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he's studying the holocron, just the wrong one
Hey I made another comic out of my tiktok shitposts ! <3
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Hera: I'll adopt all the murder kids and you adopt all the just edgy kids?
Kanan: Why are we adopting murder kids????
Hera: Chopper needs friends with common interests.
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Pryce: Agent Kallus, did you record two recruits fighting instead of stopping them?
Kallus: You weren’t there, Pryce. It was the most pathetic slap fight I’ve ever seen. It was so mesmerizing that I couldn’t interfere.
Pryce: I doubt that.
*One moment later*
Pryce: They… they just keep going.
Kallus: I know.
Pryce: THEY HAVE THEIR HELMETS ON
Kallus: I KNOW
*On the Ghost at the same time*
Kanan: Sabine and Ezra not allowed to do undercover missions together anymore.
Hera: Agreed.
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Rex: Have you been yelled at by Ahsoka yet?
Ezra: I’m not scared of her!
Kanan: So that’s a no.
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i made something
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kanan: so... i've seen you've been spending a lot of time with kallus recently.
zeb: no, kanan it isn't what it looks like.
kanan: oh really? so there is nothing for me to be jealous about?
zeb: no! you are the only one for me.
kanan: is that so?
zeb: i promise. alex and i are just dating okay? he's my boyfriend.
kanan: so there are no bestfriend feelings involved?
zeb: you are still the one and only bestfriend! he's just the love of my life nothing more!
kanan: but i'm still the platonic love of your life right?
zeb: of course you are bro.
kanan, tearing up: bro...
kallus: what the-
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Hera: children you have not found the love of your life if you didn’t find them in the trash!
*Sabine and Ezra both look at Kanan*
Kanan: why do you assume that I was in the trash?!
Leia: no she’s got a point
Ezra: does this mean I can space Kallus cuz Zeb didn’t find him in the trash!
Kallus: Bridger I swear
Zeb: kid….Kallus was the trash
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Ezra: What goes up but never comes down?
Kanan: The amount of stress you're bringing me.
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Purge Trooper Cody, angrily pressed Obi-Wan against a wall
Purge Trooper Cody : Go kriff yourself.
Obi-Wan, smugly : Sure, but only if you watch
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Reader and Kanan watching from the distance
Kanan : You sure he doesn't need our help?
Reader : Nah, he's fine.
Reader, angrily comming Ahsoka : Kriffing hell, I'm outta here. they're doing it again.
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*after accidentally messing up a mission*
Ezra: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?
Ezra, imitating Kanan: eZrA, wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg?!
Kanan, appearing from behind Ezra: Ezra, what are you doing?!
Ezra: I conjured him
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Hera: Come on, Ezra. Nobody actually believes that Kanan is in love with me.
Ezra, to The crew: Raise your hand if you think that Kanan is helplessly in love with Hera.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Hera: …Kanan, put your hand down.
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dying from @gamelpar 's use of incorrect quotes, specifically from this one
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Chopper: Father I desire violence.
Kanan, sobbing: He called me dad for the first time.
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Kanan: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—
Hera: We’re married.
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Kanan: Have you heard from Ezra?
Ahsoka: I’m sure everything’s fine. Cal’s with him.
Kanan: “Everything’s fine” and “Cal’s with him” don’t usually work together.
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Hera is gone
Kanan, when Hera is on a mission: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Sabine: Waking up in the morning and your datapad wasn't charging.
Zeb: Waking up in the morning.
Kallus: Waking up.
Chopper: Waking up in the morning...
Chopper: And seeing Ezra.
Ezra: Hey! Rude!!
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