥檛 know that. He had to pretend he hadn鈥檛 orchestrated the entire event, the five punches to his face - his poor, fragile face - to make sure his plan worked exactly how he wanted.
When they reached the couch, Clement鈥檚 intention was to set him down, gently, but Cathal collapsed onto the cushions, moaning weakly when he landed. Clement crouched down beside him, brushing a few strands of hair away from his face, and secretly admiring the way he looked - nose definitely broken, covered in bruises, his eye swollen and his lip split.聽
鈥淒arling, what happened to you? I told him to keep you safe, he promised me. Who did this to you?鈥
Cathal really did not want to answer any questions. His head was pounding, he had cried himself hoarse, he just wanted to lay there and sleep. He was so exhausted, and understandably so, after the beating he had been put through. It was worse than anything he had ever experienced, including the time he tried defending his friends from the two members of the soccer team in 11th grade. He felt like he had been run over after that, and it was upsetting to know that it was not the worst pain he had felt, now.聽
There had been two of them. There was only one Zander.聽
His brain was running on overdrive, he had no idea who to trust. On the one hand, Clement had said that Zander would hurt him, and was right, he was always right. On the other鈥 Zander had apologized, admitted to hurting him. He had said he would leave him alone, too, let him decide whether or not they would speak. And even though he had just hurt him so badly, Cathal鈥 trusted him. He felt safe with him, it was so confusing he felt dizzy just thinking about it.
But then again, Clement鈥檚 hand was in his hair, scratching that one spot that always felt so comforting, and maybe he really didn鈥檛 know what had happened, maybe Zander was lying, he had no way to tell.
鈥淏aby, please, tell me what happened, I鈥檓 worried about you.鈥
鈥淶a-ander鈥 h-hit me鈥︹
Clement feigned surprise. 鈥淚t looks like he did more than that, sweetheart, I鈥檓 so sorry, I should never have left you there.鈥
鈥淪-said鈥 you told him to鈥︹
That did surprise Clement. He had made it so clear, he wasn鈥檛 beyond hurting people to get what he wanted. His soft, gentle smile faded, his mouth pressed into a thin line, his eyes hard.聽
鈥淒id he now?鈥
Cathal whimpered. He realized, too late, that he shouldn鈥檛 have said anything. Clement was going to be angry, and that never meant anything good for him. The last time he had been angry, seriously angry, it was to do with Zander as well, and Cathal dreaded the memories of what had happened that day.聽
鈥淣-no, no, no sir I-I鈥檓 sorry鈥︹
鈥淲hy would you make something like that up, darling? Are you trying to defend him?鈥
鈥淵-yes sir鈥 h-he鈥 he d-didn鈥檛 want to hurt me, he d-didn鈥檛 want to鈥︹
Oh, Clement was going to kill that mutt. He was trying, desperately trying to keep his cool, to keep from lashing out at Cathal like he had shouted at Cain. Because Cain wasn鈥檛 afraid of him, he had nothing to prove, he could scream as much as he wished in front of him and he would just sit there and laugh, it wouldn鈥檛 be fucking anything up!
鈥淐athal, puppy, my darling boy. Are you really going to tell me, after all that he put you through, you still trust him? You still want to be near him, instead of me?鈥
鈥淣-not鈥 not instead鈥 s-still l-love you鈥 just鈥 w-wish I c-could鈥 have friends鈥 again鈥︹澛
That did it. Clement was furious, his grip on Cathal鈥檚 hair tightened, and he stood up, pulling Cathal with him. Fear was apparent in Cathal鈥檚 eyes, he reached weakly up to grab at Clement鈥檚 arm, he was so tired, he hurt so badly, he just wanted to sleep.
鈥淲hat the fuck was that, you ungrateful fucking brat?鈥 Clement spat, and suddenly Cathal couldn鈥檛 breathe, the world was crashing down around him. He had said the complete wrong thing, he should鈥檝e been good, shouldn鈥檛 have let Zander clean him up, should鈥檝e just sat in the corner and cried like a good boy - a good, pathetic, mind washed puppy, the perfect broken pet.聽
鈥淚-I鈥檓 sorry, I鈥檓 s-sorry sir, p-please, please let- let go, please!鈥澛
鈥淥h, now you鈥檙e sorry? Now, after you try to fucking replace me with some fucking mutt? No! No, you don鈥檛 get to fucking apologize, you don鈥檛 get to beg, I tried to make you realize how fucking grateful you should be, and you fucking spit in my face? Shut up! Shut the fuck up, or I鈥檒l cut your fucking tongue out and you鈥檒l never be able to speak, you鈥檒l never get a chance to make out with that fucking mutt you love so much, you鈥檒l be mine, and nothing but mine.鈥澛
鈥淚-I am y-yours, please, p-please I a-am yours, I鈥檓 y-yours a-and on-only yours, n-nobody e-else鈥檚!鈥澛
Cathal had never seen him like this before. He was always so methodical, everything he did was so calculated and planned, even in his anger he remained calm, he always thought that he would rather see Clement lose his cool, but now that it was happening, he would rather anything but.聽
鈥淵ou鈥檙e mine? If you鈥檙e mine, why the fuck do you keep running back to that mutt, huh? Do you just like getting hurt? You want to be fucking beat every goddamn day of your life? Don鈥檛 fucking tempt me!鈥澛
鈥淣-no, no please, p-please! Please, sir I d-don鈥檛, I don鈥檛 w-want to g-go back to h-him, please, p-please, please!鈥
And then Clement hit him. Square in the nose, his nose that was already broken from the assault Zander had been forced into delivering. His fist connected, and Cathal鈥檚 head would have snapped backwards from the force of it, and he wished it had, were it not for Clement鈥檚 hand gripping his hair so tightly that he couldn鈥檛 move an inch. Cathal screamed, his vision going white with pain.聽
Clement let go of his hair, dropping him back onto the couch. Cathal choked on a sob, hands shooting up to try and stop the flow of blood coming from his nose. Touching it caused pain to shoot straight through his face, and he yelped at the feeling.
鈥淪top being fucking pathetic. And stop being a fucking liar, I鈥檓 so sick of hearing you lie through your fucking teeth.鈥
Cathal just whimpered in response, too scared and hurt to say a word.聽
鈥淕et off the couch. You can鈥檛 be trusted to stay where I put you, so get down now.鈥
He did as he was told, shaking and sobbing and bleeding all over himself. If his nose wasn鈥檛 broken before, it would be now, and he wished that he knew exactly how he could have avoided it. Clement grabbed him by the wrist, dragging him over to the radiator and pointing in his face.聽
鈥淪tay fucking put, if I come back and you鈥檝e moved so much as an inch, I鈥檒l make you fucking regret it.鈥
He turned on his heel, and stormed down the hallway, leaving Cathal to sob by himself. He didn鈥檛 know how to stop the bleeding without touching his nose, and it hurt so badly to touch, he couldn鈥檛 bear to do it. He covered his eyes with his arm, trying to calm his own sobs, and didn鈥檛 even notice that Clement had returned until he felt the cool metal of handcuffs against his wrist.聽
Clement threaded the cuffs through part of the radiator, and locked Cathal鈥檚 other wrist in the second cuff. He was trapped, now, even if he wanted to run he wouldn鈥檛 be able to. He was scared, more so now than even when Zander was hurting him, Clement was meant to be safe.聽
How could he be safe when he caused so much pain?
鈥淚鈥檓 fucking leaving, you can stay here. You鈥檒l be lucky if I come back, you ungrateful fucking brat.鈥 And Clement left the room again, and Cathal heard the door open and then slam closed.聽
He was still bleeding, but he figured now, he would be losing an awful lot of blood, because he would have to wait until it stopped on it鈥檚 own. Clement clearly wasn鈥檛 going to be helping him out, as he heard the engine of the car starting. He was just going to be left there, alone, he didn鈥檛 even know for how long, or if Clement was ever even going to come back. He may have just been leaving him there, alone, to die.聽
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